last thread of 2015 for the jfs in the future edition
Poleaboo will kill you all
JANNY
>>52912582
need a short haired gf desu
>>52912608
I was going to make a cara thread for you lad
>>52912608
Who is this sexy lady?
NEED TO SUCK A WHILLY LADS
why do humans make such a big deal about it being a new year just because we have completed a complete orbit of the sun
literally nothing will change tomorrow we will all still go on being beta virgins
>>52912654
imagine if hes actually here, not allowed to talk with us
>>52912677
wew
>>52912678
the gf
>>52912678
my gf
Azusa
Also VOTE (In both of these)
https://strawpoll.me/6413126
https://strawpoll.me/6413126
https://strawpoll.me/6413126
https://strawpoll.me/6413127
https://strawpoll.me/6413127
https://strawpoll.me/6413127
Results at midnight
is i hate pakis still a meme on /brit/
havent been in in a while lads
missed a lot of memes
>>52912704
>virgin
how? british girls are such slags in their teens
you went to a posh all boys school or something haha
>>52912709
>>52912677
>>52912713
Do you post her here often then? She's so stunningly lovely.
#Marinagf2016
kpop desu lads
>>52912660
itkf desu
>one year closer to death!
no, one day closer. if we had to deal with the future one year at a time instead of one day at a time we'd be pretty fucked
>>52912737
The only correct option
>>52912759
first time of my life 2bh
Where the hell do you find the key to unlock the door to fight Yawn in Resident Evil 1? I'm running around in circles here.
>>52912704
Why do normies celebrate every Friday night >>52912709
>>52912697
>tfw no british penis in my mouth
Previous thread went well 2bh
Wow she's so lovely.
>broke everything
>fixed everything
dunno how I did either
>>52912863
>>52912863
>>52912863
>>52912863
>>52912863
have some more on me lid
>>>/int!52912790
No a boy
Just bought the one on the right lads.
Need advice on how to get a gf
Serious replies only
GOD BLESS AMERICA
LAND THAT I LOVE
>>52912964
b urself
live thread
>>52912863
you casual
>>52912944
>>52912990
thats such a shit wall
what a lie edition
still like over an hour until UK new years
>>52912782
Imagine ruining your life over those two mongs
/gf2015/ didn't work out lads. Gonna start /dontkillmyself2016/
>>52912964
have you tried just b in urself lad?
>>52912964
Lift, get tan, buy nice clothes, get a good haircut, get a good job, travel to exotic locales, be funny
Just tried playing my xbox for the first time in ages, was shit desu. Feels bad for some reason
>>52913006
left is the only one with any ass wtf
just seen 6 black lads walk past
hardly any blacks live around here
>>52912964
You have to get them to notice you.
A face tattoo for example.
>>52912964
meet a girl at work, uni, tinder, wherever and ask her out if you like her and take it from there
>>52913006
I love white butts, desu
>>52913061
Same thing here la_
gonna be a tough year
>>52913085
call the police lad can't take any risks
>>52913071
its just annoying desu
but I still enjoy my SNES
How is /suicide2016/ going lads?
>>52913110
Are you sure?
>post yfw you fuck with people (You) count
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
>>52912957
Well lad, while that one is actually a hell of a lot better, that's the fresh one. The frozen one has it's own wedges. But if you fancy a cheeky 3 for £10/ 2 for £7, then get the one you linked, the Hawaiian chicken and the sunday roast one. Those 3 are absolutely fantastic.
t. ex-MFP guy who tried most of his wares.
>>52913085
Stay safe xx
Serious question: why is 4chan so male? Why do females not find their way here?
>>52913138
bit early lad
constantly feel like screaming or crying but internally
does anybody else feel like this
>i posted fedora memes on the internet for my new years eve
>>52912755
pls respond u nerds
i know youre @ home on NYE and not @ fabberz
>>52913138
9 minutes to go lid
>>52913212
it's not a meme
>>52913140
who are these slags? please tell me it's a hen party or something similar so i can have a proper wank to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APtj3EvhfWA
>being 13
>>52913140
literally have a better butt than all of them
>>52913169
same with reddit
>>52913169
the majority probably have no desire to ruin conversation by bringing up their genitals
>>52913140
Yes. The irish don't count
>>52913169
Because women seem to find it difficult to fit into lads zones. Just as we find it diffucult to fit into girly zones (unless you're a poofter).
