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Citrus fruit edition
porn, I can't take anymore porn
hi /cum/ pls wish me happy new year pls
>>52962082
3rd for 1991
threadly reminder that 2016 is the year of the gf
get out there, anons!
>>52962044
I wish I could hit it and quit it. Her ass is like a magnet. Trying not to stare at it when talking to my uncle was one of the hardest things I've ever done
>>52962127
Happy new year
Does /cum/ live in a qt city?
Dumping random pics of mine as i have nothing to do
>>52962359
my town is comfy, but I wouldnt say qt
its just rustic
>>52962359
prty nice
>>52962359
Pretty typical midwestern city
There are some really cool houses here though. Lot of Victorian era stuff with a German style
Any generals that arent infested with anime?
>>52962583
>complaining about anime on 4chan
cum lol
>>52962788
not you again
>>52962583
/cum/ when normies take over
>>52962674
Here's an example
Sometimes we can make really good looking houses. I wish we did it more often in this country.
>>52962789
Comfy as fuark
>>52962583
pretty much this
I think I'm at the right place to ask this question:
Why are american politics so hillarious!
It's like you walked into a theater and they were showing of some funny play.
But it's only shiwn every four years!
Why do I find this entertaining?
>>52962907
I've always wanted to watch one of these houses from the inside
>>52960057
älskar mig
I'VE BEEN DRINKING FOR FIVE HOURS AND AM MAYBE DRUNK
>>52963060
I live in a house as old as the one I posted but not nearly as nice since it's a college rental.
There are a ton of rich people moving in and fixing up these old houses.
Is this the year we lose our virginity guys?
>>52963222
That's the same trend over here, you get a huge ass old house and restore it
post yfw you realize we pretty much live in a country that cares more about college football than college education
>>52963007
American politics are a circus. People voting for a personality instead of a party and their policies is retardation. It's not politics, it's a beauty pageant.
Americans are so dumb.
>>52963336
College is a scam bro
>>52963233
Well that was lovely!
I think one of the apes broke apart!
What jolly good fun that gift holds!
How do I get a qt Mexican gf who will cook me some pollo en mole?
>>52963336
Mexico cares more about football drama than the spoart itself
>>52963404
Go to LA and wear yellow
>>52963404
You vote democrat
>>52963404
>a mexican that cooks pollo en mole
Nigga you're asking for one of our proto mexican girls..... You better star to make sacrifices to the lord of light if you want to get such a treasure
What should I eat bros, pozole >RECALENTADO or make myself some spaghetti?
>>52963541
pozole
>>52963541
>thnking about something else than recalentado
I see you enjoy life in Mexico Steve, good.
How did you guys deal with the mean bullies at school?
>>52963535
I want some comfy Mexican food and have my qt Mexican waifu sit on my face while talking in dat fuckin accent
>>52963601
>mfw i was so hungry and desperate I'm already halfway through the pozole when you answered
>>52963727
I took karate classes and went daniel-san on their punk asses
>>52963727
>getting bullied
lmao i bet youre ugly
fucking nerd
>>52962359
>>52962424
>>52962569
Does anyone else live in a tiny shithole city? holy fuck I can't wait to leave here.
>>52963745
I used go have a lovely accent until i lost it after speaking with gringos on a daily basis
Put good use to it when i worked for your govt
>>52963877
the city Im going to college in is pretty shitty
its pretty big, but theres fuck all to do
>>52963877
>tfw I hit the sweet spot in city size
>not too big as to be filled with niggers and homeless people
>not too small as to not have anything to do or eat
Feels goodman
>>52963906
Freedom knows no bounds
>>52963727
>bullies
Sure I wasn't an alpha by any means or anything but i knew how to handle thos situations pretty ok.
>>52963768
>mfw second serving
>>52963877
When i travel around the country usually i can wait to come back to the comfyness and qtness of my city
>>52964026
Suck that dick son?
>>52964039
>can't
>>52964039
>American flag
Cucked
does /a/ always play Komm süsser Tod on new years?
>>52964050
Kek no. Ya just gotta be chill, not be nervous. Try to friend them, once you get to know them you may be able to help with their bullying problems. Thanks for the advice though, I'm sure it worked you wonders.
>>52964039
>mfw I see the American flag
>>52964128
That's an hotel though, they usually have few flags waving around
>>52964174
I don't remember hearing it last year
Then again moot stopped doing fun things towards the end
Marina~
hi mom
>>52964309
hey sexy
>>52964333
is dinner ready?
