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the north edition
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north>south
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>>52989288
>when the race war breaks out in britain, what will be your primary weapon?

My intellect.
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>>52989299
Wales>England
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>the poorth
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OUR NIGE
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anime
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pizza and battle royale
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>My intellect.
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><>
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poleaboo is a good lad who was just misunderstood
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>>52989288
>taking any part in it
I'll be watching and laughing from the side lines.
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a-anime
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>tfw thought all the northerners died in the floods
hmmmmm
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the north = poo
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>>52989288
memes.
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>>52989299
>north>south

AT BEING SHIT

HAHAHAHA BANTER
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>>52989396

>Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor ...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0
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>>52989381
>face covering
Why do girls do this? Are they pretending to be shy so that boys will think they're cute?
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Why are women so naturally cool?
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Don't try and save Britain. It's already dead.
Flee. Flee while you can. It's not defeatist because the country is already lost.
Let the leaders be kings of ruins. They wanted it.
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>>52989281
>the poorth edition
Fixed lad
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>>52989314
Actually it's literally one of the most affluent counties too. Hence why Pakis move to counties like yours - they all sign on and don't work.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QqT1Q4_hGc

>LONDON
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why are military officers always Southern and the squaddies Northern/Scotcucks?
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>>52989331
i seriously hope you are not bringing wales into this, you are so shit you make northern england look like switzerland
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>>52989317
So you're an expert in unarmed combat?
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>>52989384

I just realised I have 2 of this guy.

He's a parody right? Surely no-one can make this mistake so many times

(1/2)
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not happy atm hope its just the coke and e comedown
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>in 2015 more Muslims killed people than handguns
>being muslim is still legal
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>>52989473
>she's black

wasn't expecting that
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>>52989408

tbqh any 'northerner' who even encountered floods isn't a northerner at all because they live low down like some southern cunt
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me ont right
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>>52989418
what subject la
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>>52989408
We built a load of houses on floodplains and sold them all to southerners who fell for the "north is better than the south" meme and they all died

it was planned all along while we chilled on top of the pennines
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generally think katie hopkins is a good lad
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>page 3

I'm not going to partake in this, it's utter disrespect to Mr. Janitor. Honestly you should be ashamed in yourself for posting this so unforgivably early.
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>>52989281
Unironically looks horrible.
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>>52989497
"Computer" "Science".
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>>52989384
>>52989488

(2/2)
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>>52989478
that really need explaining to you?
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anything north of London is the north and therefore shit
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>>52989520
Epic!
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>>52989483
lad, Wales is comfy filled with lots of mountains, alcohol and slags and no pakis
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>>52989416
Once you can tap into the power of meme magic, nobody can stand against you.
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>>52989557
>wales
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>>52989557
THIS

t. Living in comfy Anglesey
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>>52989496

Piglets are so cute.

Then they age like shit.

Kinda like women
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>>52989534
where at
don't know many unis wit exams dis early
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>>52989446
dunno
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>>52989483
Wales is great, try not to be jealous mate
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>>52989331
more like fails haha
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bit hungry
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>>52989384
>>52989488
>>52989541

I will never understand people who can't grow a proper beard but decide to grow one anyway
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>>52989494
>tfw black people consider themselves natives in London and get annoyed at Muslims
COULDN'T. MAKE. IT. UP.
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>>52989581
m8
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>>52989557
wales is quality, especially Gwynedd

>>52989587
>Anglesey
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might have a wank
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>>52989557
yeah, but its full of shitey povvo bits like this. FULL of council houses
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>yesterday I woke up and felt bad because I wanked to cuck porn
>today I woke up and feel bad because I wanted to stay awake all day to fix my sleep schedule but ended up falling asleep anyway
fuuuggg!!!
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can't wait to move to london

looks like a lovely city
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>>52989635

