Citrus fruit edition
porn, I can't take anymore porn
hi /cum/ pls wish me happy new year pls
>>52962082
3rd for 1991
threadly reminder that 2016 is the year of the gf
get out there, anons!
>>52962044
I wish I could hit it and quit it. Her ass is like a magnet. Trying not to stare at it when talking to my uncle was one of the hardest things I've ever done
>>52962127
Happy new year
Does /cum/ live in a qt city?
Dumping random pics of mine as i have nothing to do
>>52962359
my town is comfy, but I wouldnt say qt
its just rustic
>>52962359
prty nice
>>52962359
Pretty typical midwestern city
There are some really cool houses here though. Lot of Victorian era stuff with a German style
Any generals that arent infested with anime?
>>52962583
>complaining about anime on 4chan
cum lol
>>52962359
R8
>>52962788
not you again
>>52962583
/cum/ when normies take over
>>52962583
>>52962674
Here's an example
Sometimes we can make really good looking houses. I wish we did it more often in this country.
>>52962789
Comfy as fuark
>>52962583
pretty much this
I think I'm at the right place to ask this question:
Why are american politics so hillarious!
It's like you walked into a theater and they were showing of some funny play.
But it's only shiwn every four years!
Why do I find this entertaining?
>>52962955
>>52962907
I've always wanted to watch one of these houses from the inside
>>52960057
älskar mig
I'VE BEEN DRINKING FOR FIVE HOURS AND AM MAYBE DRUNK
>>52963060
>>52963060
I live in a house as old as the one I posted but not nearly as nice since it's a college rental.
There are a ton of rich people moving in and fixing up these old houses.
Is this the year we lose our virginity guys?
>>52963222
That's the same trend over here, you get a huge ass old house and restore it
post yfw you realize we pretty much live in a country that cares more about college football than college education
>>52963007
American politics are a circus. People voting for a personality instead of a party and their policies is retardation. It's not politics, it's a beauty pageant.
Americans are so dumb.
>>52963336
College is a scam bro
>>52963233
Well that was lovely!
I think one of the apes broke apart!
What jolly good fun that gift holds!
How do I get a qt Mexican gf who will cook me some pollo en mole?
>>52963336
Mexico cares more about football drama than the spoart itself
>>52963404
Go to LA and wear yellow
>>52963336
>>52963404
You vote democrat
>>52963404
>a mexican that cooks pollo en mole
Nigga you're asking for one of our proto mexican girls..... You better star to make sacrifices to the lord of light if you want to get such a treasure
What should I eat bros, pozole >RECALENTADO or make myself some spaghetti?
>>52963541
pozole
>>52963541
>thnking about something else than recalentado
I see you enjoy life in Mexico Steve, good.
How did you guys deal with the mean bullies at school?
>>52963535
I want some comfy Mexican food and have my qt Mexican waifu sit on my face while talking in dat fuckin accent
>>52963601
>mfw i was so hungry and desperate I'm already halfway through the pozole when you answered
>>52963727
I took karate classes and went daniel-san on their punk asses
>>52963727
>getting bullied
lmao i bet youre ugly
fucking nerd
>>52962359
>>52962424
>>52962569
Does anyone else live in a tiny shithole city? holy fuck I can't wait to leave here.
>>52963745
I used go have a lovely accent until i lost it after speaking with gringos on a daily basis
Put good use to it when i worked for your govt
>>52963877
the city Im going to college in is pretty shitty
its pretty big, but theres fuck all to do
>>52963877
>tfw I hit the sweet spot in city size
>not too big as to be filled with niggers and homeless people
>not too small as to not have anything to do or eat
Feels goodman
>>52963906
Freedom knows no bounds
>>52963727
>bullies
Sure I wasn't an alpha by any means or anything but i knew how to handle thos situations pretty ok.
>>52963768
>mfw second serving
>>52963877
When i travel around the country usually i can wait to come back to the comfyness and qtness of my city
>>52964026
Suck that dick son?
>>52964039
>can't
>>52964039
>American flag
Cucked
does /a/ always play Komm süsser Tod on new years?
>>52964050
Kek no. Ya just gotta be chill, not be nervous. Try to friend them, once you get to know them you may be able to help with their bullying problems. Thanks for the advice though, I'm sure it worked you wonders.
>>52964039
>mfw I see the American flag
>>52964128
That's an hotel though, they usually have few flags waving around
>>52964174
I don't remember hearing it last year
Then again moot stopped doing fun things towards the end
Marina~
hi mom
>>52964309
hey sexy
>>52964333
is dinner ready?
>>52964367
if you bring your tight ass downstairs it is
>make a new thread
>only 5 replies
Generals ruined /int/
>>52963727
Not being a gay nerd haha
>>52964309
>>52964333
>>52964367
O.o
>>52964231
who's moot?
>>52964450
moooooot ;_;
>>52963727
By actually being a bully
>>52964429
Brobably the topic sucks carnal
>>52964505
>>52964500
stefanie joosten?