>>52964367
if you bring your tight ass downstairs it is
>make a new thread
>only 5 replies
Generals ruined /int/
>>52963727
Not being a gay nerd haha
>>52964231
who's moot?
>>52964450
moooooot ;_;
>>52963727
By actually being a bully
>>52964429
Brobably the topic sucks carnal
>>52964500
stefanie joosten?
>>52964429
Link?
>>52964505
>>52964572
He truly was the perfect little girl
>>52964505
>>52964572
moot was a cuck and this place has been better off since he left
>>52964741
not-moot pls go
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kSVSbdmrT0U
>>52964833
>moots farewell was 20 years ago
Happy new year. Things went great with our plans. How were you all?
How do we save moots life? He hasn't been the same since he left.
>>52964876
Got pretty drunk. Could you post your feet?
>>52964955
We were all sober and just having cozy time. And no I shall not
>>52964921
>balding
>cuk
>fag
wew
>>52964955
>feetfags
>>>/tv/
i'm all outta love
>>52965657
whats wrong with her face
>>52965684
she is worked up
>>52965720
This looks like an interesting comic friend, what's its name?
>>52966052
Dead Dead Demon's Dededededestruction
god I just made the faggiest thread on /b/
>>52966459
god is not real
>>52966459
>2016
>still going on /b/
>>52966521
I had an idea for a shitpost. Had to do it.
>>52966459
I'm shitting on /tv/, though i'm already drunk and kind of feeling sleepy
>>52966459
>>52966514
>>52966521
what's wrong with me
>>52966589
shitposting on /tv/ is almost as fun as shitposting on /qa/
how do I go with my friends to a casino, not gamble, but not be a buzzkill
>>52966683
/b/ is full of fucking drones desu
>I will never ever drive or own a Mk.4 Supra
>I will never ever drive or own a genuine AE86
how am I supposed to deal with these North American feels, /cum/?
>>52966760
Working your ass off
>>52966710
Just be a bro. Make jokes and have fun
>>52966710
be black
>>52966760
import
for ten grand more
>>52966807
I dont think I can pull that off. Im quite white
>>52966760
>mfw I used to dream of owning those cars
>mfw I now dream of owning Amerigan cars
I used to be such an importfag, now I want a Corvette and such.
I'll always want a panda Trueno and Mark 4 Supra, though.
>>52966759
idk whats dumber me or the people who are responding
>>52966861
Probably you're trapped on a feedback loop ;^)
I know its cliche, but I'd enjoy owning a delorean
>>52966918
Nigga..do you seriously have one?
I heard they're awful but damn ...that's a sexy car
>>52966918
Its a pretty sexy thing to just own in your garage to look at but I hear they really do drive like absolute ass
Plus you'd have normalfag memes thrown at you every time you go outside with it
>>52966975
no, I want one
>>52966999
different tastes for different folks
maybe if I took ti for a test run first
>>52966918
I would like an old E Type, like Bond had
>>52966918
lel
I didn't wipe.
>>52967644
devilish
I'm SICK and TIRED of these sluts rejecting me
Girls of /cum/ please tell me how I can get a gf this year for sure
>>52967757
kill them all
i full on shit my pants during a shareholders meeting at work this week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJpkd2og0NY
>>52967790
Are you white? If yes then dont bother
I heard you guys like dedededede
Good taste
>>52967954
ebub
>>52968061
It's fun.
>>52962726
While I don't usually mind anime, I feel like it's a crutch that we use to pad out dead air or lack of an interesting conversation topic. We have entire threads around late-night that are just anime reaction faces.
>>52968205
well ya really ballsed that up
>>52968061
its top tier
>tfw haven't gotten my letter from Hogwarts yet
>>52962907
Nothing upsets me more than a quaint little Victorian-American town after becoming gentrified with large developments of modular homes and Starbucks and American Eagle shit. It's fucking disgusting.
>Tfw you ask someone if you can throw something away in their rubbish bin and start making fun of you and insult the queen
Fuck you int, I'm like a sponge
I accidentally told my rommate he had pretty eyes last night but I caught myself and said no homo. Am I in the clear?
>>52963358
>People voting for a personality instead of a party and their policies is retardation.
