>>52946036
It's great if you like Cubans, homosexuals, the elderly, or elderly Cuban homosecuals.

>>52946036
do you like old Jews,spics and illegal israelis?

Miami is a godless wasteland.

>>52946036
it's just athens with more gay bars

>>52946036
Ameribros, pls nuke Florida.

>>52947240
ameribros please nuke south america

>>52947295
There is no reason to nuke South America ,while there are plenty of reasons to nuke Florida.

>>52946093
>>52946143
>>52946154
>>52947240
>all these faggots on /int/
Miami is not LA you dumb cunts. take the dick away from your face and actually think before you post

>>52947371
give me 5

I liked Miami when I played to Driver.

>>52947240
Hell no
Florida is way too much fun to get rid of

>>52947240
pls no, I live here

>>52947404
All of those do apply to Miami though.

>>52947421
-spics
-latinos
-cubans
-mexicans
-shitskins

>>52947572
>hurrrr durrrrr i'm a huge faggot
yeah fuck right off

>>52947579
>mexicans
>in florida
TOP FUCKING KEK you know nothing. we are immune to the plague of mexcrement

go bite a dick luis suarez you stupid nigger

>>52947512
You will always have Cali for the lulz m8
>>52947421
People in Miami have bad hygiene habits are usually not polite
Orlando sucks balls
Brazilian diaspora
Cuban diaspora
Boring rednecks
>>52947554
I will send halp before the nukes ;__;

>>52947733
Now that I think of, most country people I met were really nice 10/10. So
>violence
Miami is violent for a developed country standards

>>52947733
florida is more than just miami and orlando
those are tourist traps, most people avoid those places

>>52946036
Are you gay? If you're gay you will love Miami.

>>52947733
>bad hygiene habits
Are you stupid? We're the only americans that use bidets. Meanwhile in brazil you dig a hole in the centre of the village and people take turns shitting in it. That is the height of huemonkey ingenuity.

>>52947733
Cali isn't fun, it's just a big strip mall and some Hollister posters.
Florida has cocaine
Florida has guns
Florida has good beaches too
Florida has hot blonde bimbos that will let you sniff coke off their tits
Florida has a car scene
Florida has Disney World (way better than Disney Land in cali, been to both)
Florida isn't entirely full of snobby metrosexuals and rude soccer moms that don't want you to have fun
You can shoot alligators in Florida

>>52947927
Ayy, don't be mad. It's just my view as a tourist.
>B-B-But we use bidets
kek m8

>>52947781
Tell me where I should go next time then. By june I will be arriving in Miami for a month or so and I would like to expand my horizon.

>>52948090
Wrong quotation meant to >>52947785

>>52948083
>Florida has cocaine
I don't do drugs
>Florida has guns
I'm a pacifist
>Florida has good beaches too
Indeed
>Florida has hot blonde bimbos that will let you sniff coke off their tits
Sounds fun
>Florida has a car scene
?
>Florida has Disney World
Don't tell me about that place
>Florida isn't entirely full of snobby metrosexuals and rude soccer moms that don't want you to have fun
I had a better experience in LA as a tourist tho. People in Miami and Orlando were far more snob in my view.
>You can shoot alligators in Florida
I didn't enjoyed the meat that much.

>>52948090
>going to a place he knows nothing about (but rest assured, still hates)
>while hating his many fellow countrymen abroad
>while probably wearing a brazil national team neymar jersey and screaming at 200 decibels the whole time
Tell me how you are not part of the problem? Explain your reasoning.

>>52948222
if you are a tourist it's where i would send you

there is the everglades and the beaches and nasa, if you like nasa

florida is just a giant suburbia full of old people and working people, like any middle america state

>>52946036
Dexter Morgan lives there

>>52948083
Florida is a geriatric, mosquito infested, hot muggy swamp shithole full of drug zombies, morons and people who can't drive. I'd turn down a free vacation in Florida.

Even Stephen Fry drove through Miami and basically said "we can't stop here, this is fag country"

>>52948267
>going to a place he knows nothing about
I've done quite a bit of traveling in Florida mate. My grandpa owns an estate in Miami for vacations.
The place is quite big, I will never know everything. Where you live may be allright, bu don't blame me if I don't know.
>while hating his many fellow countrymen abroad
Brazilian diaspora is kanker
>while probably wearing a brazil national team neymar jersey
I do admit that I wore a Flamengo's jersey in Miami, but it was only one or two days.
>while probably wearing a brazil national team neymar jersey and screaming at 200 decibels the whole time
I'm a quiet person and I would even speak in english with my family sometimes so not to bother other people.

>>52948453
Calm down Hans
>>52948357
I know that Florida can be nice. I'm just picking on you guys :^)

>>52948459
he drove through south beach and that's about it

and the fat pederast probably realised how much of a miserable bastard he was at that point in time and had to go running back to the mcdonalds part of america to feel better about his deplorable character

>>52948453
>mosquitos, swamp
the swampy area is owned by the government. literally nobody lives there. it's illegal to do so.

if you want that, then go to louisiana or the deep south

>>52948573
one day we will be the best and the richest state of the union then all you foreigners will be silent

that'll be nice

>>52948633
Never going to happen
Just embrace your tropical insanity
t. Queenslander

>>52948633
I hope so, my family is planning some investments in Florida.

>>52948756
commiefornia finally ran out of water
we export water

it's happening bros

>>52948222
Pacifists can use guns. Just cause there's a gun doesn't mean you have to shoot living things