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last thread of 2015 for the jfs in the future edition
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Poleaboo will kill you all
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JANNY
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>>52912582
need a short haired gf desu
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>>52912608
I was going to make a cara thread for you lad
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>>52912608
Who is this sexy lady?
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NEED TO SUCK A WHILLY LADS
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why do humans make such a big deal about it being a new year just because we have completed a complete orbit of the sun

literally nothing will change tomorrow we will all still go on being beta virgins
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>>52912654
imagine if hes actually here, not allowed to talk with us

>>52912677
wew

>>52912678
the gf
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>>52912678
my gf
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Azusa


Also VOTE (In both of these)
https://strawpoll.me/6413126
https://strawpoll.me/6413126
https://strawpoll.me/6413126

https://strawpoll.me/6413127
https://strawpoll.me/6413127
https://strawpoll.me/6413127
Results at midnight
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is i hate pakis still a meme on /brit/
havent been in in a while lads
missed a lot of memes
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>>52912704
>virgin
how? british girls are such slags in their teens
you went to a posh all boys school or something haha
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>>52912709
>>52912677
>>52912713
Do you post her here often then? She's so stunningly lovely.
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#Marinagf2016
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kpop desu lads
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>>52912660
itkf desu
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>one year closer to death!

no, one day closer. if we had to deal with the future one year at a time instead of one day at a time we'd be pretty fucked
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>>52912737
The only correct option
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>>52912759
first time of my life 2bh
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Where the hell do you find the key to unlock the door to fight Yawn in Resident Evil 1? I'm running around in circles here.
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>>52912704
Why do normies celebrate every Friday night >>52912709
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>>52912697
>tfw no british penis in my mouth
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Previous thread went well 2bh
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Wow she's so lovely.
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>broke everything
>fixed everything

dunno how I did either
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>>52912863
>>52912863
>>52912863
>>52912863
>>52912863

have some more on me lid
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>>>/int!52912790
No a boy
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Just bought the one on the right lads.
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Need advice on how to get a gf

Serious replies only
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GOD BLESS AMERICA
LAND THAT I LOVE
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>>52912790
No
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>>52912964
b urself
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live thread
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>>52912863
you casual
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>>52912944
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>>52912990
thats such a shit wall
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what a lie edition
still like over an hour until UK new years
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>>52912782
Imagine ruining your life over those two mongs
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/gf2015/ didn't work out lads. Gonna start /dontkillmyself2016/
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>>52912964
have you tried just b in urself lad?
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>>52912964
Lift, get tan, buy nice clothes, get a good haircut, get a good job, travel to exotic locales, be funny
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Just tried playing my xbox for the first time in ages, was shit desu. Feels bad for some reason
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>>52913006
left is the only one with any ass wtf
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just seen 6 black lads walk past

hardly any blacks live around here
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>>52912964
You have to get them to notice you.

A face tattoo for example.
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>>52912964
meet a girl at work, uni, tinder, wherever and ask her out if you like her and take it from there
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>>52913006

I love white butts, desu
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>>52913061
Same thing here la_
gonna be a tough year
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>>52913085
call the police lad can't take any risks
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>>52913071
its just annoying desu
but I still enjoy my SNES
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How is /suicide2016/ going lads?
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>>52913110
Are you sure?
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>post yfw you fuck with people (You) count

(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

>>52912957
Well lad, while that one is actually a hell of a lot better, that's the fresh one. The frozen one has it's own wedges. But if you fancy a cheeky 3 for £10/ 2 for £7, then get the one you linked, the Hawaiian chicken and the sunday roast one. Those 3 are absolutely fantastic.

