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How do I get a slav gf???
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How do I get a slav gf???
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>>52945957
Money
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mamba.ru

learn russian
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Money + knowledge of a slav language
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>>52945982
>>52946016

you don't even need money (except money to visit them)
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>tfw fucked a serb girl this night.
im might be on something lads
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>>52945957
learn slavic
reject western "values"
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Go to the Slovenian border with a crate of vodka. Place crate in the middle of the road and hide behind a bush. Wait until you hear a crows of people rushing towards you all at once. Then just snag one when everyone's busy squatting and dancing to hard bass.
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be taller then her on heels
make her laugh
be manly, be able to protect
also need to be smart in some way, you need to be at least smart enough to hold your own, have some sort of a job and dont live with your mom
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>>52945957
post your photo
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>>52946150
please be in london
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>>52945957
go to slavland
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>>52946150
BREST
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E
S
T
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>>52945957
How I got my slav ex:

be nice, be funny and be smart

So yeah, don't be an autistic idiot
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>>52946150
that's what every woman want, not only the slavic ones.
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>>52946347
why did you break up
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>>52946347
Because you are handsome guy
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Be muscular and outgoing. It's pretty much impossible to get a girlfriend if you're not outgoing. Shy and average guys usually stay single for life. I've given up any hope.

I love Slavic women though.
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>>52946098
how much did you paid her?
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>>52946441
>It's pretty much impossible to get a girlfriend if you're not outgoing

>in burgerland people is that superficial

disgusting.
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>>52945957
"нy чe, этo, пoшли гyлять?"
"я пивacикa вoзьмy"
"кaкoй блять cычeв? oн жe eбaнyтый"
"дa пoйдeм чe тeбe?"
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>>52946367
because I'm an asshole. Well, I'm trying to change so it won't happen again

>>52946430
I'm not so sure about that
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>>52946504
Have you ever been to Ufa? What do people think of it?
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>>52945957
Just come to Russia, and if you're at least 5/10 (your look I mean) you will get plenty of average slav girls. you don't even need money as netherland scum mentioned. but if you can buy her a drink in a pub it will be even easier for you to fuck a slut who is above average.

and being a foreigner here is a huge bonus for you
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you need this
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>>52945957
Do Ukranians count?
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>>52946538
post your photo
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>>52946565
i think usual capital of republic, ive been only in moscow, kirov, joshkar-ola and kazan
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>>52946150
>tfw 1.75m turbomanlet
Kill me
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or, forget everything he said >>52946150
and rbe rich and buy her stupid shit
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>>52946659
No sorry, won't post my photo on here

Gib new qt Russian gf
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y'all need to be more like this lad
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451092806977.webm
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>>52946538
>I'm trying to change

and you will fail on it, people never change its true nature
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>>52946504
double that
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>>52946619
oh fuck yes which city? St. Petersburg or Moscow? Russia's a big country you know... hehe so where do i go so i can score ya know?
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>>52947031
kek didn't know comedy existed in ice europe
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>>52947031
he's a qt
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>>52948077
slavs invented comedy, tragedy, and also mad max
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451401490630.webm
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It is so easy I guess
"Hello, my name is Bastian I am from Frankfurt, Germany". It is all.
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>>52946150
>be taller then her on heels
kek this
my ex broke up with me becuse i was 5cm shorter then her on heels
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>>52948462
you would get sentenced to several lifetimes in prison if you did this in the us today... but this is what the us used to be like. no wonder we have fallen we've lost our freedom.
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>>52948688
>t sentenced to several lifetimes in prison
bullshit you selfhating faggot
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>>52948688
when you dont have guns, you must improvise in order to obtain fun
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451086872693.webm
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>>52947031
Dude looked like her sobered up fast as fuck when realized he was about to give "her soul" as his answer but he was surrounded by whores
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>>52946150
>posts things that discount 99% of slavic men

now i'm starting to understand why there's so many of your women in the west
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>>52945957
1) be a westerner (the chances are even higher if you're italian, french or german)
2) be rich or at least not too poor

that's literally it
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>>52948751
you can get a ticket if you don't wear a helmet riding a bicycle

