What do you know about New Zealand /int/?
>>52932252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIi546sIa3I
John Key you've got mail; Aotearoa is not for sale
Earthquake
Also maoris that drive old big cars or something
Auckland is just another Australian city
Pretty much you're the vacation destination for Australians
You fuck sheep
>>52932300
GO BACK TO THE COMMUNE YA FUCKEN HIPPIES
RIGHTFUL FRANKISH CLAY
>>52932430
>we could be speaking french or dutch right now
That would be kind of nice
Never heard of it.
thanks for rare flag
>>52932252
"I'm nine bro"
>>52932455
...stop being so nice
8th Australian state
>>52932490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEZJdbUtcaY
>>52932520
What is the 7th?
>>52932501
it would distinguish us more from Australia
>>52932540
Antarctica.
>>52932540
bali
>>52932586
>be australian
>blow up
>>52932542
is being nice part of your plan ?
>>52932593
>Be a kiwi
>Fall down
>>52932252
Apparently they say bro which I thought only we did. New Zealand top bros
>>52932638
m8, you can only say bro if "chup" was also used in the same sentence
>>52932579
>>52932586
Neither deserve anything more than territory status.
>>52932638
they say bru, bru
>>52932607
what are you on about
>>52932651
Fuck off, you know I can't eat any of your ghost chups.
least grateful state of Australia
>>52932672
stup a mite from drivung drunk
legind
>>52932672
bro, monique thinks ur dumm
I think it's a beautiful country, the people seem friendly, and I'd love to live there.
>>52932732
Yup
>>52932300
How long until New Zealand is not PC and the country is officially renamed to Aotearoa
This might seem extreme but It WILL happen, It's just a matter of when not if.
>Tfw over 300 Abo languages so they could never pick an Abo word for Australia (I bet they don't even have one)
>>52932732
just dont come here cause we are full
>>52932793
fuck we have the worst natives on the planet
>>52932794
I'm talking about New Zealand, not Austria.
>>52932831
new who?
New Zealand is nice but their threads are full of jealous Aussies I wonder hyw?
>>52932252
The most unique state in Australia
>>52932845
>americans can't into banter
what else is new
>>52932845
>I wonder hyw?
because we are the same country dipshit
>>52932252
Failures at wiping out the Moari.
>>52932890
They signed a peace treaty with them
>AND THEY STUCK TO IT xDDDD
>>52932822
went to the Sydney museum the other day.
There were two huge rooms dedicated to abos and how before whites came they were a utopian society that lived in perfect harmony with the land, always making sure to care for the wildlife and not hunt them unsustainably (upstairs they had exhibits for all the species they hunted to extinction), and they had a wall dedicated to the history of the "British invasion of Australia"
>>52932955
>British invasion of Australia
Are you angry because they didn't use an euphimism to mask what happened?
The accent gets me wetter than Niagara falls
>>52932252
Invercargill, Christchurch, Wellington dairy, very cold weather, campervan, scalded by hot springs, maori people performing in a ferry.
>>52932998
*euphemism
>>52932868
this year
>>52932955
That's just their excuse because their hunting tools were really fucking useless.
"N-Nah blo I didn't come back with nothing because my flying stick has to do a mid air U-turn, I'm just looking after nature ay blo."
Aussies are mean haha
they are the worst country
>>52933042
aye darlung
>>52933042
You taking the piss m8?
>>52933169
No
I think its cute and sexy
GREAT ACCENT
>>52933204
Fuck you
>>52932252
god the fucking accent is so qt3.14 god dammit i will probably marry the first kiwi qt i meet just from how woo'd i'd be.
>>52933216
Maybe if you had any redeeming qualities you wouldn't be butthurt that some idiot on 4chan likes an accent.
Why doesn't Aus annex NZ?
>>52932659
got a lot in common with new zealand then desu
>>52933288
The same reason we didn't annex Papua New Guinea. They're shitholes.
>>52932252
I know that our forefathers must have speculated upon it with curiosity as an island of the sea extant somewhere and inhabited by Europeans, perhaps isolated from the behemoth social forces of our common homeland and thus freer and yet more constrained by narrow borders and closer inhabitation by man than in America where free land is limitless
An island where you would not rather live and yet you are curious, a curiosity wherein people's lives play out without regard to the great concerns that move the inhuman, bloody and soot-caked machinery of the world
>>52932252
Grape looking slut
One of the lowest ages of virginity-loss along with Iceland
>>52933216
When will Kiwi men stop taking our women?
>>52933288
We don't really need to, we already have all the benefits. I could go over there right now, and I have all the rights of a citizen except voting.
>>52932998
Yea I'd prefer they use colonisation considering you can't invade an area If there is no state to invade
As of last night:
JACKIE CAME... SHE WENT AWAY
DEEP IN THE VALLEY I KISSED HER THAT DAY BUT
IT SEEMS I'M THINKIN OF YOOOUUU
BUT I'M STILL THINKIN ABOUT MYSELF
I DON'T KNOOOW OH OH OH WHY DOES LOVE... DO THIS TO ME?
>>52933699
I want to fight and then sodomize an Australian twink. Does this ever happen?
>>52933825
>fight
>twink
Yeah nah
>>52933812
MY LUCK IN THE GUTTER BLACK
I GUESS IM RUNNING BACK
TO YOU
YOU IN MY BRAIN YOU IN MY HEART
YOU IN MY BRAIN YOU IN MY HEART
a better nye tune t b h
>>52933825
From what I've seen here twinks/trannys (idk the difference) are popular in NZ
>>52933878
Lots of twinks, no trannys
why is kiwi music so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyclnTdrSOI
>>52933266
Are you samefagging for real? LMAO
>>52933867
Oh that played too but I was totally fucked by that point
Didn't really know what was going on and certainly not the lyrics
What's the penalty for public masturbation in NZ?
>>52934338
death
>>52934342
Come on
>>52932252
Quality dairy products and sheep shaggers.
>>52932252
lord of the rings was filmed there
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQLUygS0IAQ
>>52932252
Well, NZ is pretty much an island version of southern chile, sheep fuckers included, they are pretty liked here. For some reason Anglo chileans love australia, and Bolivian-chileans always move to NZ.
>>52934361
He's telling the truth. Ejaculation = le petit mort
>>52934419
>sheep fuckers
meme created by australia
>>52934361
Probably having a root with nick
>>52933920
Nope
OI G GIZZA DOLLAR AYE
>>52934457
>meme
outrageous fortune is a top show. i'm friends with an asian girl from NZ.
Australia's Australia.
>>52934743
luv maori memes 2bh
>>52934705
nice try, that video's from some third world cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg0sViKshI8
>>52934801
Sounds just like a Maori tb͏h
>>52934827
it doesn't and literally no one speaks it
>>52934850
>a Maori
>>52934884
they obviously weren't speaking english, what were you implying?
>>52934925
Ugh... Nevermind.
>>52935002
poorious
I know that there a far too many Maoris, asians, indians and islanders here
It's time to move down South tbqh laddies
>>52932890
Atleast spell Maori right fucking burger
>>52933253
Plus then you get the benefit of being able to live here because of that
Flight of the Choncords
>>52932252
KIWIS
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>>52935444
t. whetu "whites stole our land" whakamai
>>52935068
Come to the westcoast, marry a 12 year old, join a cult.
>>52935687
yeah, i'll probably stay out of gloriavale m8