t. ex-MFP guy who tried most of his wares.
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>>52913085
Stay safe xx
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Serious question: why is 4chan so male? Why do females not find their way here?
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>>52913138
bit early lad
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constantly feel like screaming or crying but internally

does anybody else feel like this
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>i posted fedora memes on the internet for my new years eve
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>>52912755
pls respond u nerds

i know youre @ home on NYE and not @ fabberz
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>>52913138
9 minutes to go lid
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>>52913212
it's not a meme
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>>52913140
who are these slags? please tell me it's a hen party or something similar so i can have a proper wank to it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APtj3EvhfWA

>being 13
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>>52913140
literally have a better butt than all of them
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>>52913169
same with reddit
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>>52913169
the majority probably have no desire to ruin conversation by bringing up their genitals
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>>52913140

Yes. The irish don't count
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>>52913169
Because women seem to find it difficult to fit into lads zones. Just as we find it diffucult to fit into girly zones (unless you're a poofter).
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>>52913169
the wi-fi signal is pretty shit in the kitchen
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>>52912608
>>52912677
>>52912678
>>52912866
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>>52913140
Fuck they need to hit the gym and do squats ASAP

>>52913138
Have to wait until my parents and cat are dead which could take years to decades before I can finally end it. Sucks
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Gonna get ready for beddy.
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>>52913241
reported
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Gonna play Alan wake in a bit lads great game
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>>52913169
Anonymity.
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>>52913287
by paris she means me
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>>52913169
any time i mention it you cunts have a go at me so i keep it to myself t b h
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>>52913169
tbf you wouldn't know whether or not this post or any other post was done by a feeeeeeeemale
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>>52913006
>That huge tiger dildo tho.
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>>52913254
literally no, half the girls i know use reddit, granted some of them are weirdos but this one cutie was telling how great it is and how she "looks down" on people who go to 4chan (which i mentioned was better than reddit)
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>>52913138
I'm in the centre of the crowd. Wearing a puffy jacket so nobody notices the vest. Should be one hell of a show ;)
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>>52913298

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgmAt3-ipM4
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>>52913169
think there's quite a lot of moistholes on 4chan but it's just easier pretending to be a dude to poopmail
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>mfw pakis are doing terror attacks in germany
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEvxPwXNKY
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>>52913169
>>52913267

Also, women find it difficult to flaunt them being females on an anonymous website.
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>>52913329
>feeeeeeeemale
fuck of sjw
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>Being suicidal

Poor gimmick 2bh. Just turn off your emotions like me
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>>52913169
there are more girls that you think lad
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>>52913290
We still live in times where the majority of women think doing any sort of weight work will turn them into a roided female bodybuilder with bowling ball delts, an HGH gut and a dick-clit. There's still a long way to go.

Instagram fitness whores are paving the way but at the moment the only people fucking them are rich oil sheiks who fly them to Dubai and shit on their chests for money.
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>>52913345

>knowing enough girls that you can say "half the girls I know"


FUCKING NOMRIES OUT OUT OUTTTTTTT
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>>52913367
Well done Merkel
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>no (You)s at all last thread
>already got 20 (You)s this thread

Why is the (You) market so volatile?
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>>52913345
literally yes. i dont care about your shitty anecdote.

the stats back it up
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>>52913345
>talking about 4chan irl
>in front of girls
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What will be your last fap of the year lad? mine will be to trap hentai on sadpanda
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Normie fucking Chad younger (kill me) brother is having his fucking friends and girlfriend round in the room next to mine until they go out at 11:30. Fuck this shit. Now I've got to sit in fucking silence in the dark so they don't know I'm in here.
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>>52913169

They can't live without likes or karma or other forum reward bullshit, they need constant reassurance and recognition. Women are total narcissists and rarely form opinions of their own.
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order 66 lads
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>>52913367
#refugeeswelcome
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>>52913169
Some of the brightest men have figured out why women just rarely graduate beyond petty interpersonal socialization.

http://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/onwomen.html
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>>52913440
Post a link senpai.
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>the two people I regularly talk to are offline
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>>52913367
No room for the white man in Merkel's Pax Islamica
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Lads. One last time in honour of 2015.