Black people literally are native Londoners
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>>52989478
I know a few northern officers. Most are quite posh but not all by any means
>>52989489
taking coke and mandy at the same time is a waste desu
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>>52989611
Not even telling you lad. Even though there's at least 140 people in the class that look like 4chan using faggots, I'm too paranoid to be dropping that info tbqh.
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>>52989664
it looks comfy desu
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I swear I will never rest until everything you love is fucking crushed
And everyone that you hold so dear remains silent with the words that you’re dying to hear
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It's like these stories write themselves
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Anyone else feel a serious emotional connection to the outcome of the ball kicking?
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>>52989645
guess im a cunt
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>good'een sirrah from wales
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>>52989685

Scary m8
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>>52989694
t*rkey kicked out of NATO when
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>>52989679
i don't do CS just wondering la nobody's going to dox you
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>>52989632
>I will never understand people who can't grow a proper beard but decide to grow one anyway

>He's wearing a fedora and posting cringe shit on facebook.

Fedoras and beards on masculine socially adjusted attractive men look good. So obviously they make him look classy and masculine too
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>>52989708
M E
E
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>>52989708
If you don't you're literally gay
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eurgh lad from yuni just changed his cover photo to the oldest pepe saying "feels bad man"
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>>52989473
She seems British enough to me. She can stay. Unironically appreciate most of the stuff she's saying.
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>named after a whale
>flag is a dragon
???
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>>52989653
gwynedd is unironically one of the comfiest places in the whole of the UK, on par with Devon, Shrewsbury and the Scottish Highlands

top tier landscape
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>Mr Sandman I'm so alone
>don't have nobody to call my own
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if you don't like wales you are probably a paki or nignog
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>>52989682
im just sick of the sight of this sort of thing living in the north alone, post industrial mess
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6xj2lGd3xs [Embed]

look at this amazing city, how could poortherners NOT want to live here?
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>>52989763
at least it was an OG pepe
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>>52989732
>i don't do CD just wondering la nobody's going to dox you
- man who doxed man on 4chan
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>She seems British enough to me. She can stay.
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>>52989750

But why shave his moustache, he just looks like an allahu ackbar
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>>52989786
There's loads of them in Wales because the government buys cheap asylum seeker accomodation there
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>>52989708
yes
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>>52989708
Raises my blood pressure to heights that nothing else on the planet has managed to do for over 10 years now.
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>I identify with my region
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got a bit too drunk over new years and put "Muslims are the enemy" as my facebook status and a load of people removed me
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>>52989801
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>>52989803
>CD

how did you f*ck this up
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>>52989795
Nice
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>>52989708

THIS IS OUR YEAR

ROONEY
O
O
N
E
Y

ENGLANDS BRAVE LIONS

FRANCE 2016

ITS COMING HOME. ITS COMING HOME. ITS COMING
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>>52989819
try being outside of Swansea, Cardiff or Newport. Seeing a shitskin anywhere else in Wales is rare as fuck
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>>52989850
not me, i hate lancashite
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>>52989792
I grew up in them so I have a sort of nostalgic attachment to them, they are usually whites only and filled with poor but god close knit communities, and it's easy fuck some slag, get her pregnant then move into the next town
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Business idea: copyright islam so when a muslim dies something bad you can say they're not a real Muslimâ„¢
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NOW MY HEART'S AT 120
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>>52989797
Poor old man. He must be so sad, living to see what happened to his country and city.

Feels... :((
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>>52989813

In case he needs to kiss m'ladies
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>>52989867
You don't need the people who removed you
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>>52989867
autistic af
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>>52989473

did the abuser get her face all over the papers? did she get prosecuted?

no?
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>>52989885

CHESHIRE
H
E
S
H
I
R
E
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getting dark again tbhlads
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>>52989669

