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how do I impress Spanish girls? (I am learning Spanish language)

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how do I impress Spanish girls? (I am learning Spanish language)
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>>52958858
She looks like muh sister. :D
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>approach grill

>AYO HOL AP GRILLA!
>*unzip dick*
>TU LIKE ESSA POLLA?
>*do helicopter dick*

success guaranteed. Spanish speakers are all whores, she can't resist your dick scent
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>>52958907
Post nudes of sister
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treat her like the queen she is
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Say "vale"
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>>52959017
If i had the pics i would. :)
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>>52958858

you need to speak with their faggy lith
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>>52958992
The universal secret to get any girl of any nationality in this world is having a big wallet/bank account full of money.
There's no other secret. Being fit and handsome sure helps but nothing like being famous/rich.
Also young girls(let's say 18yo) tend to be sluttier than the rest
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>>52958858
Go to Mexico, Latinas love white guys and girls that aren't European love brits so logically you should just impress them by being existant.
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More spanish qts pls
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>>52958858

>que culo rico tienes mamacita
>blast reggeaton
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>>52958858
The british man are the ugliest of europe so you gotta have money i think.
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>>52959205
won't they cut my head off for being a gringo
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>>52959377
Just bring a Kukri and and a safari sunhat like all civilized men do. And swing your blade toward all the savages that try to approach you. Shouldn't be hard for a honorable british like you. It's in your genes.
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>>52959083
well go take some
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>>52959205
>mexico
>attractive womans
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>>52959905
>argentina
>talking shit about México.

Wow i cant believe it.
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I don't know
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>>52959905
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>>52958858
"HOLA BURRITO TEQUILA GUACAMOLE ACAPULCO"
she won't resist you
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>>52958858
>(I am learning Spanish language)
Show us how well you speak it.
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>>52958858
>dos servesas por favor
>*puks over her*
>me gusta fiesta
>*snorts coke line*
>follame chica
>*tries to impress her wagging his arms in the air while dancing to the music*
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>>52958858
Work, go to Catholic church, give her many children.
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By having a job
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>>52964582
el burro sabe mas que tu

get rekt
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>>52965321
>el burro sabe mas que tu

You mean:
>El burro sabe más que tú
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>>52958858
Tell them that you have a job
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> esa muchacha me chupa mi pinga
Only Spanish i know
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>>52965635
all you need desu
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Yo respectan las mujeres

T. media española
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This thread remains me that time we told that erasmus girls that "estoy cachonda" was the typical regional greeting
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>>52965635
>White people speaking like sudacas
Triggers me to no end.
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>>52965829
> Implying i'd actually use that
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>>52965964
Considering the amount of Americans I've heard that talked with Mexican/Argentinian accents I wouldn't be surprised you too have a similar accent.
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>>52959905

>That cold stare which indefinitely reveals the Slavic depression all Russians are born with

Worst part (aside from the smoking) about Slavic girls tbqh mi familia.
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>>52958858
You don't need anything. Just for being a foreigner, in this case British, they will jump on your dick.
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>>52966046
>>52965829

we learn mexican/colombian spanish at school, it shouldnt be that surprising
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>>52966120
You do? standard?
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>>52966120
It's not a surprise, but it's jarring as hell. Imagine Spaniards talking like people from Bronx.
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>>52966265
Do Spanish people even try talking different languages to foreigners?
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>>52966250
yes, it's the easiest/clearest accent and the one that has relevance here. of course we'd learn that.
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>>52966250
Yea. Why would we learn Spanish from Spain?The average person from the US is probably never going to meet someone from Spain where as they are very likely to speak to a Mexican
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>>52966120
Nobody learns Spanish Spanish in the US anymore.
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>>52966338
The ones that can actually speak them, yes.
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>>52966265
i would probably kek really hard, maybe you should learn to speak english like that
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>>52966338
Even most of the Spaniards I've met traveling don't speak English.
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>>52966363
"No one uses the vosotros form, if you do use it you'll look like a pretentious twat"

I've also gotten some stares because I pronounce -dad like "-dath"
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>>52967760
>"No one uses the vosotros form, if you do use it you'll look like a pretentious twat"
Only retards would say that since "vosotros" is used in many countries.

>-dad like dath
You should get punched in the face for doing that on purpose.
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One word: money.
Well, I guess it works with girls from all over the world.
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>>52967907
It's "used" but I've never heard it used, including when I traveled abroad to Colombia where I was again told that only pretentious faggots use vosotros.
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>>52968114
Are you of South-American heritage? It seems rather weird that people from South-America would call an American "pretentious" for using a pronoun form.
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>>52959205
>girls that aren't European
Gee I wonder where Iberia is
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>>52968243
Latin americans never use vosotros, fucktard. It's not part of their vocabulary. They always use Ustedes.
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>>52968243
Nope, yuropoor ancestry.

>>52968342
Bahahahhahahah
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>>52958858

is there any point in falling in love with a girl when you know deep down she loves your money more than you? do rich guys stay satisfied in a relationship like that? seems the meme of an 80+ year old filthy rich dude marrying a 20 year old bimbo to suck his crusty wang til he dies is common, but is that guy actually happy/satisfied?
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Show her your EU credit card
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>>52968342
Thank God I have this leaf to tell me about how people speak my language in my ex-colonies.

It's not like I actually know it.

>>52968362
That's weird as hell. You have more than likely stumbled across people who don't even know "vosotros" is a thing in many countries.
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>>52968448
I was in Bogota.
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>>52958858
I had some spanish qts to post but i lost all the photos of my qts collection ...
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>>52966352
fuck off Mexicuck

Learn the original or nothing.
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>>52968405
well he's getting laid

maybe he gets enough love from his offsping, he just wants to fuck and at the same time he may need some care

it's like hiring a prostitute and nurse i think
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>>52968276
You said Spanish
Mexicans speak Spanish
I didn't not give you an answer

>>52959905
Mexicans can go either way with a small inbetween, some just tend to age poorly if their spouse doesn't watch what they eat.

For example one time when I was in Italy there was a well-off mexican family in the same group as me where on of the daughters was a shy qt but her sister was pretty ugly and nosy with her camera.
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>>52958858
Pay her debnts
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