POST BEST OF 2015 SLAGS!
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>>52913410

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbOQlIXadn0
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alri lads
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>>52913482
I haven't decided on which one yet la
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For that cara guy

would you go to a book signing or whatever if she held one in your town?
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Sat near the thames waiting for the fireworks lads. Pretty cold desu, would like to be comfy at home with a gf
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>>52913537
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>>52913534
probably
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>>52913410
Feels bad

Costs 200-300 dollars for a 1 hour wrestling/dom/muscle worship session with buff girls
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>>52913140
it gets more surprising with each arse you look at, you keep thinking the next one will be good and it isn't til it becomes implausible that so many bad arses can all be in the same place at the same time t b h
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still waiting on that party invite lads

getting to be a bit of a joke now
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>>52913440
Already did it

it was of the gay variety
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>>52913431
See:
>>52913154


(You)(You)_(You)(You)(You)
(You)_____________(You)
(You)____________(You)
(You)(You)______(You)
(You)_________(You)
(You)_______(You)
(You)(You)_(You)(You)(You)
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>>52913502
>Germany elected a fucking Chemist to be their Chancellor
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>>52913307
lad it's 2016, not 2010.
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>>52913410
>Instagram fitness whores are paving the way but at the moment the only people fucking them are rich oil sheiks who fly them to Dubai and shit on their chests for money.

Kek, that tag the sponsor site's pretty funny
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>>52913503
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>>52913568
tought you'd have been all over that
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need a qt gf to cuddle
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weeeeeee new years wahey haha
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got a clicky ankle lads
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>>52913573
That would be good, but muscle girls with attractive faces are uncommon.
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>that one guy who went to the manchester meet and had to pay to get a taxi home
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>>52913652
am a bit introvert irl 2bh
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quite tired
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>>52913659
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>>52913603
I'll have you know I scrolled down and counted every (You) personally
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not a fan of psilocybin mushrooms. i end up crying usually.
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>millions of Europeans are kissing right now
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35208669
Refugees are at it again lads
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>>52913695
fuck off cunt that lad is a hero tbd (to be desu)
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how did the meetup go?
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>>52913696
so a looser lolmao
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>>52913726
Prove it. Post all of those (You)'s.
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>>52913756
got a boner
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>>52913695
>had to pay to get a taxi home

That's how taxis usually work lad haha
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>>52913695
>that one guy who stayed inside during new years eve posting on /int/
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>>52913696
>am a bit introvert irl 2bh

are u neet
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>>52913699
lay your head down x
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>>52913566

PAIGE
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>>52913668
don't fret about it mate they're pretty harmless
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>>52913740
you probably have deep seated mental issues
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>>52913673
I think this chick is English and lives around London, but could be wrong. Lost the link to her sites
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>>52913779
it was more of a fuckup desu
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<<52913787
Well you're one haha
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>>52913781
the lad's main hobby is posting the word cara on the internet lad. you didn't need to know he's introverted to know he's a loser t b h
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>>52913773
bigot
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57 MINUTES

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GF YET, PULL YOUR FINGER OUT
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>>52913573
Can't you just find a bodybuilder gf, most are single
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2128219/The-way-I-look-makes-hard-meet-men-UKs-biggest-female-bodybuilder-reveals-shes-single-years.html
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>>52913828
might as well wait till after 12 now haha
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>>52913799
jokes on you, andreas, I'm posting from my laptop in the garden
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>>52913891
a finger is all i need m8
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>>52913870
muscular girls are ugly
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There is no god but Allah...
happy new year muslim people
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>>52913891
*runs to the club*
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Isis desu lads
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What's your main New Years resolution /brit/?
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>let over 1 million muslims into your country without checking them
>be surprised when they suicide bomb your new years celebrations
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>>52913891
But ny finger Is in my twin bfs bum
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I'm from the future, senpai.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35208669