>>52948785
is this a normal neighborhood? looks dangerous
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>>52945957
Gib back Trst
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>>52947031
Damn...
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>>52946347
That's how I got my Jewish wife
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>>52948896
just harmless fun on a budget
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451056924433.webm
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>>52948890
Does it work if im Romanian but i can speak German?I can tell her im a business man and i make a fortune but the reality is i make not more than 700euros/month :(
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>>52945957
Be a non-Slav.
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>>52949026
>700euros/month
thats like 6 times more then average ukrianian salary
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>>52947031
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>>52949132
That's a big feel.
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>>52949026
maybe in ~100-200k cities
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>>52949026
>Does it work if im Romanian but i can speak German?
not really, Romania is not too far away from Ukraine both geographically and economically-wise
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>>52949162
UUUU
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>>52949162
UU
UU
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>>52945957
Just like you do it in your country.
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>>52949025
i always thought tarkovsky movies were exaggerated but that background looks just like Stalker
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>>52949123
What is a regular salary in Serbia?Last year me and some lads helped some poor Serbian-Romanian families from Serbia(helped them with wood for winter,coal,gave them money to buy proper doors and food for animals and some pre-paid cards to buy clothes and books for the children).Is Serbia that poor or only in some parts?
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throw a rock

slav qts will say "cyka blyat he has enough rock to throw away!"

you acquired slav gf
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>>52949273
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>>52949280
~300-400 euros,and yes serbia is poor,especialy banat,romania is like 15-20years ahead
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>>52948925
Prinesi črne luštnice prosm
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>>52945957

be black
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>>52949368
Not nice to hear that from a serb-bro.You and some bulgarians are only friends.I will help some more families next autum.
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>>52949280
ruling party members and successful sportsmen: 7 digits
engineers, doctors, scientists and such: 6 digits starting
hard working people + non technical school: barely employed, tho can achieve normal life
hard working people and no school: same as above, tho its a hard work, my dad is a car mechanic and in this class, that's why I am doing school

there's also criminal scum class that ends up dead or moves to sweden
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>>52949409
Take all you want.

Is it terrifying to think that the world's most famous Slovenian might just be this clown's wife?
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>>52949482
Hmmm,Romania and Hungary should create a company or something founded by European money and help poor people from Eastern Europe to find jobs and etc...Brat za brata,frate pentru frate :DDDD
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>>52949553
the world's most famous Slovenian is Slavoj Żiżek

or Tesla
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>>52949280
>>52949368

300-400 euros is too low... it is china or sea tier. how can you live there?
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>>52949553
>ameriCAN
>Aryan(blonde,white,blue eyes)
>Rich family
>Rich himself
>Probably a huge dick
>Charisma
If thats a clown,i want to be one too.Stay mad commie.
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>>52949641
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>>52949638
just like in china
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>>52949625
>Żiżek
i love him, hes a great standup comedian
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>>52949553
not really, seeing as how the most famous people in the world are probably Kim Kardashian or Justin Beiber and a good portion of americans think Kofi Annan is served in Starbucks
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>>52949409
>luštnice

ti si nepismen
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>>52949702
finally someone understands
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>>52949693

is bosnia poorer country than serbia?
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>>52949784
i love his jokes and anecdotes
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>>52949702
I loved that interview he did for some Croatian tv show when he started talking about his son's toys

nigga's probably the funniest slav around
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>>52949748
a zato ker je qt grill tok pravilna uporaba v angleščini a?

Ti si tečn, sam to je...
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>>52949838
I just cummed.
BTW i had a polish girlfriend.I used to buy her some cheap romanian chocolate and tell her is from switzerland .
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>>52949625
>Slavoj Żiżek
You'd think, right? No.
>>52949641
All of that applies to me, except the charisma. Also, I'm not a billionaire, but my whole family is comfortable.
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>>52949899
>BTW i had a polish girlfriend
how did you meet her ?
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>>52949882
>>52949748
Ne nepismen, samo neumen. Kdor ima rad črnuhinje, naj se spelje v Afriko.
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>>52948642
>believing her words of pity
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>>52949971
I had a job in Poland for like 1 year.The bookstore i worked for is kill now.Why don't polish ppl don't read books?Or you buy them from malls or online?In 1 year few people actually bought books.
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>>52949784

is zizek a popular guy in slovenia? he had 1years teaching at the university in seoul and it was good here i guess
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>>52950098
it's a well-established meme our society keeps perpetuating and is perfectly aware of

