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2016 edition
first for have a miserable new year full of dispair
second for WW3 this year
What we muslims on /int/ should embrace is the stereotypes that 4chan have about us. Don't be apologetic, don't be pathetic with #notallmuslim campaign.
Embrace it. Yes we are terrorists. Yes we will terrorize you. Yes we will invade your land with refugees. InshaAllah Europe will be muslim in the near future.
Neckbeard neets can only complain on 4chan. The leftist media is on our side. Edgy 4channers only dare to spout their hatred here on the internet, for they are pussies in real life while we muslims, we prepare to die for our deen.
Remember, convert their families, marry their daughters, put hijab on them and make sharia the law of the land in the whole of Europe.
Takbir ya ikhwan.
>>52898561
If you want brotherhood, you should integrate into the British society and if you want a fulfilling life, you should work and make an effort to achieve it. Not convert to another religion just to be part of a community.
>>52898992
t. Michel Le Francois
>>52899134
You should stfu
>>52899134
I am integrated into British society, lol. I work, I have many non-Muslim friends, I socialize, etc. But it's just not the same. The same connection isn't present. And I felt like that when I was an atheist, and still do. I enjoy being part of something greater than myself, an ideology, a movement. I don't want to be some liberal shill screaming for bullshit like homo rights or women's rights, I don't give a fuck about that.
>>52898992
I thought this shittypasta died out
Who else is cold, alone and suicidally depressed tonight?
>>52899450
kat muh bel gheira yak
ma3lish
>>52899311
> I enjoy being part of something greater than myself, an ideology, a movement
"Fanaticism is the only form of willpower to which the weak and irresolute can rise."
>I don't want to be some liberal shill screaming for bullshit like homo rights or women's rights
I don't want to be like that either. But I don't need the Islam for that. It's not depending on religion.
>>52899441
get a hooker and some liquor?
>>52898746
Who drew smug pepe? Pepe was in decline by that time, but Smug variation revitalized it.
>>52899911
Nobody cares about your spiritual safari could you please fuck off
go to /isr/ and tell them to stop being jews you autistic child
>>52899441
Yo, Syrian bro. Things have been going bad?
>>52900040
>>52900091
>>52899441
wew lads, don't you have a couple of friends where you can host a small home party and get wasted? that's أضعف الإيمان
>>52900013
Halt endlich dein blödes Maul, Cevdet. Ich schreibe was ich will, du Jihadist.
Was kommst du mir mit Juden an? Habe noch nie in meinem Leben einen Juden kennengelernt, aber Moslems sind einfach überall und benehmen sich wie Affen.
>>52900299
all my friends are dead
>>52900239
its fine for a major-war zone.
>>52900461
seig heil ich will we're all living in america
>>52900299
not in a mood for drinking
>>52900493
>all my friends are dead
woah,
but if you live in the capital I think some venues will be open, no?
>>52900461
Du begreifst es nicht, ne?
Niemand interessiert sich hier für dein religionskrebs, geh auf kc weiter heulen.
>>52899311
dude
just start smoking lad
>it's just like your Muslim brotherhood but better
>extra breaks during work to chat with smokers
>look cool 24/7, be that suave cool kid you couldn't be in the end of middle school and all of high school
>always able to start conversations outside the club when the pills are wearing off with fellow smokers
>Got a light? is the smoking equivalent of the assalam alaikum
>Menthols/rollies/brands are the equivalent of sects in Islam and always fierce debate
>suspicion on your lighters etc before boarding flights as per islam
>zakat to your fellow smokers in need of a cig
>break between packs is fasting and testing of your loyalty
>convenient prayer room inside airports and other public places
It's easy and fun
*hwark*
*ptoo*
>>52899923
Its a mashup with some picture of a smug woman
>>52900577
not for poor fuckers like myself they're not. i've been living on noodles and fool beans for the past 2 weeks.
holy shit Islam is cigarettes
>>52900716
Are you able to transfer money in and out? We could set up a small food fund for you.
>2016 will be just as shitty as 2015
>>52900898
saved
>>52899911
Lol, what fucking garbage. Were the Japanese soldiers in WW2 who fought to the death and committed suicide rather than be captured "weaker" than edgy atheists?
>>52900716
how much for internet ?
>>52900589
Sei froh, dass ich euren jämmerlichen thread ein bisschen pushe und Gesprächsbedarf liefere ;)
Aber ich muss jetzt sowieso los, du Lappen. Viel Spaß noch, guten Rutsch und spreng dich bitte nicht in die Luft.
you know what? i'm gonna take a couple or 13 shots of arak and play that undertale shit people can't stop talking about.
cya guys.
>>52900895
i'll be fine thanks.
Tell me about Egyptians
>>52901012
$3 a month gets me 1mbps down
>>52900649
>Killing your fucking lungs
No thanks.
I haven't smoked a single cigarette, drunk a drop of alcohol or done one gram of any drug throughout my entire life. And I intend to keep it that way. I don't even drink caffeine.
Purity, humility and dignity is its own reward.
>>52900773
or more accurately smoking is religion
mind=blown
>>??
future is good
stuck on earth for a few days since my interplanetary visa wasn't renewed
>not using the ionopro
pleb tier
Bet you're still using neural implants lel
also still trying to find a waifu from the middle-outer colonies
they're fiercely loyal and don't marry intergalactically
;_;
>>52900898
>2015 was 40 years ago
>>52901131
what the fuck are you on about you faggot
>>52901113
wtf
10 mb data limit?
