IT'S 2016 edition
swarthy brits are so funny looking
Current year?
>2016, sir
JESUS-CHRIST-GET-ME-TO-
L O N D O N
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second for Midwest
>inb4flyover
Happy New Years West Coast!
>tfw this is the first new year I've spent completely alone
everyone's out and partying while I'm sick
merry christmas PST
>>52931434
Year of pure love
Will Trudeau update his cabinet for the current year?
gonna replay KOTOR, light side or dark side lads
>>52931479
Fuck off chad
>>52931479
>TFW in by choice
It's nice being in a two introvert relationship
>>52931477
dark pink ones!
>>52931429
>but he deletes his profile like 1hour later
i'm pretty sure he was banned for being a horny scum. but if you are grill you can text me <33
>>52931486
I can only hope.
>>52931493
Dark they get like lighting and force persuade
>>52931477
Another year of spam with no connection to OP or anything; complete non-sequitor spam of shit a 5 year old would find childish.
Behead your beheaded self after beheading the head of your head of state you fucking mongrel spic-shitskin.
>>52931499
>two introvert relationship
Does this get boring if neither of you ever talk?
I mean come on, it was 2015 now it's 2016 for goodness sakes
2016
0
1
6
>>52931489
If you mean appoint a bunch of Market Friendly SJWs to make activists happy and make billionaires richer... then yes
>>52931479
get fucked normie
>>52931486
Pic not related, I assume
i have a feeling 2016 will be good
>>52931516
Good post
Happy New Year!
What's your new year's resolution, /cum/?
Mine's all-around self-improvement.
>>52931519
I really appreciate this meme a lot. This and WE are so effective at crushing dumb arguments before they start.
>>52931493
>tfw have both KOTOR but also just got Ni no Kuni and can't decide what I want to play
>>52931434
Happy New Year lads :3
>scratch at face idly while browsing 4chan
>hand is covered in blood
>apparently been bleeding for a while because half of cheek is covered in blood
drink more?
Alright so I have to ask: which one of you is the guy from Richmond that made a gondola plushie?
>>52931558
Same, and put on some more muscle.
>>52931517
We talk a lot when we want to she calls every day or we meet up and we talk for at least an hour... but we also leave each other alone a lot, it's actually a good relationship to be desu
>>52931527
Of course related silly goose
>>52931584
sounds boring
>>52931593
del
Happy real new year /cum/sluts
>>52931584
I put a bandage on it already so I don't get blood in my alcohol. I guess it's my blood so it doesn't really matter
>>52931561
>laughing my cock off at some youtube video
>nose starts running
>look down
>dark red clumpy blood all over the place holy fucking shit
was p spoopy I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ
>>52931605
good manga
>>52931612
Happy new year dudester
Post your hometowns anons
Coeur d'Alene, Idaho here
>>52931636
those moments where you assume it's water or just something else wet but learn it's blood are always interesting
>>52931663
I've been there many times!
Is this normal
I literally cannot stop peeing jesus christ
>>52931688
Womyn out
>>52931688
No, posting your eyes on 4chan is not normal.
>>52931688
L O N D O N
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>>52931688
Are you in the dark?
Are you on drugs?
>>52931679
I just always assume anything running out my nose is blood since I get nosebleeds all the time
Worst is when I try and get out of bed without getting blood everywhere
>>52931695
Holy shit me too
>>52931688
>he has eyes
lel fugging freak :DDDDDDDD
>>52931688
drugs? tired? allergies?
go see an optometrist for checkup if it doesn't go away on its own
>>52931688
Yeah, you don't have giant bags under your eyes, you look like you take care of your eyelashes.... that's quite a normal femanon
>>52931688
No ya'll got a case of girl eyes there son, better gouge 'em out
>>52931688
you look crazy with borderline pd.
