>>52922879
>be australian
>get hot

https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=australians+bush+fire&oq=australians+bush+fire&aqs=chrome..69i57.3023j0j1&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8#q=australians+bush+fire&tbm=nws

>>52922879
>be brazilian
>get 7x1

>>52922879
>be African
>get AIDS

>tfw McDonald's now has a bulletproof glass at the counter you order at
>tfw they now have trained combat soldiers in bulletproof vests that come out of a secure door to give you your meal

Such is life in freedomland

>be american
>get dubs

>>52922966
>trained combat soldiers in bulletproof vests that come out of a secure door to give you your meal
Do you have to tip them?

>>52922902
Why isn't this getting banter'd more?
Bushfires are fucking us bigtime right now and /int/ doesn't care

>be australian
>get stung

>>52923459
they just don't care anon

>>52923459
If /int/ bantered us on everything that happened in the worst state in Australia then we'd be a country full of indian and chinese homos halfway through an arts degree while on fire.

where is coconuts

>>52923459
>>52923497

Because the banters are forced deep into your anus by a group from facebook, and they choose to don't care for it.

>>52923459
Australia isn't worth it