thx edition
cara
so tired
What are your plans for today lads x
>tfw 11 pm on a saturday night
>tfw about to go to bed
lads, I
Fuck nofap 2016.
The willy wanking must go on!
Pepe is used on the Twitter account of someone who sleeps at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel
dont think she'll ever message me back lads
i know i'll get over it but until then :(((((((((((
want to top myself
Azusa
kpop desu lads
>>52983456
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>>52983441
scouse bender out
ooooh ive had the time of my life
>>52983453
>Waldorf-Astoria
who?
>>52983452
>fap
fuck off yank
>>52983472
fuck off mate this was the first and i'd rather it never have happened because now i just feel like shit
Still going strong on day 2 of nowank lads, if I can make it a month I might delete my entire porn folder tbqh
>>52983456
dw lad i had a similar realisation about a gril the other day.
i just realised i was more into what they could do for me rather than actually interested in them so i was like yeah whatever cunt
>>52983456
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You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!! [begins to Force-choke Padmé]
>>52983503
poorfag detected
>>52983520
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Did a photo
>>52983503
It's part of Moldova
>>52983523
[Force-wank my willy
[Force-cum all over your face]
Neighbours are arguing and whining like fucking children again
>>52983537
Why would you want to document that monstrosity?
[Enraged and paranoid at seeing Obi-Wan in the main hatchway of her cruiser] LIAR!
>>52983523
Want to force jayposting but an opportunity hasn't come up
Government has replied to ban trump petition saying they won't ban trump.
I Can't imagine much worse than having to be the audience of the world darts championship. wew.
>>52983597
bunch of ruddy racists
>>52983537
Some mad man climbed that, https://www.fb.com/joseph.jones.9469/videos/10208982902996810/
crayon pop
I... I couldn't have. She was alive! I felt it! [damages several surrounding objects and droids through the Force. He then breaks the clamps that have been holding him down and takes a few steps forward. Palpatine watches, grinning cruelly.] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>star wars
Shit tier science fiction
>>52983606
DOO DOO DA DOO DOO DA DA DA DA DA DO DA DAT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52983585
[Obi-Wan Kenobi has cut off Vader's legs and part of his remaining good arm on one of Mustafar's higher grounds. Vader is struggling near the lava river]
>>52983621
Wew
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cunt
done the old allnightaroonie
didnt even realise half the days gone
>>52983629
was a good scene though
>>52983631
>star wars
>scifi
h3110 r3dd1t
>>52983606
>tfw an australian got asked to leave because he looked like jesus and the crowd were more interested in him than the dart game
lmao meme sport
>>52983662
hahahaha been there
Shagged 300 birds last night haha
inb4 some forced shitty gimmick
>>52983606
>Scared of a piss up
leaving for uni in a bit
hate it
>>52983695
for 2 hours a piece?
>>52983621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Odncv-GcA
>made three quality thought provoking posts in this ITT so far
>not a single (You)
>>52983726
all me
[Triumphantly] POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! [sends Windu flying out the window to his death]
>>52983695
Worst manager KFC has ever known
haha wat if when e say he shaged the bird he means actual burds like peregrine falcons and cockatoos n that x
>>52983657
[hayden christensen tries his best to act] I HATE YOUUUU!!!
>>52983697
>sat in some warehouse full of boorish plebs that stink of cigarettes, listening to them chant along darts-themed variation of shite pop tunes for hours on end.
Probably only John smiths and strongbow on tap too. No thanks.
*makes a thought provoking post*
Come to think of it, Obi Wan was pretty much the greatest Jedi of all time.
>>52983726
was he wearing a fedora there?
>>52983700
But Uni are the best years of your life mate :^).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TsVjvEkc4s gooden
You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you. [Vader, now too close to the lava river, catches on fire. Obi-Wan leaves]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f02-vhmd7Ss
>>52983785
Good post mate
>>52983774
>obi wan
>not this guy
>>52983785
wanna worship her feet while she squats and does a wee over me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DnDeBa0KFc
>>52983782
tired as heck and it's a very long drive just cba iah
and i've got a dissy viva on monday erggh
>>52983816
I want to see the Sherpas build them 2bqh
>>52983606
*Chase the Sun instensifies*
OI OI OI
>>52983771
At last, I truly see
>>52983672
>>52983636
>>52983843
PDC crowds a shit most of the time
You will try. [starts attacking Obi-Wan]
business idea:
4chan extension which automatically reads out posts in an appropriate text to speech voice (according to flag) as they appear
for non anglo flags, it first runs the post through google translate into the flag's native language, then runs it back to english, and reads out the resultant garbled mess in an appropriate funny accent
perhaps for italian posts it could add random "a"s between words
it's over /brit/, i have the high ground
>>52983774
Nope
>>52983828
His head looks like a head crab so I think not.
