>wake up
>russia and america still aren't bros
Why can't we just be friends?
>bros
sure
W-what if we trade women. Would we become friends with them?
>>52909902
Most Americans are self-hating progressives
It hurts so much that the greatest country in the world (USA) is being taken over by c ucks and reactionarys. Why can't you be the god tier christian nation you once were.
At least democrats are failing at gun control I guess.
>>52909967
Metropolitan Americans*
I will gladly be your friend. I also want to move in USA so we can be friends together.
I was unaware that we had a rivalry?
>>52910214
>What is the Cold War?
Not really anymore, though D.C. doesn't want to acknowledge that the "war" is over.
>>52910019
Reactionaries > Leftists > Cucksurvatives >SJWs
>>52910261
The hell?
We fought a bunch of countries throughout all our wars but we're on good terms with them now
>>52909902
We are bros in space.
Other countries have not done what we've done.
>>52909902
b-but we can...