>>52964429
Link?
>>52964505
>>52964572
He truly was the perfect little girl
>>52964505
>>52964572
moot was a cuck and this place has been better off since he left
>>52964584
yus
>>52964505
>>52964572
>>52964741
not-moot pls go
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kSVSbdmrT0U
>>52964833
>moots farewell was 20 years ago
Happy new year. Things went great with our plans. How were you all?
How do we save moots life? He hasn't been the same since he left.
>>52964876
Got pretty drunk. Could you post your feet?
>>52964955
We were all sober and just having cozy time. And no I shall not
>>52964921
>balding
>cuk
>fag
wew
>>52964955
>feetfags
>>>/tv/
i'm all outta love
>>52965657
whats wrong with her face
>>52965684
she is worked up
>>52965720
This looks like an interesting comic friend, what's its name?
>>52966052
Dead Dead Demon's Dededededestruction
god I just made the faggiest thread on /b/
>>52966459
god is not real
>>52966459
>2016
>still going on /b/
>>52966521
I had an idea for a shitpost. Had to do it.
>>52966459
I'm shitting on /tv/, though i'm already drunk and kind of feeling sleepy
>>52966459
>>52966514
>>52966521
what's wrong with me
>>52966589
shitposting on /tv/ is almost as fun as shitposting on /qa/
how do I go with my friends to a casino, not gamble, but not be a buzzkill
>>52966683
/b/ is full of fucking drones desu
>I will never ever drive or own a Mk.4 Supra
>I will never ever drive or own a genuine AE86
how am I supposed to deal with these North American feels, /cum/?
>>52966760
Working your ass off
>>52966710
Just be a bro. Make jokes and have fun
>>52966710
be black
>>52966760
import
for ten grand more
>>52966807
I dont think I can pull that off. Im quite white
>>52966760
>mfw I used to dream of owning those cars
>mfw I now dream of owning Amerigan cars
I used to be such an importfag, now I want a Corvette and such.
I'll always want a panda Trueno and Mark 4 Supra, though.
>>52966759
idk whats dumber me or the people who are responding
>>52966861
Probably you're trapped on a feedback loop ;^)
I know its cliche, but I'd enjoy owning a delorean
>>52966918
Nigga..do you seriously have one?
I heard they're awful but damn ...that's a sexy car
>>52966918
Its a pretty sexy thing to just own in your garage to look at but I hear they really do drive like absolute ass
Plus you'd have normalfag memes thrown at you every time you go outside with it
>>52966975
no, I want one
>>52966999
different tastes for different folks
maybe if I took ti for a test run first
>>52966918
I would like an old E Type, like Bond had
>>52966918
lel
I didn't wipe.
>>52967644
devilish
I'm SICK and TIRED of these sluts rejecting me
Girls of /cum/ please tell me how I can get a gf this year for sure
>>52967757
kill them all
i full on shit my pants during a shareholders meeting at work this week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJpkd2og0NY
>>52967790
Are you white? If yes then dont bother
I heard you guys like dedededede
Good taste
>>52967954
ebub
>>52968061
It's fun.
>>52962726
While I don't usually mind anime, I feel like it's a crutch that we use to pad out dead air or lack of an interesting conversation topic. We have entire threads around late-night that are just anime reaction faces.
>>52968205
well ya really ballsed that up
>>52968061
its top tier
>tfw haven't gotten my letter from Hogwarts yet
>>52962907
Nothing upsets me more than a quaint little Victorian-American town after becoming gentrified with large developments of modular homes and Starbucks and American Eagle shit. It's fucking disgusting.
>Tfw you ask someone if you can throw something away in their rubbish bin and start making fun of you and insult the queen
Fuck you int, I'm like a sponge
I accidentally told my rommate he had pretty eyes last night but I caught myself and said no homo. Am I in the clear?
>>52963358
>People voting for a personality instead of a party and their policies is retardation.
You mean like Trump? :^)
>>52968444
No right now he's pacing in his room freaking out wondering if you like him
going quail hunting tomorrow
how many times do you guys recycle your urine?
i will usually drink the same batch twice, depending on how hydrated i am
I'm really sleepy and it's only 8om
>>52968811
Thrice desu
>>52968798
people still do that? I thought it was just a thing bongs did when they were bored
>>52968798
>hunting quail
>not capturing them and breeding them for fighting
>>52968798
No survivors.
>>52968867
quails dont last long in cockfighting
t. professional
>putting beer in the salsa
How to ruin a dish 101
>>52968837
how dark is it at that point?
>>52968865
yeah loads of people hunt, we don't all live in a peoples republic
>>52968969
people hunt here too, you damn yokel
just because AR's are banned doesnt mean all rifles are
>how it shoot if it's plastic?
Ha. Women.
just got back from the circus, pretty good
>>52968798
neat, im going pheasant hunting tomorrow
>>52962907
Blech, too close to home.
Where are you
>>52969071
truly a hero
>>52967700
post mor lolis pls!