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yEdHsVevpX
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>>52989753
>>52989762
FONT
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>>52989879
I don't see them in Newport or Swansea, it's really just Cardiff
>>52989867
were they the ones you expected to be lefty cucks?
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we avenge intellect when we dupe a fool, and it is a victory not to be despised for a fool is covered with steel and it is often very hard to find his vulnerable part
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>>52989911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T7OaDDR7i8
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>>52989869
I was typing with my erect penis and it's very wide.
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>>52989934
>northerners

pretty bright outside m8
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Took too much nytol. now I'm seeing giant spiders in giant webs, shadow people, floating cigarretes, clouds of smoking, floating candles and faces in the dark.
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>>52989963
just highlight the text you want to quote and click the post number senpai

baka......
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>>52989930
thats more like it, but its still not the south coast
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>>52989967
I'm even further north than you think my friend
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>>52989885
retarded
lancashires objectively one of the better counties of the uk regardless of whether you come from it or not
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>>52989949
Fedora bait is getting too blatant
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>>52989982

Why are you drinking nytol at 4pm lad
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>>52989635
>>52989494
some of the nignogs take being british really seriously, probably because they have no culture of their own
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>>52989967
>pretty bright outside m8

NORFOLK
O
R
W
I
C
H

Pretty fuckin dark outside.

How fucking far south are you, France?
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tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atumHTucDLU
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counter strike at uni
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>>52989988
How can I highlight the post with my erect penis?
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>>52989939
t. gaybod
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>>52989941
>were they the ones you expected to be lefty cucks?
Nah it was your mum, your uncle Fasil and your dad's bull Anil.
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>>52989982
Dormer? Told you not to do it 2bh
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>>52989988

Ctrl+Click to quote without inserting their post no.

Allows for effective fedora posting with the minimum of effort desu
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>>52990024
like THIS

*whips out willy wee woo*
*shows you*
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>>52989995
it is if you like post industrial decline, chavs and pakis
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>>52989992
SHETLANDS are the key to happiness
H
E
Tlands
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yeezy yeezy yeezy
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>>52990055
Now try it with a big dick.
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>>52990037

top slag
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>>52990078
nice
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O, sally brown shes a bright mulatter
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The only reason London has a lot of Muslims is Muslims are drawn to good jobs and financial success unlike "native" brits
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>>52990014
dev dev la, sun sets in the best
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>>52990054
didn't know that
very good

>>52990108
panjeet
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>>52990107
way hey roll and go
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>mfw the Celts and Britons came to the British Isles by migrating from Spain and central Europe
>mfw Stonehenge was there before they even arrived

so who built it?
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The brain rot of the digital age leave our bodies stuck in a primitive rage
Getting ahead by bowing down and we fuck our heads when we're feeling down
The lives of the desperate are loud
Matched by the noise from the screens
Pretending everything's fine, we save our fears for our dreams
Forcing a reckoning
Set us free.
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>>52990063
retarded barely any of the county is like that you are some eejit
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How old is too old to be going to University?
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>>52990076
bit too far
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>>52990108
>this damage control
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>>52990136

Atlanteans
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>>52990108
I don't think our politicians want British people in London, they want it to be a modern gentrified global city like New York
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>>52990155
there's a 60 something year old women in one of my modules wahey
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>Ctrl+Click to quote without inserting their post no.
>Allows for effective fedora posting with the minimum of effort desu
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>>52990155
45 imo
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she drinks rum and chews tobaccer, spend my money on sally brown
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rab c nesbitt said garbage, is he a yank?
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>>52990206
Dormers
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>>52990155
I know of a 90 year old woman who was doing OU courses
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>I know of a 90 year old woman who was doing OU courses
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Daily reminder that if you live above this line you are basically 3rd world.
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>>52990136
>the Celts and Britons came to the British Isles by migrating from Spain and central Europe
Britons. 'Celtic' is really a cultural rather than ethnic term. The population of Britain is still mostly descended from people who lived here when we became an island
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>>52990155
Had an 86 year old in my unit 3 years ago
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>>52990054
I did not know that
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>white working class are on average the poorest and least educated in Britain.