You mean like Trump? :^)
>>52968444
No right now he's pacing in his room freaking out wondering if you like him
going quail hunting tomorrow
how many times do you guys recycle your urine?
i will usually drink the same batch twice, depending on how hydrated i am
I'm really sleepy and it's only 8om
>>52968811
Thrice desu
>>52968798
people still do that? I thought it was just a thing bongs did when they were bored
>>52968798
>hunting quail
>not capturing them and breeding them for fighting
>>52968798
No survivors.
>>52968867
quails dont last long in cockfighting
t. professional
>putting beer in the salsa
How to ruin a dish 101
>>52968837
how dark is it at that point?
>>52968865
yeah loads of people hunt, we don't all live in a peoples republic
>>52968969
people hunt here too, you damn yokel
just because AR's are banned doesnt mean all rifles are
>how it shoot if it's plastic?
Ha. Women.
just got back from the circus, pretty good
>>52968798
neat, im going pheasant hunting tomorrow
>>52962907
Blech, too close to home.
Where are you
>>52969071
truly a hero
>>52967700
post mor lolis pls!
Not in old towne east
>>52969071
NUKE THE US
U
K
E
T
H
E
U
S
hateful eight is pretty good desu
Watching my dad pick up a fat up mexican chick
Fuck you Mexico, he won't even proceate with your fucking unworthy inceptioms
>>52969343
What is this?
>>52969410
well thats rude
I don't want no Citrus Fruit it makes my hair go funny
>>52969435
>>52969435
the best poster this general has ever seen
>>52969422
lolwut
>>52969435
The hero /cum/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now
>>52969496
>lmm
>not currently needed
top cuck
>>52962583
You come to traditional Mongolian detergent brewing board. And then you complain about traditional Mongolian detergent.
I have a better idea than wall. We build a nature bridge from Mexico straight to Canada. Trudeau will be at the end of the bridge ready to rim their assholes
Jolly good evening my North American comrades
>>52969734
autism
>>52969749
>India-canada association
>tfw will never be a cosmic castaway
>>52969734
Top of the hour, tovarisch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7-W02CNXPM
Would you, /cum/?
>>52969778
I shall excuse your rather brash demeanour and refute that utter gobbledygook henceforth
>>52969832
>you will never solarsurf through a canyon
>you will never go on adventures with your cyborg pirate friend
>>52969871
autism
its fucking cold m8s
>>52969987
what is it, 50 degrees down there?
brrrrrr, so cold
>>52970063
It's 75 degrees out right now
Feels summer man
>>52964876
>>52965023
Fuck off degenerate
>>52969867
Hello there my good Pennsylvanian chap. How do you fare on this rather wet eve?
I'm currently quite befuddled by the blooming josser in this thread so-named "ebun !Brit1/NO6Q". I should think one deserves his ears boxed for spouting such rubbish.
>>52969008
>AR's are banned
Rude.
>>52969410
Hah, Falklands.
>>52969422
>Watching my dad pick up a fat up mexican chick
How many reps did he do?
>>52969832
Love it.
>>52966710
Be drunk
>feel like a train hit me all day
This is why I don't drink and do drugs that much anymore. Not even worth it.
>>52970063
yea but im not ready for this type of weather
i only have 3 long sleeves
all of my jackets are basically just there to substitute sleeves, not actually keep me warm
and my single decent jacket has begun smelling like putrid neckbeard ass
and to top it all off my heater in my house has never worked because I've never needed it to.
>>52970157
Nice cap, nerd.
>>52962359
No.
>>52970212
so buy a goose down jacket
>>52970149
>>52970132
bad posts
>>52970207
>tfw got shitfaced and drove
SON OF A BITCH!
>>52970219
Thanks Senpai.
>>52970285
I have only good posts
I am pretty sure one of the girls on the adoreme.com commercial is Rebecca Black.
>>52970429
build the wall paco
>>52970386
then why did I say it was bad?
Boo
>>52970477
Mistake clearly
bit drunk lads
>>52970501
I think you are the mistaken one 2bh
>>52970149
Not too bad. Still reeling from new year's eve, but gonna slice up some gouda and heat up some tea, and get nice and toasty in my man-blanket. What's up with you?
>>52970636
>tfw no waifu WC for another 4 years
>>52970636
Can't tell if those are man-tits or girl-tits.
woo
Texas anons, have you ever had this?
it looks revolting and delicious all at the same time
>>52970370
There's some manly and dignified about the look of a G3. I can't put my finger on it but they're just sexy rifles.