>beta orbiting a random girl with eyes
What happened to this general
>>52931734
oo cute
>>52931663
I'm actually from a small exurb that started to explode about ten years ago but there's no image I could find that's emblematic of it so here's Houston instead
>>52931734
post mcdonald's
>>52931730
by being normal it makes it very abnormal for here
The collapse of the USSR was a fucking mistake
>>52931745
>doesn't even have heterochromia or eye patch
>>52931663
Rapid City, South Dakota
>>52931709
that sucks, do you know why you get them? I get them when the air gets too dry and cracks my skin but they're rare and not really an issue.
>>52931734
So this is a German building style? I see it a lot in porcelain Christmas miniatures in my family and other houses.
>>52931434
>IT'S 2016
NO IT'S NOT
>>52931759
The only mistake is that it took until 1991
>>52931769
No idea desu
>>52931703
>>52931730
>>52931733
I-I'm not a girl
>>52931768
Is it any good?
Iowa here. Rapid City seems comfy I guess, and at least there seem to be some Chinook winds that warm shit up in the winter.
>>52931753
Yeah, well I consider myself normal. I have friends, I have a gf, I have a life, I just enjoy being alone and being away from that life. So someone posting their eyes on here isn't too unusual
>>52931786
Then go get fucked in the boipussy because you clearly want it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBB5tmnpJN4
THESE FEW WORDS
COULD BE THE LAST WE EVER SPEAK
>>52931820
https://soundcloud.com/deadfunnyrecords/apple-light-shirokutoketeku
cum lol
>he didn't play our glorious anthem at 12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAYPN-1Yjt0
>>52931855
alri straya
>>52931834
dude nice
>>52931790
The city is nice, but living there for 20+ years made it meh for me
The Hills are very VERY comfy, but it can also be pricey
Can't say much about the weather, though
>Spearfish holds the world record for the fastest recorded temperature change. On January 22, 1943 at about 7:30 a.m. MST, the temperature in Spearfish was −4°F (−20°C). The Chinook wind picked up speed rapidly, and two minutes later (7:32 a.m.) the temperature was +45 °F (+7 °C) above zero. The 49 °F (27 °C) rise in two minutes set a world record that still holds. By 9:00 a.m., the temperature had risen to 54 °F (12 °C). Suddenly, the chinook died down and the temperature tumbled back to −4 °F (−20 °C). The 58 °F (32 °C) drop took only 27 minutes.[17][18] The sudden change in temperatures caused glass windows to crack and windshields to instantly frost over.[19]
>>52931829
I really like Wiener schnitzel to be honest. also I really miss eating döner
>>52931924
>>52931851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzvnUVw6q-g
>>52931912
Nooooooo. I don't even think it exists here
>>52931924
I don't believe that at all~
>>52931786
>I-I'm
Yes you are
>>52931931
>>52931939
Do any of you autistic spammers have new years resolutions? Like spending less time on /cum/?
>>52931912
Lamb isn't very common here, and the spice mixtures in the tzkzkz sauce usually aren't right. You're more likely to get the kebab experience from tacos al pastor than any place that advertises itself as having kebabs, and I've never ever seen one of the rotating cookers they always have overseas.
>>52931969
OK
>>52931990
Getting more (you)s is at the top of my list.
>>52931990
Well, I'd like to go back to school for the winter semester. And then I want to go back to Europe in the summer
Also I want to gain 15 lbs
>>52932002
boobs
Commies you up?
>>52931990
I'm gonna master the dark arts in the new year m8.
>>52932002
here, start the year off right
( . )( . )
>>52932033
ebin
Why did I go to a NYE party /cum/? Now I'm an hour away from home l, and I can't leave because I'm my friends ride home and I'm not sure where the parking garage I parked in is.
I hate the Twin Cities and parties.
>>52931924
>>52932067
I don't know. Why didn't I go to the down town party and be cold while watching and hoping riled drunks get tackled by cops or slip on ice?
Vote for your resolution /cum/?
>>52932067
One good reason why I didn't go out
Me and my gf have been texting all night, I've been watching TV and getting drunk. No need to worry about getting a dui, no need to worry about not having a gf/someone to kiss, no need to worry about anything.
Staying home while having a good social life is GOAT on new years
>>52932031
>>52932035
>>52932043
Thanks anons.
