Germany has been utterly destroyed edition
first cara of 2016
first for italy > britain
kpop desu lads
Azusa
Kyary
>>52915363
its not 2016 yet though
Is it happening?
>>52915342
>hello german do you want to use the public transport your taxes payed for
>no we can't because muslims are trying to blow it up so we need to walk home
Snorting a line of coke with my dad
Ama
not 2016 yet dutch friend.
wagwan me uk crewdem?
>Reports of carpet bombing in dresden
this is my thread now
>>52915386
Can't fucking stand that asian chav
>>52915363
got an idea lads
make being brown in public a crime
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>>52915402
Yes, a nuclear bomb is going to go off in London at midnight.
>>52915398
it is. brits just lag
>>52915342
What do you think of
C A N Z U K
A
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Z
U
K
>page 4
Lad Bible stole our meme, they're literally swimming in likes right now.
>>52915373
Italy>Britain in:
>Football
>Women
>Food
>Art
>Scenery
>Lifestyle
Britain>Italy:
>Economy
>Standard of living
>Stability
>Literature
>War
>History
>>52915363
Look at this retard. It's still 2015 idiot
>>52915427
are you from 'the north'?
>>52915342
why whats going on lads
>>52915461
you know we invented time right? we decide when the year starts
learn your place
>entirety of Germany "crashed with no survivors"
>>52915472
literally made last thread on page 1, loosen up lid
>>52915438
>>52915473
so lad bible are literally browsing right now?
>>52915453
what does the 100 mean?
>A Hiroshima level attack reported in Munich, millions assumed dead
>>52915461
gmt is the only timezone that matters though
>>52915398
alrite are kid where've you been
>>52915481
italian women are are greasy and hairy apes that smell of garlic
>>52915481
hmm really.. Surely Italy > Britain history. Italy made us and were a power for years senpai.
immense feelings of existential dread
>>52915398
OI OI
>>52915517
>Jools Holland is claiming responsibility for the attack
>>52915528
Lurking, on the prowl for memes.
>>52915541
reading a book
>>52915560
Italy was formed in the late 1800s.
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>>52915531
what he's saying is 100% true
>>52915397
>Specifying the Munich in Germany so their viewers don't confuse it with some tiny town in Burgerland with the same name
Fuck Yanks
>in 30 mins everyone will bagpipes
ebin
Bustin' for a piss, lads.
>A plane has crashed into Merkel's house
>Islamic extremists have REMOVED Germany from the space-time continuum, with many reports refusing to acknowledge that such an entity has ever in fact existed
>>52915605
>trash
foy
>>52915528
More likely that someone on /brit/ posts on Lad bible to get likes
>>52915579
why are you in denmark
>>52915638
BE NIMBLE!
>>52915599
ok we were the first nation state but lets be srs... So was DE.
>Austria turned the entire state of Bayern right wing, multiple Germans butthurt and numerous feelings of refugees hurt
>The German people have been reported to be utterly annihilated.
>Only Arabs remain in Germany
What's with this fucking Doritos advert?
>another year wasted
can't even get a gf because tiny mutilated cock
>germany declares a curfew on new years eve due to heightened terrorist alert
>everyone has to stay indoors
>>52915579
who th fuks this
>>52915592
good boy
>>52915605
>this is what calls itself a qt in Britain
Honestly am starting to think you guys need the genetic enrichment
>>52915560
i wouldn't say so, there literally isn't a period of british history that isn't interesting tbqh
>>52915652
barbour quilted jackets are a "lad" thing?
>>52915430
Awww kev
>>52915481
>>Literature
maybe but I'm not sure about that
>>History
naw
>Be German
>Get blown up
Plot twist : Terrorists warn of imminent police threat
>>52915652
pretty good survival guide t.b.h
>>52915402
Shut up the fuck up about Germany you bunch of children
Go to fucking bed
literally feeling nothing but dread for 2016 lads hahaha
>millions dead as Germany is reported to have been "squashed by a giant foot"
stop bullying germany lads it's not nice
>>52915342
>implying United Cuckdom is any better
How's sharia law treating you Nigel?
whos mans is this
>>52915701
They were when that was made.
>>52915734
I will in half an hour
>>52915398
We're from the future
>>52915563
>What do you want to feel tonight?