>>52971262
I miss picnic face
Just found my 2004 George W Bush hat
>>52971262
takes me back
>brawndo
>schockolate
>rawberry
take me home, country roads, to the place, where i belong
>>52971388
WEST VIRGINIAAAAA
MOUNTAIN MOMMAAAAA
>>52970291
Driving drunk is fuck. But driving stoned when no one else is on the road is one of the coolest experiences you can ever have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oTL0ubMvk
This reads incredibly quickly.
Also currently braising my bottom round rump roast desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CvUbpB4XI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTksi_VXGCk
argie music desu
just pirated fallout 4 desu
>>52971766
absolute madman
>>52971505
you're a retard.
>>52971905
Not surprised, coming from a catholic.
Guts would you be a Jedi or Sith?
>>52972081
sith
>>52972081
One's no-fun-allowed quasi-buddhist bullshit, the other is basically the refuge of dorky edgelords.
>>52972183
So which one?
>>52972186
neither
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1531WIxwqY
>>52972451
bad post
https://youtu.be/ufGlBv8Z3NU
Who would you vote for?
>>52972451
>This video is not available
>>52972676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-u-bchAnW4
Its Argentina's fault
Hello
I think /wsr/ is the best board on 4chan
I've been enjoying helping people there a lot for the past since it started recently
>>52972849
yes
>>52972735
Good post
>>52972731
I guess you already know about Soda Stereo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjKbpiofA-g
>>52972886
thanks lad
>>52972905
Lol good trip lad
>>52972937
thank you
>>52972905
>>52972735
good lad
cant believe how dead it is here
Hello I'm a tripfriend
Am I welcome here?
how do i lowkey tell a girl i have a huge dick
>>52973000
thank you very much senpai
>>52973023
>>52973061
that would certainly work
>>52973034
see above
>>52973034
Don't be lowkey, just make big dick jokes
then she'll be all "psh whatever I don't believe it"
and then be like "well, guess you'll have to find out ;) ;) ;)"
it's foolproof
>>52972892
I don't really know too much about Argentine rock
I listened to all of Los Redondos stuff a while ago but don't know that much beyond that
Mexicans, be honest. How many of you are smelly?
God damn this general is fucking terrible
>>52973106
Soda Stereo is an iconic band desu
They're pretty good, would recommend
>>52973168
its not really
Hello
>>52973168
Compared to?
>>52973183
But it is
>>52973213
The other generals on this board? What the fuck else
>>52973236
in what metric?
>>52973247
In the metric of "stop liking what I don't like."
>>52973175
They sound good
And Argie posted some of this earlier so I've been listening to them for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egj4PSgMAfA
>in what metric?
WE KEEP WAITIN
(WAITIN)
WAITIN ON THE WORLD TO CHANGE
>>52973295
gay song
shut up
>>52973240
good post
>>52973291
good job
Lol this thread is funny
waiting on cornbread desu
>>52973417
haha
Do any of you ever wish a girl you know would start doing porn?
>>52973278
also
Los Fabuloso Cadillacs are good as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fotGEiQfT3w
>>52973479
Thirsty ass nigga
>>52973424
little late isnt it?
>>52973291
I think fedora-posting is way more pretentious than most of the stuff they're responding to.
>>52973480
wrong video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82wI-g1z0m8
>>52973538
worked late desu
>>52973589
and my roommates are out of town still so i have nobody to talk to
>>52973480
>>52973558
those sound very latin
good though
time to sleep so I can be ready to go hunting in the morning
goodnight /cum/
>>52973679
Night.
I am genuinely looking forward to conservatism coming back into fashion just so I can sue the current year argument against liberals.
>>52973623
looks pretty good desu, aside the vegetables which have been cooked a little much from the looks of them.
How far do you guys live from your parents? I was thinking of moving to the Pacific Northwest (my family is in Pennsylvania), but my parents keep talking about the super-earthquake there.
>>52973733
yeah I threw them in the pot together but it didn't work out, they taste fine though
>>52973740
I live with them still.
Funeralopolis is the greatest rock song ever, prove me wrong.
classic Disney movies on ABC family
pretty dry desu
This general is so fucking bad
Is it true that Christian Mingle is full of sluts?
>>52974054
At least we're not sweden right now.
