>In a world where spoken language is used almost exclusively as a tool of domination, deceit, and establishing social status, it is often extremely difficult to ascertain true motives without the ability to read symbolic body language
>Since the conscious mind of the average human is the result of sociocultural programming, the average human speaks words they are programmed to speak, seldom truly understanding why, or the true motives for speech
>The average human will think they understand why they speak as they do, but in reality the thought of the average human is the result of memetic programming replete with aims and motives inaccessible to conscious thought
edition
bye bye blue eyes
https://youtu.be/vf89N6kwZGA?t=347
I'm gay.
>>52980231
bit gay ngl
>>52980231
cornwall
both threads dead now gj leafy
⊙Y⊙
boobies
>>52980216
>those comments
5 8 0 0 8
turn this post upside down
>>52980336
BOOB :DDDDDD
>>52980276
sry lad had to be done
>>52980373
Why are you so hell bent on wrecking general threads? not even /brit/ but /cum/ too
well good morning
feeling a bit posh might drink my tea from a glass
Post rare fedoras
if the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting
>>52980385
The heat could make the glass break
>>52980385
that's not posh, it's retarded.
Posh would be from a bone china tea cup & saucer rather than a mug la.
Good morning
>>52980435
highly unlikely
>>52980447
more
>>52980384
alri
im high haha im smoking weed marijuana to get high
>>52980479
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>52980451
Spends on the glass, better not risk it.
>>52980479
>>52980438
your retarded
>>52980479
reported
i dont smoke OR toke ! that post was a joke
>>52980479
>>52980503
>your retarded
nice.
gotta catch a train to the bank but it's h*lla raining baka
>>52980522
what's the real story behind black guy on the phone meme?
>>52980534
>catch a train
>to the bank
>>52980534
>having to get a train just to go to the bank
>>52980556
>>52980561
get a load of these city boys oooh get you
posh twats
>>52980531
she is perfect
>>52980571
that's two people m8
>a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
>humans speaking English
>>52980531
Imagine just slotting your dick between her tits
>>52980600
there's no question who i'm referring to though
wish that gook cunt would get rid of the wordfilters
>>52980611
the sun never sets on the British empire m8
>watch that star wars malarkey
>lasts a good 2 hours
>as soon as the evil lad takes off his mask all I can think about is why he looks like a gay version of john snow for the rest of the movie
>miss out on all of the other spoilers posted in these threads
Was a good watch t͏bh lads
>when I'm waiting for the bus ages
>bus always late
>when I get to the bus stop 1 minute after the time the bus is supposed to get there
>bus was on time or early
Why does this happen every fucking time?
>>52980654
edgy
Morning lads
Virgins leave!
want to mess around with aussie slags
>Work on Monday
At least I don't do anything.
>>52980760
what job?
>>52980760
>tfw approved holidays for half my team that day because i was in a good mood so i'll have to do actual work on monday
life is suffering
Memes are becoming real
If I'm meant to sign on monday and last monday was closed for bank holidays do i go to jobseekers on monday or is it the next interview date
>>52980833
Call centre manager
>>52980850
You should have gone in last Tuesday.
Enjoy your sanction
Just cuck my country up
>>52980882
>Obama's about to bypass Congress on gun restriction
Civil War 2: electric Boogaloo
>>52980850
pretty sure job centre sign ons are Tuesdays m8
>>52980850
you go the next monday after bank holiday
>>52980534
doesn't the bank close at midday on saturday if it's open at all?
/pol/ are calling trump well educated again
>>52980907
Fortunately I already have my gun
I'd like him to try and restrict that
>>52980882
who up
Lads should I get a credit card? What is the actual point of them?
>>52980919
He'll use the Cornish calender so it might be different
>>52980926
he probably is
non white genocide when?
Morning lads
>>52980940
credit rating
white genocide when?
>>52980940
getting a credit rating, you can get one, buy one thing with it and pay it off straight away and have a perfect rating
>>52980969
Is there any cost to them if you pay your 'bills' on time?
>>52980194
What's the name of this maymay ?
>>52980986
unnamed
nobody know where it came from
>>52980986
>>52980996
btw im referring to /brit/
If trump wins I'm moving to America
>>52980961
charli
>>52980996
T-thanks
buy gold in late 2016
heard it from a trusted source
>>52981030
>implying you can just move to the US on a whim
>wanting to move to the US
>The average human will think they understand why they speak as they do, but in reality the thought of the average human is the result of memetic programming replete with aims and motives inaccessible to conscious thought
wtf*ck did he mean by this
>>52981030
Good luck getting past the wall
>>52981041
ok peter
>>52980926
>>52980926
he has an IQ of 156 and went to university at UoP so he's pretty well educated
>>52981080
I'm telling you lad just do it
>>52981041
>not silver
it's like you're not even prepared for the end of the world
>there was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chong
Racist lyrics desu
TUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
http://strawpoll.me/6427901
Help a man about lunch
Important polls here:
Poll 1:
http://strawpoll.me/6427904
Poll 2:
http://strawpoll.me/6427907
>>52980522
why are you holding out on us?