Poles don't read
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>>52950098
>Why don't polish ppl don't read books?Or you buy them from malls or online?In 1 year few people actually bought books.
ive got no idea, im quite the lit person myself. i guess most people slave away to much to have some quality free time to have hobbies like reading
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>>52950122
>>52950122
>52950122
cuz dem niggas can't read faM
the dumb polak stereotype didn't come from nowhere
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>>52948641
In America you could pull something similar:
>"hello my name is pjotr, I am from Rossiya, and you are much beautiful :^)"
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>>52950188
for (You)
>>52950098
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>>52950143
Well you should,get a hot chocolate milk,get comfy,put the snow thing on your tv,put classical music on and stay comfy and read.
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>>52950122
best philosopher
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>>52947031

Wisdom
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>>52946118
>learn slavic
How do you introduce yourself in slavic?
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>>52950186
>Watching shit tv shows at night instead of reading a book and working your brain
^don't tell me its not true,people do it here too.
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>>52950060
haha, se mi je zdel da si nek tak idijot ja


>>52950122
he's not really popular per se, he had a short period of notability when he ran for presidency in the 90s, other than that, he's known to people at his faculty and the same type of people that know him internationally
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>>52950325
Say:Am pula mare.Dumnezeu mă iubește.Am gagici și miros a boss.The first and the last step you need to become a slav.
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>>52950325
[unarticulate grumbling]
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>>52950325
cyka blyat [name], mid or feed [family name]
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>>52948862
nope
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>>52950329
>don't tell me its not true,people do it here too.
yeah tv is the new heroin for the masses, i havent own a tv in over 10 years
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Alright, I just jerked off to a Slav girl. This was my first fap of 2016.
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>>52950498
How do you watch History and learn about aliens and how blacks were kingz and shit???
>2016
>not getting your informations from History
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>>52950325
if you are a girl then like this
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451168635480.webm
100% guarantee to make all the boys wet
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>>52950506
Just drive over to slovenia lad, our grills aren't as prudish as italian grill are.
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>>52950630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-_oC_g5hYs
can you compete to russian qts?
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>>52950719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOzZGoOuB5w

>tfw Russians colonised mongoloid qts
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I'm genuinly interested to know whether I could go visit a slav country and get a gf who aren't ugly. Is it true that one can get them just by having a little bit of money?

I come from a family with a bit of old, and new money, but not so much that I'd deem my family particularly rich, yet it is a lot more than the average Norwegian family. Some of which I get to benefit from. Like a decent sized house without a mortgage, to mention the most important one.
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>>52950769
>Пeтyхoвa
kek
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>>52950719
I guess?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AvM_6dsiEA
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>>52950811
cio ten kocik takoj pitusznyj )
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>>52949882
>>52950060
Jaz sem samo nasprotoval tvoji uporabi takega grdega neologizma, rasist pa je oni drugi. Qt grill bi lahko komot prevedel kot lepotička.
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>>52950590
what the fuck man why is she gesturing like this towards me?
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>>52949417
slavs hate black people though
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>>52950800
getting a gf just because of your money is stupid
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>>52950867
slavs never interact with black people, how are we even supposed to hate them

besides Puszkin was black
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>>52950867
not really, blacks are seen as cool and modern here so it shouldn't be too difficult for a brotha to get laid here
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>>52950867
>slavs hate black people
>>52950909
>slavs never interact with black people

We have a black mayor and a black news anchor in Slovenia among others, so both your points are proven wrong.
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>>52950590
holyshit why am i rock hard?
i would bang the fuck out of her
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>>52950354
>>52950860
>
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>>52951012
złowenia tak
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>>52950860
>dobesedna besedna policija

vuev stari
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>>52951012
we have one in our parlament and hes conservative kek

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Godson
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>>52950897
Getting her interest is the part which I wonder whether my money would help. I'm pretty sure my personality is good. My problem is my looks, I'm skinny and I have low self esteem about my body. I haven't had a Norwegian gf since a few years after high school, and now it seems like most girls don't find it cute anymore that I'm more skinny than them. Of course, it's not like I'd want to be with a slav girl that didn't even like me for anything but my money, but in today's age it is unfortunately true (i think) that money will give you positive attention to start off from.
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>>52951012
this, I interact with both of them daily :^)
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>>52951012
so? we have a black president and i have had black friends and i still dislike blacks as a group
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>>52951106
>I'm skinny
that should not bet a problem, its all about confidence in yourself
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>>52951039
>tak instead of da/ja

This is almost as bad as Croats using 'no' as a connector
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>>52951106
>>52951223
also jeg elsker norge og laerer norsk ))))))
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>>52951273
we use "no" as an affective particle, similar to "że"
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>>52951223
Then my confidence is my problem. In any case, it has brought me nothing but bad luck with girls, as I don't even have the guts to fully try to hit on girls. And when you don't do that there, then good luck getting any. They don't generally come to you, you must come to them.
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>>52951209
Blacks are literally 10% of your country, but they're not native to Slovenia and come here as students, settling down for love, mostly. They wouldn't have been able to reach such comparatively high positions in our society if we were in fact racist.

