>burger costs $1
>gun gosts $10
>education costs $100,000
>treating gun wound costs $1,000,000
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>52934803
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52934822
t. triggered hernandez
>Alberto Barbosa too poor to buy a gun
>Poortugal can't even provide free butter to all
You can join 2016 when you have a socialized butter system that is as comprehensive as ours
>>52934803
>>52934803
Way to rip of some finnish poster from another thread
>>52934803
>somebody made a thread of my single shitpost
THANK YOU ALBERTO
>>52934803
>>gun gosts $10
If only
>>52934803
t.Alberto Barbosa
>house only costs 2 dollars
>who cares if it's on a fault line, in tornado alley, besides an active supervolcano and built on an indian burial ground, i'll just blame the gubbmint if the cardboard gets soggy!
>>52934838
>Americans literally cannot handle the banter
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52934902
I will post it every day nigga, every single day nigga.
BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT
>>52934803
Alberto bringing the banter
>>52934838
WTF
Suing someone over such petty reason is social suicide, no one will ever risk hiring that guy again.
>>52935122
suing someone else is probably the most american thing to do next to watching the superbowl while biting a burger and getting shot during the whole thing
TAKING BETS HOW MANY SCHOOL SHOOTINGS IN THE USA THIS YEAR!!!!
>>52935122
>>52934942
Like 40 people died the other day from tornadoes, show some fucking respect
>>52935252
>tfw I could ironically say 7 or 8 but that would be too few even with ghettos exempted
>>52935260
Hahaha wow
>>52935267
>bullied by a light breeze
YOU
CANNOT
FABRICATE
THESE
CLAIMS
>>52935260
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED
>>52935260
>ruining the relationship with her family for money
women.
>>52935343
>>52935340
>>52935296
>She is seeking $127,000 in damages from the boy, whose mother died last year. Westport News also reported that the 12-year-old appeared confused as he sat in the courtroom with his father. Connell reportedly testified that she loves her nephew, whom she described as always being “very loving, sensitive” toward her.
>education in the usa
>100,000
Double that and you're closer to the real figure. A decent college will run you 50,000 a year in education fees, before you even think about actual day to day living.
>>52935300
Please stop making light of this, people were shredded by their own trailers ;_;
>>52935365
M8, Mexico could have problems, but holy shit, WTF is wrong with the US
>>52935401
>park your trailer in the middle of 5 tornados
>WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>>52935401
HOW DOES THE UNIVERSE ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN
>>52935365
she should get the chair tbqh.
>>52935375
A top-notch state school like UC Berkeley when you're from out-of-state with no scholarship or sports monies will run you 50k per year. That's not typical. Even then you can be a goatfucker from Serbia and if they like you, you won't be paying 50 grand
>>52935451
There is lots of wide open land. Lots of Europeans post threads "I'm thinking of moving to the US, I'm thinking the *Midwest*..." and lots of Americans have the same thought. Then, *bam*. Consumed by a twister
>>52935473
It is divine retribution for Western degeneracy, although He is punishing the most Christian Americans for some reason
>>52935504
>that's not typical
Of course it is. The majority must be paying that rate otherwise they wouldn't advertise it as such.
Also you're looking at "tuition", forgetting all the admin fees they stick on, books, software, mandatory charges.
>>52935427
Let's not go overboard, Sanchez. School shootings and lawsuits are one thing but Mexico's death toll rivals that of the Syrian Civil War.
>>52934803
hahahahaha
>>52934803
WE WUZ KINGS
AMERICANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>52935260
>Human resources manager
>>52935657
WE WUZ SHOT
>>52935569
Yes, I'm sorry, you're right, 50k is in actuality typical and I was mistaken, carry on
>>52935365
>Of the damage done, Connell testified that she did not complain at the time, but she said her life had been “very difficult” since the injury because of “how crowded it is in Manhattan”. “I was at a party recently, and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvre plate."
>>52935790
Americans are psychophaths
>>52935873
I'm not :3
>>52935601
several states in mexico are far safer than america faggot
>>52935790
hahahaha
>>52934838
is this real life
is this shopped meme
>>52935790
>>52935365
>>52935260
blonde women with glasses are always psychos though
>>52935427
You have absolutely no idea how the legal system here works. I could sue my neighbor for stepping on my lawn and causing me emotional harm and it would make the news. It doesn't mean it's going to go to be heard by a judge. That case will never be run in a court of law.
