:Russian qt 2016 edition, 2nd of its name.
Come meet qts from around the former soviet union, practice your Russian qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share Russian qts, share Russian qt's nudes, rate Russian qts, recommend new Russian qts to others, log the ip addresses from Russian qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy Russian qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
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>>52927558
>>52927558
>>52927558
Asking again since last thread 404d
Guys, qt and I tried sex last night and my dick didn't get hard enough to put it inside her. I had to finger her and eat her out to get her off
What the fuck do I do? Never thought something like that would be an issue
>qt take bus to Helsinki for NYE
>4 hours ride
>Arrives there
>Friend takes her to a shitty bar while qt just wanted to go dance somewhere
>Go see some singer at some outdoor event
>Harassed by refugees who try to touch her and shit
>She starts crying
>Refugees mock her
>Later
>Go to take bus that will take her home
>It never comes
>Has to wait until 7 am for the next one
>Cries for hours because it was the worst night of her year by far
Who had the worst NYE ever and why was it my qt?
>>52967732
Don't worry and try again. It happens to the best of us, especially when you're nervy. Don't fap until you're next in a position to have sex though
>>52967732
Did you drink beforehand?
Also, do you fap a lot?
>>52967732
You don't make a big deal out of it, it happens.
Try to be less stressed out next time.
If you were drunk, you were probably too drunk.
Ask her for a massage or do something relaxing before.
Try yawning.
Have any of you lads actually had any luck getting laid?
My [spoiler]Korean[/spoiler]qt wants me to drive up to Toronto to meet her. We've never talked sexual before so I'm skeptical and don't want to waste my time if we don't end up fugging
>>52965861
When I was in Dublin I heard tons of people speaking German desu. And they always yelled "Oh look, other Germans!!"
Only send two hue women with their children.
And still, I've been autistic enough to spend 3 hours on counting gingers in Dublin, counted 83.
In the rural parts there are mostly only Irish people though
>>52967732
ur gay m8
>normies talking about sex
Ewww go away. Why can't there be a KV version of /cp/?
Oh god I started like 4 conversations but reached the bottom of the conversation. This was with some really nice qts, and I can't bring myself to log on and continue.
I don't think I'm cut out for having a qt ever.
S-should I just delete my account?
How the fuck do normies talk to people so easily?
>/giiraaffee
>UK
>>52968174
Right? These people are ruining this email threads.
Common helis, let's make /cp/ great again.
Why does Kazakhstan have so many MILFs?
>girl keep talking to me about her best friend
>Tells me she hooks up with guys all the time
>Always tells me about her best friend's relationship problems and whatnot
>Tell me she gets horny and touchy when drunk, that she tried to finger her once even
>She acts surprised when I tell her I thought her best friend fucked 20-30 guys
>Says she only fucked 3-4
>Tell her to not fuck with my headcanon
>Today
>Girl messages me
>Tell me she dreamed about her best friend being a huge slut
>Accuses me of having my headcanon fuck with her head
Kek.
>>52968480
I fugged a milf from Kazakhstan, met on interpals, met up in Laos
>>52967923
>>52967934
Yeah, we were both pretty trashed. We passed out together after my failed attempt
>>52968462
B-but how? It's too late now. Normies have ruined everything.
>>52968068
bls respond
>>52968606
alcohol interferes with getting an erection
you either get trashed or have sex, never both at the same time, lad
>>52968068
Yeah man, I've been with a girl for a week now with sex
If i get /fit/ will i get more replies from asian qts?
>>52969002
For maximum azn qts you must be twinkmode
>>52968238
okay then, it's been a fun couple of days lads
>>52969300
Try to talk with them until you find someone with whom the conversation don't stop and you go from one subject to the other.
Of course, that's assuming they actually read and reply.
>>52969144
But i want to be a big guy. Fuck.
>>52969417
i usually get the initial reply, but even when we have a lot in common, i feel like the conversation dies so fast.
i try to make my responses really long and detailed, but they just write back short sentences like "haha yea" and there's nothing else I can say.
i think i'm just not meant to be a normo like the rest of you.
