Here's-To-Another-Year-Of-Vocaroo-Threads edition
>Official Unofficial Rules
1. Post something in your language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)
The earliest concrete plan for a new world organization began under the aegis of the US State Department in 1939.[7] The text of the "Declaration by United Nations" was drafted by President Franklin Roosevelt, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, and Roosevelt aide Harry Hopkins, while meeting at the White House, 29 December 1941. It incorporated Soviet suggestions, but left no role for France. "Four Policemen" was coined to refer four major Allied countries, United States, United Kingdom, Soviet Union, and China, which was emerged in Declaration by United Nations.[8] Roosevelt first coined the term United Nations to describe the Allied countries.[b] "On New Year's Day 1942, President Roosevelt, Prime Minister Churchill, Maxim Litvinov, of the USSR, and T. V. Soong, of China, signed a short document which later came to be known as the United Nations Declaration and the next day the representatives of twenty-two other nations added their signatures."[9] The term United Nations was first officially used when 26 governments signed this Declaration. One major change from the Atlantic Charter was the addition of a provision for religious freedom, which Stalin approved after Roosevelt insisted.[10][11] By 1 March 1945, 21 additional states had signed.[12]
First bump of the year
>>52953883
>>52954486
Gotta bump again I think
>>52956670
First dead thread of the year.
>>52958813
>>52951560
arise from the dead
>>52959597
the senpai's all here.
>>52959817
record a voc so i can rate your escobar accent.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13rwodGPqp9
First voc recording of the year. It's an honor.
Nincsen sok választás. Azért nincsen, mert elkúrtuk. Nem kicsit, nagyon. Európában ilyen böszmeséget még ország nem csinált, mint amit mi csináltunk. Meg lehet magyarázni. Nyilvánvalóan végighazudtuk az utolsó másfél-két évet. Teljesen világos volt, hogy amit mondunk, az nem igaz.
>>52962173
You sound really american, there's just a little teeny tiny accent that pops up only every once in a while.
Only thing I have to point out, maybe the word "next", they way you said it sounded like you said "nezd".
>>52962173
Pretty much perfect.
>>52962375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NHVMm4O7OI
>>52962375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1867irsIiIv
>>52962375
You should give an example first bud.
>>52963030
7/10
>>52963078
6/10
just a tip: if the letter has a ' on it that means that letter must be pronounced a longer time
for example: választás could be roughly pronounced as vaalasztaash, and elkúrtuk as elkuurtuk
>>52963288
what example?
>>52963030
>>52963078
pretty good lads
>>52963375
>>52963399
>two mongarians
>they're multiplying
>>52963585
Make it three
>>52962375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gtfD710v8W
>>52963667
>>52963585
I take this as a compliment
>>52963778
>>52963695
>we will never have a cute prime minister who will fuck up my country
>>52963375
You pronouncing stuff. Otherwise it's hard to know how to pronounce it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LUFflbAfEg
>>52953883
ayyy
>>52965667
yyya
>>52962173
The honor is mine, friend. You voice is simply perfect.
>>52951560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zzH7GdTmNA
>>52962375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M11EwsxmPY
>>52965594
here is the original for reference: https://youtu.be/SQkl87o1JfE?t=250
>>52966024
>nigzen zok valashtaz. Aztert ninzen mert elkurtuk. Nem kixit, nagion. Europaban iljen boshmeseget meg orsag nem xinalt, mint amit mi xinaltunk. meg lehet mayaraz... maya... mayyaaa
>>52966053
Oh, that's cool.
Want to know what I did wrong though. Can I and the cannuck get a rating too?
>>52965594
>>52966281
7/10
would vote for
pierre, here's a song i think you might like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8
>>52966024
pretty much flawless. i understood you perfectly. there was only two things i would mention. first is that i would pronounce "country" literally like "cunt tree", and Roosevelt is like "Rose" instead of "Roos".
>>52966355
me too. me too. pls >>52963695
>>52966405
>pierre, here's a song i think you might like:
That's not too bad, I would listen to it for times to times but that's about it t b h
Thanks for sharing though !
>>52966262
DDD: Hungarian is hard as fuck man
>>52966457
already rated in >>52963891
I rate you LONDON/Budapest
literally no requests outside of OP's english and my őszödi speech ;_;
come on people
>>52966549
Foda-se caralho. Dá-lhe uma merda de pontos de dez entre dez seu filho da puta.