Lol literally losing to pakis
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>>52990206
sally brown she has a daughter
way hey roll and go
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>>52990154
i can think of a dozen places like that just off the top of my head
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>>52990188

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jEzGueZfuk
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Quality album desu
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>>52990257
>Cornwall & Devon aren't 3rd world

lel, okay mate.
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>>52990264
*britons built stonehenge
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>>52990286
lancashire: 90% white
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we've always been a nation of immigrants!
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>>52990257
im pretty sure slough, luton and peterborough are beneath that line la
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>>52990288

Top quality reading ability mate.
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>>52990257
Mushallah brother. Allah has truly blessed the city of London.
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>>52990288
belfast
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>>52990303
'no'
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>>52990257
>going around London
Nice touch.
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>>52990288

What the fuck are you
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>>52990312
go to blackburn and you will see that it is not to remain that way for long
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>>52990078
the GOAT, how can i send her a marriage proposal? or would she not like marriage?
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someone just received an expulsion card during a soccer game
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>>52990288
CHESTER
H
E
S
T
E
R
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>>52990136
We have flint mines from a few thousand years before stonehenge next to my town. The different Celts came here and integrated over a long period, they weren't the first people here by a long chalk and may have only pre-dated the Romans getting here by only a few hundred years. To put it in perspective, think Celts 400BCish, Greeks mapped Britain under Pytheas 200 years later (around Alexanders time) and then the Romans popped by twice staying the second time approx 200 years later than that.
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>>52990313
used to love reading his """""""""""""poetry"""""""" in school and saying nigger hahahah

>>52990358
xir
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>>52990136
Wrong the r1b haplotype is celtic genetics
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Just got in after a very heavy NYE party. Go to get into bed and move the covers. Fucking huge fat spider runs out from under my covers. Killed it, but now I'm fearing for my life and can't sleep, but I want to sleep because I'm mad hungover.
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>>52990257
Essex is 1st world? Dece!
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looking for a house/flat London at the moment, the prices aren't as bad as you memers are implying.
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Flatmate is playing a cd he made of HIMSELF singing and playing guitar lads
You just can't make this shit up
I'm at a loss for words
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>>52990378
bloody racist daily mail ukip nigel farage
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>>52990303
>Grimes
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>>52990377
where's that
went to some iron age villages as school trips was well good x
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>>52990371

think she's pansexual
https://twitter.com/sarahgillborn
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>>52989938
kill yourself
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>>52990414
smash the guitar over his head
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thinking of moving to Spain, I don't think there is anything left in the UK for me
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really find /int/ weird sometimes

>thread topic with a retarded question
>someone replies with a condescending answer
>someone replies to the first reply making a joke about where they're from based on their flag from memes or a stereotype
>30+ replies with laughing reaction images "kek", "my sides", " BTFO"
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>>52990402

an exceptional slag, one of my favourites
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>>52990461
don't do it lad
spain is fucking povvo tier

credentials: am flamenconigger
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>>52990461
>moving to Spain
Chav-tier t b h
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>>52990366
>one town has a disproportionately large muslim ghetto
>the entire county is going to be like that!

get some class
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>>52990461
>Spain
The singlr most plebbiest place you can move to
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>>52990377
>Celts 400BCish,
Wrong. The earliest finding of celtic antiques here is 1400bc
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so if a country not in the eu declares war on a country in the eu would all the other eu countries automatically be at war with the non eu country?
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>>52990461
>spain
how original
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>>52990257
you put the line in wrong place mate
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>>52990459
He's listening to a recording of himself, on the front room stereo
By himself while he watches telly
what the literal fuck is happening
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>>52990461
That's what all Spanish people who live in Spain are thinking.
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>>52990377
"celts" have likely been in britain for over 4000 years
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>>52990477
that is /int/ summed up in a nutshell 100% of the time lad
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>>52990477
That's a whole-4chan thing, it's some kind of weird pretend samefagging
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>>52990524
UJTS
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>>52990477
thats why you stick to ubermensch /brit/, the rest of /int/ is like a broken record stuck on repeat, same boring threads and jokes day in day out
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>>52990477
>he browses /int/
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>>52990461

im going to spain
cos i hate the pouring rain
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>>52990414


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w46N6IN9Xl
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>>52990376
kill urself tbqhwy
>>
Serious question lads... what can we do about the Muslims? We can't kick them out, we can't convince them to leave, we can't convert them to Christianity or atheism?

