2016 nurse gf edition
janny
>>52977104
He's getting ready for work
how do we contain the british menace lads
already had a full pepperoni pizza since waking up, now for some wedges and sour cream
Oldham before the Pakis moved in
butts
cutie
What English and Welsh cities would be like if they had the same density as American cities
>>52977181
FOY
just impaled my wrist with a pair of scissors
>>52977162
Still looks like a poor northern shithole
>>52977219
Impaled on or cut with
>>52977218
*arse
>>52977239
gone straight through and come out the other end
>>52977246
So you have a pair of scissors forcibly stuck through your wrist
I would advise seeking medical attention
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Your relatives get together around new year's eve like Japanese people?
And watch Premier League games?
>>52977259
Me last week.
He'll be fine.
>>52977246
Explains the lack of capitalization.
>>52977283
Yeah mate I'd have that checked out
No shame in it
>>52977259
nah think ill just take em out myself
*slowly pulls the scissors out as you grimace in horror*
*the top half comes off without a fuss*
*ive actually just broken the scissors into 2 pieces and glued each end onto different sides of my wrist*
ahahahaahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am pranker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are wanker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahey dickhead
>>52977277
No, we just get completely drunk.
>>52977306
That's what Irish people would do I guess
maybe Northern Ireland guys also do?
>>52977322
Stop posting pics from reddit
>>52977335
They from the Mail m8.
just fuck my shit up
if only i was talented at something
wew lads
my sister is gonna borrow my phone for $50 until she gets a new one
ham
ham
losing weight for the new year
Where did all the fat people come from?
>>52977447
younger or elder
>Day 2
>Broke no fap 2016 already
Well that was quick.
azusa
wew lads
my gfs son is gonna lend me his phone for $50 until I get a new one
>>52977487
Yanks on vacation
>>52977259
soft cunt
I forgot it's still neet time out there
Sorry about this lads
What radio frequency is radio one?
>>52977491
weak af nigga
>>52977571
>weekend
>neet time
yank
>>52977571
been up all night mate
>>52977491
>>52977590
I almost broke it last night
black gf 2016
Hey, /brit/annia, who are your favourite comedians?
Mine are Sarah Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan, I'm so happy they get so much time ob TV lately!
>>52977595
What were you doing?
>>52977632
Been up all night watching videos with other 4channers
>>52977623
Billy Connolly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRPjWA6X8sY
>tfw no chubby british gf to sit on my face
>>52977648
Sounds good
You're not alone then
>>52977712
What are you up to? Are you a real Japanese person?
>>52977730
shut up
>>52977737
good post
>>52977730
I'm just studying English here
Your English is way too cool
>>52977621
like this gimmick
>tfw irish qt never posted her snapchat
>>52977623
It's amazing how the BBC just point talentless people on for the soul purpose of not being white or male. She is pretty though I would love to have 4 white children with her.
>>52977798
i love you nippon-kun ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ
how do i become japanese
watching airheads
>>52977873
shut up
listening to green day ama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-2WTd_TE_8
I still have dreams, they're not the same
They don't fly as high as they used to
I saw my friend, he's in my head
And he said, "You don't remember me, do you?"
Then all at once it gets hard to take
It gets hard to fake what I won't be
Cause one of these days I'll be born and raised
And it's such a waste to grow up lonely
Listening to John Mayer and doing a wee cry 2bh
>>52977877
free love freeway one day,
a touch is a beautiful wife beside me,
still a faggot; even see that
>>52977882
PRAISE ALLAH
Would 2bh
>>52977861
Reincarnation mate
>>52977920
fuck
is that pearchan?
I haven't seen a picture of her in fucking years
>>52977929
are you telling me to kill myself :f
>>52977906
shut up
>>52977986
how the fuck do you always find me?
Can't stop thinking about my new life in London, excited desu.
rate
>>52978003
shut up
>>52977969
Technically yes
but there's life out there for living
my friend we will not give in
take these words and let the light in
we'll give you everything worth giving
>>52978017
diabetes/10
>>52977856
I wish Gina Yashere would get more TV, she's both black and a female and actually pretty funny, but maybe she has a thing against panel shows.
Andi Osho is fairly all right too.
>>52978009
From where?
>>52978018
kill yourself
>>52978017
What. The. Fuck. Is. That?
>>52978063
>and a female and actually pretty funny
>>52978085
>>52978017
>>52977987
>>52977920
>>52978032
anything for you nippon-kun :3
so it begins..
>>52978110
what is it lad? should I water electrical box into my computer turns off?