Going to bed now so that my eyes can rest and the red goes away.
Vote
http://strawpoll.me/6418827
>>52932121
I already got mine!
>>52932173
none of the above
happy new year, buds
remember to think positive or you'll never reach your goals
Hiroshima is nice wishing us a happy new year.
>>52932204
I am positive Trump will get elected.
>>52932186
That was quick.
>>52932211
I miss the "it's getting cold, isn't it" message.
>>52932204
>think positive
no
it's too late already
>>52932211
He only wished me a happy new year, you can fuck off
Please vote
http://strawpoll.me/6418846
>>52932270
you asked nicely but this poll makes no sense and has no empty meme voting option
I don't have any resolutions. is that bad?
besides cute stuff which doesn't count
>>52932293
no, it just means you aren't deluding yourself
this general is fucking awful. Please stop making it.
>>52932288
How does it not make sense
Would you date Jalisco if Jalisco was the right gender for you?
>>52932293
They're kinda pointless desu
>>52932315
cant be worse than /brit/
>>52932315
nou
>>52932273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqC9QQcA4oI
>>52932315
it's actually not
Good night
>>52932315
>Australian saying posts on 4chan are awful
What's next, a Tripfag saying people who post anonymously are shitting up a board?
>>52932331
no i'm serious. At least /brit/ is funny. This is just 3x the anime + 5x the autism but the autism here isn't ironic.
>>52932357
>meta posting is funny
>>52932357
hssss
>>52932352
People who post anonymously are shitting up this board
>>52932375
>he thinks it's meta posting
FOY
>>52932357
You should speak to your countrymen tbqh
Also we're all drunk right now so fuck you
>>52932312
the only kind of resolution I have is to do squats for...reasons.
>>52932325
yeah it's kind of a silly tradition I think. Good intentions behind it but w/e
Happy new year.
>>52932388
awow I can't belieb it
>>52932388
Well memed my friend
>>52932404
trying to get a big butt?
>>52932404
>>52932410
>these posts are embraced and accepted on int
>>52932399
>>52932388
>these posts are """"witty"""" and """"funny""""
>>52932404
>for...reasons
>>52932405
Happy new year Germanbro
What are you having for breakfast?
>>52932404
>for...reasons.
>>52932405
happy new year, fritz
This general is just terrible
I think I will try to liven things up in the months to come
>his general openly invites spics
>>52932472
true. Don't bother trying though. Just let it die.
Trump 2016
>>52932462
Tell me about California
What happens there?
>>52932426
no way lewd eww
>>52932435
>>52932458
health reasons of course~
>>52932432
Dude could you just not be that guy tonight?
>>52932405
Frohes neuejahr
I hope I said that right
>>52932432
>these posts are embraced and accepted on int
>>52932492
your words deny but your image suggests
or are you trying to strengthen other certain muscles in the pelvic floor?
I want out of this state reeee
>>52932514
what state?
going for second fap of the new year
>>52932494
As a proud African American I request you remove this image satirizing my beautiful people
>>52932492
I'm sure they will make you very healthy in all the right regions, anon.
>>52932514
same
>>52932493
i'm sorry, i should have waited until your shit timezone caught up with the rest of the world (and the rest of the US). It's 8pm Jan 1st here.
Happy new year yanks.
>>52932486
>Just let it die.
>for the millionth time in one year
>>52932440
Nothing at the moment. Maybe I'll move my ass out of the bed and eat the rest of the pizza from yesterday.
>>52932537
>>52932524
>my flag isn't working
Texass
>>52932547
If only I could immigrate to finland
Good night all
>>52932555
happy new year convict
>>52932510
reading too much into it!
>>52932544
yes I hope so :o
>>52932589
night~
>>52932544
You're not having lewd thoughts, are you?
>>52932512
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah my Opa's probably having a seizure in his coffin over me forgetting the German he taught me
Naja. Alles ist gut, aber diese kopfschmerzen hat mir ins Agonie
>>52932547
How many cute images do you have?