>Germans asked to avoid crowds, because of impending terror threat

>on New Year's Eve

top jej
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>>52913945
Told
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>>52913953
read a bit more
make a decent attempt to learn a language
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>>52913870
hate that bird so much, added her on snapchat cos i thought i'd see some tits but her story feed thing is just her and her monkey bf sweating on treadmills and eating disgusting food and saying its amazing t b h
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>>52913792
>Millions of cute European girls are having arabian and african salivia sliding down their throats THIS INSTANT
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>>52913953
Not be a failure, fail, kill self
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>>52913919
my name is actually andrea what the fuck lol
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i want to cuddle her bum tbqh
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West Sussex
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Unironically excited for the upcoming terrorist attacks.
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>>52914007
got a massive boner now
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did u fagots do that meetup?
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KY# WHERE ARE YOU

AAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Any of you lads ever tried one of those prostate massager things. No homo
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>>52913901
>Low bodyfat and huge steroid muscles

ew. /fit/ athletic chicks are good, bodybuilders not so much. Plus they fuck their bodies up with drugs. Women get massively messed up if their bodyfat goes below 10% for extended periods of time, can shut down menstruation etc.
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>>52914072
It's a bit late for that now
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Going through all the stuff I saved over the year. Rip astronaut guy
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>>52914072
which one lad?
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I want to start sticking things up my bum in 2016, any advice?
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>>52914117
you mean a dildo?
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>>52913953
Drink more whisky and rum than beer beause beer is overrated and also speak to my dad and nan more because they'll be dead soon.
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>KEKMANY
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>29 confirmed dead in munich
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>>52913815
err well yes lost my job just now lmao
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>>52914152
Start with my willy
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>>52914117
>one of those prostate massager things.

Gay men?
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>>52914139
RIP
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>>52914152
Don't.

I stuck a sharpened pencil ip my bum-bum last year and it's lodged.
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>>52914152
start with my willy
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>>52914040
it was a guess, it's a pretty popular name in portugal, no?
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>drunk people when you're sober

Glad I don't drink desu, dread to think what I was like when I'd had a few drinks.
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>>52914085
yes, but it turns out it was an ambush

As i entered the station a bunch of hampshirians began their attack

anime scum i muttered unsheathing my dick
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>>52914244
no thats André for males or Andreia for women. Andreas/Andrea is more of an italian name
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Went out to go to pub but changed my mind and walked back again. Was in city centre but it's just not my thing lads and I've come to accept that
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>>52914201
what happened?
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>>52914301
I'm at home getting drunk and the other one is in Japan, must have been a false flag desu
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>>52913919
>>52914040
toplel, bet that scared you didn't it m8
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>>52914323
didn't get fired but it works a bit weird here, long story short they couldn't give me a new contract and it ended 10 minutes ago
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>mustard gas used in several nightclubs in Berlin, death toll is high
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>>52914122
Well you're not going to get an athletic girl m8, they get their pic of 10/10 alphas. If you want this sort of thing take up Judo or Brazilian Ju Jitsu or something.
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LADS, IT'S HAPPENING IN MUNICH, TURN ON THE NEWS
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Wew isis bringing the 2016 banter to Germany
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Love this meme where people pretend they've never had a gf, you absolute madmen haha
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>Jools Holland

IT BEGINS
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>>52914313
I went for a drive into town to see what was up. I have no friends and my family are all away. I drove around for a bit then gave up and went home.
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Happy New Year, bongs (and Irishmen)

And Aussies, Kiwis...too late
And well, Canadians and Murricans...I'll be sleepin' but happy new year
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>>52914311
Didn't know André was Portuguese. Though I do have a family friend called André who lives in Brazil, makes sense.
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>>52914368
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>>52914416
wow fuck you too pierre
happy new year xoxo
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>>52914313
Don't worry, I just straight up told people I didn't want to go out this year

