Why are Australians so feral?
>>52935690
*starts rubbing your crotch*
hmm...you like?
*pants*
>>52935690
years of being stuck in a real life containment board gets to you i suppose
brain figuratively fried from climate and boredom brought from fascist 'no fun allowed' nanny state and inflated benefits.
>>52935718
trip on rc
>>52935690
forgot the proxy la
>>52935741
hamas pls
>>52935780
NO GOON IN THE PAAAAHK CUNT
t. aussie cop
>>52935709
haha nice give him the business mate i'll be over here keeping an eye on youse
>>52935835
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>52935852
What the FUCK did you just call me?
>>52935882
>>52935852
here we have two australious barbarouses fighting for supremacy
one side is clearly winning, can you guess which?
>>52935919
*starts licking your shaft*
>>52935919
heyyyyy Xx ^u^
how r u?
>>52935919
haha... um thanks sweetheart :)
How do I pull myself a sexy Australian with a nice feminine cock/
you mean fecal
>>52936029
You'll have to disguise yourself, we don't like Amerismellys
>>52936029
Give us a ring x
>>52936029
NOT ANOTHER YUCKY UGLY
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...P
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>>52936047
>"I'm Canadian"
Disguise completed
>be in gold coast hostel
>some blonde aussie slut there for some reason
>ask her to marry me for visa
>she says yes
>we already start discussing our kids
>we dance all night
>she disappears and I never see her again
why are aussie women such heartbreakers and dream crushers?
>>52935994
>>52935936
>>52936020
neither of these are correct
the winner is the oceanic neighbours which laugh at their entertainment brought by the british
who /boipucci/ here?
>>52936078
Did she give you kissies??
>>52936095
i'm trying but its not working out so well
>>52936078
I've actually had this happen to me before
>ask girl to come dance
>"ehhe yeah sure anon, just gonna get another drink! Wait her :)"
>never see her again
>>52936125
Damn bro, that's rough.
You should run over her dog.
>>52936125
>>52936078
could be worse, she might just do what you want and divorce you with your wallet in tow
>>52936125
yeah this is exactly the same to being fucked out of a lifetime of neetbux and/or $20 minimum wage
ree
>>52936277
>ree
It's like you're not even trying
No idea
I went out for New Years and I was actually disgusted 2bh
>not drinking boxes of wine with australians and going around barking at people in public
>>52936361
I had work today.
So glad I decided to sleep. Fireworks got boring after a few years anyways.
>go to Australia
>they're exactly like Finns except more out-going and less melancholic
Canada: bagged milk
Australia: bagged wine
Australia>Canada
>>52937028
>tfw not outgoing and pretty melancholic
Also can't stand the heat tb'h
Please adopt me Finand
Australia and New Zealand have it so good we just talk shit
>>52937127
America: bagged soldiers
>>52937164
USA PLS RESPOND TO THIS
Anglo convict heritage + abbo influence
wew australians are so cringy
>>52938465
ummmm what the HECK? You think it's okay to be rude like that on the internet? I'm so glad my parents raised me right
>>52938465
lol ok sweety, maybe in ireland it's ok to be rude to people like that but over here? well that just doesn't fly k? ;) thx <3
>>52935690
Because balance, guardian and resto arent good enough
