Both Slovakia and Czechia were created on this day 23 years ago. Happy birthday czechbros!
>celebrating a divorce
but Czechia is here since 9th century
Slovakia is Hungarian clay.
>>52938674
>making a thread for this
Is Slovakia the most irrelevant country in Europe? I bet most people outside Europe don't even know it exists.
>>52940411
There exist microstates like Luxembourg and Malta.
>>52940411
Most people inside Europe don't know it exists
It's not a bad country for post-commie standards desu
>created
>no theory of evolution
>>52940488
Slovakia is a poorman's Slovenia. Though it has a brighter future I guess.
>>52940595
I wasn't sayng it's the best
Slovenia is still richer
And on that day hockey would never be the same
Slovaks are West Slavic, related to Poles and Czech.
Slovenians are South Slavic, related to other Yugoslavs and Bulgarians.
>>52940740
well done, Australia
A+ from geography
I can understand Czechia. They cut themselves from that Gypsy infested region they now call Slovakia. That's basically what Moldova did in regards to Romania.
Happy birthday to white Czechia.
>>52940740
Funny, because we call Slovenes vends
>>52940915
It was the other way Slovak nationalists caused the break-up
Majorities in both countries were against it
In the hindsight, it was for the best of both countries
Wasn't Slovakia part of Hungary for 1000 of years?
>>52941021
or was it?
>>52941055
It was
We've economically caught up with Czechia, whereas in the common state we've had only 60% of their GDP per capita
And the Czechs don't have to complain we are a money drain
>>52941022
Slovakia first of all started existing in 1918, therefore it couldn't have been a part of Hungary as it didn't exist in the first place.
>>52941115
Of course, we both paid the price in diminished relevance and lost a part of our identity
Prague was definitely superior capital compared to Bratislava
Slovakia seems cozy. I also think it has the most visually pleasing borders
russia desu
2016
people still posting shits about slovakia. sometimes i feel like we are the only reasonable nation here.
>>52941338
Well, they're kind of right
We're not bad at all, but pretty unremarkable
Belgium of the Eastern Bloc
>>52941338
They hate us coz they ain't us
>>52941488
still have more reasons to be considered sovereign state than few other countries.
>>52941561
I am you
>>52941561
>they anus
>>52941578
Yes, but how should they know it, when we have no brand abroad?
I like it this way, even though most people mistake our flag for Serbian, Slovenian or Russian
>>52941666
czeched
>>52941132
Great Moravia was a Slovak state
I want to hug every Slovak
>>52942179
delet this
>>52942179
it was both, czech and slovak
who /slovakboo/ here?
>>52942179
Nobody knows exactly who and how ruled Great Moravia, but anyway, how exactly is it connected with Slovakia and Hungary? Great Moravia ended way before foundation of Hungary or even Slovakia.
Well akchyually the two republics have existed for like forty years before that already.
>>52942179
WE WUZ DUKES
>mfw the first Slovak state was a nazi puppet state
>>52942584
Great Moravia wasn't a nazi puppet state
>>52942683
>Great Moravia
>Zlovak
Polan don't be silly and stop listenning to Zlovak propaganda. GM was created after Moravian chief defeated and conquered Pribináček. There is nothing Slovak about it except for the conquered areas.
>>52942787
our "propaganda" vs yours
>>52942443
Great Moravia fell because of Hungary
>>52938674
When I was a kid, the word Czechoslovakia was synonymous with extreme poverty.
>>52942586
hello comrade
Why is Slovakia one of the only countries in Europe with any decency or common sense left?
>>52942964
>>52942964
It was never Africa tier like your country though
>>52943138
Good times
(Early 1900s)
>>52942964
It was second richest country in the Eastern Bloc after East Germany
>>52942872
>zlovaks being cool rulin' central urop and shit
>then disappearing never to be heard about for almost a millenium
????????????????
>>52944519
bathroom break
>>52938674
happy birthday V2
>>52942872
WE WUZ MOJMÍROVCI
Don't you guys want to work for AV ČR? Apparently you have much better knowledge about Great Moravia than any other known evidence.
>>52938674
Who cares, they are both arrogant selfish assholes with shit tier culture.
Yes I have a Czech flag, no I am not an actual Czech
>>52946429
"Great" Moravia was just a meme desu senpai
>>52938674
fine, can we have an empire now please?
>>52940915
>poorest cunt in the entirety of Yurop
>HDI is lower than Botswana
>imblying that splitting from Romania was a good idea because muh white genes
lmao
>>52946629
You're a Russian, we now.
>>52949183
No I am not
>>52949918
What are you?
>>52950258
I am a Bulgarian. No I am not brown. The country is shit but at least the people aren't complete assholes.
>>52940915
>Moldova
My condolences, giv 2 qts and I'll give you a tenner m8
>>52942964
And to think they were one of the richest and most industrialized part of KuK. Thanks, communism!
>>52942964
Still beat you in hockey though :^)
>>52940297
Both are Hungarian clay