>qt finds you on normiebook and sends you a request
>have several other qts added on there already, if I hide them it will look suspicious
I'm fucked
>tfw got messaged by some 33yo Spanish milf
HELP
>>52970541
Develop the conversation by asking her what is she doing awake at 4AM
>>52970541
Ask her if she has a qt daughter.
>>52970541
Tell her this
'Con solo verte las rodillas yo me lubrico.
Quiero que me orines en el pecho y que escupas en la boca. '
>>52970804
>pic related
>>52970922
m8 i don't know what's wrong with Google translate, but that's not what that means at all.
it's a standard spanish greeting.
>>52970922
Just by seeing your knees I lubricate myself (aka release precum)
I want you to piss me on my chest and spit in my mouth.
Pretty nasty desu senpai
>>52970967
>>52971024
Exactly. It's a standard Spanish greeting.
dead thread
Dear blog, I am depressed today. I wish I could just be with my qt.
>>52971584
I never understood why people comment on walls and profile pics.
what's the point when you can just PM them?
>>52971584
>Big the Ass
new Sanic character when?
>>52971698
FWOGGY! WHA ARE YOU?
YOU CRAWL IN EGGMAN'S ASS?! OOOOOH.
>>52971889
kek
>tfw you will never have a qt who acts like a total mean bitch but hides a genuinely good heart
>>52968569
Pics? And how lewd was she?
>>52973690
I kind of have that but we're like bros lol
Update on my qt that's vacationing (who I thought was ignoring me). Turns out she got sick for a couple days and feels like crap, didn't even stay out late for NYE.
>tells me that her ex contacted her
>showed me the message and called him pathetic
this is good right ?
>>52973690
Why would you want one like that?
>>52974132
>She tells her ex you contacted her
>She shows him the message and they both laugh and call you pathetic.
>QT gets mad at me for bantz
>QT blocks me on Whatsapp
>Still has me as her friend on interpals
>She starts posting status updates that talk about missing/thinking about someone.
What is this? High school?
>>52974770
Pro-tip: She isn't talking about you in those status updates. She blocked you because she was already emotional about another man upsetting her, and took it out on you.
>>52974986
I'm pretty sure it's about me, she says I'm literally the only person she talks to on Interpals regularly and gets mad at me when I didn't talk to her for a day.
Anyways, I'll sit and wait for her to unblock me, I don't think she will keep me blocked for long.
>>52975099
> she says I'm literally the only person she talks to on Interpals regularly and gets mad at me when I didn't talk to her for a day.
Which country is she from? If she's from eastern europe, you still have a chance. If she's from the west, it was all a farce to begin with.
Is there still exists sex tourism in vladivostok?
>>52974770
>>52975099
this is pathetic
>>52975499
Bully
>>52975158
Boland
>>52975499
Shush, Cuckland.
>>52968561
Cuck
>>52967732
hahaha your gay
welcome to the club
>>52974597
S-she messaged me first ;_;
>tfw nobody visited my profile for the last month
And the award for biggest fake 2016 goes to...
/Lexi2016
>>52976736
I'll vist your profile bro.
//jeong55
how unfortunate
Some Belorussian chick messaged me and asked me a question, someone help me answer her
> I have a question, could you tell me do you know any shows, or I don`t know how to call it, like brain games in your country? I`m sure therea are any but I can`t find them. In Russian it`s quite popular, when there are people gather together, and then they are asked different questions connecting with different spheres and the whole team tries to answer in a minute.
>>52978628
shes talking about trivia games
>>52978756
Know which specific game she's talking about?
>>52978813
What is Jeopardy?
>>52978846
But Jeopardy isn't a team game
Is there a profile viewer for mac?
>>52978628
Pretty sure there one actually called brain games or something like that, just Google it and you'll find games like that
>>52978869
FAMILY FEUDDDDDDDD
>>52978869
Ooooh, didn't read all of your post
She's asking about equivalent of this game
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%3F_Where%3F_When%3F
wiki says american version of it is "Million Dollar Mind Game"
>>52978959
Thanks based russiabro
Ded
>>52967628
Daily reminder that slav qts are best qts
>>52978208
>Chinkanada
>swedish qt starts talking tome
>way ahead of my level
>after a brief friendly chat she starts talking about how much she would love to racemix
>>52982680
Proofs? Or are you just memeing?