>>52913169
the wi-fi signal is pretty shit in the kitchen
>>52912608
>>52912677
>>52912678
>>52912866
>>52913140
Fuck they need to hit the gym and do squats ASAP
>>52913138
Have to wait until my parents and cat are dead which could take years to decades before I can finally end it. Sucks
Gonna get ready for beddy.
>>52913241
reported
Gonna play Alan wake in a bit lads great game
>>52913169
Anonymity.
>>52913287
by paris she means me
>>52913169
any time i mention it you cunts have a go at me so i keep it to myself t b h
>>52913169
tbf you wouldn't know whether or not this post or any other post was done by a feeeeeeeemale
>>52913006
>That huge tiger dildo tho.
>>52913254
literally no, half the girls i know use reddit, granted some of them are weirdos but this one cutie was telling how great it is and how she "looks down" on people who go to 4chan (which i mentioned was better than reddit)
>>52913138
I'm in the centre of the crowd. Wearing a puffy jacket so nobody notices the vest. Should be one hell of a show ;)
>>52913298
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgmAt3-ipM4
>>52913169
think there's quite a lot of moistholes on 4chan but it's just easier pretending to be a dude to poopmail
>mfw pakis are doing terror attacks in germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEvxPwXNKY
>>52913169
>>52913267
Also, women find it difficult to flaunt them being females on an anonymous website.
>>52913329
>feeeeeeeemale
fuck of sjw
>Being suicidal
Poor gimmick 2bh. Just turn off your emotions like me
>>52913169
there are more girls that you think lad
>>52913290
We still live in times where the majority of women think doing any sort of weight work will turn them into a roided female bodybuilder with bowling ball delts, an HGH gut and a dick-clit. There's still a long way to go.
Instagram fitness whores are paving the way but at the moment the only people fucking them are rich oil sheiks who fly them to Dubai and shit on their chests for money.
>>52913345
>knowing enough girls that you can say "half the girls I know"
FUCKING NOMRIES OUT OUT OUTTTTTTT
>>52913367
Well done Merkel
>no (You)s at all last thread
>already got 20 (You)s this thread
Why is the (You) market so volatile?
>>52913345
literally yes. i dont care about your shitty anecdote.
the stats back it up
>>52913345
>talking about 4chan irl
>in front of girls
What will be your last fap of the year lad? mine will be to trap hentai on sadpanda
Normie fucking Chad younger (kill me) brother is having his fucking friends and girlfriend round in the room next to mine until they go out at 11:30. Fuck this shit. Now I've got to sit in fucking silence in the dark so they don't know I'm in here.
>>52913169
They can't live without likes or karma or other forum reward bullshit, they need constant reassurance and recognition. Women are total narcissists and rarely form opinions of their own.
order 66 lads
>>52913367
#refugeeswelcome
>>52913169
Some of the brightest men have figured out why women just rarely graduate beyond petty interpersonal socialization.
http://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/onwomen.html
>>52913440
Post a link senpai.
>the two people I regularly talk to are offline
>>52913367
No room for the white man in Merkel's Pax Islamica
Lads. One last time in honour of 2015.
POST BEST OF 2015 SLAGS!
>>52913410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbOQlIXadn0
alri lads
>>52913482
I haven't decided on which one yet la
For that cara guy
would you go to a book signing or whatever if she held one in your town?
Sat near the thames waiting for the fireworks lads. Pretty cold desu, would like to be comfy at home with a gf
>>52913537
>>52913534
probably
>>52913410
Feels bad
Costs 200-300 dollars for a 1 hour wrestling/dom/muscle worship session with buff girls
>>52913140
it gets more surprising with each arse you look at, you keep thinking the next one will be good and it isn't til it becomes implausible that so many bad arses can all be in the same place at the same time t b h
still waiting on that party invite lads
getting to be a bit of a joke now
>>52913440
Already did it
it was of the gay variety
>>52913431
See:
>>52913154
(You)(You)_(You)(You)(You)
(You)_____________(You)
(You)____________(You)
(You)(You)______(You)
(You)_________(You)
(You)_______(You)
(You)(You)_(You)(You)(You)
>>52913502
>Germany elected a fucking Chemist to be their Chancellor
>>52913307
lad it's 2016, not 2010.
>>52913410
>Instagram fitness whores are paving the way but at the moment the only people fucking them are rich oil sheiks who fly them to Dubai and shit on their chests for money.