>The same thing we feel every night
If someones entire post is asking a question and you reply but you still quote their question, you're a fucking idiot. There's no need to do that.
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>>52915734
>REPORTS OF MUNICH UNDER SIEGE AND ON FIRE
>"OHN MEIN GOTT IT'S LIKE ANUDDER DRESDEN!!!"
>>52915734
>unfomfirmed reports that ISIS have "killed anon's sense of humour"
Who fucked here
>>52915795
>If someones entire post is asking a question and you reply but you still quote their question, you're a fucking idiot. There's no need to do that.
ok
>Islamic State black flag raised at the Reichstag
>mfw explosions in London
>ISIS has hacked into the central baby registry of Germany and replaced all German names with Kevin
>>52915761
>this is witty in Canada
>>52915761
Fuck off Quebecois
>>52915761
poor banter, put some effort it leaf boy
>>52915804
reading a book
Who /hootenanny/ here?
>>52915797
you forget the jf option
>>52915654
My dad has met a Danish bird. He decided to spend new years in Denmark.
theres like 15 people there
why
moving to poland lads
>>52915402
>>52915733
>>52915828
interesting post
REGGAE
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>ISIS scientists have created a 100 foot tall Mechammad which is currently ravaging the German countryside and taking nubile young peasant girls captive
Drinking something which I normally drink when I'm on cocaine and my throat is numbed to fuck and I'm getting a kinda placebo stim effect
Quite good
>>52915488
Free screencap from reddit to you :^)
skipping all germany posts
>>52915865
begone
>>52915866
47 you melt
>>52915822
>Germany has now given unconditional surrender to ISIS
Currently in bed, teeth have been flossed and brushed, winding down and getting ready to travel to the land of nod.
Tomorrow, the first day of the new year, I will wake early and make a breakfast of porridge oats with milk and honey, served with a hot cup of coffee.
>All these floods and wind
You think it's a coincidence it happened as people in England are slightly becoming more progressive and SJWs? I feel like there's a connection here.
>>52915916
no i meant on bbc2 in that little room
wasn't very clear desu
>>52915903
Literally commented on that earlier
>group of brown men invade angela merkels home, smear shit all over her walls and furniture as she sleeps and leave a note on her pillow calling her a fat white cuck begging for darkie dick
>merkel responds by insisting she was going to redecorate anyway
>>52915927
>served with a hot cup of coffee.
fuck of yank
>>52915822
ALLAH STRAFE ENGLAND
>>52915940
It's mostly Northerners m8. All the SJWs are in the south
>>52915903
pretty gud t b h.
why i usually surf /r/4chan first :D>>52915903
>German police "reopen Auschwitz as precautionary measure" in face of ISIS threat
>scenes of mass suicide across Germany as ISIS ruin the Bielefeld conspiracy joke, thereby destroying Germany's sole joke.
happy new years chaps
ill be out watching the fireworks in a bit
then listening to r/a/dio until I pass out
>>52915927
ill be avin coco pops for brekky 2moz
>>52915946
oh okay then
>>52915733
>>52915881
stop this.
>Thomas jones
WALS PLS
can't find starbucks
>>52915458
This just reminded me of GF2015.
Fuck. That didn't work out did it?
>tfw if real news about Germany is posted here nobody will believe it
>>52915910
Nah cunt
I'm here whether you like it or not.
>>52915940
>a loud minority on the internet means the entire country is SJW
>>52915999
Pretty enjoyable lad. Hope you have a nice time.
>>52916017
how is /GF2015/ coming along lads, not too late...
>>52915940
>You think it's a coincidence
That's exactly what it is.
>Merkel urges germans to see 'opportunity'
>Islamic State terrorists have claimed responsibility for the mass shooting in several night clubs all over Germany.
>quite fancy getting horny and fingering my bunghole
>slim but nonzero chance that my mum might come up to say happy new year after the hour
Can't risk it.
Performing a wank in the missionary position (I'm on top) xx
normie NYRs:
propose to gf
put deposit on house
get fiance pregnant
renew everton season ticket
>currywurst thrown at the Reichstag
>death count in high 100, 000s
>New Year's Eve: All leave cancelled for armed police in London amid unprecedented security operation
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wonder, is "Dinner for One" popular in the UK?