>>52982952
>>52982952
Im on phone. Will post >proofs later
>find qt slav but dont know what to message her as an opening
>forget about it
>she messages me now
>>52967732
You are a faggot
>>52967732
15 is gay hahaha
My qt is saying that she doesn't trust her country tap water and that it tastes weird. She boils it and then waites to drink it.
The more I hear about Russia the more third worldly it sounds. Just want my qt out there :3
>>52989304
Never asked mine that. And yeah, it is. I did a bit of Street View, damn, she lives in a place that looks like our social neighbourhoods. Dunno if she's that poor and Russia is that bad ;_;
>>52989304
Thats why everyone in russia buys bottled water instead of drinking tap
>>52989304
Russian tap water is gross.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2014/02/04/journalists-at-sochi-are-live-tweeting-their-hilarious-and-gross-hotel-experiences/
How do I find some qts interested in some talking a tad bit more interesting and deep than "send nudes pls" or boring shit about daily life habits? Also I'm the ugliest fucker in the northern emisphere, do I use a false pic or just go for a painting or some shit to pretend to be sophisticated?
>>52982680
>>52990240
SWEDEN
YES
>lost 11 kg so I can put up a picture of myself on Interpals again
>still have another 35+ kg to go
>mfw
I'm "15" and I put my unwrapped dick in my qt's pussy last night
Discuss
>>52991497
Nice, I was only 23 when I lost my wizard powers to some harlot.
>>52991497
It's really not surprising she let you in, considering she already let 15+ get in before you
>>52991497
Could you feel the 15+ in there? How did it feel?
>>52991615
>calling her a harlot
Don't do that
>>52991673
Wet and warm and divine. Pussy is better than fapping and anyone who says otherwise is memeing
>>52992043
I hate you. I don't hate you for fucking your qt but you are a deluded dumb cunt
>>52992277
Triple dubs confirm lmao
why are slav qts so dead inside :(
>>52992700
Because Eastern Europe has sucked the life out of them the entire time they've been alive
>>52991651
Why is that surprising? We've known each other for 10 months and gotten super close and now that we're together she's just not going to fuck me?
It'd be more surprising if a qt didn't guck someone in that situation
>>52992973
*fuck
>>52993049
He said it wasn't surprising, since she already had 15, implying it's normal for her.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/02/from-russia-with-love-thousands-of-wives-for-turkish-husbands.html
Reminder that Russian women were made for Turkish cock
>>52993148
reminder that American women must breed with at least 2 blacks or else they'll be considered racist.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/09/no-blacks-is-not-a-sexual-preference-it-s-racism.html
Hey guys. I used to post in Culture Pals threads last year.
I met a girl on Interpals exactly 16 months ago. We got into a relationship back then. Today we're talking about marriage. :3 She's already trying to find me a job for when I graduate this year. I'm planning to get residence in her country and live with her there. The best thing is, we never argue. Our relationship has been perfect. I never thought about cheating on my love even though we are long distance and I'm a horny fuck.
I wish you guys the best, seriously. You can build a great future through this website.
>>52993148
Turkish men literally marry everyone, Germans, Russians, makes me wonder what will happen to all those single Turkish women
>>52994985
Oh also, we met up 5 times in total. She came here twice and stayed with me, I went to her three times and stayed with her (stayed with her for 3 months in total)
>>52994985
I know the girl you are talking about, she is a tranny mate. Be careful.
>>52995072
In case you were wondering, we both lost our virginities to eachother. :3
>>52994704
coming soon: "Not letting a black guy fug you in the ass makes you a racist homophobe"
>>52995147
Anal virginity :^)
>>52994985
Where is she from?
>>52996116
Switzerland. She is ethnic German though.