I lost my virginity to an escort. I fucked at least 30 escorts over the past few years but have never had sex with someone I didn't pay first.
Should I consider myself a virgin? Or an honorary one??
http://www.viralands.com/celebrities-you-didnt-know-were-virgins/2?utm_source=SkyLikes&utm_medium=CPC&utm_campaign=sky&SkyLikes=1234&c_s=GB
>>52983903
>Ima-Gun Di
>I'm a Gun, Die!
It's like pottery.
[angry] I don't want to hear any more about Obi-Wan
>>52983922
>http://www.viralands.com/
Not a chance in hell I'm clicking that
>>52983916
honorary virgin I suppose
my posting style doesn't change when i go from posting on /brit/ to posting outside of /brit/. i think i can safety say that with each of those posts, i alleviate everyone elses reading experience tBh
>>52983906
That's a big car.
>>52983916
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>>52983922
aint clicccin dat lmao
>>52983899
You were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to /int/ not leave it in ashes
>>52983916
Why would you even bother with those std ridden WHORES
>>52983916
If your knob goes inside a vagina, you're not a virgin you fool
>>52983935
It's "I'm gonna die", he was in literally one episode and got a heroic death at the end
>>52983936
really? not even just wan more time? *pulls a sick trollface!*
How do we solve the cheating chink problem?
why do yanks drive pickups and brits drive vans
>tfw enjoyed American freedoms for nearly 10 years
>finally have to move back
Britain is the most depressing nation on earth to me, its a corpse of a nation in so many ways
>>52983903
Based as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whsfHkLXQeQ
>>52983993
maybe solve your muslim problem first
t. barry lee
>>52984002
don't come back then lol, simple as that
>>52984006
can u not
>>52983993
Put a vertical slit on their eyes they turn from a negative into a positive
doing a suicide pact
>>52984002
>not living in alaska for life
[watches hologram of Anakin/Vader killing Jedi younglings and pledging allegiance to Palpatine; Horrified] It can't be. It can't be!
>>52984002
Agreed
>>52984006
DO NOT CLICK OR EVEN MOUSE-OVER
>>52984002
Marry the girl on here for green card
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/30475383/crying-sydney-man-goes-viral-after-dropping-his-carton-of-beer-one-minute-after-bottle-shop-closed-on-nye/
would you also cry, lads?
>>52984002
You're not wanted back you deserter
>>52984029
good lad
>>52983942
>>52983965
it says taylor swift and bella thorne are still virgins
>Been NEET for six months
>Start full time work on Monday
>Just wasted my second to last day of freedom sleeping til half one
Help, lads
lads shes not going to reply and i just feel like a dickhead
>>52984070
<carton of beer
>>52984103
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>>52983737
here's one lad
>>52984100
what job la
>>52984099
bit of a weapon head on the left
>>52984125
Policy advisor for some charity
>>52984125
Apprentice machine operator, 6 months unpaid internship. But they said they might take me on for min-wage after the 6 months is up.
>>52984123
>yank
Virtually worthless (You)
>>52984062
ta but no ya
>>52984103
[Palpatine stands, a laser sword appears out of his cloak sleeve, and he spins toward the jedi] It's treason, then.
>>52984160
can you advise them to send some money my way? haha
>>52984151
cheb game outta control
>>52984151
chebbing hell
>>52984006
MMMMMMMMMMM.
>>52984175
The cali girl, not you
>>52983672
hahaha is there a video?
>>52984151
wew
e
w
>>52984171
do you actually mean this? or are you doing a laugh?
wish /tv/ would fuck off
>>52984202
bit large
>>52984168
kek
>>52984189
Haha, s-s-sure lad. I'll advise them to help me to get a g-gf too.