It's nice not having to pretend for once
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would you fugg?
yes or no
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Getting drunk with my family and their friends

This is very uncomfortable desu
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>nuclear device detonated in Munich
>0 white deaths
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>>52914360
oh fugg
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>ISIS murdering Germans
>Turn on the Hootenanny
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>>52914377
it isnt theres a warning in place
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>>52914368
why is she topless?
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>>52914481
it'll be fiiiiiiiiiine
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>>52914363
>>52914377
>>52914393
Stop meming has something happened or not?
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>A bomb used in Dusseldorf by an Arabic man after shouting "God is Great" in Arabic, the entire city has been wiped off of the map
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TWO BOMBS EXPLODED IN MUNICH
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>Jools Holland Hootenanay
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>>52914451
The average Irish chick has a better arse desu
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lads the thread before midnight needs to be /gmt/ edition and invite our Portuguese alis
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>Merkel

why did she do this
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>>52914454
sounds banterously awkward
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>>52914377
FUCK LADS THEY'VE EVACUATED A TRAIN STATION ITS AMAZING WOW NO ONE IS ALLOWED IN THE TRAIN STATION
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http://strawpoll.me/6416216

http://strawpoll.me/6416216
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Tfw safe on island fortress
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>>52914537
no nothings happened

however, stations have been evacuated and there is a warning in place
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>>52914394
E V A N G E L I N E
V
A
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qt on sky news
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>>52914550
>>52914541
>>52914482
shit meme
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>Call yourself a liberal, progressive society
>Can't celebrate the new year because of fear you'll be blown up
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>>52914584
It is senpai
Hiding on my phone at the moment
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>KT Tunstal
AND
>Tom Jones

Good God
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>merkel has had her throat slit as she posed for a selfie with a refugee
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should auld acquaintance be forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acxnmaVTlZA
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>a man wielding a dragon dildo has attacked crowds in a shopping centre in Cologne
>many casualties, updates to follow
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She hasn't replied. She saw my message at half 7. What's wrong with me?
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>>52914537
If it has the BBC has nothing yet.
>>
in the /a/ radio thread

not sure why
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MAN WITH FUNNY MOUSTACHE HAS JUST TAKEN OVER ALL OF GERMANY IN THE LAST SECOND
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>Germany 'wiped off the map' by ISIS unconfirmed reports say
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>major bombing in Germany
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>brown people attacking germans in the street on nye
>white germans defending themselves
>get called racist
>get thrown in jail
>mr brown man compensated for the traumatic experience
>merkel comes on tv to "stand with refugees" and encourages germans to hug a darkie
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>>52914600
>lad not winning
fucking outrageous you benders
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>>52914444
Thanks m8, nice quads
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>tfw belgium and germany are locking everything down and theres literally no brakes on the fireworks here
feels good 2bh
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>>52914368
I know, it sucks. Holding out that there's some shy autist athletic girl out there, maybe grew up fat and bullied and wants a nerdy bf

I think that woman I just posted is Irish actually, thought she was a yank because she's a fundie christian who lifts for Christ on her blog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=HCV-DbMhkrM
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HOLY SHIT MUNICH
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>>52914668
You are potato
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>>52914668
Just do your thing and relax. You're fine.
>>
>German Federal Police responding to reports of gunfire in central Munich nightclub
>Train station in Munich evacuated after French intelligence reports - AFP

FUGG IT IS HABBENING
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>>52914673
The BBC is actually often fucking slow in reporting thing.

Probably checking whether it's politically correct beforehand.
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>isis have unleaded hundreds of lions into berlin city centre which have eaten thousands of white germans
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>>52914653
>knife failed to penetrate blubber
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>>52914676
/a/ is a shit board desu
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>so drunk that Is Jools Holland is actually good
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>>52914668
she doesnt give a shit about u
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Can't stop imagining I'm the girl when I watch porn lads.