Damn. Ruskies are the biggest slags
I think I'm done with the QT game guys. I don't know, I fell pretty hard for my Italian QT, but she's doesn't want to play the long distance game. So I can't hold that against her. It hurts though, but nothing I can do. I'm in Rome right now, my flight to the US is tomorrow. It was a good vacation over, great, actually. But hanging out with her was so enjoyable for those 2 short days that I'm actually depressed right now. How long does it take to get over shit like this? I've never had feelings for a girl before.
>>52996485
It can take weeks or more depending on the person. Would recommend rebound qt.
>>52996485
Depends on the girl. Just block her on every network, erase every evidence of her and you'll eventually get past it.
>>52996648
I dunno, maybe.
>>52996661
Not going to happen. We've developed a good friendship. I do not want to lose her on that level too. We both care about each other
>>52996791
You'll have the "We're not going to be more than this" feeling. Everytime. Everyday. Not worth it.
>>52996885
So I should ruin a friendship? I feel like that would make me feel 10x worse.
>>52994985
bu nasil zihin lan yuh
>>52996995
On the short term, yes. On the long term, it won't rot you inside like the feeling I just told you will. The sooner you cut the main branch, the less smaller ones will fall.
>>52994985
is she pic related?
>>52994985
Was your name Bekir or something?
>>52997075
I just can't do it. This girl really does care about me. So now only would it fucking wreck me, it would also hurt her.
Danish qt lowkey told me she has a boyfriend, but has done nothing but act unsure of the relationship since she mentioned it.
She is the most interesting person I have met on IP so far though so I don't want to ruin anything.
>tfw actually enjoying the conversations we have
>not just the same old replicated topics and responses
The world is a big place. Who knows where our soul mates are?
>>52997134
Nope, my name starts with H. Why?
>>52997135
Senpai, I understand you not wanting to be a rude ass faggot, and I 100% identify with you. But on the long run, if you guys don't do more than friends, you won't feel good. There are sucessful stories I know personally though. My advice to you, since you care so much about her/opposite, you can try to continue. If the feels become 2stronk, just end it. It's for the best. Remember you're here to have the best life, not provide it.
>>52997293
I don't know how long you've been on /cp/ but if you've been here the past 3 months, then you've seen the roller coaster I've been through. I'm the American who is on vacation in Italy. My QT had a boyfriend when we first started talking but never ever talked about him. She sounds the same as yours in a way. We have been talking everysingle day for the past 3 months, always fun pleasant conversations, when we met IRL we had a blast, it was as if we knew each other for years, no awkwardness. They broke up 2 weeks before i got to her country. It can be confusing. I hope it works out for you though man.
>>52997362
I hear you. It's just I have always had low self esteem, I literally live for my friends. I become extremely protective for my friends and always jump in to help them out. One of my friends broke his laptop and was going to be fucked because of a ton of work he needed to do, so I ordered him a $850 laptop anonymously. I take care of my friends, so she is included in that list.
>>52997486
I've only been here for a short while, but I've seen some of the stuff you've posted, I think.
It can be pretty difficult to get over something like that. You'll find the right path, or make one. Everything will be fine, fellow Burger.
>tfw just fucked my qt for 1 1/2 hours
>>52997486
Didn't realise they broke up, took you for a madman. Best of luck bro.
>>52997663
Like on NYE I was drunk, and told her how I felt. She said she just broke up so she didn't want anything. And mentioned how she wasn't sure of LDR. But then she literally just said this. I told her that I care about her a ton, and would like something to come between us, but if not I'm still happy we are friends
>"Ahah we should hang out more times before, talking and knowing each other better. Sometimes I might like provoking but seriously I am the type of person who does not anything if doesn't sure of it ;)"
It's confusing.
>>52997782
>>52997785
I'm glad to see things went well with your QT bro! How long are you all together?
>tfw my polish qt is /pol/ as fuck
Hilarious desu. She's a keeper
>anons actually having sex with their qts
Am I the only one too assburger to even dare attempting such a thing?
