how can i become australian
Watch anime
What's your average post count per day?
>>52925950
go to your basement and wank to cartoons
>>52925950
get here by plane for god's sakes
>>52925969
id say around 20 lad, 40+ on a fun day
>>52925950
You stole my gimmick AND my picture
Nice
>>52925950
Get a tertiary education in a technical degree then a few years of experience in a relevant job, and some money, then learn English, fly over here and apply.
>>52926056
THANK
YOU
BRUCE
join the west indies cricket team, it's not like they can be any worse
>>52926056
Thank You
>>52925984
>>52926086
good lads Ill give it a go
You need to be of Anglo heritage (or chink) and born on Strayan soil in order to be an authentic Australian
Then you must wrestle crocodiles and abbos at the same time and shove your thumb up their buttholes as a rite of passage
>>52925950
Play with a deadly stingray, it's the only true way to become a shitposting machine
>>52926056
Thank You Bruce
>>52925950
By being born in Australia.
>>52926375
Is that Bill Maher making fun of Steve Irwin?
>>52926836
No that's Oprah Winfrey making fun of Tony Blair
being 100% european
americoons need not apply
>>52926056
THANK
YOU
BRUCE
Just talk shut and say oh a fucking insert x there that personifies their country. It's 2016.
>>52926056
Fuck you Bruce.