>Americans at the NYE party laughing at my small rifle
>"Haha anon a small rifle like that can't compete with a bull"
>Girls laughing along with them saying my rifle is a kids toy
>Just realize now it was all a euphemism for my penis
The worst part is I kept defending my "small rifle" by reciting common sense gun legislation and how it'd be illegal to buy anything bigger. They must have thought I was fucking pathetic. Not only did they ruin the start of this year, but now I'm too self conscious to try skinny dipping again.
Americans suck
Show them this and see if they laugh
i cant stop shitting and farting
KIWI
KIWIE
KIWIEN
KIWIENE
KIWIENER
KIWIENERS
>>52932873
You need to explain more
Did you or did you not go skinny dipping with guns
>>52932935
I was celebrating NYE with a couple of friends on a hunting trip. We were hunting in a national park, so obviously we stay the night at a tramping hut, where some Americans were staying (3 guys, 2 girls). They recommended we go skinny dipping with them in a nearby lake at midnight to kick off the new years. We were pretty drunk so went along with it.
>>52932873
At least you have miss alice in your country.
>>52932982
>We were hunting in a national park
Why the fuck do you take rifles to parties?
>>52933099
i think in america you need a license for it
>>52932873
I've been blamed for a lot of shit on here but never for the size of a Kiwi's pecker.
I'm starting off the new year on a high note
>>52932873
Is the world 'bull' that ingrained into American culture that it comes up in casual conversations?
>>52933099
>>52933134
In America it's illegal.
Because it damages the park's ecosystem.
>>52933184
In my experience, yes. Makes hanging out with white Americans an unnerving experience. Something about their eyes when they talk about it scares me.
>>52933076
>>52933228
In New Zealand we have no native mammals other than bats, so introduces species of rabbit/bear/pig etc destroy the ecosystem. If it wasn't for hunters many more species would be extinct.
>>52933228
Hahahahaha Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>52933278
Mate it's just a person talking to you, don't let your finnish autism give you any problems
>>52933345
>rabbit/bear/pig
I mean rabbit/deer/pig.
We have no bears
>>52932873
Bullshit/10
Americans love carbines.
>>52933099
You can't hunt in national parks.
>>52933345
We're not a fucksmall island so we don't have that issue. We have state game lands were you can hunt certain native species with a license. Invasive species are fair game year round
>>52934360
Yes, you actually can.