>>52981114
what in the fuck mate.
>can't renew my bus pass online
its literally 2016 ffs
>>52981117
True desu
>>52981114
BLUKU
>>52981180
I assume the US would nuke Russia desu
>>52981127
Apart from Lamb Stew, those options are truly autistic.
Walked around a lot today lads. Might pop to lawsons later for some snacks though
Janny needs to take a peek at /v/
theres a spider or something on my jawline
help help help
>>52981213
>tfw no cheap and easily available sushi
LIfe is suffering.
>>52981232
eat it
having a hunger
Wow!!
>>52981226
alri kev
>>52981240
you know geez
>tfw sushi always comes in tiny portions
>>52981245
i am too scared to move my head let alone remove it (bug not head)
its on my fucking ear now fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>52981214
HE'S PSYCHIC!!!
>>52981257
kool
Is this a woman with a moustache in Sherlock? Fuck sakes.
>>52981276
punch it
>>52981291
its shit
should have ended when Sherlock "died"
>2nd poll is a dead heat
Think i'll go for the pasta family.
>>52981310
ive just gone and punched myself in the tendons twice and achieved nothing
ffs lads decided to go on /v/ and someone posted CP what the fuck do i do now the webm is like 2.5mb is that over the legal amount? what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhQPu-5C-WY
kek
>>52981314
just voted Tbh
What separates the british working class from the middle class
Is thailads new year resolution to stop /brit/ posting? haven't seen him in a few days la
>>52981318
where are the aussies when you need them? shake my head to be honest
>>52981333
lol'd
>>52981336
Can't wait for Trump to get elected
A literal walking meme
>>52981340
>le ebin contrarian meme
>>52981349
the Tory cunts
>>52981349
about 25 grand a year
>>52981333
what the fuck, was the other guy talking the piss?
>>52981359
Incredible
>>52980216
>7:30
>ERE' GUVNAH IF YOU ENJOYED THIS, PLONK ON A FEW LIOAKES AND SUBSCRIOABES
Normally I tolerate the working class but this really did creep up on me.
>>52981369
t. boar pleb
>>52981359
>>52980194
I had no idea Brits liked Anita this much
>>52981349
delusion of the latter
>>52981433
kek
>>52980216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA644rSZX1A
Why do lads turn into complete dicks when they move the gf in?
Happened to 3 guys I've lived with.
>give us your fucking phone bruv
>>52981455
Territorialism
>>52981455
because you need to fuck off
>>52981473
Goerge is married to a jungle bunny?
>A couple claim they lost out on a £35m lotto jackpot because of a phone app "blunder", the Daily Mirror reports. It says David and Edwina Nylan had all six numbers in the draw - but their online purchase had failed because they only had 60p in their account and the ticket price was £2.
>>52981455
Their physiology tells them "the slightest act out of place with the gf and i'll have to live with her resentment for however long. I need to think about my actions so hard. Oh, it's my housemate. A relic from a simpler time. He better stay out of my way since he cannot help me with this relationship I've got myself into."
>>52981519
I'd top myself instantly
>>52981519
holy fuck lol
>>52981503
George? It's Rolf Harris and Zena Badawi.
>>52981473
classic yorkshire
>>52981519
Degenerate gamblers on suicide watch
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R E K T
U-------F
N-------O
T
S
>>52981519
reminds me of the guy that through his hard drive out then later realised that he had bitcoins worth an absolute christload on it
>>52981473
>>52981571
threw* even
probably shouldn't have stayed up all night
who /only person in their family not intelligent or doing something interesting/ here?
>>52981455
cos women are utter cunts
pump them and dump them
>>52981650
iktfb
>need food to survive
>èverything in my house is yucky
H E L P
>>52981650
Me atm, In a rut tbH
>>52981651
prime fedora bait
>>52981690
Go outside?
>>52981732
FONT
Soup & pasta is ready lads
Probably the best lunch of anyone ITT haha!
>>52981781
Going out to a nice restaurant so fucks to you m8
>Complain about how shit an advert is
>"AKSHUALLY they're making you think about them when they're not on so they're obviously working and therefore good"
>>52981781
fuck off billionaire
>>52981800
THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT
Absolutely hate waking up to the "You have X new photo tags" facebook notification after a night out
>>52981815
>I can hear the sound of frosties hitting me plate
Why would you eat frosties from a plate?
who here /hasn't had a wank in 2016/ ?