Trolling kpoppers, don't know what to say familia, they are so fucking dumb and not in a good way. This sult has an ugly face, but big tits :^)
>>53000556
give her the ol' Spanish greeting >>52970804
>>53000556
>I love North Korea, some day I will go there
I hear it's lovely this time of year
Wait, is she saying that there is a chance? Like I understand why she wouldn't want to go right into a relationship. I respect it. But Is she saying that I have a chance?
I need a second opinion. I translate it as this is possible
mfw I keep getting compliments about having "a great eyes" but nothing else desu
Feel like i'm doing something wrong :/
>>53001355
No there is no chance m8, and you know it. Dont let yourself get cucked.
>>53001572
But I want to believe
>>53001423
bost eyes and feets
>>53001698
Its called Confirmation Bias, look it up.
>>53001750
But it really sounds like it though. When she at first said she didn't want long distance, I left it at that. But then she brought it back up
>>53002043
You must do what you think is best.
>>53002043
Stijn is right. No chance as things are.
Even you knew it when you left and she is realist enough to know it too. She don't want to commit herself in a LDR where you'd likely not see each other ever again.
It could change if you decided to go and live in Italy with her, or if she went to live with you in the US, but it's not the sort of commitment you decide without giving more time to get to know the other, and without preparations and more involvement and talks.
Webm not related.
>>53002166
>>53002369
:/
She just makes me happy. I actually feel happy when we talk. I have never experienced this before. And the past 4 months have been really fucking hard for me, I won't do this, but I've thought about an hero a lot. But since we started talking, she has been really good therapy. She keeps my mind of shit. And has taught me to slow down and relax. I used to stress over so much. But she taught me how Italians live to relax and I shouldn't stress so hard. And it has helped.
>>53002584
*keeps my mind off shit
>>53002584
There are more fish in the pond. I know that this one is "special" for you, but she is too far and you both arent going to live together in the next few years. So you can either chase a dream and waste a few years or you get on with your life and talk to her occasionally.
On a side note, I think you played your cards too eagerly with the "if you dont want it", "i still hope some day", "its up to you" - talk. Should handle that more casual in the future.
>>53002584
Right now, she wants some time. Why don't you temper things out a bit, see how things goes, and eventually, if you're still as flirty with each other, suggest she could come in the States or you could go in Italy?
If moving is not an option, see >>53002922.
I agree with the side note. It's as if you were saying you don't care either way.
>>53002922
Well the thing is I haven't been looking for a girlfriend. I haven't wanted one. I made a IP just to make friends. But ended up developing feelings for her.
And you're probably right.
What's the word for the like "fake love" when someone develops feelings? I can't remember the word
>>53001423
I miss Igor desu
>>53003147
I would move to Italy if I could get a job in the north. Not soley because of her, but because I like it here. I did say that I'm temped to do another trip in a few months and she seemed excited though.
I hear you, I just said that because I don't want things to get awkward. In the past with girls I've seen conversations die over this stuff. But she's important enough to me I don't want our friendship to get awkward.
Thanks everyone. You all are bros. I can't talk to this about my friends because they don't understand shit
>Thanks for visiting my profile ?
What do people mean with this?
So I've been talking with a Ukrainian chick for a while and we skyped for the first time this week. Don't know if I'm just overthinking it but she seems a lot more clingy now than in previous conversations... is this the norm for Slavic girls?
>>53004403
some advice lad, cut contact get off interpals and go and find some Canadian lady, same applies to everybody else in this thread
>>53004403
slavs are usually dead inside and have no feelings. if she is expressing feelings its either a trap or shes socially awkward
>>53004041
"I want to talk to you but I don't know what to say"
>>53004444
Quads checked
So are you deleting your IP to talk to Brit slags?
>>53004856
never had an account but always followed, but you are right i should get out more and talk to local girls
>>53004444
dubs+quads for truth
but what if we don't like Canadians?
>>53005009
He is saying to talk to local girls.
>>53005009
He's talking about local girls
>9/10 qt adds me as a friend
>tons of guys start visiting me
Niggas is jealous as FUCK
>>53005457
I always assume that they're gay desu
>>53004444
I don't know, as much as I laugh at the notion of long-distance relationships sometimes I think it's my only viable option. Most of the girls here are textbook urbanites/leftists and want nothing to do with dudes who have so much as a contrary opinion.