Some weird Portuguese:
O pula-pula pula pula-pula. Pula-pula, pula-pula pula pula-pula pula-pula?
>>52966024
cute af/10
>>52966625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AqM7iPRxkL
>>52966605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZOdhCSKQfV
>>52966625
wtf is this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18LF8nDkrtM
i love it
>>52966657
T-thanks s-senpai
>>52966764
hueahuehuae the best translation i can think of would be "The pogo stick jumps on a pogo stick. Pogo stick, do pogo sticks jump on pogo sticky pogo sticks?"
>>52966024
pretty good tbqh. Keep up the good work!
>>52966605
r8 meeeeeeeeeeee
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ets2uI7ndv
>>52966764
cant tell if qt, underage, or voice changer...
fingers crossed for qt.
>>52967068
If you're speaking with a portuguese accent i guess that's pretty good
If you're speaking with a brazilian accent i guess that's pretty bad
>>52966605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10IFuFVLGRb
its 2:30 AM and noone posting requests
time to go sleep
good night anons
>>52967167
All of the above desu
>>52967282
kek
How would I say this if I wanted to sound like I'm from the far south?
>>52967068
Lacks fluency. If it was fluent it'd be pretty damn good. 8.5/10?
>>52966743
>>52967367
6.39/10 Sounds kinda Spanish.
Night mate.
>>52967282
(de dez pontos)/10
>>52951560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gLJfTWl2wU
Here's my go at it. Sorry if I slur a bit, I had quite a few drinks.
>>52967414
>All of the above desu
post feet pls qt pls pls pls
>>52967686
no u
>>52967686
Always that one foot guy who scares off all the qts.
>>52967736
>>52967778
>Always that one foot guy who scares off all the qts.
wtf are you talking about?
just made this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XqPBFfFO1Y
>>52967439
>(de dez pontos)/10
What the fugg i didn't see that part
Can you read that with your tuga accent please? I'm curious
>>52967414
Girl i'm not from the south, but i tried imitating a gaúcho accent the best i could: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UmVKQo847H (se há algum gaúcho ouvindo isso, perdão)
Btw, i forgot to mention that when you read it, you pronounced the "de" veeeeery weird for a brazilian. http://vocaroo.com/i/s01uJGAGH7fM
Why do you want so much to sound from the south? Tbh you should first learn Portuguese with the "normal" accent for a gringo and then try to acquire a regional accent (if that's what you want)
>>52963695
Sounds like you're speaking Chinese
>>52968306
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UmVKQo847H
that sounds less different than I thought it would
>you pronounced the "de" veeeeery weird for a brazilian
Yeah, it seems to be very different compared to eu-pt
>>52968363
HOW. WHERE. WHAT PARTS.
HOWWW.
>>52968363
>>52968651
>HOW. WHERE. WHAT PARTS.
classic tongue twister in Japan:
tonari no kyaku wa yoku kaki kuu kyaku da
as fast as possible!
>>52968306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04hg2LpycE8
It's k. "Between 10 and 10 points", I am very smart as well.
>>52968363
>>52968651
For me it's your >Nincsen
>>52968715
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QmqZzvntZo
>>52968651
>that sounds less different than I thought it would
It's not so different from normal brazilian. People from the south sound like argentinians who learned Portuguese Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6dwiXHbJAo
>>52968715
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UV1LOutw2e
>>52968715
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LGWdwsWNIl
>>52968715
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gjR77rN5cz
>>52968791
lol
l love the last part
>>52968864
S-sugoi desu senpai....
sounds Japanese perfectly.
>>52968777
Does trips confirm stuff?
>For me it's your >Nincsen
What about it makes it sound chinese?
>>52969309
Jackpot trips. I'd tell you but I have to sleep. Good night.
>>52969342
Go sleep already then you silly. <3
i wont let you die, my precious little thread.
>>52951560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g0kCSeGXGi
>>52962375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uy5pugJpsW
bumping, gonna record in a couple of minutes
>>52977416
Bump, gonna post it too?
>>52978779
Guess that's a no.
>>52974225
8/10
you got the vowels pretty good
if you would say the text faster without hiccups it would be 9/11
>>52951560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IRbdRlsVer
>>52981828
Great! Were you going for a British accent?