They just seems like they enjoy it so much more. Am I going bent?
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>>52914735
>gunfire

It's just fireworks the daft cunts
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>>52914668
she could tell you weren't being yourself
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>>52914784
yeah desu i barely watch anime pretty much films

did it last year though so figured might have a look again

had alcohol last time though
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the fact that you cunts are laughing if a terror attack happened is why europe will fail

you should be fighting back not posting reaction images on a philipino embroidery design forum
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these memes must stop. its extremely insensitive

you all have been most unwise here. modt unwise.
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>get drunk
>suddenly JOOLS HOLLAND
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Can /brit/ redpill me on Harold Godwinson??
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>invite strangers into your home
>be surprised when they rob and rape you
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Turn on Sky, the BBC are way fucking behind as usual. Just "reports" of gunfire at a nightclub in Munich
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Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism

Self-imposed social isolation

Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships

Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus

Feelings of inadequacy

Severe low self-esteem

Self-loathing

Mistrust of others

Emotional distancing related to intimacy

Highly self-conscious

Self-critical about their problems relating to others

Problems in occupational functioning

Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful

Feeling inferior to others

In some extreme cases, agoraphobia

Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
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>>52914788
what was your last wank of the year like?
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>German bodies piled high in the sky BBC sources confirm
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>WTF? How can you say islam is not a religion of peace? That's fucking racist
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Just ate a whole Lindt bunny lads
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>isis wanted to crash a plane into a beautiful german building but the brits bombs them all in the war
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is there any good tv on to watch?

really don't know what to do

seriously considering going to bed desu
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>>52914824
>tell everyone islam is retarded
>get called islamaphobic
>laugh at them when they get blown up

seem fair desu
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>Jools Holland has gone on a rampage in Munich.
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>>52914862
bitter and extreme
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>>52914885
good lad
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>unconfirmed report of over a billion deaths in Berlin as ISIS travel back in time and retroactively prevent the city from ever existing
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>these chavs from york on sky news crying about their flat
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>Jess Glynne

We /Clean Bandit/ now
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>>52914904
I am very tired

think I'm just gonna go watch telly in bed x
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>>52914850
Give me a hug Kev
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>>52914797
Yes, but to various degrees. When imagining yourself as the girl in porn, if you focus on the male as a whole, especially the face, then you're quite bent. If you focus just on their dick, you're not as bent, but still bent.

I was similar back in the day, try out some fempov
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don't enjoy this german meme desu

just rude
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>>52914823
Even as someone who watches a lot of anime it's a shit board though, It's just "x is best girl you're waifu a shit I want to violently fuck this 7 year old anime girl" pretty dire 2bh
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happening?
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>>52914684
mildly amusing post
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>"Up to 300" hostages in VLK nightclub in central Munich
>Unknown number of assailants

Bataclan 2.0 desu mark my words
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>>52914957
muh act of god

kek
>>
The city of Munich has EXPLODED according to reports. Exploded with jubiliation about the new year, that is
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>>52914946
by that logic, the invention of tcontraception was mass genocide on an unprecedented level
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>>52914946
I chuckled.
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>>52914753
>>
>>52914986
i normally go to laugh at the waifu threads, just find them completely hilarous when im feeling shit
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>>52914998
Where did you see that?
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Happy new years -40min

#ouryear
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when is the paki new year
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>>52914964
alri lad
>>
feelin' fine
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>>52915047
Sky News
>>
>accept 1 and a half million muslim refugees
>they are still hell bent on killing you for no reason

BUT MUH WHITE RACISM
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>suicide bombing on german transport likes all over the country
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>turn on bbc news
>Reichstag has been converted into a giant mosque
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>>52914754

I'm saddened (not gladdened)!
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>>52914707
>Holding out that there's some shy autist athletic girl out there, maybe grew up fat and bullied and wants a nerdy bf
Top kek m8

They don't stay shy, you know that. Nobody wants a nerdy boyfriend, not even nerdy girls.

