>>52989512
It's a commonwealth nation that doesn't play rugby or cricket

>>52989512
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the leaf

>>52989574
toronto isn't canada

>>52989636
sorry here we only play real men sports

>>52989651
>>52989681
literally nothing wrong with that

>>52989837
And what would they be?

>Canadian dollar is going to shit
>have an SJW liberal pretty boy as prime minister
>taxes go so far up your ass you can't feel shit for the rest of your life
>universities are OK at best

I can think of a lot more but I gots to take a shit

>>52989512

Their current leader is a bit of a prettyboy, Toronto is an SJW hellhole whose mayor was the shame of the city, and no NHL team has held the Cup in decades. But apart from that...

>geographic isolation
>abundant resources
>cold weather goes a long way toward discouraging undesirables
>historic broship with USA while USA does the heavy lifting/spending which allows Canada to just stay comfy, like Europe only much better
>not the same big target of the East's hatred as a result
>not nearly as much male genital mutilation
>member of best club: NATO yes, EU no (come back and join us UK)
>better national anthem than ours (this isn't hard desu)
>efficient kebab removal courtesy Sergeant-at-Arms, now with 100% trigger discipline
>all memes aside, the flag looks nice, has lateral symmetry and is instantly recognizable, which is what a flag is supposed to be

Tbqh the only way it really gets better than Canada is if you personally are rich. A-average country. :3

>>52991844
I love you

nice dubs btw

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>>52989837
>real men sports

Curling is brutal

>>52992190

I-I like you too Canada-kun