>>52984219
these posts were literally all me
im large and in marge
who /invasivelandlord/ here?
>>52984202
you're basically disabled if you have tits this large
>make fun of a yank
>he thinks you're "bantering" him
>>52984263
landlords are scum of the earth 2bh
>I'm a tit man
Gas yourself
>>52984251
Has the gay yorkshire poster been here recently?
>>52984258
fat cunt
>>52984204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A21vhs4pGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3gFSGE5uDI
fucking kek 2bh
what cup size is this
>>52984283
no, he moved house and has no internet I think
Did anybody know about leaseholds and freeholds?
Just learnt our house is cucked because we are on a leasehold so when I inherit it it might only have like 10 years left which means I don't own the land and it will be taken off me kek
>>52984269
>when seppos develop stockholm syndrome because all you do is talk shit to them online
>>52984265
Pushup, lad. With a normal bra and clothes you'd barely notice they're there.
t. someone with a family full of large chested women
>>52984275
This guy's here since 9am. He was supposed to fix a door and get the fuck out, and now is having tea with his wife
>>52984311
B probably.
>>52984311
http://www.bodymeasurements.org/daisy-ridley/
34A
>>52984269
>Brits and Australians will never ever have a sincere moment in their lives
LOL!
>>52984263
he lives a good four or five hundred miles away so no desu
>>52984347
why does this site exist
Now I go cleaning' windows to earn an honest bob
For a nosy parker it's an interesting' job
Now it's a job that just suits me
A window cleaner you would be
If you can see what I can see
When I'm cleaning' windows
>>52984347
thanks
>>52984382
/tv/ users
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gpXMGit4P8
>>52984287
a noble spirit embiggens the frailest oriental
>>52984283
gay yorkshire is without internet
every other yorkshire seemed to vanish around the same time gay yorkshire left
was quite unnerving to the point of being cause for concern
(i think theyve been washed away by the aqueous wrath of yahweh)
>>52984347
>.org
>>52984423
me on the left
https://open.spotify.com/track/2cNTPTarYeHQWVVm2j4w0d
Nice day
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ue1TMBVVJC
based on true events.
>>52984415
rey > luke
>>52984382
There's a lot of weirdos in the internet
>>52984366
>yanks
>capable of sincerity
wahey let's just do a little jig while the world collapses everything will be ok if we dance!!
>>52984450
kys
>>52984305
hahahaha
>>52984434
>Celebrity measurements, bra size, height, weight and breast implants
a worthy cause imo
>When a job wants excellent written skills but fails to express that in basic English
>>52984449
>>52984318
think you have the right to extend them 2bh. Always thought it was a bit bizarre lel
>>52984492
old luke > rey > young luke
so tired and doing a long travelling in 4 hours
shouldn't have stayed up til 5 watching shite videos with the /brit/ lads. feel ill desu
>>52984311
>>52984506
you got baited mate
>>52984535
sleep in the car?
>>52984450
Rey is basically han solo and luke combined, PLUS she's a 10/10 stunner
So she's a mary sue, who cares. Loved the movie.
>>52984535
I haven't slept yet desu
>>52984535
sixt time dis week
>>52984518
Yeah but the freeholder can refuse or can try and charge you ridiculous amounts (i.e tens of thousands) and you can go through a long process but still have to pay about 15grand
Didn't know such whacky shit even existed in the UK
how is that even a thing?
>>52984561
not very comfy 2bh and bit rude to me dad x
>>52984564
bet rey is luke's daughter
>>52984533
His voice is sexy nowadays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0x-dC78de8#t=1m36s
>>52984535
off to birmingham?
>>52984564
>she's a 10/10 stunner
debatable
>>52984606
dublin
>>52984606
no dublin
>>52984456
Really want someone to add the Watch me whip song onto that.
>>52984592
i havent had a wink of sleep since yesterday if it helps xo
>>52984584
landlords n men of their ilk are privileged to fuck
>>52984584
not sure, sure is cuck-tier though.