>>52951129
There was a gorgeous black (technically mulatto, but black as coal) girl on my high school. I couldn't interact with her cause she was too cool for me :(
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>>52951362
yeah the female-male dynamic is a bitch if you are not outgoing
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>>52951106
>Of course, it's not like I'd want to be with a slav girl that didn't even like me for anything but my money
>unfortunately true (i think) that money will give you positive attention to start off from


And then people wonder why they can't find nice grills who aren't gold diggers
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>>52951459
Well, is it not true?
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>>52951430
Poljane? Lea?

Je bla sošolka v osnovni, kr luštna ja


>>52951493
if you're gonna flash your money around, you're only gonna attract gold diggers
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>>52951430
it's like gypsies

we have gypsies here but they arent noticed or bad at all, cause it's small groups

if you had 10% of blacks in your country you'd get nigger mentality and you wouldn't like them

aside from this, having a portion of your country being racist toward blacks doesn't mean that it is impossible for blacks to get important positions in your country.
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polish is best slav

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRwDNwEpKwc
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>>52951553
Poljane, ja, ampak že kar ene par generacij nazaj. Naredi to, kar je meni svoj čas spodletelo, anon. SPI S TISTO MULATKO!
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>>52951586
>it's like gyppos

no no mate, what you have in your country are ethnic gypsies, but not cultural gypsies and therein lies the problem
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>>52951553
I wouldn't flash it around, it would simply be apparent for anyone who got to know me after a while, and then perhaps it would work in my favour. I don't know, I haven't thought it through obviously.

In any case, what if you take away the money part, would slav girls be interested in a Norwegian, any more than she would be interested in anyone else? Or is it just as hard to get a slav girl as it is to get a girl back here in Norway?
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>>52951720
that was literally the comparison i was trying to make

you have ethnic blacks in your country, but not nignogs (cultural)
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dunno but you can get slav bf anytime:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtoM41TH7HM
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>>52950382
wrong on so many levels. kek
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>>52951840
>slav
t. tatar
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>>52951756
eh you're right, I wasn't paying enough attention, sorry

>>52951722
well, I dunno, I know about russian girls as much as you do.
Slovenes grills would find you a bit exotic, but only slightly, so it wouldn't give you any big advantage, apart from a 1 night stand.

>>52951710
mam že /lepotičko/, tko da mogoče kdaj pozneje v življenju :^)
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>>52951607
>polish is best slav
*sarmatian
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>>52951607
Damn, I could post exactly the same type of excerpt about a tall tale-telling old man in a 19th century setting in Slovenian, if the Slovenian internet weren't so backward.
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>>52951951
>Slovenes grills would find you a bit exotic, but only slightly, so it wouldn't give you any big advantage, apart from a 1 night stand.
Well, Slovenian girls sounds good to me, and perhaps a one night stand is a foot inside the door and a good start toward a relationship. Don't you think?
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>>52946051
then it's no sense to her meet him
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>>52952135
>a one night stand is a foot inside the door and a good start toward a relationship

wew lad
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>>52945957
Be white and ready to convert. But tbgh, I'd always pick a slav guys, it's a mentality thing.
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>>52952223
Lol, shut up. Don't you see I'm desperate for a relationship with a nice girl? :P
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>>52952274
>I'd always pick a slav
potato nose is best
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>>52952305
honestly, if you're so desperate, might as well get a gold digger, just to get some experience and so on
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>>52952441
Didn't got that, buddy
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even gypsy women are better then slavs desu, much better personalities
t. mehmet
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>>52952581
*get
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>>52952600
>t. mehmet
pomak
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>>52952536
Maybe. Is that easy in Slovenia?
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>>52952687
I guess so