>>52932492
>~
Is this general full of effeminate homosexuals?
Just a reminder what the lord has to say about you sodomites
>Leviticus 18:22
>"'Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.
>Romans 1:27
>In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
>Leviticus 20:13
>"'If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
>Went to bed with a migraine
>Woke up and had explosive diarrhea
Had a shitty New Years desu
>>52932629
When was the last time you went to church my brother?
I also hope you didn't take part in any drinking and debauchery tonight like so many of our misled countrymen
It feels like 2008 was just yesterday.
>>52932644
I only had a couple beers because of the migraine.
This isn't even alcohol related.
>resolve to not jerk off for at least a month
>3 hours later i can't handle it anymore
>>52932662
This image is disrespectful to Ebinachang, please remove it.
>>52932662
ahh fuck, you guy are still up?
>>52932675
>he didn't already jack off in 2016
embarrassing desu
>>52932688
only 1 AM best coast time, senpai
>>52932684
This image would be very misleading to anyone who has not received proper sexual education.
>>52932688
My head feels like a fault line desu
>>52932703
lucky bastard
>>52932708
>>52932616
There's nothing wrong with encouraging thick thighs and ass through squats.
And, maybe a little.
>>52932684
That raises an excellent point.. :o
>>52932717
cool, mine too.
>>52932647
Every second that passes is a second closer to Jesus' return
>>52932662
Repent
>>52932670
I suggest you drink moderately my friend
>>52932684
I hope they're married. Either way you should not be reading such filth
>>52932691
>Genesis 38:9–10
>But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother’s wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.
Please stop performing such sinful acts
>>52932709
You are hurting me. You're so far gone...
>>52932718
There is nothing lucky about being born to out of wedlock my friend
Pretty boring year so far.
thinking about getting a prince rupert
>>52932723
Thanks Dr Sanae
>>52932725
Sweet fucking Jesus
>>52932765
but gay is wrong senpai :(
>>52932725
lewd thoughts are normal and healthy, just like squats and nice thighs!
>>52932758
feels just like 2015
let's choose your next
>James Bond
>movie location
>theme music singer
>Bond girls
Where the sissy boys at?
>>52932725
>And, maybe a little.
90%*
>>52932796
but think
people born in 2000 will soon be legal in most states.
sounds like it's going to be a good year to me
>>52932765
See >>52932626
The lord explicitly forbids it, as it goes completely against His design
Sodomy is simply lust and cannot be an act of love.
>>52932790
>lewd thoughts are normal and healthy
They are actually strictly forbidden by our creator
>>52932801
Hopefully confessing their sins to God and begging for forgiveness
>>52932797
The James Bond franchise encourages violence and sex outside of marriage
>>52932817
I'm afraid to say that there is
>>52932832
>not wanting to fuck a sissy white boy
>>52932796
>tfw 2015 was 1 hour and 17 minutes ago
>>52932817
wew
what kind of gay senpai?
would you let me cum in your butt?
>>52932797
Danny Devito
A South Hampton hotel in Atlanta
Tibetan throat singers
Whatever that one Ukrainian lady in the snazzy uniform's name is and an Iranian lady who we forget about two minutes past her appearance
>>52932829
not content with your neverending caravan of new gf's, you have to become a cradle robber
for shame, stallman
>>52932790
Definitely.
>>52932807
>90%
Pls. None of those thoughts were gay at all, anon.
Still a strong 100%.
>>52932849
I want this so bad
>>52932709
>>52932876
Assume the position.
FREE STYLA
ROCK DA MICROPHONE
STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY DOME
>>52932864
why not
not like any of these other girls make me happy anyway.
>>52932865
Lusting after boy thighs is a little gay, anon.
Fine, 96%*
>>52932849
wayy too lewd!!
>>52932865
It's ok to be a 90%
besides, I'm a naughty temptress, it's not your fault~
>>52932906
fucking chad
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT SO EASY
I dont wanna see the day
My words cannot make it safe
(come running home)
This is my one chance to take back, no regrets
>>52932849
I don't want to fornicate with any man nor any woman outside the sanctity of marriage which sodomites clearly cannot experience
>>52932861
It can't hence the reason sodomites have hundreds of sexual partners and never settle down.
