Our university 1st time got exchange students from Brazil, 2 dudes. They are like 9+\10, I don't want even want to describe them, I know, they have huge penises, extremely manly and 10\10 bodies probably.
When someone introduced them to our girls, every fucking girl start smiling, etc.
Fucking hell, I know, these guy fucked hundreds of girls during these 4 month....
Feels cuck, to be honest. Why was I born as pidorashka? WHY? ;___;
just
>brazil in russia
Their soldiers died in Montecassino due to the lack of winter equipment. And that year the winter was mild.
Don't be sad, Alexej. Whenever you think about it, remember they ancestors died frozen. IN SOUTH ITALY
>>52961170
Big brazil cocks, dude.
>mfw I have actually fucked a russian
Do they like Brazilians? I'm thinking about going to the next world cup then, kek
>>52961263
>wanting to see your country blown the fuck out again
>wanting to be filmed crying like a little bitch again
don't do it
>>52961263
Russian girls are semen inbuator.
>>52960984
>>52961058
>>52961253
>another made-up topic by the RUSSIAN PEDO JEW
>>52961315
Took me a while to understand your post.
You see, I actually want to go because of russian girls. Whatever happen in the football field is just distraction. If we win, cool, if we don't, no big deal, we won it 5 times already.
BIG
BRAZILIAN
PENISES
>>52961480
In that case, go for it. I'm actually thinking of going too, my father said he wanted to watch some World Cup games with me.
>>52961480
Russian women like little boys, dude
I had sex with a russian girl once. She was a nymphomaniac and didn't let anybody fuck her with a condom because she didn't like the 'feeling' of it. Pretty fucked up but thanks god she was clean and had no STD
>>52961623
I am >>52961263
the russian I fucked was pretty paranoid about condoms, she wouldn't do it without one. Fine by me, as long as I can finish in her mouth or something like that. I don't like cummig inside of the rubber.
hey brazilians
you must try to fuck chechen girls
so much adrenaline
>>52961829
>>52961829
kek
>>52960984
>Feels cuck, to be honest.
>these guy fucked hundreds of girls
You would't get them laid anyway, to be honest, desu. Some of us are just destined to die a virgin. Nothing to do about it.
>>52962065
>Unironically not being Slav Masterrace
Fucking Finno-Urgic Mongolian rapebaby
>>52961998
> a duckface
Disgusting.
Reporting in for russian qts
Pic related me, a white aryan
>>52961623
>>52961740
No wonder you monkeys are rife with AIDS.
>>52960984
Are you the russky jew
>>52961998
Caucasus girl best girl
>>52961170
And we still killed every italian we saw with ease :^)
>>52962321
>>52960984
last semester I studied with a russian exhange student. She married a brazilian and they started living here. She needs to validate her dentistry certificate and for that she needs to take a few classes. I cucked my fellow countryman and it feels damn good. I kinda got revenge for you russianbro
>>52962360
That's not really an achievement...
>>52962501
Unless you are french
>>52962497
>marrying a br
disgusting desu
>>52960984
oy vey
>>52962640
>white women
not even once
>>52962640
Here is photo of one of them
>>52962270
lol, your country has more of an AIDS problem than mine
ameridumbs
>>52961170
>be br
>live in 40+ celsius summer
>go to the Alps fight in harsh conditions
>win every battle with ease
>take more than 25k prisoners with much less manpower
>>52962360
everyone*
The germans too.
>>52962640
>>52962694
Lol no, this man is clearly not Brazilian.
>>52962857
He is, you gay
>>52962906
tru russian
>>52962906
lol no. You lie Ivan. Brazilians recognize each others from afar. There's nothing Brazilian in him. All other branons will agree.
>>52963000
Can confirm, tho he could be some le hip hop retard from Rio
>>52963057
>hip hop retard from Rio
I'm from Rio, I've never seen anyone like this. The guy would stand out like a sore thumb here.
>>52962857
>>52962906
>>52963000
He could be Brazilian, his looks are completely normal for here. The way he dresses is weird but well, he chose Russia as an exchange destination, he is clearly not your typical guy.
>>52963111
Im from Rio too, and there are some people who could look like that desu, they are mostly middle class who wish they were american niggers, the worst kind
>>52960984
Brazilian men will impregnate all Russian women and Russia will be half-Brazilian by 2030.
>>52963160
>>52963179
Can I pass as brazilian girl? in the left
>>52963244
Yes, but right looks more br
>>52963160
>that shit beard and mustache
>wearing a fucking TERÇO around his neck (this alone would give up)
>that shit cap
>that retard atitude
The most I can give is him being a muh heritage Br from the States.
>>52963274
we are Jewish.
>>52963301
Yea and we are everything
>>52963327
Do you have big penis? :)
>>52962615
Russians are the lowest class of human beings on earth. Below Africans. Russian women are cheap sluts , a Nigerian prostitute is cleaner than the average Russian women.
>>52963301
None of the Jews I know, including my wife's entire family, can handle cold weather. How do you survive?
>>52963275
I agree that the way he shaves and dresses is foreign as fuck
>>52963557
Dunno, I hate hot weather, but cold westher (-30) is great for me. And I look like churka.