Are we...... actually doomed...?
>>
>>52990488
at least it looks warm and with cute girls
>>52990489
I don't plan on going to the areas with British people, I have been learning Spanish
>>52990492
Where should I go? Latin America is so far away, it is expensive and scary to go travel there
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>>52990519

>No Cambridge
>No Oxford
>No East Anglia

Lad
>>
>>52990539
leaf then
>>
>>52990568
just bring in more refugees :)
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrFjcG80v94
>>
Fuck, just seeded a film to 6.0 by accident. The FBI are on their way, no doubt.
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Voe.
>>
daily reminder that english is just latin/french and old norse and england was once a viking colony therefor they are our brothers
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>>52990491
the rest of it is just full of chavs and inbred types
>>
>>52990257
Bristol should be over there too

Bristol is a paki-hole
>>
>>52990567
>t. runcorn or crewe
>>
>well paying job with international company
>can telework

IS there any better situation than this? I'm not location bound, so I'm not being jewed in rent by being forced to live in london
>>
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>>52990570
Habla Espanol?
>>
>>52990502
Which is weird since the term 'Celtic' in terms of material culture dates to the Hallstatt period in central Europe, around 800BC
>>
>>52990562

Hahaha, wtf was that accent about.
>>
>still 874th in queue for an album on slsk

JUST
>>
That's Wrea Green
I'm literally 10 minutes away from there

It's super comfy
>>
>>
>>52990510
not necessarily I don't think, if it was a NATO nation though...
>>
>>52990623
un poco
>>
>>52990288
It's like a text to speeh programme combined with autism.
>>
>>52990431
From around 4000BC, the South Downs above Worthing was Britain's earliest[3] and largest flint-mining area.,[4] with four of the UK's 14 known flint mines lying within 7 miles (11 kilometres) of the centre of Worthing.[4] An excavation at Little High Street dates the earliest remains from Worthing town centre to the Bronze Age. There is also an important Bronze Age hill fort on the western fringes of the modern borough at Highdown Hill. During the Iron Age, one of Britain's largest hill forts was built at Cissbury Ring. The area was part of the civitas of the Regni during the Romano-British period. Several of the borough's roads date from this era and lie in a grid layout known as 'centuriation'. A Romano-British farmstead once stood in the centre of the town, at a site close to the town hall. In the 5th and 6th centuries, the area became part of the kingdom of Sussex. The place names of the area, including the name Worthing itself, date from this period.

Ma town got bones bruv.
>>
>>52990568
>we can't convert them to Christianity or atheism?
Yes we can if we stop bending over for them
>>
>>52990602
lmao SO TRUE lol!!!!!!!!
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>>52990587
>2016
>The year of YES!
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>>52990607
bristol is based with a near amsterdam tolerance of weed than no one seems to acknowledge
>>
>>52990601
we all evolved from monkeys in africa and came from the big bang lad, doesn't mean you can claim our achievements you memer
>>
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>>52990623
una vela
>>
>>52990660
>smoking week past the age of 19
really, grow up a bit lad
>>
>>52990510
It's a weird one. By the Lisbon Treaty other EU members would be obliged to help but I'd be surprised if the treaty held.
>>
>>52990414
Is it good?
>>
>>52990568
Bring back the Empire

It won't help on the Muslim thing but we'll get our Empire back at least
>>
watching Peter Kay live at the Bolton Albert Halls

funny stuff
>>
>>52990663
>africa
it's actually Asia though
>>
>>52990656
are you from burnley
>>
>>52990689
nah m8 loads of rich people smoke like snoop dogg, i'm aiming to be like him
>>
how about us southerners and northerners make a pact just to bully the Scottish and midlands from here on in, we can pretend neither of us have any muslims and that they all just live in Birmingham.

