"Fag yuo have some Giraffas instead"

"Fug 'merigans :DDDD"

http://www.giraffas.com.br/

Direct them to the nearest mcdonalds, I guess
Seems like a good containment zone

I'd tell them to go try Hesburger instead. It has superior burgers.

HAHAHAHA, why do you want eat rotten chicken nugget from China? HAHAHA you literally DAMERICA hahaha. I can guide you at cheap Japanese ramen restaurant use "made in Japan" foodstuffs.

>>52942967
quiet, jesus. What was it ?

>implying I talk to strangers
I got better shit to do

>It's right there
>point in any direction

sorry i have to go

>>52943993
where are you goin?

>>52944056
He is going sucking my dick

I'd tell them I don't understand their language

>>52944155
Oh don't worry, I parlay the fransay!

OO-EY LEY MCDONALD'S? SEEL VOO PLAY

>>52944204
Oooee eee ah ah ah walala bang bang

I would just recommend them local food of what ever country I currently am. I would also tell where McDonald's is if they are super gaijin (filthy forgein that don't really care about where they are) normies.

Why not point them to the nearest mcdonalds? Pretty sure every country with an airport has a mcdonalds.

sorry i don'ta speaka da english

This actually happened to me in Paris. They weren't fat at all though, it was a couple and the lady was a qt.

>>52944098

xaxaxa))

>>52944652
Did it end like a typical french movie? Just some free love and hairy pussy?

>>52942967
I'd help them. Why not if peope are asking me?

I know it sounds bad but I was in china for a few months for work. and when I found out there was a mcdonalds within a 20 minute drive I was literally going 3 times a week because the quality of all the food in china was shit anyways.