Did you know Australia has the slowest internet speed out of all developed countries?
yes
its why we try to keep our images under 100kb
i hate meme magic, dial up is killing me. i might move to auckland soon so i can have broadband
>>52968957
>the only way people can throw shit at our great nation is with the use of our mediocre internet and a successful fauna extermination
YOU WILL NEVER
EVER
MAKE AUSTRALIA HOME
Connection to the US could be better.
did you know that the use of .png image type in australia is worthy of a fine?
>>52969052
you have dialup? wtf, where do you live?
it's something
>>52969052
>living on a farm
used to be something like 1MBPS before I moved
> america
> first world
huehuehue
>>52969191
I live at the tip of NZ, small farm.
>>52968957
>Australia
>developed
>>52970587
Well, they have a excellent standards of living compared to ours.
>>52970824
Not when you are living on the internet though
>live in Brazil
>have 15mbps
>be 99% faster than australia
hue
>>52970910
>living on the internet
wat
>>52970944
Neet life senpai
>>52969139
>>52968957
If you consider France and Italy developed countries then no we don't have the slowest.
>>52969139
No it literally couldn't, your ping to the usa exceeds the speed of light.
>>52968957
>98Mbps
>good
Can't change internet either since it's included in the rent... But 100 mbits is fine for now.
>>52969139
>1 ms 1GBit/s connection to the server
I bet you are sitting like on the top of the datacenter or baka
>>52968957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWf63PIrZaE
This video explains very well why telecommunications are so fucked up in this country
>>52976887
lel
>mfw it use to be 100/100 1ms ping allday erryday a few years ago
The lines seem to be getting saturated. Or it might be my ancient shitty router crapping out. Guess I can't complain too much for 10€. Although 600/600 is only 20€.
>>52969962
How many sheeps had you fucked?
>>52975177
His ping is actually like 5 times slower than the speed of light if anyone was wondering
>>52980334
>look at me i know how to use c=d/t i'm soo smart ahaha
>>52968957
>""""Australian"""" internet speed test
>"Slower than 96% of US"
>Czehczen intellectuals
Australia is a developed country? I thought that was a meme
>you'll never EVER be australian
>you'll never EVER experience housing bubble
>you'll never EVER have to see games being good $50 more expensive
>you'll never EVER have a tramp stamp on flag
>you'll never EVER be bit by everything that is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>you'll never EVER see your mommy has a belly pouch
>you'll never EVER have a ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>you'll never EVER have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>you'll never EVER celebrate National Sorry Day
>you'll never EVER get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>you'll never EVER get glassed
>you'll never EVER get fucked by Wei Long
>you'll never EVER get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>you'll never EVER get stomped by emus
>you'll never EVER get kicked by cassowaries
>you'll never EVER get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>you'll never EVER get bitten by spiders in your closet
>you'll never EVER get bitten by rabid dingos
>you'll never EVER step on a venomous sea urchin
>you'll never EVER get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>you'll never EVER get curb stomped in kings cross
>you'll never EVER get privilege checked in lelbourne
>you'll never EVER get bit by rabid wombat
>you'll never EVER get chlamydia from koala
>you'll never EVER get fucked by kangaroo
>you'll never EVER get rused by NBN Co. site
>you'll never EVER get invaded by chinks
>you'll never EVER be tasmanian and be inbred
>you'll never EVER get bit by snake in shower
>you'll ALWAYS get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>you'll never EVER get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>you'll never EVER get mocked by New Zealanders
>you'll never EVER get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>you'll never EVER lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>you'll never EVER huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 5
>>52980334
I don't see how that's relevant. First of all ping is a round trip. Second, the speed of light in currently employed fiber cables is roughly 30% slower than in air. Third, it's most likely not going in a straight line. Theoretical minimum ping time in his case would be like 60ms.
>>52969139
C-CERN?
>>52980515
Poland is a third world country, I don't even know why you bother.
>>52980776
Well, aren't we technically the second world country?
>inb4 >analysing insults
>>52980776
POLAND AHAHAHAHAHAH
THATS INDO
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>52980458
2000 years ago there were several small tribes in Germany who reformed into 2 larger tribes.
One of these tribes gave rise to the countries of Belgium, Switzerland, Germany, Austria, and Netherlands.
The other tribe gave rise to the countries of UK, Australia, New Zealand, USA and Canada.
It's easy to tell if a country is 1st world because they contain Germanic genes.
>>52980798
>indo
oh man Im embarrassed for you
>>52980798
>>52980829
This.
It's fucking Monaco.
>>52980798
>>52980829
just stop.
>>52980852
>>52980829
>>52980854
>>52980798
Guys it clearly Japan
>>52980798
???
>>52980396
>look at me i know what he was talking about i'm soo smart ahaha
>>52969139
My. God.
>>52968957
if we have the 2nd highest hdi in the world then you cunts must be doing something wrong
>>52980991
do mean 'your cunts'?
>>52969052
>there are maori's and drug dealers in Masterson with fibre
>>52970587
>>52970824
>mud monkeys comparing national development
>>52973356
you know no one does
>tfw the person in charge of the telecommunications in this country became prime minister
>>52980827
You forgot France, which gave rise to all of those countries.
>>52969139
Using Fiber7? Was thinking of switching to that (using UPC at the moment and it fucking sucks). Do you ever experience interruptions?
>>52981362
Why is Romanian internet so good? Do you have a large IT industry?
>>52981313
that was when humans were in a primordial form. if you want to go that far back you might as well mention Africa as well or the ocean
>>52981436
gypsy magic
>>52981483
Norman invasion happened centuries after the saxon one. And you can't leave out France when talking about countries formed by the Franks
>>52981506
tfw I've never fucked a non-gypsy
>>52981540
then why did you say france gave rise to Germany, Belgium etc.
France didn't penetrate the UK with their inferior genes btw. They just governed, which had some influence on our language.
Do I still have any shit to say?
>>52981618
you live in a bad place mang. The girls walking your streets are sub-par to say the least. Your people are the strongest believers of fairy tales such as Christianity. Your people kill dogs and eat them. And your country is the greatest producer of many great Cancers such as K-Pop.
>>52975980
it's okay i guess
It does the job.
>>52976887
I find him cringeworthy and unlikeable, but I have to admit, I agree with 95% of what that dickhead said.
>>52981506
true
>>52981436
>gypsies steal copper wires
>replace with optic fiber
>build IT empire
>have cheap smart people
>bakrupt Hungary
>Profit
soooon
>>52981613
half of Belgium speaks French
>>52981779
>>gypsies steal copper wires
>>replace with optic fiber
is this a meme
>>52968957
The guy on the top would catch a skin cancer within 10 minutes in Australia, he'd better stay away from that country.
>mfw I don't even host anything
>>52981889
>tfw the internet is so fast the Mb/s is going past the boundary
>>52969139
Fast internet is disappointing as fuck. No server ever allows you to use your connection to the fullest.
>>52982205
For me Mega and Blizzard's launcher do.
>>52981773
I know right? Friendlyjordies is obnoxious as fuck but he actually uses facts with citations in all of his content
>>52969156
Underrated desu.
Gave me a good laugh.