>>52978151
It's a console for some emulation :3
>>52978151
>what is it lad? should I water electrical box into my computer turns off?
lads ive literally been dyslexic since NYE
I think I've drunken myself into an eternal stupor
>>52977623
They're both great, but I like Russell Howard, even though he is a white male.
https://vimeo.com/68855377
good watch that
*posts a classic*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3oDVDyOrAQ
>>52978108
I like that hero Cu Chulainn
>>52978261
choon
>>52978251
Thanks lad I quite enjoyed that
>>52978264
i like you C:
>>52978339
Fuck off paki nonce
mixed in some cinnamon with my coffee, tastes good lads
Lads I want to get into hiking, camping, fishing and those types of The Great Outdoors activities but have no idea where to start.
>>52978499
iktfb
>>52978499
If only there was a board created for that shite, if only it was called >>>/out/, fuck off normie
>>52978251
>le be nice to the idiots
>the poor working class know no better just pass through them as if you'd pass through chewing cattle
shit speech
>>52978443
No
redpill me on pakis, /brit/
>>52978565
a poo in the loo pedophile rapist hybrid
Thinking about the 90s desu
Watching Seinfeld, Frasier, Friends, listening to Oasis and Blur, wanking to Britney, Cindy Crawford, Alicia Silverstone... Before the internet was ubiquitous.
>>52978499
campings top fun lad
buy a few bits and ends and hit the road 2 ez
pic from last time, put the lamp in the tree and cooked up a storm of sausage and beans and read kerouac before falling asleep at 9 and waking up at 6
tfw no 90s trance gf
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII
>>52978592
>90s trance
>>52978499
Join the hiking club you faggot
is this girl doesn't respond lads and this all kind of falls apart, the worst part will be how close i came tBh. loneliness was a lot more bearable when i didn't have to worry about her texting me back, which was when the notion of dates and a potential gf was much more foreign.
i earnestly do believe that getting close to having a gf is a rather shit experience and waste of time, and would advise you all to either get one or don't -- none of this middle ground rubbish.
have a blessed night, /brit/ :)
>>52978499
but there are monsteys outside :o
>>52978603
sorry do you prefer 1930s trance???
>>52978251
>too much hassle shopping and driving
just order your shopping online you dumb fuck
>don't be mean in your own thoughts
fuck offfff
What a shit speech
>>52978592
>>52978603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5ca6Hsb2Q
>>52978647
>listening to any trance
Leafs out
>>52978647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkGNUgAm-qk i prefer this
>>52978592
we 90s now
https://youtu.be/5KJ__06kyxs?list=RDXtCTwPCyw1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5giWfpANMac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5W7Xn7FiA
>>52978660
but you need a 90s trance gf (as in a young lady from the current year but who fashions herself after a 90s trance gf)
Do any of you have Muslim friends?
>>52978727
Leaf this thread
>>52978746
A couple, got to know the in work just in case.
>>52978727
I think I'd rather have an 80s Sloaney gf
>>52978667
>>52978659
klassick
>>52978746
Yes, and they're all pretty sound as a pound nerds like me
>>52978746
I try to give everyone a chance, but it's hard when they have ridiculous conspiracy beliefs about Jews and Israel and get really touchy when you insult religion.
how is wank 2016 going lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHjNmyzrVvM
is this trance?
>>52978841
>>52978774
>they're still here
unbeleafable
>>52978835
ahead of schedule
>>52978727
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dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,
Karen, pls have sex with me
>>52978835
nofap 2016 you mean pal
>inb4 Yank
>>52978872
Why you using AA, a Japanese traditional treasure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4
Just met a paki councillor at barbers. He says he's resigning to become a policeman lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTBHaSn8bmA
doin a wine with dinner lads
>>52978901
A good lad
>Labour MP Simon Danczuk got suspended due to chirpsing with this fine specimen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvGZffXhfk
doing a recluse
>>52978901
what else did you talk about?
i want to know every little detail you can remember
>>52978940
Munter. I don't see the problem though. Don't Labour want votes for 17 year olds?
>>52978940
>chirpsing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzynBXNP5pA
some more trance
still no trance gf
good night lads
Whenever I fuck my gf missionary, my dick is too big for her and hurts her cervix if I go in all the way.
If I fuck my gf doggy, she doesn't really feel much.
Genuinely confused. How does doggy make it so different?
>>52978997
What's the matter f a m?
>>52979027
nonce
>>52979063
Can we agree that both are shit compared to cricket and rugby?
>>52979027
FONT (also she probably has a retroverted uterus so doggy doesn't hurt as much)
t.girl
>tfw got over my comedown but my soft palate is still incredibly sore
>tfw it hurts to swallow
>tfw been invited to a fucking buffet later today
dunno why i had to do so much mandy ;_;
What does FONT actually mean?
Stop browing /brit/ last year
>>52979106
cricket is shite
>>52979121
somerset
>>52979027
She's lying and you just have a 2" penis
I would very much like to throat fuck that british girl from the new star wars movie
How do I become Instagram famous and make money?
>>52979160
how crude
>>52979179
a1) get famous
a2) make money
b) join instagram
>>52979183
I don't even mind if it's sloppy seconds because of the black fellah
>>52978940
is that a lion
>>52979252
are you a hog
>>52979121
fuck off YANK
is the Scottish accent the most disgusting accent of all time?