>>52932915
>tress
keep dreaming
>>52932882
oh there is an improper way?
>USA
>16
How can my fellow Americans stand to not be #1?
How can you be content with your brittle bones?
This is the biggest challenge facing America today. PLEASE DRINK MORE MILK!!!!!!
>>52932737
Wanna be my husbands brother for a night?
>>52932926
go back to your sissy boys, pervert!!
>>52932925
>I don't want to fornicate with any man nor any woman outside the sanctity of marriage which sodomites clearly cannot experience
>>52932797
>let's choose your next
>>James Bond
Pierce Brosnan
>>movie location
It would be interesting if they'd film here in NRW and Rheinland-Pfalz. There are a lot of ugly places in the Ruhrpott, but in general this area has a lot of historical sights and a nice nature.
>>theme music singer
Johnny Bush has a strong voice, but that would be kind of unfitting I guess.
>>Bond girl
Diane Kruger
>>52932922
I don't.
I die inside every time.
by the way the bee urself meme is true and don't waste your time on semi normie girls.
>>52932954
Now you're getting it
If only I could get the rest of these numskulls to understand
>>52932913
>>52932915
I never said I was thinking of boy thighs.
Besides, even if I was, there is nothing wrong with admiring quality gains.
it was christmas just a week ago
what the fuck
Seriously where the fuckbois at? I need to cum.
>>52932996
It's too much to handle
>>52932939
>lactose intolerace
>>52932797
>James Bond
Sean Connery
>movie location
Nursing Home
>theme music singer
>Bond girls
Ursula Andress
Shirley Bassey
>>52933017
Are you as cute as the blond girl in the webm?
>ate metric shitload of greasy and sweet food today
>decided to start the new year with some nice old milk and cookies
>im now learning very painfully that milk was a mistake
milk decided to open a nuclear power station in my digestive system
milk had a melt down
milk made my stomach and bathroom into chernobyl
fuck this is the worst pain I've ever had in my life
help me /cum/
>>52933031
im so ashamed
lol I found this on reddit.com
They're much more open minded and willing to listen over there
>>52932996
Isn't it grand?
Only 358 more days until we can celebrate our savior's birth again!
>>52933020
See >>52932737
>>52933059
>getting intestinal problems from drinking sweet delicious milk
dont know how I could go on living, desu
>>52933068
Delete this please
>>52933073
Why is this frog sweating?
>>52932995
>Besides, even though I was, there is nothing wrong with admiring quality gains.
perhaps I'll take some before and afters!
well...some afters I suppose
>>52932958
Post kraut thighs.
>>52933073
So you're an ugly pasty nerd?
>>52932988
>>52933066
>>52933088
I believe these are called "dubs"
It adds more credibility to my posts in your eyes, correct?
>>52932958
w-wew senpai.
is there any other way?
>>52933122
Please don't
>>52933102
Don't encourage him you degenerate
>>52933122
close enough
>>52932995
So it's settled
96%
>>52933122
No.
Thighs.
>>52933131
very lewd and sensual is nice
especially with qt3.14 boys who get blushy at the mention of cock
>>52933143
Hot. Post email.
Nice
>>52933097
Good luck, anon. I believe in you.
>>52933122
Post your thighs and then that.
>>52933148
I think you mean 100%.
>>52933082
its mostly the grease im sure of it
oh god i feel round 3 starting
>>52933122
>>52933131
>>52933143
>>52933147
>>52933148
>>52933156
>>52933165
>>52933167
>>52933172
What would your parents think, let alone our heavenly Father?
One day you will have to explain to Him these posts you are making
>>52933122
do it
>>52933059
Drink more milk.
You need to build up tolerance like with alcohol.
>>52933200
lol, fuck out heavenly father.
not like women make me happy; what's wrong with a little homo experimentation?