>>52984564
she is
disney princess = leia
millenium falcon pilot = han
jedi = luke
they consolidated 3 into one to deliver star wars like Marvel movies with one protagonist because it worked for the same audiences
>>52984456
To be honest as cool as it is to hate try hard politicians I honestly find it more of an adorable grandad having a laugh than I do Hilary trying to be black, no doubt she'll start twerking soon
having a wank lads
>>52984632
sorry i read that as a 4 hour journey
why you going to dublin
>>52984679
on the cross
>>52984701
6th time this week
>>52984592
Not fond of that theory desu. Really hope she's a separate story, so it's not EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE IS ABOUT THE SOLO AND SKYWALKER FAMILIES
>>52984614
Nah she's got that combination of cute and sexy, a great smile, nice voice, and decent acting skills.
>>52984671
Nothing wrong with it, she still has a wider register than Luke did in the original trilogy. I like that she doesn't just jump into everything without a second thought, and she has the whole lost parents thing holding her back. She's a deeper character despite being a huge mary sure.
moldovans are NOT gypsies
>>52984632
6th time this week?
>>52984701
>>52984726
have many rich clients in ireland?
everyone go tell this Yank to fuck off
>>>/r9k/25432077
>>52984733
luke and leia were terrible actors for the originals
still probably. we just can't tell because they barely did anything
>>52984767
fuck off yank
>>52984767
I tried to but...:
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>52984767
forgot about that robot thing haha
Doing a five guys
>>52984811
Wish we had the ROBOT on /int/ desu
>>52984816
looks like someone's sat on it mate
>>52984816
>that'll be £16 please
>>52984811
>filter that was completely and utterly pointless in the face of the fact that it didn't promote originality at all
>moot rightly removed it due to common sense
>hiroshima reinstated it immediately after his appointment as admin as part of his long-running campaign of appearing to be doing something and appearing to be involved with the community
>>52984783
it was a different time, seventies... acting was different, from today.
>>52984854
It's fine
bl0x
>>52984816
fuck off billionaire
>>52984816
never been here
looks like overpriced hipster shite
b.good is the best burger place I've ever been to
gained 2 thousand instagram followers in the past month lads
Chips, beans and black coffee for lunch lads. Pls rate.
>>52984854
>Implying bringing it back hasn't made r9k considerably less shit
Fuck off.
>>52984816
I'm also at the Trafford Centre lad, hello
having a look
>>52984816
really tasty burgers but not worth the price desu
Don't have any foil. Can you put ceramic plates in the oven?
>>52984903
10/10 can't fault it
The new Alienware Laptop I got myself for crimbo finally arrived lads.
Shaking with excitement, it looks so cool and has all LEDs you can change the color of n that.
planning to shave my head in late 2016 early 2017 lads
>>52984903
>shitty mccain oven chips and black coffee
into the bin it goes
>>52984906
Is it in Liverpool? Alri
>>52984903
i can only have coffee on its own or with sweet dishes
>>52984902
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really fucking cold
swear my room is either too hot or too cold
>>52984533
its not a joke though kys
>>52984816
are u at the one in leeds
>>52984903
>coffee
someone tell this yank to fuck off
>>52984924
shit bait
>>52984895
>Go to Byron, this new burger place that keeps popping up
>Looks quite fancy and is about five quid more expenseive than a standard restaurant price (i.e Frankie and Bennie's)
>Order the burger and a drink with a starter
>Starter of 'garlic bread' arrives and it's just some warm bread with a sprinkling of herb, two pieces
>Burger arrives, no chips
>Excuse me where are my chips
>You have to order them
>That beer and that pepsi you had is about £5 each too
never again
>>52984924
>>52984944
daisy is objectively a better actor than mark hamill
mark hamill's actually a good lad tbf
always talks with the fans on twitter
>The new Alienware Laptop I got myself for crimbo finally arrived lads.
>Shaking with excitement, it looks so cool and has all LEDs you can change the color of n that.
>I want you to notice when I'm not around
>you're so fucking special
>I wish I were special
>>52984964
never heard of it
burgers are a meme food
but b.good does it healthy and local
>>52984955
think he's the guy in Liverpool
>>52984943
irish weather
>>52984994
cos i'm a creep
>>52984955
Liverpool
Every frame has so much going on; it's so dense. It's like poetry.
http://i.4cdn.org/fa/1451723977537.jpg