>>52963529
>come now, João
>you know you are of wantings this
>>52963638
>tfw no cute russian gf
p-pls be in Rio
>>52963638
Teach my wife, pls. We're moving to Vermont, and she complains whenever it's below freezing.
>>52963529
shut up fag
Russia is a huge country, with many cultures and appearances, you can't say they are all the same. Plus, Russian girls are bro-tier.
>>52963739
Communists are monocultural. They all squat, drink vodka and prostitute themselves in the streets of Rio. Spreading AIDS in Brazil like fire.
>>52962989
> i ambulatory to her
I just lost myself.
>>52960984
>>52963244
Both can, the right looks like my ex-gf. And I would be your bf if you want to. I'm a 8-9/10 according to /soc/ standards
>>52963406
It's part of your plan ?
>>52963244
would marry and convert to judaism/10
I would even learn russian
>>52960984
> Ok exchange student let's see where you get to go
> hmm
> how about Russia
> W-what ? What did I do, why ?
mean while
> Ok Alex let's see where we going to send you to spy
> hmm
> How about Brazil
> mmm Big Brazilian Butts
> Nice weather
> nice beaches
> sky blue sea
> yes pls
>>52963977
yes
>>52962857
He looks like standard pardo favelado
>>52964061
This is the best part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJAGjdZXgH0
>>52960984
>Russians in Brazil are seen as retarded drunks and prostitutes
>Brazilians in Russia are seen as sex Gods
Feels good.
>>52964259
Explain please
>>52964588
don't you have some classic drug dealer execution in your country?
barbaric
>>52964259
This was disturbing.
>>52964588
Criminals being criminals.
>>52964259
we have our own isis
>>52964259
>video is from november 2015
>even youtube has given up taking down Huehue execution videos
>>52964588
Don't listen to the other BRs.
The guy getting shot flirted with the girlfriend of a powerful local drug lord. So he got executed.
>>52964759
This is a lie desu
>>52962369
Moar pics of the asian, please
Do russian girls like sertanejo?
>>52964759
a friend of mine died because he fucked the sister-in-law of a powerful drug dealer
In the news reporting the crime, they never even mention the drug dealer.
>>52964810
Flirt with the girlfriend of a drug lord and see what happens.
>>52964926
Im not saying it cant happen, but i dont think its the case in this video
>>52964914
noticia da morte dele:
http://g1.globo.com/rs/rio-grande-do-sul/noticia/2015/07/fotografo-e-encontrado-morto-com-10-tiros-em-canoas-rs.html
o cara era muito brother, ele veio do Alagoas pra cá, a gente jogava futebol junto, ele tava sempre com sorriso no rosto
>>52962694
>Posts a Puerto Rican
>>52960984
My dream is to marry a Russian girl, she would teach me her culture, I would show her mine, teach her how to surf.
We would travel the world together.
>>52965674
>russian girls
>>52965804
don't be such a self-hater
>>52966049
Would Russian girls like sertanejo?
>>52966242
Russian girls are loyal and will go with you to anything you invite her, have great sense of humor and are the perfect gf material.
>>52966242
my mom is worry about me being outside but she is fine with me wanna go to Yakutsk wtf?
>>52966767
>english
>>52966767
Ur moms right, cuz Yakutsk is the safest place on earth.
>>52966821
å¹¹ä½ å¨˜,i am chinese
>>52966821
>>52966833
>>52966767
>>52966844
>>52966725
>>52966844
I want to visit Taiwan
do people speak english there? are there Brazilians?
>>52967020
What a cutie
>>52967047
Most people have high school degree so most people understands english (just not the old)
No, but i watched tropa de elite.
>>52961170
>>52961170
COBRAS FUMANTUS YOUR MEMORY LIVES
>>52967232
>No, but i watched tropa de elite.
You are half BR already
>>52967232
>tropa de elite.
kek, nice movie
Are you from Taiwan or mainland China? Why we don't have many chinese flags here, is 4chan prohibited in China?
>>52967339
I born in taiwan and live in taiwan.
>>52967158
>>52963244
I knew it was you Russian Jew. Next time dont use pics that can be reverse-searched.
>>52967575
>photoshopped shit
>>52967683
where do you see photoshop. retarded chink?
>>52967929
moar for me to believe this is real.
>>52966729
>got a semi when i opened this
think i have a fetish now
>>52968060
>no two-tonged russian gf to do drugs with me
>>52968097
This however is degenerate
>>52968152
>>52968113
More assian russians and less tongue splitting, please
>>52968285
>>52968097
i want to know is this the result of ill piecing or their tounge are born with that condition, i have friends who have six fingers so thats no big deal with me.
>>52968939
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_splitting
"Tongue bifurcation, splitting or forking, is a type of body modification in which the tongue is cut centrally from its tip to as far back as the underside base, forking the end. As of now, it is a common body alteration for body modification enthusiasts."
>>52964759
>The guy getting shot flirted with the girlfriend of a powerful local drug lord. So he got executed.
You say that like it's normal. Are you sure you're not Mexico?
>>52968392
Now we are talkin'!
>>52971130
>>52962640
thats nto a 10/10
he looks like a fucking faggot with that yolo shit
>>52963244
hmmmm
>>52972552
> 2ch-b.ru/
holy shit what is this? not like i want to open that link though.
>>52960984
the important question ofcourse is: were they black?