Haha those stupid midland pakis, midlands more like poorlands
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>>52990705
>Bring back the Empire
>>
Pleb places to emigrate to

TOP-PLEB
>Dubai

Pleb
>Australia
>Spain
>USA
>>
>The """"""""""Independent"""""""""""""

>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/video-shows-brussels-teenagers-throwing-car-down-flight-of-stairs-onto-underground-station-platform-a6793206.html

>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7c0_1451633922

They FAIL to mention that it's a group of muslims and even cut the "ALLLAHU ACKBAR" out of the video

Why the fuck is our media so cucked?
>>
>>52990646
>>52990670


Piratas fuera.
España es para el español no es el Inglés grasa
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>>52990407
ESSEX MENTIONED
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>>52990689
I don't know how one would go about smoking a unit of time.
>>
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Choose your waifu
>>
>>52990568
>we can't convert them to Christianity or atheism?
the rest of the UK has been effectively secularised, it can be done to Islam if we stop allowing Saudis to fund their propaganda here and we stop letting Muslims segregating themselves
>>
>>52990714
Watching the ms browns boys movie
Laughin me fuckin guts out
>>
alri lads.

any new 2016 gimmicks today?
>>
>>52990750
>Mancunian detected
>>
>>52990756
that was edited in you silly-biilly
>>
>>52990774
#5
>>
>>52990755
Rasheed
>>
>>52990660
>bristol is based with a near amsterdam tolerance of weed than no one seems to acknowledge
Please don't preach this shit, if it's illegal you'll get in trouble for it if caught. If it's legal, you'll be ok. Don't have idiots believe otherwise.
>>
Almost penned another 3 episodes of my sitcom.
>>
>>52990626
Their language has been around since 1200bc

Proto-Celtic, arose in the Late Bronze Age Urnfield culture of Central Europe, which flourished from around 1200 BC

Celts were the true europeans, all of northern and western europe were filled with them. They didn't dissapear just assimiliated. Every European has a drop of celtic blood

>Yfw they technically had the largest empire in Europe
>>
>>52990751
rorke
>>
Just watched 'The Good Short'..

AVERAGE.
>>
>>52990774
1
>>
Having a bath
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>>52990756
waheey
>>
>>52990774

The one who's had surgery
>>
>>52990756
seeing this satisfies my primal desire for destruction and violence
>>
>>52990786
Holy mother of plen
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>>52990786
Mrs Browns Boys
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>>52990714
Garlic...bread?
>>
>>52990788
nah just the usual north-south shitflinging

also some chats on where Celts come from and Wales is actually kind of decent so don't bully it
>>
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>Why yes, I am a celtic person
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>>52990761
lol, at least we are white

anyway I've spent like a year learning your spic language, I am not putting it to waste, I need to go to a Spanish speaking country
>>
>>52990839
drop a toaster in
>>
>>52990839

whats up with your swollen feet?
>>
>>52990839
>two faucets
AHAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A MEME
>>
>>52990788
Hablamos en espanol solo
>>
>>
>>52990820
Police Scotland changed their policy recently, they won't confiscate anything less than 3 grams, seems to be going in the right direction...
>>
>>52990866
toast wanker loves his toast
>>
>>52990839
>being so poor you can't afford bubbles
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>>52990858
CHEESE...N'CAKE
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>>52990871
>faucets
>>
>>52990824
>.jpg scientists and historians
>wikiprofessors
>not children grabbing a fact to make a theory
>>
>>52990633
lytham?

if not then were essentially neighbours
>>
>>52990756
Lad you aren't fucking special for working out the independent is a shit paper for cunts lmao. It has by far the lowest sales figures of any national newspaper
>>
>>52990820
>you'll get in trouble for it if caught
Laughing. Police here don't care about weed, been caught 3 times with large amount and nothing has ever happened.
>>
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>janny hasn't removed any posts yet
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>>52990839
where's your shampoo and everything lad? also dip your feet in they'll get cold x
>>
>>52990938

meet me in Castle Park in 1 hour and i'll beat the fuck out of you
>>
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>>52990938
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>>52990924
Done a degree in history and my Grandad is a musuem curator.
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just binge watched the last 20min of the k-on movie
>>
why is the age of consent in this country 16 when in the rest of Europe it's like 14?
>>
>>52990756
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>janny
>>
>>52990839
>Being able to remotely fit in a bath
Manlets.
>>
>>52990921
Sorry, meant to say "Haughty taughty water delivery tubes"
>>
>>52990839
zoom enhance tap reflection
>>
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>faucets
>>
>>52990996
it isn't though you nonce
>>
utterly fucked my knees from sitting cross legged all the time
>>
>>52990990
Very good image
>>
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FUCK DONCASTER
>>
>>52990877
>voe