Kek, that tag the sponsor site's pretty funny
>>52913503
>>52913568
tought you'd have been all over that
need a qt gf to cuddle
weeeeeee new years wahey haha
got a clicky ankle lads
>>52913573
That would be good, but muscle girls with attractive faces are uncommon.
>that one guy who went to the manchester meet and had to pay to get a taxi home
>>52913652
am a bit introvert irl 2bh
quite tired
>>52913659
>>52913603
I'll have you know I scrolled down and counted every (You) personally
not a fan of psilocybin mushrooms. i end up crying usually.
>millions of Europeans are kissing right now
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35208669
Refugees are at it again lads
>>52913695
fuck off cunt that lad is a hero tbd (to be desu)
how did the meetup go?
>>52913696
so a looser lolmao
>>52913726
Prove it. Post all of those (You)'s.
>>52913756
got a boner
>>52913695
>had to pay to get a taxi home
That's how taxis usually work lad haha
>>52913695
>that one guy who stayed inside during new years eve posting on /int/
>>52913696
>am a bit introvert irl 2bh
are u neet
>>52913699
lay your head down x
>>52913566
PAIGE
>>52913668
don't fret about it mate they're pretty harmless
>>52913740
you probably have deep seated mental issues
>>52913673
I think this chick is English and lives around London, but could be wrong. Lost the link to her sites
>>52913779
it was more of a fuckup desu
<<52913787
Well you're one haha
>>52913781
the lad's main hobby is posting the word cara on the internet lad. you didn't need to know he's introverted to know he's a loser t b h
>>52913773
bigot
57 MINUTES
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GF YET, PULL YOUR FINGER OUT
>>52913573
Can't you just find a bodybuilder gf, most are single
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2128219/The-way-I-look-makes-hard-meet-men-UKs-biggest-female-bodybuilder-reveals-shes-single-years.html
>>52913828
might as well wait till after 12 now haha
>>52913799
jokes on you, andreas, I'm posting from my laptop in the garden
>>52913891
a finger is all i need m8
>>52913870
muscular girls are ugly
There is no god but Allah...
happy new year muslim people
>>52913891
*runs to the club*
Isis desu lads
What's your main New Years resolution /brit/?
>let over 1 million muslims into your country without checking them
>be surprised when they suicide bomb your new years celebrations
>>52913891
But ny finger Is in my twin bfs bum
I'm from the future, senpai.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35208669
>Germans asked to avoid crowds, because of impending terror threat
>on New Year's Eve
top jej
>>52913945
Told
>>52913953
read a bit more
make a decent attempt to learn a language
>>52913870
hate that bird so much, added her on snapchat cos i thought i'd see some tits but her story feed thing is just her and her monkey bf sweating on treadmills and eating disgusting food and saying its amazing t b h
>>52913792
>Millions of cute European girls are having arabian and african salivia sliding down their throats THIS INSTANT
>>52913953
Not be a failure, fail, kill self
>>52913919
my name is actually andrea what the fuck lol
i want to cuddle her bum tbqh
West Sussex
Unironically excited for the upcoming terrorist attacks.
>>52914007
got a massive boner now
did u fagots do that meetup?
KY# WHERE ARE YOU
AAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Any of you lads ever tried one of those prostate massager things. No homo
>>52913901
>Low bodyfat and huge steroid muscles
ew. /fit/ athletic chicks are good, bodybuilders not so much. Plus they fuck their bodies up with drugs. Women get massively messed up if their bodyfat goes below 10% for extended periods of time, can shut down menstruation etc.
>>52914072
It's a bit late for that now
Going through all the stuff I saved over the year. Rip astronaut guy
>>52914072
which one lad?
I want to start sticking things up my bum in 2016, any advice?
>>52914117
you mean a dildo?
>>52913953
Drink more whisky and rum than beer beause beer is overrated and also speak to my dad and nan more because they'll be dead soon.
>KEKMANY
>29 confirmed dead in munich
>>52913815
err well yes lost my job just now lmao
>>52914152
Start with my willy
>>52914117
>one of those prostate massager things.
Gay men?
>>52914139
RIP
>>52914152
Don't.
I stuck a sharpened pencil ip my bum-bum last year and it's lodged.
>>52914152
start with my willy
>>52914040
it was a guess, it's a pretty popular name in portugal, no?