>Pic related: Married to former queen of /v/
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>>52915011
>>
>>52914684

why is white people dying funny to you?
>>
>>52915076
desu kev looks like a top lad and I'd be his mate.

I'll be your mate too :3
>>
>>52915061
Let's guess Sweden's white population by the end of 2016.

I say 52%.
>>
>Munich rises up on metallic legs and begins exterminating kaffir
>public urged to remain calm and report any instances of islamophobia
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>>52914416
happy new year my frog-eating friend
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hows the meet going lads
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who will get the first post of 2016?
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>>52915069
>when is the paki new year
Something like March
>>
>>52915047
gf sent me it, she's safe though because her friend Ahmed knew in advance to stay in his apartment where they'd be in safe. What a lad, eh?
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>why is white people dying funny to you?
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>>52915069
ask the germans
>>
>>52915158
i've been posting in 2016 for a while now 2bh
>>
next time we go to war with germany, we're going side by side against the muslim invaders

no more brother wars
>>
>>52915139
Lad, you do know that Sweden is unironically whiter than the UK memes aside, right?
>>
is she thinking about me at all lads?
>>
>>52915162
raasheed
>>
>>52915218
except all your women are carrying black rape children
>>
Will the left wing die out this year guys?
I want the Islam sympathisers, feminists & the SJW's in general to disappear.

Or will 2016 be worse? ultimately leading us to our darkest time until EU wakes up.
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>>52915218
#realtalk
>>
is there actually something happening in Germany?
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Kay Burley would get ngl
>>
>Sweden scraps fireworks, plays Islamic music to usher in 2016
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>>52915241
ask her
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>>52915241
no she's off her tits and getting stuffed by an alpha right now
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>Tune my television into the British Broadcasting Corporation news channel
>ISIS has hacked into the traffic system in Munich making it 5% less efficient and causing mass suicides across Germany
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>hello german do you want to use the public transport your taxes payed for
>no we can't because muslims are trying to blow it up so we need to walk home
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>tfw Munich is a red herring and they're really going to attack London
>tfw Jools gets Bataclan'd by IS live on TV at his own hootenanny
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>>52915292
>>52915294
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>>52915241
To be perfectly honest mate she will know you fancy her, even if you haven't told her already, and will keep that in her mind.

If something goes wrong and she feels sexually demeaned, either by another woman or a guy that turned her down/upset her, she'll think about you a lot more.
>>
>>52915218
All memes aside, countries measure whiteness differently. In America north africans are "white" in the UK they are not.
>>
>Reports are coming of massive casualties in Frankfurt after the city of Munich was flown into an office building in the middle of the city's financial district
>>
>>52915265
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=news+for+germany
>>
>>52915265
Yes there are things happenimg all the time everywhere mate
>>
>>52915342
>>52915342
>>52915342
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>>52915249
cant abort it because its racist
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>aw u witha duh bbc?
>NO SKY NETWORK
>>
>>52915332
t. alberto barbosa
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>>52915310
the hootenanny is actually recorded a few days prior to nye
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>they're doing the "le made you turn on le news" joke again
>>
>>52915310
Well, here's hoping.
>>
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kek
>>
>>52915318
did you confuse my flag for the red white and blue or whats your point here mate
>>
WE ARE ALMOST OUT OF TIME!
#GULP
>>
>>52915397
Who gives a shit.
>>
Keep fucking shitting myself at these fireworks, it's like I'm living in Syria or something.
>>
>>52914850
largely fit the bill, but I'm not 'shy' in social situations (just inept), don't use fantasy to escape reality and don't mistrust others

realistically those categories apply to the vast majority of people to some extent, regardless of how extroverted/socially adept they are
>>
>>52912863
>>52912863
>>52912863
>>52912863
>>52912863
this is for (you) lad
>>
So what happened with the manny meet up
I beg someone fill me in with all the details
>>
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