>be australian
>decide to take a shit
>lift up toilet lid
>shit ton of spiders crawl out of it
>"She'll be roight, I'll just hold it in"
>decide to go to work
>open door
>notice a pack of emus loitering outside your house
>"She'll be roight, I'll just call in sick"
>decide to buy a new game on Steam
>everything costs a fortune
>"She'll be roight, I'll just pirate it"
>internet cap gets reach half-way through the download
>"She'll be roight, I'll just browse /int/"
>start to make my daily HDI thread
>die of heat stroke
australians will avoid this thread
delet this
>be British
>???
fantastic thread
>>52941679
>be singaporean
>get shot by firing squad for smoking weed
>>52940881
>be british
>wake up
>cook bacon and eggs
>get beheaded by your wife's bull because you forgot bacon was haram
>>52940881
paradise t͏bh
>>52942126
no bullying
poms setting the bar high early this year
>>52942126
>implying my wife and her bull don't live in a separate house
why else would i buy a house for them? they can't smell what i'm cooking or hear me playing music.
>>52940881
Australians on suicide watch
>>52942165
nigger pls
>try to ""banter"" about aussie internet
>get literally jewed harder than aussies by comcast
>>52942305
t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwMY5MHMElk
>>52942396
HOL UP
is there a full Alberto Barbosa song or only 18 seconds?
>>52942453
Don't think there is to be honest familio Barbosa
>>52940881
Australians on internet provider watch
>>52942499
shame, I really want a A.Barbosa song tbqh
>be Australian
>decide to browse on /hr/
>get baned from 4chan
>get baned from internet by the local didgeridoo ISP
>get sued by the governement to have slowed all Australia """" Internet""""
>get jailed in the middle of nowhere like my great great great grandfather
>die eaten by some giant kangaroo spider
Holy shit FUCK OFF already
Fuck
>>52942637
u mad bro?
>>52942809
Shut the fuck up
>>52942636
>be french
>power up pc
>everything's in arabic
>walk into your wife's room and ask your resident refugee to translate
>he pulls his BBC out of your wife's ass and comes over
>open up aisha explorer
>pull up porn site
>get shot by refugee because non-pedo porn is haram
>police arrives and surrenders to refugee
>>52942637
cmon mate harden up
>>52942887
y u mad tho
>>52940881
good bants lad
>>52942637
Calm down, they're just jokes
>>52942637
It's just banter m8
