>Liechtenstein declares war on your country.
How fucked are you?
>>53000913
It depends. What's the alliance situation?
not at all. It would literally be the easiest invasion in recorded history
>>53001235
>not at all. It would literally be the easiest invasion in recorded history
Implying you would find them
>>53001298
lel
>>53001298
I know where Liechtenstein is
Well, their alliance with Switzerland is purely defensive in nature, right?
We could probably empty a housing project into there and take it over.
>>53001338
>I know where Liechtenstein is
You know that it is between Austria and Switzerland, but the problem is that you have no idea where Switzerland and Austria even are.
>>53001398
yes I do.
>>53001398
>between Austria and Switzerland
lol you can't fool me. austria and switzerland arent even on the same continent.
austria is in oceania and switzerland is in africa
>>53000913
I dare them to actually violate swiss/austrian territory to get to me
>>53001417
>yes I do.
on the left and right side of liechtenstein, right?
>>53001235
Good luck getting access to them without starting a world war.
>>53000913
tell me one country that couldnt win a war againts liechtenstein
>>53000913
Huh, I didn't even know this was a country.
Have they ever posted on /int?
anyone have pic related without the watermark? i swear ive seen it before
>>53001513
>tell me one country that couldnt win a war againts liechtenstein
Germany allied with Italy
>>53001470
Switzerland and Austria are in Central Europe south of Germany and north of Italy. Liechtenstein are between Austria and Switzerland. Why are you questioning my knowledge of geography?
>>53001542
Yes
>>53001338
Prove it
>>53001595
If I did, you would accuse me of cheating.
>>53001569
holy shit please stop making america look bad
switzerland is in africa near south africa
austria is that large island below asia
fuck invaded again
>>53001595
prove I don't. see >>53001569
>>53001637
fuck off impersonator
>>53001478
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_airborne_landings_in_Normandy
Kinda scared to be honest. Liechtenstein is completely backed by Switzerland in all economic, military and political matters. Switzerland may be small, but their military is far superior to ours. They have yearly compulsory training sessions, free gun laws so many people are comfortable using weapons outside of war, better equipment (Austrian army is in shambles), better organization (Austrian army is a bureaucratic mess), and most importantly: MORE MONIES. Basically, if their leaders would manipulate our citizens to start some riots then "move in to keep the peace" (invasion and occupation), I'm 99% sure our states will not want to go back to Viennese rule but rather gladly be annexed by Liechtenstein and turned into another puppet state for Switzerland.
And I'm completely serious here.
>>53001569
>Liechtenstein are between Austria and Switzerland
>Why are you questioning my knowledge of geography?
Because if I were questioning your grammar you would fail
>>53001718
I noticed that.
>>53001787
>>53001718
so did i
>>53000913
Even losing scenario would be a victory
>Finland finally becomes a monarch
>Germany replaces Finnish
>HDI increases
>In general, became more relevant
>>53001685
>France would let you get ground troops across their territory.
>France would let you invade their airspace.
>>53000913
WHO???
>>53001718
We would probably win against those landlocked cucks eventually and make it a vassal state or something.
>>53001982
should they attack us we could invoke article 5 of nato and france would have to help us
Pretty even battle desu.
>>53000913
I'm in trouble, my sovereign funds are in his banks.
>>53002288
Article 5 is only for us, doesn't work for you
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>>53003146
the only time its ever been invoked is in the 9/11 attacks
>>53003433
Fug you
>>53003486
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We'd have to take a day off to play them in hockey or something like we did against USSR during the Cold War
>>53000913
pretty fucked
>>53000913
I'd be scared, they might befriend us.
>>53003449
France didn't respond, now did they?
Liechtenstein are rich enough to buy nukes. Then it doesn't matter that they have a small population
>>53001569
>Central Europe
>Europe
>American Geometery
>>53001709
Who /tyrolia/ here?
Liechstein can not hop to stop our country. We are are the end, the omega, licestein is simply ended by our end powers. We also have a forcefield.
>>53003994
>Geometery
>English english
>>53003994
whatchu talking about Raj?
I haven't seen a Liechtenstein flag on /int/.
That's the only reason I haven't killed myself.
>>53004253
>>53004251
>Tickmen and Armenian Geometry trying to rival my own.
I SIMPLY CAN NOT FATHOM
>>53004329
>completely avoiding the point
perfidious indeed
>>53004517
>completely missing the blunt
How uncharacteristic.
>>53004806
Typical Brit weedposter
>>53004967
>I'm being taunted by a country that couldn't defeat a Ten Two-pint Frost Ghost's.
>:(
>>53004806
>>53005120
just get some friends and smoke with them, far more enjoyable.
>>53005293
I'm not actually high. I just have nothing to do but shitpost until my PC backs up.
>>53005333
can't argue with those trips
>>53002253
have fun getting your relations up enough to annex them
you don't even have a cored port city near them, enjoy the revolts
>>53005120
I don't know what that is.
Also, whenever your country hyffen's shit it just looks ridiculous
>>53005980
Lich (Frost Ghost) Ten (Ten) Stein (Two Pints of beer)
>>53006790
>tiddly-winks
>>53005709
tfw france delcared war on me as i read this
rip english france
>>53007528
sorry :(
make sure to evac your troops