BLACKED as fuck
>>
>>52990996
Its something like 10 in some south american countries. Mental
>>
>>52991016

>gif

fuck off
>>
>>52990996
i wouldn't worry about 2 years m8, imagine being in America where you can't have sex legally till your 35 and can't drink till your 42
>>
moving to south america
>>
>>52991019
we have the highest age of consent in europe my feminist friend
>>
>>52990849
>>52990756
LETS GO FUCKIN MENTAL NA NA NA NA
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>>52990877
>Please take a photo of me with my feet raised above a piano keyboard so I can showoff my new heels
>>
>>52990839
show willy
>>52990871
>faucets
fuck off yank
>>
>>52990871
Two whats?
>>
>van laal
>>
>>52990925
Yea I'm in Lytham
Where are you?
>>
>>52991035
Doin a trip
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>>52991031
There are no blacks in Norway.
>>
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>>52991075
has he been sacked yet
>>
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Am I the only one who enjoys reading this autism?

Good laugh desu
>>
>>52990803

And it's been edited to be a second longer?
>>
>>52991053
>finding the concept of fucking literal children disgusting makes me a feminist

no mate, you're the odd one here. seek help.
>>
L L
O L O
N O N
D N D
O D O
N O N
L O N D O N O D N O L
N O N
O D O
D N D
N O N
O L O
L L
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>yemen
>>
>>52991095
not yet not sure how much longer he'll survive desu
>>
>>52991081
wont be specific but in the fylde countryside
>>
going for a shower 2bh, respond to this post with something hilarious, ebin, memetastic, or poignant for my return.

Many thanks, anon
>>
>>52990989
>Done a degree in history and my Grandad is a musuem curator.
Good for you, I'm Barry Cunlliffe and this is my dog.
You got involved in a Celtic conversation, which makes you new here or a troll. The Celtic Conversation is unresolvable and so you don't try to win it, you can't, it can only be resolved with insults until one side leaves and the other pretends it won.
>>
>>52991112
you've been totally brainwashed by if you think a 15 year is disgusting but a 16 year old is fine, it's totally arbitrary
>>
>>52991137

get cucked lad
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>>52991145
You're the one that done an logical fallacy in the first place, you lost the argument. Run along child
>>
lads

https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/facts-explicit
>>
>>52991058
WE ARE ROVERS WE ARE ROVERS
>>
>>52991106
How is camping autism?
>>
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>>52991137
here you go
>>
>Doing a non-STEM degree

"I'll have a double mocha latte please" - me, to you when you're working at starbucks
>>
>>52991125
9 is the age Aisha was deflowered

if Mohammed (PBUH), the ideal hukant being deflowers his favourite wife that young, then all Muslims should be able to as well with their wives
>>
>>52990639
no ass
>>
>>52991134
noice
>>
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whenever i get mum to buy me anime online she doesnt speak to me for like two days haha
>>
>>52991194

Any job I want, 300k starting
>>
wank bum poo willy wee tit
>>
>>52991176
See now you get it cockbiscuit, go back to MS Paint and make some more .jpgs to prove your theories. I feel better already.
>>
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>I go to starbucks
>>
>>52991194
>he fell for the STEM meme

"nah I'm alright thanks pal" - me, to you when you're trying to flog me a big issue
>>
>>52991125
in lots of arab countries they go by the girl hitting puberty/first period the 'age of consent' is just an official thing.