>>52951560
English:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tIC5TW2WXc
>>52962375
Hungarian:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j5gisl3IcR
>>52966625
Weird Portuguese:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e5dDJYF26A
>>52968715
Japanese:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n369NqGc60
Afternoon gents, any German up to post a little ?
>>52983820
Fancy for some karaoke ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_miGclPFGs
>>52982218
A bit.
BTW, post some French.
>>52985622
Dans ce contexte politique et culturel favorable , et peut-être aussi, comme le suggère l'historien E. Le Roy-Ladurie dans son " Histoire du climat depuis l'An Mil ", grâce à un optimum climatique entre 950 et 1250 , les campagnes et l'ensemble du pays vont connaître un essor sans précédent, en s'ouvrant aux influences extérieures et en faisant sauter les verrous d'une société féodale close et fermée sur elle-même.
La population estimée à 8 ou 9 millions d'habitants vers l'an mil, soit à peine plus qu'à l'époque gallo-romaine, atteindra son maximum de 20 millions au milieu du XIII ème siècle, à la veille de la guerre de Cent Ans.
Some spanish:
PARA SER HONESTO FAMILIACHILE ES UN PAIS RATERO, CHILE ES UN PUEBLO HEREDERO DE UN MESTIZAJE MALIGNO, CON INCLINACIONES PARA LA TRAICION, LA PELEA SUCIA, LA GUERRA DESIGUAL, SEMBRAR LA ENEMISTAD, DEBIDO A QUE NACEN ARRINCONADOS EN UNA TIERRA ESTERIL QUE DIFICILMENTE LES BRINDA EL SUSTENTO A SU POBLACION, POR ESO, EL CHILENO BUSCA ROBAR A SUS VECINOS DESDE SU FUNDACIÓN, POR ESO EXISTE TANTO CHILENO RATERO, ADEMAS DE CHILENOS RACISTAS, YA QUE, ASI COMO POSEEN UNA TIERRA VERGONZOSAMENTE PEQUEÑA, TAMBIEN POSEEN PROFUNDOS COMPLEJOS DE INFERIORIDAD DEBIDO A QUE NO POSEEN UNA RAZA QUE LOS IDENTIFIQUE, Y BUSCARAN PARECERSE A SUS AMOS BLANCOS, ASI TODO CHILENOS SEA SOLO UN TRISTE MESTIZO DEL DESIERTO.....
>>52985811
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FiGPnUP8yP
>>52986074
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FiGPnUP8yP
That was very good. I think you pronounced "et peut-être" a bit too fast, because it wasn't very clear. Also a small mistake you made was that you forgot to do the liason at "un essor", the n should be pronounced at the begining of essor. It's not a big deal, but it just sounds more correct like that.
Also sorry for the numbers, I wasn't sure you would know them, but you got them all right, so good job !
>>52984978
Top kek, bit early for all that carry on but i'll think about it later
>>52985811
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02PowkHSfjs
Sorry for shitty quality
Requesting polish
>>52988790
It was more a joke than a real request kek, I just remembered this guy and saw your post at the same time. Though if you wanna sing it it can be hilarious !
>>52989079
Very good, just watch out the way you said "suggère", the first g sounds like a "g" and the second one like a "j". Also the t in et silent. No problem with your mic quality btw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XaLhiC5KdW
Southern things.
>>52989079
guten tag mein zauberer
>>52983820
Alright requesting something to read, any language
Some Scots-English:
Third time lucky. It wis like Sick Boy telt us: you’ve got tae know what it’s like tae try tae come off it before ye can actually dae it. You can only learn through failure, and what ye learn is the importance ay preparation. He could be right. Anywey, this time ah’ve prepared. A month’s rent in advance oan this big, bare room overlooking the Links. Too many bastards ken ma Montgomery Street address. Cash oan the nail! Partin wi that poppy wis the hardest bit. The easiest wis ma last shot, taken in ma left airm this morning. Ah needed something tae keep us gaun during this period ay intense preparation. Then ah wis off like a rocket roond the Kirkgate, whizzing through ma shopping list.
>>52992835
>>52993178
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kMkWhU5n9H
Looks funny, does it has to be pronounced like english ?