>>53004524
I'm 99% certain she's legit so I guess it's the second option.
>>53005200
>>53005231
b-but I like local girls even less...
>>53005874
That's how I feel. I don't respect American women. I just can't, they are so needy and stuck up. Like when I was hanging out with my Italian QT and her friend. They couldn't believe that I paid for all of their drinks and food. Like I actually had to grab the reciept from them so I could pay cause they wanted to. It was like that the whole time. They seem more genuine.
>>53006024
get a mexican qt
>>53005874
most girls here are textbook urbanites wanting someone to raise their kid and buy them iphones and designer shit
(don't) fuck the women of this country
>>53006114
Gross
Mexicans are the same in the United States as to Africans in Europe
>>53006171
i dont believe you, i rather have a meh mex then a somali
>supposed to have the weekly skype with qt
>qt's son is sick
>>53006171
at least Mexicans grills are sexually attractive
>>53006296
postpone it with one day mattia
>thanks for visiting my profile
>i might visit your profile and not leave a message but that means im shy lol
>feminine penis
>boy clit
>moderately islamic extremist
>this user does not accept messages from Turkey
>this user only accepts messages from 18-18 years old users t. 56 years old mexican papi chulo
Have any of you made a qt travel for you to your city?
>>53001423
Post bunda and I'll comment great ass
>>53006958
My qt took a year abroad here for me :3
>>53006927
this goes on forever
>>53004444
I'd settle for a nice Canadian lady desu especially if she was Quebecois
>Fred almost two days old
>192 replies
>>53007443
any idea why?
>tfw it seems like most qts are 20-22
>tfw only 19
>>53007471
For sure. Not enough yellow-fever shitposting.
Tomorrow I'm back home, next Sunday I'll airport my qt back to chinkland and then I'll fix that issue.
My posts these days are limited to when she's showering, pooping, sleeping or in doggy position not noticing that I use the phone.
>>53007541
>be 21
>swarmed by 17-18 year olds
>>53007558
so you got your chink to come and visit you. Sounds like a good tactic for any west-euro.
I hope for you that shes not thinking shes married already
>>52967628
So are people responsive on here even to questions that might seem intrusive? I really just want to talk to people from countries where happenings are happening and am not sure how to start it out is
>Hey your country's currently war torn can you tell me more?
too blunt?
>>53007649
>family oriented
>caring
>virgin when we first met
>my parents love her
>she wants to work and not financially depend on me
>implying I wouldn't marry her someday
>>53007381
>Be NYE
>at Hostel party in Venezia
>me and friend meet a 9.5/10 Canadian QT
>we go with her and some other dude to the fireworks
>friend saw her first so I don't make advances
>she's so fucking cute though
>after fireworks go to Hostel party
>we all get drunk
>she starts dancing around
>Friend dancing with her
>everyone having good time
>towards end of the party friend says to her "you wanna go upstairs?"
>she smiles, points at me and says "sorry, but I'd rather go with your friend"
>WUT.jpg
>the fact a 9.5/10 Canadian QT said that about me blew my mind
>look at friend
>visiblely pissed and drunk
>have to calm his ass down.
>leave
>next morning she comes up and says hi to us at breakfast
>acts like nothing happened
That was some harsh shit
>>53007772
Ive been asking ukraine qts about the war. even asked some ruskies their opinion on supreme leader putin. you can ask whatever you want
>>53007868
>ukraine
Why not:
>I want you like Russia wants your country
?
>>53007868
war is bad))))
>>53007828
I don't believe you.
>>53007914
ill remember that one, thanks Ludolf
>>53007928
Which part and why would I make this up?
>>53007828
where's the part where you fucked the canadian qt?
>>53008110
Nonexistent because my friend was drunk and pissed because he got rejected when it seemed like the cat was in the bag.
>>53008179
That was a slut anyway.