It's a tradition to watch it every new year's eve in Germany
021
get you hence from my thread
i will not ask again
>>52916009
i have waited literally 4 months for someone to post that ritsu window picture so i could post my blender pic
>>52916169
never heard of it
>>52916122
>the mass shooting
singular
>several night clubs all over Germany.
plural
Hmmm
>>52916151
That's the default for me, I can't finish if I'm on the bottom.
>>52916204
austism
HOLY SHIT LADS TURN ON AL-JAZEERA
MASSIVE SIMULTANEOUS BOMBINGS ACROSS GERMANY
HUNDREDS DEAD
MERKEL CLOSES BORDERS
>Bryan Adams Rocks Big Ben Live
>merkel stands by her decision on open borders as the country burns to the ground around her
>>52916158
Sometimes i just want a reminder that i dont actually want to be a normie thanks lad
>>52916169
Can you tell us what is happening in Munich live please
>Islamic State have released the G-Virus from Resident Evil 2 into the German water supply.
>>52916169
no it isn't that popular here but i do remember hearing that it is a german tradition to watch it
quite interesting considering it isn't that popular here
seriously why isn't there even any programs around new years
fucking shit
>Ask a girl out at 23:59pm on the 31st of December
>Get dumped at 00:01am on the 1st of January
>/GF2015/ and /GF2016/ a complete success
>>52916263
nothing just lads memeing
>>52916251
lel
>>52916169
I'd never heard of it before QI, why is this a tradition lad?
>>52916242
haha yeah
Is Germany a hour or two infront?
>No English waifu
>No Welsh slagfu
>No Irish apprenticefu
WHY LIVE
>>52916169
No, it seems to be a German thing.
Enjoy it while you can though. Someone's really intent on turning Germany into bratwurst tonight.
>>52916263
Ribery and Benatia were seen with AKs
>>52916300
yes
>>52916158
>renew everton season ticket
>>52916274
Marina~
>>52916300
its about one or two hours ahead yeah
>>52916274
>>52916251
>>52916244
>>52916122
>>52916117
>>52915991
>>52915983
none of these were funny at all
>>52916177
>He thinks this thread is for him only
>>52916247
ISIS pls
>Merkel urges population not to allow right-wing dogma and Islamophobia to go unchecked, as IS fighters close in on the German capital
If there's actually an attack in Germany I won't be able to stop laughing.
>>52916128
this
I want to bring in the new year with a wank for good luck but i can't give my mum a hug if I've got jizz all over me
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Ivan was being a narcissist
>>52916286
Tangled is on tomorrow in the afternoon on Channel 4 I think. It's good. Also the main character is 17 and she turns 18 in the movie so it's completely acceptable to wank over her.
>tfw going to meditate as the new year comes in
>tfw fireworks will be heard in the background
blissful
>>52916358
mine was a ironic post relating to someone saying no one would believe if real news was posted
tricked
>>52916333
>>52916357
YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>>52916377
its saying they are all being told to avoid crowds there on the news
we aint making it up bruv
>tfw don't want people to die but maybe a horiffic terror attack will wake germany up and stop their demographic suicide
>>52916358
>t.Alberto Barbados
bit bored now desu, 17 minutes left til """"""new"""""""year
WASH AWAY THE ANGER
Who /http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews/ and /brit/ here
>Two dimensional Isis fighters have been seen fighting against the Germany military
>ISIS engineers create a gigantic retractable disk to blot out the sun across all of Germany
>oil prices skyrocket as lights are kept on 24/7
This year, Im going to inherit my own house.
Then I'm going to turn it into fortress
NEED A BF LADS
WHO CORNWALL HERE
got some great gimmicks lined up lads
going to have to wait a year for them though
>>52916423
I hope Germany is reduced to rubble so that America realizes letting in these refugees is suicide.
Sorry Germany, but please just take one for the team
Lads what should my first meal of 2016 be?
I feel like having runnerbeansalad or chocolate porridge but i would also be very open to completely different things.
Pls help
>Stepdad is pissed up and annoying my mum
>Might deck him
Thoughts
>>52916423
Was just thinking this 2bqh
>>52916300
It is indeed one of the two.