degenerates.
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj9PY9-r52c

when did london become such a peaceful, liveable metropolis /brit/?
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>Why yes, m'lady, I do indeed study a STEM degree!
>>
>>52991203
Not true, that story comes from the Hadith, not the Quran therefore it's unofficial. Still a nonce though
>>
>>52991260
thats what europe did until feminism became a thing here
>>
>>52991181
already listening to it, quite like it actually...
>>
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>>52990432
muh dick
>>
should i do computer science at uni? should i even go to uni?
>>
my room is still bloody cold
>>
>>52991286
Rasheed
>>
>>52991245
>literally speaking to the street class
>>
>>52991273

i call pakis onions

cos the smell makes your eyes water
>>
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>>52991334
just put the heating on myself
>>
Who here /conservativeonlinebutdeeplyimmoralirl/?
>>
>>52991361
>being this stuck up
>>
>>52991325
do an apprenticeship instead
>>
>>52991245
>He studies a non-stem degree

"oh excuse me m8" - someother dole dosser when he bumps in to you at the job centre
>>
>>52991385
what in?
>>
>>52991325
do game design
>>
lady in red
is dancing with me
cheek to cheek
>>
Gypo cunt downtown tried to pressure me into buying some lotion or something today. Wouldn't leave me alone for like 5 minutes after I politely said I wasn't interested but it was a girl so I didn't want to shout her away in front of everyone. Well pissed off
>>
>>52991370
Fuck off billionaire
>>
>failed my degree
>living in Wales
>claiming the dole
I just dunno what to do with my life
>>
>>52991125
>9

No way
>>
>>52991415
>stem autists with no social skills actually think they'll pass an interview in their lives
top kek
>>
>>52991325
do meme design
>>
>>52991416
if you want to do computer science presumably you have an interest in programming

do a software and web development one
>>
>>52991430

Was she fit?
>>
>>52991148
tbqh I was mostly disgusted by the 14 yr old bit

i actually have shagged a 15 yr old though I only found out she was 15 later. she turned 16 within the next week anyway
I'd only just turned 18 though so it wasn't that bad
>>
>>52991184

"Tactical ipad case" isn't camping lad.

These people EDC 5 knives and torches with tacticool clips ready for the zombie apocalypse.
>>
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Did a museum
>>
>>52991374
most people are i reckon, your average farage voter wants to blackbulled as much as your corbynite really wants to wear a black uniform and order people around.
>>
>>52991479
FONT
>>
>>52991415
>he studies a STEM degree

"cause of death is suicide, no family's come to claim him so just stick him in the furnace" - morticians at the hospital when you top yourself after having nothing to live for
>>
>>52991467
A bit ya
>>
>>52991483
which museum?
>>
>>52991483
wahey

go to popworld tonight and shag some dirty girls x
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE

>stemfags attempting to get a job
>>
New

>>52991533
>>52991533
>>52991533
>>52991533
>>52991533
>>
>>52991479
YEWTREE
>>
>>52991292
Arabs unironically need feminism
>>
>>52991504
made me laugh
>>
>>52991479
that's what I mean though, I had a m8 who fucked a 15 year old girl who was like 2 months away from her 16th birthday, her parents kicked up a fuss and he went to prison over it.

I think it's just crazy you can cross the pond to Spain or Italy and fuck as many 14 year olds as you like
>>
>>52991526
World museum Liverpool. Was very good. I like this city.
>>
>>52991445

the only thing left to do is kill yourself
>>
>>52991593
I see, never been to Liverpool desu, must visit at some point..
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>>52981137
>tfw grew up in shitty side of Toronto
>tfw you will never be surrounded by white people and historical buildings
>tfw you will never live in the land of literature, rock music, and world domination
>tfw will never have a European childhood
>tfw spent your childhood avoiding getting hit by reckless drivers, being robbed by pakis, and hoping one day I would find a friend
Why live
>>
>not getting a degree in how the world really works from the university of life

"One application form please" - you at tesco
>>
>not getting a degree from the university of York

"One helium canister and breathing mask please" - You
>>
>>52990938
It's still technically illegal though, why have others tempt fate to see if they're as lucky as you?

they must have taken pity on you for being an idiot
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