>01/01/2016
>ISIS still not on full scale war
>still not drafted
>still not being sent to die in some empty desert
I just wanted war for Christmas. Turkey please do something, start a war with russia or go full ISIS and start an european war, I just want off this peace time
get off this peace without asking others to do it for you
pls we don't exist just to fulfill your violent fantasies
>>52956976
>start a war with russia
wtf!? choke on your maggot cheese monkey.
>>52957154
Please Ivan I know you want it.
Just steamroll everything already!!
>>52957215
Starting a war with turkshit is just ridiculous. They're just an american puppet anyway.
>>52957539
BUT PICTURE IT IN YOUR HEAD, IVAN! IT'S GOING TO BE GLORIOUS!!
>young men all thrown into infantry to fight the "enemy"
>one day you have a friend, the day after he's dead
>wimminz in arms means easy pussy to obtain
>comradship all over with your countrymen
>visit exotic places, see the world
>get rekt, eventually die or live long enough to see Russia extend it's borders past Paris
>nobody will say "that useless neckbeard of anon", but instead you'll be remembered as "the uncle that died in war"
>>52956976
Holy shit how can you be so stupid to wish to start any war. You're really retard who don't understand that war is not about fucken heroism, but about daily surviving, pain and death.
So go fuck youself moron
>>52958580
>he wouldn't like to die while he's running toward a fortified position
>he wouldn't like to risk his life on a daily basis
>he wouldn't like to live a true forging experience
stop this, Ivan. You're slav. Slavs are made to kill and loot. Don't deny you don't hear your internal beast screaming for blood and guts.
>dodge draft
>get to fuck other men's wives while they're throwing their lives away
sounds alright
>>52958883
Bait denied. Quality too low.
>>52959037
>dodge draft
>become the laughing stock of the town
It's sweet and divine
For the honoured man
To die for the fatherland
To die as soldier
>>52958883
>le I'm animal inside xDD
fuck off you pussy
>>52956976
>I just want off this peace time
>>52956976
>you will never storm a ISIS compound
>you will never come face to face with a ISIS child soldier
>you will never shoot him before he can raise his AK-47
>you will never look at his corpse in shock
>you will never live with the crippling guild
>you will never relive that moment every night in your nightmares
>you will never turn to alcohol to deal with it
feels bad man
>>52958883
Oh yeah you can go to the fucken sirya or ukrain and expirence all this shit by yourself, idiot. Hope you will get shot on the stomach and die in suffering.
Also:
>Ivan.
I'm not Ivan, you idiot
>You're slav
I'm not slav
>Slavs are made to kill and loot
Oh yeah so if say this then all Italians are mummy's boys and mafia
>>52959290
are you faggot or grill?
it's worldwide accepted fact slavs are wardogs
>>52959162
>bait
>implying
This is really how the world sees you, Ivan
>>52959217
I'm already the laughing stock of the town. And my country's full of leftists that would object to war. This can only bode well for me.
>>52959491
> extorted clay from native americans
> proudly calls himself "american"
> claims to be the world's advocate of "freedom" and "democracy"
> directly supports international terrorism and profits from destabilizing other countries
This is really how the world sees you, George.
>>52959358
>russian
>i'm not slav
wut
>i'm not Ivan
COMBO wut x2
>slavs aren't made to kill and loot
COMBO wut x3
>>52959733
lmao so shitter shattered
must be those cold winters freezing your brown ring solid:DDDDDDDDDDDD
Just join the kurds literally the only thing you need to do is to contact them on Facebook
>>52959527
>I'm already the laughing stock of the town
Are you sure you want to decliune your ONLY acceptable way out of this world?
Look at the bright side. If you're lucky, you'll go to some engineers brigade, just dig some shit up, do some heavy work, get back in town and pretend you actually fought.
If it goes not so good, you'll become a cripple, live off welfare, maybe impress a girl and tell her how you actually lost your limb in an heroic action, rather than say you kept the grenade in your hand for too long while thinking about My Little Pony.
If you die, eternal glory for you and your family.
>>52959733
>extorted clay from neighbouring countries
>genocided Germans, Poles, Ukrainians, Russians, Georgians and the list goes on
>claims to be a different country than Soviet Union, meanwhile president is KGB officer
>directly supports international terrorism and profits from destabilizing other countries, due to the fact the Syrian regime is being fed by Putin
>>52959798
So it's you who's shitter-shattered now, Ronald.
You know it's all true though, so you putting all the "blame" for everything onto Russia is just as fucking absurd.
>>52959931
Shut up and pls export more vine and spaghetti Giuliano.
>>52956976
>tfw just want world peace
>but my blood still boils for war
Is this what it means to be human?
>>52960046
>export more
No. Sanctions for you until war is signed!
>>52959931
> destabilizing other countries,
> due to the fact the Syrian regime
Lol you mad or soething? Assad is the only legit regime desu.
>>52960118
>dictatorial regime
>legit
>>52960235
> says the country that invented fascism
i like warmongering 4chan teenagers because there is a good chance they will be shot and killed
>>52960333
Fascism gave Italy so much you can't understand. Assad gave Syrians famines and poverty.
Much like Stalin.
>>52956976
what's stopping you from volunteering? you can already go to war in Iraq id you want, luigi
>>52960407
> this full on autism frenzy
pls don't proceed
>>52960625
Yes but it's not the same
>>52960744
>wants to go to war
>can go to war
>b-but it's not the same!
>>52960854
Joining a militia is shit. Plus I want to see the world burn in the flames of war, I don't want to fight for 4 moroccans throwing shit at each other fighting over which 9 yo to rape first
>>52960933
>Joining a militia is shit. Plus I want to see the world burn in the flames of
you can't see the world burn. retard. You can only see what's in front of you
>>52961098
Knowing Russia will steamroll Europe is a sweet last thought.
>>52961098
> arguing with a 16 yo shut-in autist hikikomori-wannabe on a hentai cartoon board
C'mon John, let's better have a couple beers and some burgers.
>>52961204
> Russia will steamroll Europe
But… It has no reason to do so.
>>52961204
Russia only want to retake some part of the eastern bloc, not Europe
>>52961271
Hello boris, My name is actually Mohamed and I don't drink
>>52961453
It isn't like it can do it anyway
>>52961785
Try and stop them with your unstoppable force made of 2 helicopters, one of which is owned by the president of Tunisia for his exclusiv euse only, and the other one can't be used because there's no money to buy petrol for it.
>>52958883
Haha you think its all glorious but it mostly rucking with 100 pounds in the hot as fuck desert, then getting some pot shots fired at you and then stepping on an IED that will leave you near retarded for the rest of your life. If you want you can join the legion to experience this.
>>52956976
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CswHis8T3FA
Enjoy coming back like this.
refreshingly sane thread /int/, bravo t b h
>>52960407
>Assad gave Syrians famines and poverty.
oh yeah, it would be better to syria if they became one more islamistic shithole like most of arabian countries
>>52960385
This
Let the retards go die, I'll stay right here
>>52961539
>My name is actually Mohamed and I don't drink
Aw shi… ok forget it.
>>52960077
Oh yes, this is a human feel Ameribro.
I feel the same, my rational mind wants world peace, but my neanderthal/primitive mind wants blood, guts and war.
>>52956976
pic related, go play cs go kiddo