>drunk people when you're sober
Glad I don't drink desu, dread to think what I was like when I'd had a few drinks.
>>52914085
yes, but it turns out it was an ambush
As i entered the station a bunch of hampshirians began their attack
anime scum i muttered unsheathing my dick
>>52914244
no thats André for males or Andreia for women. Andreas/Andrea is more of an italian name
Went out to go to pub but changed my mind and walked back again. Was in city centre but it's just not my thing lads and I've come to accept that
>>52914201
what happened?
>>52914301
I'm at home getting drunk and the other one is in Japan, must have been a false flag desu
>>52913919
>>52914040
toplel, bet that scared you didn't it m8
>>52914323
didn't get fired but it works a bit weird here, long story short they couldn't give me a new contract and it ended 10 minutes ago
>mustard gas used in several nightclubs in Berlin, death toll is high
>>52914122
Well you're not going to get an athletic girl m8, they get their pic of 10/10 alphas. If you want this sort of thing take up Judo or Brazilian Ju Jitsu or something.
LADS, IT'S HAPPENING IN MUNICH, TURN ON THE NEWS
Wew isis bringing the 2016 banter to Germany
Love this meme where people pretend they've never had a gf, you absolute madmen haha
>Jools Holland
IT BEGINS
>>52914313
I went for a drive into town to see what was up. I have no friends and my family are all away. I drove around for a bit then gave up and went home.
Happy New Year, bongs (and Irishmen)
And Aussies, Kiwis...too late
And well, Canadians and Murricans...I'll be sleepin' but happy new year
>>52914311
Didn't know André was Portuguese. Though I do have a family friend called André who lives in Brazil, makes sense.
>>52914416
wow fuck you too pierre
happy new year xoxo
>>52914313
Don't worry, I just straight up told people I didn't want to go out this year
It's nice not having to pretend for once
would you fugg?
yes or no
Getting drunk with my family and their friends
This is very uncomfortable desu
>nuclear device detonated in Munich
>0 white deaths
>>52914360
oh fugg
>ISIS murdering Germans
>Turn on the Hootenanny
>>52914377
>>52914363
>>52914377
it isnt theres a warning in place
>>52914368
why is she topless?
>>52914481
it'll be fiiiiiiiiiine
>>52914363
>>52914377
>>52914393
Stop meming has something happened or not?
>A bomb used in Dusseldorf by an Arabic man after shouting "God is Great" in Arabic, the entire city has been wiped off of the map
TWO BOMBS EXPLODED IN MUNICH
>Jools Holland Hootenanay
>>52914451
The average Irish chick has a better arse desu
lads the thread before midnight needs to be /gmt/ edition and invite our Portuguese alis
>Merkel
why did she do this
>>52914454
sounds banterously awkward
>>52914377
FUCK LADS THEY'VE EVACUATED A TRAIN STATION ITS AMAZING WOW NO ONE IS ALLOWED IN THE TRAIN STATION
http://strawpoll.me/6416216
http://strawpoll.me/6416216
Tfw safe on island fortress
>>52914537
no nothings happened
however, stations have been evacuated and there is a warning in place
>>52914394
E V A N G E L I N E
V
A
qt on sky news
>>52914550
>>52914541
>>52914482
shit meme
>Call yourself a liberal, progressive society
>Can't celebrate the new year because of fear you'll be blown up
>>52914584
It is senpai
Hiding on my phone at the moment
>KT Tunstal
AND
>Tom Jones
Good God
>merkel has had her throat slit as she posed for a selfie with a refugee
should auld acquaintance be forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acxnmaVTlZA
>a man wielding a dragon dildo has attacked crowds in a shopping centre in Cologne
>many casualties, updates to follow
She hasn't replied. She saw my message at half 7. What's wrong with me?
>>52914537
If it has the BBC has nothing yet.
in the /a/ radio thread
not sure why
MAN WITH FUNNY MOUSTACHE HAS JUST TAKEN OVER ALL OF GERMANY IN THE LAST SECOND
>Germany 'wiped off the map' by ISIS unconfirmed reports say
>major bombing in Germany
>brown people attacking germans in the street on nye
>white germans defending themselves
>get called racist
>get thrown in jail
>mr brown man compensated for the traumatic experience
>merkel comes on tv to "stand with refugees" and encourages germans to hug a darkie
>>52914600
>lad not winning
fucking outrageous you benders
>>52914444
Thanks m8, nice quads