>>52979252
oink
>>52979303
No, the nasally california/west coast yank accent is.
>>52979303
>scouse
>geordie
>essex
>london
In that order
>>52979289
>>52979313
bb....
Tinder is an app for shallow knobheads who can't have an intellectual discussion about the finer things in life.
Yet these knobheads always have a GF? how is this possible when I can discuss politics and the arts to woo a woman?
>>52979313
the California accent is a myth. also the worst are the scottish accent and the dirty low class london accent
>>52979316
>london dialect
Isn't that supposed to be the standard dialect is it?
>>52979316
southern english people sound like babies
Just moved in to my new apartment on the outskirts of london lads, only 3 mosques within 100m and only £730/month, it's 9/10's of my wage but a bargain if you ask me!
>>52979373
I approve this gimmick
>>52979373
>£730/month
Genuine bargain desu
Mugilad is the fucking worst person to do things with. Completely unaware and autistic as fuck. Mori tower is great at night though
>>52979373
>that hob
Honestly, what's the fucking point? If they want to cook for themselves tell them to use a BBQ on the landing
>>52979344
Think he's on about cockney
>>52979323
>>52979333
FOY
>the California accent is a myth
What's the accent then?
>worst are the scottish accent
Watch Still Game and then come back to me. See if you still have that opinion
I like this one kek
>>52979405
It's fact but people keep posting it, real London prices are ridiculous though
>>52979403
take a kawaii picture and post it
>>52979425
>What's the accent then?
the made up accent that only exists in your imagination? I dunno
Going for a KFC, what shall I have?
>>52979448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=envVKCuzcOI
still listening to this trance mix
>>5297942
dunno what this yank is on about, california accent is real
t.californian with nasally accent
>>52979459
a bigmac
>>52979459
2 piece variety meal, say no to the drink and they'll give you a free side or large chips
doing a delirious sleep deprived ssshhh (shit shower and shave)
>>52979459
Wicked Zinger
>this yank cunt on my BRITISH broadcasting radio
http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music
>>52979027
Please help me
>phone up a garage
>tell them I have a quick job that needs doing. Shouldn't be more than 30 minutes I just need some bolts blowtorching and removing
>"we don't normally do jobs like that, but bring it and we'll look."
What did he mean by this? It's not a hard job
>I listen to BBC radio
>>52978070
shut up
>>52979519
Mechanics always assume they're talking to retards so they don't really take what you say as fact
>>52979533
I pay for it so I might as well use it
>>52979508
Love this show
>shut up
>>52979533
fuk u m8
>>52979460
what's this supposed to prove
>>52979533
>he doesn't listen to radio 6 and radio 4
![fc1[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EVyrIQB.jpg "fc1[2].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFE2SnliiV0
>>52979577
An accent from California.
>>52979607
all I hear is a person with a normal accent and a really annoying voice
>>52979533
>He doesn't listen to ZANE LOWE
>>52979586
your radio goes all the way up to 6
wow
>>52979622
>normal accent
t. Californian
Here across the pond, that accent doesn't sound normal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_English
http://audio.californiareport.org/archive/R201211231630/a
>>52979627
Don't you get BBC for free because they can't block the signal from covering Ireland for some reason?
>>52979622
>a normal accent
What the fuck is a "normal" accent?
>>52979649
the standard American accent is normal, it's neutral and universal
>>52979649
He's trolling
>it's a BBC is a leftist Marxist shill episode
>>52979684
You're fucking stupid.
>Runner up in 800m sprints KHSW field day (2008). Proud holder of grade 1 piano certificate of merit (2005). I once did yoga.
Damn talented bitch
>>52979684
Ammurrrikkaaa
*tear drops from bald eagle's eye*
FUCKING GET IN LADS
Californians sound like nasally benders compaired to other yank accents
>>52979737
Do you want BBC?
>>52979752
yes please :g
>>52979749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ysnyRkcQHK
>>52979749
Texan accent is the GOAT yank acccent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUTqW32gx9k
Lads I can't swim and I'm 20. I'm not black so I don't understand why. Should I just go to the beach and try and learn to swim myself or get lessons or what?
did 4 hrs sleep
>>52979777
This was a trick, I am black man and I have a big black cock. You have now accepted it.
hope they ban lad culture 2bh
>>52979798
Why would black people not be able to swim?
>>52979798
Just go in your back garden and hop in the pool you nob
>>52979787
people from the south are not "yanks"
>Marxism is bad because it is, I can't explain why but it is.
>*shits out that Margaret Thatcher quote*
>muh mud pie
Your typical critique of Marxism
>>52979844
Marxism killed more people than le evil right wing ever did. There's a starter
>>52979842
Oops sorry my enlightened cultural master