Yes we know we live in a shit country. Trying to convince my senpai to move to Canada so my sisters can go to college cheaply but they're still drinking the 'Merica Kool-Aid.
You foreigners have to understand that there's A LOT of Kool-Aid here. Lots of Kool-Aid. Especially our parents' generation.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/13/woman-nephew-broken-wrist-hug-lawsuit-no-damages
Portugal bringing the heat
Top banter
>>52934803
>>52934870
>>52934902
>>52934942
>>52934956
>>52934966
>>52936770
>canada
You could at least move to a non-joke country
>>52936030
>not ALL of our country has routine beheadings and mass murders.
oh well carry on then. it sounds like paradise.
>>52937025
>>52934803
What is even more funny is that they dont use these badboys.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/14/aunt-nephew-broken-wrist-lawsuit-homeowners-insurance
Fucking lol.
>>52935260
>>52935365
On the flip side, she received no compensation.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/13/woman-nephew-broken-wrist-hug-lawsuit-no-damages
She effectively murdered her social life for years to come just to try and wrench out some dollars out of grieving family and even that blew right in her face.
Do these people even know the downside risks that go with their shenanigans?
>>52937512
>that exposed wiring
Literally third world.
>>52938113
North Americans have no concept of morality
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/10791246/Canadian-driver-sues-family-of-teen-she-killed-blaming-him-for-accident.html
>>52938179
Yeah, I know you guys are. Thats why I said that, you filthy thirdworlder.
>>52934838
tfw he looks exactly like the feels guy
>losing the war against simple air
I TRIED TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP
I COULDN'T
>>52938113
She only pursued legal action because her insurance didn't cover the accident and her nephew's did.
Shit's fucked, but can you blame someone for trying to somehow placate 127k in medical expenses?
>>52934803
America is like playing life on legendary mode. Yes it's a lot harder, but think of the achievements!! Enjoy your normal mode country and low gamer score.
Please, I know banter is difficult for you europoors, but could you at least try?
>>52938365
>but think of the achievements!
getting shot?
having a house made out of sticks?
having to bow to your Vietnamese superiors?
>>52938392
it isn't banter
it's flat out obsession and underage circlejerking
>>52938249
>feel guy
>>52938491
he's Polish, surely he knows...? ;3;
>>52938397
>>52938652
>lithWHOania's only contribution to the world is being yet another russian rape farm.
>>52938692
>doesn't say anything to refute anything in the pic
>rape babies, LMAO God save the queen, chaps
Britain is pathetic
>>52938346
>127k in medical expenses?
I cannot fathom how a treatment of minor wrist injury could cost so much. Was she treated with drugs and materials harvested from endangered species and unwilling third world donors?
This is insane.
>>52938820
>lithwhoania
literally more 3rd world than india and USA combined
lel
>>52938989
But they are the most relevant nation of the /balt/ group and with the best growth prospects to boot.
>>52938989
Btitain is a fucking joke, lad. Have fun not being white and not having any rights in 20 years, you filthy Shariastanian.
>>52937487
>>52937025
damn.
>>52938945
rubbity rub
>>52934838
>having moved from New York to live with his online dating sweet heart
KEKED
>>52937487
>guns are scary, guise
Yeah, it's so much better to live in Shariastan.
>>52934803
Only autists can't accept cultural differences without assigning some kind of subjective value
4chan /int/ is the second most autistic community I've encountered
KC is #1
>>52934942
>1000 sq ft house costs GBP1,000,000
>bits of the ceiling fall off when somebody walks around upstairs
t. former brit
>>52934942
>built on an indian burial ground
Where's the problem?
>>52934803
None of which poortguese can afford.
>>52934838
>This is why the Americans signed the decleration of independence.
>>52935260
Is this satire?
>>52948803
Probably not
>>52948893
Oh, boy.
What a cunt, tho.
>>52934803
>mfw abscess from the surgery is then in turn used to create new burgers and a $ margin is earned at every step
Such is the circle of burger, brethren..
>>52945310
>school shootings are normal guise
3rd world, everyone.
>>52934838
Only a Brit would be dumb enough to believe this story desu
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/