related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJfUYTfdoR4
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>>52948642
if I'm 178 will I ever get a Serb gf?
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>>52952581
slavs tend to have a particular type of nose that we and ruskis call a "potato nose", not sure how common it is in serbia tho
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>>52952857
>178
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>>52952860
its cuz you have lots of kike and asian blood in you
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>>52952857
I always forget non-Slavs are manlets.
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>>52953027
tatar please
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>>52952923
T.Biedak
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>>52952305
>one night stand
>nice girl
Lad
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>>52952860
We have big nosed people, but don't call them that way :) Anyway, big noses can look masculine on guys. Not always,but sometimes. I don't mind them.
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>>52952860
>tfw potato nose

when it's cold it gets red as shit and I look like a drunkard
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>>52953052
I'm Slovak though
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>>52953111
ma on misli na pljosnate noseve, ima i kod nas gomila takvih
ne veliki, nekako pljosnati mali i okrugli inace normalne velicine
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>>52953059
you east slavs look like pale chinks, you look like pigs
skivai taq zurla
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>>52953111
its not about how big it is but its about the tip of it

>>52953131
iktf
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>>52953099
Why do you hate muslims if you share their opinions on what's haram?
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>>52953223
T. Nos ekspert

Jebiga sad, nisam zagledala toliko noseve
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>>52953111
niggers have the best noses you can pic your nose with such ease, so jelly
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>>52953284
>be tatar
>get culturally kuked by slavs
cant make this shit up ))))))))))))
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Why does it happen to me ? I don't even watch these videos 2bh
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>>52953354
>be thracian
>cuck both slavs and tatars
pretty much masterrace tbqh family
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>>52953326
BEOGRAD
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>>52953502
mnogo li si zagorial?
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>>52953501
Is that definite? You guys are Thracian or whatever? Because you rarely agree on what you are.
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>Polish: kocham sie = I love you
>Slovene: kuham se = I am being cooked

Coincidence? I think not!
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>>52945957
>according to this board these two aren't white
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>>52953676
kuchnia is either cuisine as a thing or kitchen as a room

kuchcić - verb
kuchenny - adjective
kucharz - somebody who kuchci
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>>52953603
we have many identities to chose from, and that we do
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>>52953294
Who said I hate Muslims? And there's nothing wrong with a one-night stand. I just wouldn't recommend looking for relationships there.
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>>52953874
I know, it's rude people only bring out the gypsy one.
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>>52953577
trd sm k svina
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>>52950325

priviet
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>>52954086
???
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>>52953945
But 90% of all Norwegian girls had ONS at some point, and I'm pretty sure 98% of all Norwegian girls have relationships too.

And ONS is how many people get into relationships in the first place here in Norway.
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>>52954086
Wut
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>>52953958
whole klans of them are leaving for western europe
also i have heard about them trying to enlarge their dicks with liquid paraffin so they might knock blacks from the sexual market as the new mandingos
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>>52954277
>>52954313
>2016
>not knowing the ebing Western European 'all Slavs are Russians' meme
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I attract them mostly by having a slavic surname, but not looking slavic.
I keep them around by having decent moral character and traditional values.
>Im 25 and pretty honest about wanting a family with my Russian g/f. Her parents want us to get married already.... I'm a bit nervous though.

Being an American mutt isn't all bad.
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>>52954503
theres no such thing as a ''slavic'' look
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>>52954503
What kind of mutt?
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>>52954589
But then again, how would you know?
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>>52954589
Thats code for: I don't have a potato nose or rounded face.
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>>52946186
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
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>>52954666
[] not rekt
[x] rekt
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>>52945957
you just need some money, and not a lot, you just need to live by your own in a not slavshit country.
they will suck your dick and marry you just to leave the commie blocks shit hole they are from.

just buy a ticket to Russia, Ukraine or Belorussia. If you look like a foreigner it will be extreemly easy to meet girls there.
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>>52954286
>But 90% of all Norwegian girls had ONS at some point, and I'm pretty sure 98% of all Norwegian girls have relationships too.
And? You don't have a relationship with the same person you had the ons with.
>And ONS is how many people get into relationships in the first place here in Norway.
Maybe so, but you should know that this is not the case in many other cultures.
Your playmate is typically not the one you make your wife. Well, not if you want a ltr, that is.
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>>52954666
well for example: you serbs are quite brown but i still consider you slavs
>>52954742
me neither to bad im 167cm
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>>52954610
Normal American kind, I suppose.