>>52993320
its written phonetically and it uses english pronunciation rules
>>52993178
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B4TgmkLXV6
>>52993463
>english pronunciation rules
is it supposed to sound something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c
>>52951560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rKpT2jjg3A
>>52994403
>glaswegians
no
>>52994403
Top kek.
>>52985811
R8 me /fr/iends
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DnocU0Jbm4
>>52997425
J'ai dis XVIII siècle kek
>>52997425
Pretty good, you pronounced a u like "ou", well you pronounced it as you would in spanish so it's not a big mistake, also you pronounced some silent letters, like t in the termination "ant".
But don't worry about it, it was still 100% understandable
pls do "mads mikkelsen" as if it was written in your native language.
>>52999241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mo4PLIWiyW
e-z mode
>>52999397
entschuldigen sie, gib kraut bte
>>52994652
>>52994194
No rates, lads?
>>53000258
i'll rate in a couple hours if no one else has. i'm about to run to get my oil changed and gonna swing by the store on the way home.
>>52999241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fYIougTDDd
>>52993178
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11y8iw9hAYc
Trainspotting is awesome
>>52985856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HUTw51sPr3
>>52985811
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wC33gObe8K
>>52982493
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e5dDJYF26A
Damn, you made that sound so dramatic and profound. 10/10
>>53000959
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wC33gObe8K
The t of cent is silent, apart from that it was perfect
Sju skönsjungande sjuksköterskor skötte sjuttiosju sjösjuka sjömän på skeppet "Shanghai".
>>53002036
Typical Swedish poster.
>>53003030
What you on bout m8?
>>53003973
When it's that time of the year when a Swede makes an appearance here, they usually post that and then never come back to rate.
So I am actually surprised you replied.
>>53004090
either that or it's the mega dyke edgy extreme canadian.
>>53004090
>>53004293
I'm THE Swede. Don't mix me with her or someone else.
>>53004711
ok ok sorry lad. Normally the poster with a swe flag is either >>53004293
or a timid spanish speaker.
> immigrant sjw dykes and moors posting under a swede flag with only one legit swede
Not shocked, tb h
>>53004293
The prettiest woman in the compound by a country mile was an American CPA official called Jodie.
[...]
Dale had been supervising a couple of young lads put the finishing touches to the sniper screens. Jodie flicked her hair and marched right up to him.
"What the hell do you bozos think you're doing?This is not an Army boot camp, you know.This is a peaceful office of the Government of Iraq. You've made us feel like we're living in Fort Knox."
"Sorry about that, we're just doing our job."
"You may think that's your job but the only reason we're being attacked is because you guys are here."
"I'm not sure that's really the case."
"Anyway what sort of image does this give to the local Iraqis? You've put us back at square one," she added as an afterthought. "You might as well be Saddam Hussein."
"Now you listen to me. The only reason we're here is to protect you and what you do in this place. And if we hadn't been here the last few days, there's a strong chance the OMS would have crept over the walls in the dead of night and chopped you and all your CPA buddies into little bits with kitchen knives, so go have your breakfast and let us do our fucking jobs".
We heard no more from Jodie about our renovations.
>>53005024
Say that to the few arabs posting under french
>>53005341
Why would people be anything other than the ethnicity they post under? :^)
>>53002036
Sorry
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZiLZxjUync
>>53005419
>>53005419
This. The flags are there for a reason.
>>53005419
:/
>>53005447
It's fine, atleast you tried.
>>53005506
Alhamdulilah, akhi.
>>53005617
Sacrebleu mon ami
>>53005666
>666
Pls gb2israel, Marion.
>>53005583
>>53002036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e1cd5fU6RM
Now post something else snälla.
>>53005583
Hmmm, why would you say such a thing I wonder.
>>53005870
The Czech Republic, in Central Europe, is known for its ornate castles, native beers and long history – from the Celtic and Germanic tribes of its founding to the Protestant Reformation and Communism. Prague, the capital, is home to a 9th-century castle, preserved medieval Old Town and statue-lined Charles Bridge. Český Krumlov is a living gallery of Renaissance-era buildings housing restaurants and shops.
>>53005981
>in Central Europe
>>53005981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xSaXZkwA12
Requesting Spanish
>>53006168
You sound like something from a cheap BBC documentary, lad.
>>53005981
At least it sounds like a doco
I fucking hope the Swede didn't make a run for it.
