Those are Mexicans in your picture
>>52933487
Do ya want a kick in the teeth, cock?
ya farkin poofta those are sissies not aussies
>>52933507
noice
this thread is now a noice thread
post noice
NOICE
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>>52933499
nah they can't be, they have heads.
>>52933525
noice
I will start.
gday mate, do you want to join in the barbie m8?
Nice indicator, dickhead
>>52933635
its your turn to pretend to be aussie
Hold on guys, slow down the posting, I can't afford to refresh every 10 minutes
We have an exclave in Central Europe.
fucking americans m8 vegemite is the best m8. fucking lebs mate, they are fcking up muh Australia.
>January 1
>already going to exceed my data cap for the month
You could not, even with the greatest of efforts, come up with a story such as the aforementioned one.
>>52933487
CRIKEY
>>52933706
fucking kiwis mate, we are better in rugby m8. Our internet is faster than a kangaroo m8.
throws boomerang
oi wanna grab a coldie and watch that big black buggah over there rail me cook?
>>52933658
gracias turquia
muerte a rusia
Fair dinkum mate
Fuck me whens the smoko cunt
*burns to a crisp*
>>52933790
LMAO
morning lads! gday. Maccas waits for me and hungry jacks.
Wanna gor fer a quick root ya dumb jumped up cunt?
>>52933840
what the actual fuck is that
>>52933887
eel pie
>Europeans
I have just realised no one really understands us. Sigh
>>52933972
Its if you combined california, hawaii, England, and Kentucky yiu get Australia
>>52933706
Fuck off, Amerifat.
>>52934003
oikey blovie, there wizzlewozzle'd a kangaroo to job and philipp
>the Australian attempts to communicate
>>52933991
Pretty close I don't dispute it
>>52933487
>8kb
Are you gonna be able to use the internet for the rest of the month using up that much data OP?
>>52934003
>Melbourne
You will have literallly no problem getting me to fuck off
>>52934003
>telstra
>>52934003
>faster than 99% of australia
What is it like being Royalty?
Job refugee here. I have an MBA and I moved here wash dishes in a Denny's. Why do all these Americunts think it's so fucking funny to call me Sheila
>>52934003
>Has fibre optic
>Melbourne <50 mi
>He literally lives in inner city Melbourne
Top fucking kek
>>52934678
What's that supposed to mean faggot.
>>52934687
I've been with them for years, they haven't fucked me over yet faggot.
>>52934698
Feels good.
>>52934799
Top kek mate, like I'd live there.
I live at least 40 minutes from the city, and that's by train.
>>52934856
>sucking telstra's dick
>>52934768
>Job refugee here. I have an MBA and I moved here wash dishes in a Denny's
Shit you too?
>>52933525
>>52934958
Let's see your internet speed faggot, at least I'm not the one living in a third-world country that uses capital punishment for drug trafficking.
>>52935112
>not using TPG
>>52935192
There's no need for me to use TPG, and you can't talk with your shit internet.
chazzwazzers
>>52935328
Golliwog sprinkle-a-doodle, chum! *opens Fosters in a comically large can*
I love Pavlova
>>52933683
>lebs
Fuck the lebs and get the gooks outta here ya cunts
ooga booga where da white wimminz at
>>52933692
I had to crop this because of my data cap.
>>52933692
>This burger doesn't know that data resets are different for everyone
Pretty sure mines the 14th
>>52936239
>Australians have to tip their ISP
Literally cannot fabricate these circumstances.
>>52936333
Oh yeah?
OH YEAH????
WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO TIP EVERY TIME I WANT A FUCKING BURGER.
Chicken and mayo is delicious.
Based maccas.
>>52936333
I'm running a bit low too
>>52936441
you don't tip at fast food places you gas huffing moron
>>52935064
>>52935064
wheres yer noice brudda
>>52936508
I work in a fast food place and get tipped constantly. Especially when delivering food.
I have no idea what people tip me for but I'm not complaining
>>52936321
why are you even still on a plan with a cap?
TPG has no cap for 60 a month
>>52936558
delivery is different. you don't tip the faggots behind the counters
>>52936568
Because I do not live in one of the 5 major capitals and even If I could get a better plan I'm not paying the exorbitant exiting fee
>>52936578
But they do tip me behind the counter :^), why should delivery be different? I'm literally driving the car from A to B
>>52936590
ah fair enough
>>52934003
don't get so emutional
>ameribanters
lyl