Slovakian/Scottish/German
I don't really look like anything except "white"
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>>52945957
Stay away from our girls, guido.
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>>52948785
How do they do that?
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>playing online game
>help out a french girl
>she says 'merci Anon' on teamspeak and giggles
I don't know why but I'm melting inside and feel so happy now
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>>52954909
>too bad im 167cm
don't be defeated because of that. You'll be surprised at the opportunities that will open up for you as long as you keep developing yourself and stay in relatively good shape.

It also helps to not be a degenerate. But I guess it depends on what kind of future you see for yourself.
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>>52952135
To get a Slovenian gf easily you just need to be Serbian or Croatian
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>>52955106
You mean bosnian
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>>52955106
bosnian*
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>>52953052
The sample size for the Serbia and Montenegro measurements were 100-300 people, all from the same university. It's not a representative of the whole population, or even the people of that age, because higher educated people are taller than average.

You're not tall.
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>>52955077
don't get me wrong i am not a virgin or something, been single for a while now but had agf for over two years. she was fat but had a cute face, would be real stunner if she could drop the weight
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>>52950719
ez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9WgR_N4h4
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>>52955174
>>52955184
*Trump
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>>52955305
those are often great girls man. (as long as they aren't obese BBWs)
They are gold but no one sees it because of the extra padding they've packed on.

The lack of attention has given them a humbling reality check so they aren't conceited bitches like the girls everyone chases after.

If you like working out, its a great time to suggest co-ed work outs. Naturally she'll just run on a treadmill or something while you lift weights. It still helps to motivate them and maybe motivate yourself as well.
But it depends entirely on the people involved how good the results of that will be.
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>>52953153
>us flag
kek, no you are not

unless you live there, work there, speak language, take part in local life and culture, and arent mixed at all, you are usayan in the eyes of actual [insert muh heritage here]

>>52953413
google algorithm can smell your loneliness
[spoiler]you probably google a lot of anime or mlp or some cringy shit like that[/spoiler]
I know spoilers dont work..
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>>52955227
t. serbian demographic expert
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>>52954802
Post photo
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>>52955658
That picture is inaccurate. All domesticated dogs are, by definition, 100% wolf.
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>>52955658
>you probably google a lot of anime or mlp or some cringy shit like that

i hate anime 2bh
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>>52955779
>he isnt a serbian demographic expert
Its like you dont want 17 digits starting. Its the most employable thing to be in 2016.
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>>52946472
Wait wait wait, you're telling me that there exist places in the world where you don't have to either fit a very specific niche or be a confident extrovert to get a gf? I refuse to believe that such societies exist.
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>>52946713

are you the king of chile?
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>>52946504
sounds like an irl phone talk. i overhear such things on a daily basis.
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>>52948032
Chebarkul'
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>>52953052
Though it bugs me we had this almost 10 years ago...could swear the average has risen since then...
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>>52955658
Jebem ti mater u picku ti siptar
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>>52945957
Just be yourself with a lot of money.
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>>52957275
Muricans are so qt when they pretend to know other languages
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Forget the Slavs. How do I get a Chinese gf to poke my conqueror spear in? Is Macau still an option?
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>>52957565
go to Indonesia, they have a sizeable chinese minority and a culture of worshipping white cock
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>>52957565
have you tried going to asia?
Hell, have you tried a Chinese dating website?

I'd say Chinese girls are pretty easy to get.
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>>52957762
That's what I want, that girl would be the perfect concubine.

>>52957873
I haven't tried anything and I'm out of ideas. But they're so damn cute I might start soon.
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>>52956710
They are all not representive for the general population. Well done
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>Go to via Zara
>find Albanese mom
>she'll be your gf for the night, for just 20€

;^)
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>>52958084
>albanese
>slav

typical irish...
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>>52958133
They all foreigners.

Just give me one difference from Albanian and Slav

>both thugs
>both babble unhearthly language
>both mudslim/orthodox/protestant/other heathen religion
>both foreigners
>both evil
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But anon aren't slavs non white and should be exterminated? Surely you aren't a zoophile?
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>>52951106
You seem kind of naïve m8 . you're only going to attract yourself a gold digger
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>>52958219
oi oi m8, say what you want, but slavspeak isn't unhearthly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HdyPS29aQQ
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>>52958416
it's evil tho
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>>52957387
>>52958029
How the fuck is it not? Because you dont like the facts? Because you said so, herr Jamal?
Ayy lmoa, scatcucks on life support.
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https://youtu.be/ozYao1Mju7A
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