>>52981800
>get BTFO
>get mad
Classic simp
>>52981792
fuck off trillionaire
>>52981781
mixing them?
who has both
>>52981847
Don't know this feel
how is existential crises and personal depression 2016 going lads?
>>52981852
>not eating frosties from a plate
never gonna make it
>>52981854
nae porn wan so far. rather proud ae masell
>>52981874
starter and main laddo
>>52981922
What's desert?
>>52981922
who makes 2-3 courses just for themself
the monarchy is an affront to human freedom and dignity
Liberals are on par with Tories to me, they want to maintain capitalism and do fuck all for anybody but themselves.
Why are decent office chairs so fucking expensive
hi
>friend request
>blatantly fake account
>>52981929
not too fond of desserts 2bqh
>>52981944
They were in the fridge and needed using, have never made myself 2 courses from scratch.
>>52981952
Tories are liberals desu
every mainstream party in the UK is built upon the foundations of liberal democracy
>>52981892
As well as usual
I wish YOU anon Happy New Year..
>>52981800
>Actually talking about advertising
>Actually watching TV
feel sorry for you. your mind is utterly riddled with shit.
wish there was an innovative e commerce business that uses social networking to connect customers to each other for deliveries that don't normally ship to their address.
Why the fuck do people care about "animal cruelty" with things like lobster or prawns?
Yeah congratulations you proved that they send electrical signals that could be interpreted as pain when they get injured. But they don't have emotions or feelings. They're not in pain or scared. They don't care if they're alive, dead, being boiled or being eaten they have no brainpower whatsoever.
>>Actually talking about advertising
>>Actually watching TV
>
>feel sorry for you. your mind is utterly riddled with shit.
>>52981650
I have a masters but my mum also has one and my dad has a PhD, so I'm a bit of a runt
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52981892
top top top
>Why the fuck do people care about "animal cruelty" with things like lobster or prawns?
>
>Yeah congratulations you proved that they send electrical signals that could be interpreted as pain when they get injured. But they don't have emotions or feelings. They're not in pain or scared. They don't care if they're alive, dead, being boiled or being eaten they have no brainpower whatsoever.
ssaradavidson got a writing gig after only publishing a single short article on her blog.
why don't you try it
>>52982145
because I don't care about that
Landed in Liverpool lads, looking for something to do.
>>52982145
she got a gig cause she's hot
>>52982184
Go to Lime street and shag a fake-tanned hooker
>>52982184
get a train to London
whydowebotherusingspaceswhenwewriteitsanunnecessarywasteoftime
>>52982210
I've to get a train from there later, will do.
>>52982202
m8..
she's only 18 and looks about 38
>smokers
when will they learn
i shipped on board of a liverpool liner
>>52982236
scottish genetics
>>52982202
She looks pretty good for 70
>>52982245
way hey roll and go
>>52982184
Install grindr and meet a nice local scouser
Don't know what the rest of the day I'll do, just see how it goes
ackhulee ma names mareena
>>52982222
checked
>>52982258
explain Lauren
>secretly like the scouse accent
>>52982236
>>52982260
She looks hot to me here, just my opinion f a m
>>52982302
Sexy on a girl, silly on a lad 2bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw
>>52982317
When will they learn
lads Ive just had the perfect plan to fuck sarahdavidson over
was she just a feminist or a hardcore left wing feminist?
if the latter someone creates a fake profile of a middle aged muslim man living in the UK
add her...then keep liking all her comments for a week or so....then briefly send her a message stating you are a muslim man and you want to fuck her and that it is your right as a muslim and a man to fuck her.
when she refuses or ignores you then you spam her twitter with 'racist'
haha its the perfect plan lads
man lie on floor XD
>>52982317
>corbachov
>>52982309
who's the granny
bunked alongside the forty-niners
>>52982352
Do it then you faggot
>>52982373
whats her twitter then
>>52982352
>>52982382
Ssarahdavidsonn
>>52982382
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson
What's your plan if she agreed to fug?
>there are people ITT who didn't do A Level Maths
>>52982184
let's meet up and get bevvied lid
>lads Ive just had the perfect plan to fuck sarahdavidson over
>>52982416
never thought of that Tbh surely she wouldn't
>>52982438
>lusting over left wing coal burners
You're either retarded or a virgin, most probably both.
>there's a factory just over the NK border where NK and SK workers work together
>SK workers get paid to their bank account
>NK workers wages are paid to the NK government
So fare thee well my own true love
when I return united we will be
It's not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves me
it's my darling when I think of thee
brb lads, just going to pop into my mind palace
>>52982448
gotta plan for every outcome lad
>>lusting over left wing coal burners
>You're either retarded or a virgin, most probably both.
>British soldiers could face persecution for crimes commuted in Iraq
FUCK OFF
>>52982448
m8. she's a classic deluded leftie. shuts down her page as soon as she encounters anything she disagrees with.youll just get reported