Not in old towne east
>>52969071
NUKE THE US
U
K
E
T
H
E
U
S
hateful eight is pretty good desu
Watching my dad pick up a fat up mexican chick
Fuck you Mexico, he won't even proceate with your fucking unworthy inceptioms
>>52969343
What is this?
>>52969410
well thats rude
I don't want no Citrus Fruit it makes my hair go funny
>>52969435
>>52969435
the best poster this general has ever seen
>>52969422
lolwut
>>52969435
The hero /cum/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now
>>52969496
>lmm
>not currently needed
top cuck
>>52962583
You come to traditional Mongolian detergent brewing board. And then you complain about traditional Mongolian detergent.
I have a better idea than wall. We build a nature bridge from Mexico straight to Canada. Trudeau will be at the end of the bridge ready to rim their assholes
Jolly good evening my North American comrades
>>52969734
autism
>>52969749
>India-canada association
>tfw will never be a cosmic castaway
>>52969734
Top of the hour, tovarisch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7-W02CNXPM
Would you, /cum/?
>>52969778
I shall excuse your rather brash demeanour and refute that utter gobbledygook henceforth
>>52969832
>you will never solarsurf through a canyon
>you will never go on adventures with your cyborg pirate friend
>>52969871
autism
its fucking cold m8s
>>52969987
what is it, 50 degrees down there?
brrrrrr, so cold
>>52970063
It's 75 degrees out right now
Feels summer man
>>52964876
>>52965023
Fuck off degenerate
>>52969867
Hello there my good Pennsylvanian chap. How do you fare on this rather wet eve?
I'm currently quite befuddled by the blooming josser in this thread so-named "ebun !Brit1/NO6Q". I should think one deserves his ears boxed for spouting such rubbish.
>>52969008
>AR's are banned
Rude.
>>52969410
Hah, Falklands.
>>52969422
>Watching my dad pick up a fat up mexican chick
How many reps did he do?
>>52969832
Love it.
>>52966710
Be drunk
>feel like a train hit me all day
This is why I don't drink and do drugs that much anymore. Not even worth it.
>>52970063
yea but im not ready for this type of weather
i only have 3 long sleeves
all of my jackets are basically just there to substitute sleeves, not actually keep me warm
and my single decent jacket has begun smelling like putrid neckbeard ass
and to top it all off my heater in my house has never worked because I've never needed it to.
>>52970157
Nice cap, nerd.
>>52962359
No.
>>52970212
so buy a goose down jacket
>>52970149
>>52970132
bad posts
>>52970207
>tfw got shitfaced and drove
SON OF A BITCH!
>>52970219
Thanks Senpai.
>>52970285
I have only good posts
I am pretty sure one of the girls on the adoreme.com commercial is Rebecca Black.
>>52970429
build the wall paco
>>52970386
then why did I say it was bad?
Boo
>>52970477
Mistake clearly
bit drunk lads
>>52970501
I think you are the mistaken one 2bh
>>52970149
Not too bad. Still reeling from new year's eve, but gonna slice up some gouda and heat up some tea, and get nice and toasty in my man-blanket. What's up with you?
>>52970636
>tfw no waifu WC for another 4 years
>>52970636
Can't tell if those are man-tits or girl-tits.
woo
Texas anons, have you ever had this?
it looks revolting and delicious all at the same time
>>52970370
There's some manly and dignified about the look of a G3. I can't put my finger on it but they're just sexy rifles.
>>52971262
I miss picnic face
Just found my 2004 George W Bush hat
>>52971262
takes me back
>brawndo
>schockolate
>rawberry
take me home, country roads, to the place, where i belong
>>52971388
WEST VIRGINIAAAAA
MOUNTAIN MOMMAAAAA
>>52970291
Driving drunk is fuck. But driving stoned when no one else is on the road is one of the coolest experiences you can ever have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oTL0ubMvk
This reads incredibly quickly.
Also currently braising my bottom round rump roast desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CvUbpB4XI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTksi_VXGCk
argie music desu
just pirated fallout 4 desu
>>52971766
absolute madman
>>52971505
you're a retard.
>>52971905
Not surprised, coming from a catholic.
Guts would you be a Jedi or Sith?
>>52972081
sith
>>52972081
One's no-fun-allowed quasi-buddhist bullshit, the other is basically the refuge of dorky edgelords.
>>52972183
So which one?
>>52972186
neither
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1531WIxwqY
>>52972451
bad post
https://youtu.be/ufGlBv8Z3NU
Who would you vote for?
>>52972451
>This video is not available
>>52972676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-u-bchAnW4
Its Argentina's fault
Hello
I think /wsr/ is the best board on 4chan
I've been enjoying helping people there a lot for the past since it started recently
>>52972849
yes
>>52972735
Good post
>>52972731
I guess you already know about Soda Stereo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjKbpiofA-g
>>52972886
thanks lad
>>52972905
Lol good trip lad
>>52972937
thank you