>>53006702
Couldn't hear what you were saying + sounded to Finnish
>>53006759
Classy generic response.
Caminante, son tus huellas
el camino y nada más;
Caminante, no hay camino,
se hace camino al andar.
Al andar se hace el camino,
y al volver la vista atrás
se ve la senda que nunca
se ha de volver a pisar.
Caminante no hay camino
sino estelas en la mar.
>>53006934
r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oubV5twdwL
>>53006228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CqtTDCCjhF
>>53005265
I really need to work on my american accents :DDD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yPcs3RkQZo
>>53007587
Why did your accent go from what I assume was Nordee to Liverpool?
>>53007655
Dale was a Brit :(
The roar at the end sounded like a cheap rant from a shitty anime, kek.
>>53007837
Make it clearer next time you sod.
I can do Brit.
is there poker tonight?
>>53008080
repeating digits.
I checked earlier, nobody been in there since Jew Years.
>>52994652
bonus points for saying "by the 1st of March" rather than "by one March".
9.5/10
>>52994194
6/10 scot accent, but don't ask me to explain how to make it more scottish.
>>52967518
3/10, not enough "yeehaw! hot diggity dog!"
>>52981828
I only noticed one word I'd pronounce different, which is "aide." I'd pronounce it like "aid" without the added "eh" after.
>>52982493
3/10, not enough "pip-pip cheerio ol' chap."
No but, I vaguely recognise your voice. Did you live in France for a while?
Here's one, if someone wants to do this:
Adolf Hitlerin isä Alois Hitler loi uransa Saksan ja Itävallan välisellä rajalla tullivirkailijana. Alois Hitler avioitui kolmesti, ensimmäistä kertaa Anna Glasl-Hörerin kanssa. Avioliitto oli lapseton ja erottuaan Annasta Alois nai talouden keittäjättären, Franziska Matzelsbergerin. Franziska synnytti Aloisille pojan Alois junior. Pian tämän jälkeen syntyi toinen lapsi, tytär Angela. Franziskan kuoltua 1883 tuberkuloosiin Alois avioitui piispan erikoisluvalla serkkunsa Klara Pölzlin kanssa, jonka kanssa hänellä oli ollut suhde vielä toisen vaimonsa eläessä.
I read OP's text
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vt4yY1TzcL
>>53008381
9.4/10, perfectly understandable. You pronounced "representative" with a long A instead of a short A like I'd do, but it's not a big deal. It does sound like you have a slight case of down syndrome, though.
>>53008381
You said "organization" in a very weird way, but otherwise it was fine, just work on the intonation.
>>53008290
>9.5/10
Pesky fucking 0.5.
>>53008511
Thanks mate
I think it's the combination of the mic and my cold. I'm mentally fine.
>>53008531
Yeah, I'm trying to work on the intonation without sounding like a retard trying to imitate a Brit
>>53008346
And here are some slang sentences:
>Jätä mulle kans pari baislarii.
>Koska sä aloit blaffaa?
>Mä budjaan nykysin Pian kans Hagiksessa.
>Kyl se böijaa, anna mennä vaan!
>Kandeisko meidän breggaa tohon nurkan pankkii?
>>53008381
You said "organization" in a very weird way, but otherwise it was fine, just work on the intonation.
>>53008511
>It does sound like you have a slight case of down syndrome, though.
Not a hint of irony...
>>52993178
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08geflP2I4u
Can't do it.
>>53008554
Don't worry, I only rate 10/10 if it makes me laugh out loud. 9.5 is pretty much the highest I will go. Sometimes I might do 9.6 if I'm feel generous.
>>53006934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZaGTcIzsXo
>>53007785
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CqtTDCCjhF
Was aiming for Leinster type accent, but it's all fookin righ by me la'
>>53008860
>I only rate 10/10 if it makes me laugh out loud
I think we need a standardized rating scale.
>>53008740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qw2IEyU5vf
poker is on, lads
http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
>>53008290
Nope never lived in France
>>53009902
Do you want to maybe? We could like, roomie together or something. We could maybe open a brothel or something. idk, just suggesting possibilities no homo.
bump - looking for eero edition
bump still looking.
Contributing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D6YbbHtm1I
>>53014582
You sound pretty American-tier.
>>53014943
American-tier good or American-tier bad?