Want to do a 10 day Vipassana Meditation next year
how is it a new year when old problems still come into play? ;_;
>>52916446
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN
>go out and have a good time in Germany for NYE
>not be allowed to stand near anyone
>girl and I add one another on snapchat couple of weeks ago
>we get along so yeah why not
>have sent her like 5 or 6 in the period, so not that many but enough
>she hasn't sent me one back at all
>updating her story all the time
just about done trying 2bh god almighty it's like pulling teeth
64
no
however i am its master and decide who or who not is permitted to post
you belong to the latter category you scrunting
>these londoners paying money to stand in the cold listening to shitting music in a massive crowd of smelly pakis and somalians
>>52916472
Can I come?
pleeeease
>>52916403
poofter
>>52916423
>and stop their demographic suicide
Have you forgotten the Paris fallout already? Lefties and SJWs just spin it so that the only """"""right"""""" thing to do is take in even more """"""""refugees""""""""".
>>52916355
>tattoo
DROPPED
also,
>having a meme tier tattoo on your fucking face
haha what a paki slag
>Merkel orders protest groups to disperse or face arrest claiming "not all muslims"
>ISIS flag has now been raised over Munich
>>52916484
Your first meal will be a bullet as ISIS militants storm across the city of Munich
>>52916486
remove your mum from his vicinity instead, via taking her out for a walk or something
So sad to see all these people killed by ISIS. ROP Kennedy
>>52916423
This desu. People need to be scared out of their slumber.
Got a cold
>ISIS has taken credit for contaminating 10 breweries across Germany with American beer in a wide-scale terror attack
>>52916567
Irish healthcare
>tfw Ivan ruins the instasync
>>52916484
>runnerbeansalad
Why do Krauts who speak otherwise perfect English group nouns together like this?
>>52916330
To be fair if Ribery blew himself to pieces it'd probably make him more handsome
>>52916584
sounds like him
Germany, please bless us with a Kebab holocaust.
>be german
>go to the city centre to meet your friends on new years eve
>get told to go home because some brown people said some bad words
>>52916484
Some Shisha m8.
>>52916567
irish illness
>>52916567
irish weather
>LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH AS MILLIONS DIE IN BERLIN AND MUNICH
>>52916423
Even if a nukes goes off, all that will happen is a hashtag campaign #youaintnomuslimbruv
lads is tesco still open I think I want to get a mac and cheese ready meal
>>52916603
>be british
>say a bad word on twitter
>serve jail time
>>52916263
I don't know
I didn't know there was a terror warning
like every new year's eve I'm sitting in my room play video games and listen to O.M.D.'s Enola Gay (the greatest song ever written)
I think that bands like Depeche Mode or Soft Cell had better songs overall but this particular song is just a beautiful perfection of music if you ask me
The lyrics are great too
I don't think we should ever use weapons even if terrorists attack me
You might think I'm a hippie now (I do like Crass and Bob Dylan) but I'm just a happy human that knows deep inside their brains the terrorists are neckbeards like you and me
this germany posting is making me laugh
>>52916620
>an opportunity for tomorrow
>>52916588
this is how most germanic languages work and can be pretty hard to switch between doing it and not doing it
>>52916645
just make one yourself
>>52916608
>>52916611
>>52916620
>WE
>CAN
>DO
>IT
>Germany get mad about this
>Germany blitzkrieg the middle east
>>52916104
Well, I have a girl who is my friend
>>52916531
don't think it's a tattoo lad
>>52916547
I'm from Württemberg m8
>>52916588
Because that's what we do in German. It's a hard habit to break if you've been raised doing it.
Please tell me what to eat though, I'm starving.
>>52916516
Yes you can bro
Do you know how to use a spear? I can post you on the stairs
>>52916675
How the fuck is he going to make his own tesco you twat?
Who /party/ here?
>>52916684
Kev by MILES
>>52915342
Did something big happen, or are you just talking in general about the billion trillion refugees they're taking in?
>>52916660
>Gay
haha
>>52916684
really thought machine operating would be higher desu
http://instasync.com/r/IvanIvanovsky
in here for the bells lads
comfy music on currently
did my last poo of the year
Right lads ONE OF US will be the first to make the first britpost in the new year. We'll be able to tell by the post time.
It's gonna be me so don't even bother trying.
Anyone else going to blow their load as 2016 comes in?
>>52916667
Ir's cute desu :3
>>52916739
FONT
2015 will be over FOREVER, in 10 mins
>>52916703
>germany
>military
theyre not allowed to have any pointy shooty thingies these days because they can't behave