>>53008179
And your friend didnt pass you the qt3.14 because he got keked?
get new friends nigga
>>53008211
>>53008235
It was a pretty rough rejection Tbh. And the part that didn't make sense is right after she said that she went over and started talking to a faggot. I was worried my friend was going to fight someone.
>>53008235
A slut rejects your friend, and instead drinking with him you go fuck her?
>>53008455
Other way around, your friend should accept the rejection and stop whining in a corner and let you fuck her.
Maybe the fact that he was drunk didnt help.
>>53008508
We were all drunk. Bros before hoes
>>53008508
I had a similar situation once when I was around 18. Main difference was, that we are talking about a 3/10 German girl.
My friend was seriously fingering her on a lawn when there were ca. 30 people around drinking in the middle of the night. Then she told him to stop, went away, came back and started talking to me instead.
The only correct thing to do as a bro is tell that whore to fuck off and get more alcohol with your friend.
>>53007163
Wtf i have sames with those ploppers and thais.
>>53008560
it must be a really good friend or youre just a dumbass
>>53008658
This
>>53008739
>destroying a precious friendship for a meaningless one-time fuck
I messaged a spanish girl but i hornyturked too much in the conversation and she didnt respond any longer.
Then she deleted her profile 3 weeks later or so, but now i see her profile appearing in the 'now online' section.
Did she just block me?
Finally finished to shower. I'm going to enjoy some juicy 3/10 Taiwanese pussy now. See you in 7 minutes when I finished and she sleeps.
>>53008658
>>53008815
tbqh there's quite a difference between a 3/10 and a 9.5/10 but i get the point
>>53008832
Thats what i just said...
If he wasnt a close friend fuck him, he should get over it.
>>53008907
Alright friend, no need to god off bragging like that. We get you're happy but you're talking as if you're some highschool kid that wants his virgin friends to think he's cool.
>>53009018
let the guy be happy he finally lost his wizardy at 25.
>>53009018
Is this real or is British humor over my colonial head?
>>53003283
Me too :/
Ok im kinda bored and ill get on this shit.
Creating my profile right now. Hope theres some burras online
>>53009295
are you catfishing, ahmed?
Is it just me or are German girls on this site super weird? It's like they're unable to process humour and take everything you say as if it were an intentional provocation on their intellectualism or something.
>>53009295
5/10 ass desu
>qt doesnt reply for a week
>call her a nigger
>she replies back almost right away
is it normal that the pic takes too long to upload?
>>53009472
what did she say?
>>53009534
just hey.
It's been a fun few days lads but I'm utterly hopeless.
I'll return in a few years after I learn how to talk to grills.
>>53009785
why not learn here. we can even talk for you if you really want
>>53009878
I've tried, but either the girls are too autistic or i am, or it could also be that i am just ugly. But anyways I write paragraphs of text and get back replies like " haha yes ))". I just can't keep putting myself through that.
qt added me to friends list after only talking for a bit
a-am i in there lads
>>53010083
friends list doesnt mean shit
Had an STD scare earlier, I think it was a false alarm
>>53010010
if you are too autistic let her play ball and follow her lead in the talk. Try hard to remember what she all said and stuff so you can later come back to it jokingly and come over as being interested in her.
If theyre too autistic for you jst try some different tactics from going in agressive, without smileys and being straight with short sentences, to passive, letting her do the talk for a bit. And again, remember shit she says.
>tfw qt's visit my profile but get messages from no one
Can't go to sleep thanks to that energy drink >__<
>>53010276
just listen to chill music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOgf-YP5W2M
>>52970541
name?
>tfw skyping with your qt right now
>>53010010
Don't feel bad. You just have to find someone you click with Tbh. I've gotten those 3 word replies thousands of times. It's just luck man.
>>53010358
I just got off a Whatsapp call with mine
>>53010345
She's a weeb, don't even bother.
>>53010358
>tfw sitting next to my qt in her car as we drive back to her place to literally Netflix and chill...and then fuck
>>53010180
>not using a condom
>>53010339
th-thanks fellow portugal-kun .-.
>>53010557
>circumcised + condom
Its like you dont like sex at all
>>52997303
Hmed :^)
