>I am not celebrating America's 2,016th birthday

>>52976383
> BUT MUH TOP-TIER COLLEGES AND SHIT

When you think about it New years is actually pretty racist. White people just made everyone else use their calendar system and now celebrate it like its a good thing. It's pretty disgusting really

>>52976498
nice bait

>implying America isn't the continuation of the Roman empire

>>52976520
believe me, it's not

Donovan Paisley is a lovely name. So quaint in fact I think it's a troll.

>>52976520
It can't be because Canada is.

>>52976534
>t. Albert Barbarossa

>Happy 2016th birthday George Washington
oh man thats good
im gonna start using that if I remember next year

>>52976570
t. Donovan Paisley