>>52973942
try bbq sauce
>>52974222
ate the portion for tonight, will try it tomorrow
next time I use a rump roast it'll either go into a stew or the vegetables will be totally separate and i'll be able to baste the meat
>>52974260
Do you marinate it? I like to use something acidic for rump cuts to remove a bit of the stringy, chewy-ness.
>>52974344
No, just salt and pepper. This is my first time preparing a roast so I didn't want to do anything complicated. I saw some suggestions about wine and wouldn't be surprised if there was a recipe that involved Dr Pepper.
>>52973679
i wish i went hunting
>>52974384
what dish were you attempting to make?
just a stewed rump roast?
>>52974469
Braised.
>>52974482
what did you use for the braising liquid then?
>>52974591
olive oil
>>52974384
It's not too bad. You can find a simple marinade recipe online. I use some lemon juice and vinegar with olive oil and a couple herbs. Vegetable or sunflower oil are probably better for broiling as they have a higher smoking point. Throw in some liquid smoke or spices for kick and you got a decent marinade. You don't get the same kind of bloody taste as you do from a virgin ribeye, but top-rounds are too tough to cook rare anyway. Cook it separately and cut against the grain and you'll have a nice texture.
>>52974604
I dont think you quite understand what a braise is, you may have browned it in oil which olive would not have been the best choice for but you dont braise things in oil. You can use water, wine or stock or a mix of them all or even other things albeit less frequently used but you cant braise in oil.
>>52974648
Well that'll be the last time I go by the sticker recommendation.
>>52974642
thanks for your advice too
was were ur favrite memes of 2015 /cum/
>>52974762
Meme magic. Pretty scary to know that /pol/ can literally influence the world if they think hard enough.
>>52974762
""""""""""""""""memes""""""""""""""""""""
Let this shit general die
>>52974721
Cooking is difficult. Still can't flip eggs without breaking the yolk.
>>52974856
>/cum/ will die any day now says increasingly nervous man for 365th time this year
>>52974898
it might
>>52974898
I don't think it will die, I just really wish it would
>>52974950
And then you'll be free?
>>52974898
/cum/ died when its best posters got banned
>>52974936
>thinking /cum/ will die
>in 2016
>>52974856
it will die if you stop coming here, I promise
>Tfw you accept the fact that you were built wrong and will never function as a truly normal member person, enjoying all the things that normal people do and having a normal person mindset
>>52975007
this
>>52975007
LMM was a terrible poster.
>>52975091
You know, the DSM committee removed asperger's from the fifth edition of DSM.
>>52975128
LMM was a top tier quality poster
howdy mates. Star Wars was shit.
>>52975307
>LMM was a top tier quality poster
and CIA was funny. it is funny posters that hated them turned /cum/ into a shitstorm of gay roleplaying and anime.
>>52975341
>spamming "gas yourself" is funny
gas yourself
>>52975362
he posted lots of shit aside from "gas yourself"
>>52975412
nothing he ever posted was funny, aside from that time he lost a bunch of money gambling and was crying about it
>>52975432
his posts were both funny and informative
>>52975341
seen any interesting movies lately lad?
>>52975341
Both camps are damaged and neurotic and frustrating.
>>52975537
Has anyone seen the Hateful Eight and if so, what are your thoughts?
>>52975599
I liked it
>>52975613
Pacing? Length? Tone? Circlejerk over Tarantino's knowledge of film history?
>>52975537
watched Star Wars nothing great. Bridge of Spies looks bomb mate. check it.
http://www.statcan.gc.ca/tables-tableaux/sum-som/l01/cst01/famil108a-eng.htm
lol New Brunswick is Canada's poorest province
>listening to Carrie and Lowell
why do people pretend to like this boring ass faggot Sufjan? most boring album I've ever heard.
>>52975654
I enjoyed the cuckoldry element to it
the big black dingaling references really made the film. Took it from ok to to great.
>>52975680
seen anything else over the last few months?
>>52975731
yes. i watched The Man From Nowhere and Keeper of the Lost Causes. both were good.
>>52975795
good movies
>>52975731
Saw Chinatown by Roman Polanski. Great fucking movie, probably one of the best I've seen. Complex narrative, very crafty, very well written and suspenseful. John Huston's performance is great, his character comes on a bit subtle at first and turns into this despicable asshole.
>>52974121
>fuckniggers69 is already taken
>>52975994
>>52975994
>>52975994
new thread my friends