>>52901018
Ist einfach ein scheiß Thema, bist auch nicht der erste Troll der damit ködern kommt.
Bist gern gesehen wenn du bisschen feuchtere Memes bringst, ansonsten eher nicht so.
Frohes Neues, du Rütlischüler
>>52901189
replying to the morrocan german, faggot
I'm living in the future over here duh hello
>>52901057
Under tale is just an indie version of Earthbound. Tumblr types go nuts for it.
Have you played Dark Souls? I've been playing that a lot lately.
>>52901128
faggot
jk sounds cool keep it up
just shitposting I don't smoke
>>52901321
are you that Jordanian dude
goodnight faggots
happy 2015+1
>>52899441
tfw
>>52901543
happy new year bro, good night/have fun etc.
>>52898537
http://strawpoll.me/6414030
>>52899441
Hi Syria bro.
>>52901206
no limit. i'm talking about DSL. i get 1down/.25up (in megabits per second) for $3
that's 120 kilobytes per second.
pretty shitty but can't afford anything else.
>>52901321
i haven't played anything in 2015. i played a couple of games i was gifted on steam in 2014. the best of which was Transistor.
>>52901128
>not snorting caffeine to bypass the metabolically expensive first pass effect
>>52901658
Can you use steam in Syria? I thought that there was something about monetary transactions not working.
>>52901680
snorting caffeine is pretty fun, hits your synpases like a truck compared to energy drinks
also lads, my bags are full with pic related, just waiting for the boyz to come on
>>52901737
you need vpn or similar. i use a vps to tunnel through ssh. i don't rent the vps myself mind you, i just beg on irc for a user account on other people's vps.
it works.
>>52901629
i'm not a pedo
and i'm responsible of 5 of those memes
get on my level slut
>>52901658
still cheap if you combined lines through a hub
i thought your web publishing was going well
you are Alive or a different syrian?
>>52900716
what are your plans? just last the whole thing out?
do you ever think about joining the army?
>>52901128
Not that I'd advocate the use of any of these but you sound like a massive faggot
>>52902132
It's faggot to advocate for purer, higher morality and reasons? I guess you must have thought it was faggot as well when the SS or Imperial Japanese Army used honor, loyalty and brotherhood to fight to the death.
alright /mena/ tonight drinks are on me
>>52902225
Not trying any of these is not an indicator of any morality. It just shows that you can't really relax.
You must have heard this kind of shit from your parents and they were right to bring you up this way but not at least TRYING these shows that you're a massive conformist and a coward
>>52902460
>youre a coward if you dont poison yourself casually
why are slavs such fiends?
>BE DUBAI
>CAUGHT ON FIRE
CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-35207451
my friend is looking at it now
>>52902527
Well we actually have a saying here "poisons should be taken in small quantities" but this is not the case here.
How is occasionally drinking a cup of coffee poisonous?
>it's almost 2016 and still no dubs in sight
>>52902225
you know that mystics use mind-altering substances to elevate the consioussness and gain a different outlook on life and existence
just because you're born a certain way doesn't mean that's purer or more moral, it just means you've been operating on the same rusty repititive system for ages. a cold beer while your relax on the sofa after an exhausting day of work isn't degenerate, it's what we've been put on this earth for
everything in moderation, even moderation itself
>fireworks everywhere
>everyone is partying
>i'm home browsing a Burmese sunni genocide art bulletin
r9k , here i come
>>52902703
>fireworks
are you sure it's not just the regular explosions and gunshots?
>>52902668
I don't know that feel
>>52902629
it's right next to the Dubai mall where there were gonna be fireworks
they evacuated everyone. I think the fireworks are also cancelled.
>>52902631
nah i think the argument is stupid
id be even willing to argue that taking drugs makes you a coward because youre not able to deal with your life sober.
and yes, we have that saying too
>>52902827
Eating sugar is like taking drugs, it actually is a drug. Have you ever tried living for a week without eating a gram of it? It's like coming down from a heroin addiction.
We're surrounded by psychotropic substances, they make up our everyday lives. I think it's stupid to just make a line somewhere and call things you don't like drugs or dangerous.
>>52899441
Only cold and alone desu
>>52903043
i agree.
but its his choice, why ridicule him?
>soo you gonna come today?
>yeah you know, I am kinda *cough* sick, I dont think I can come
>well you sure...?
>yeah man, sorry
>alright get well soon and a happy new year
>y-yeah you too
>>52903105
>getting invited to anything
normie ree
who commiting sudoku tonight?
rolling a fatwa'n
>>52903094
I was originally commenting on his blown up moral highground he holds because of it.
It's more likely to be an indication of psychological underdevelopment, I know exactly the same case - a friend of mine.
>>52903167
It's not worth it...
>>52903350
you?
>New year party at work today
I've never wanted to go on a mass shooting this bad before
>>52902460
Lmfao, I was and am a coward when all my friends were doing this shit (and still are) and are trying to peer pressure me into trying it as well?
Nigga what.
>>52902683
Even small amounts of weed over long periods of time leads to a drop in memory and other critical thinking functions, as studies have shown.
No thx.
>>52899450
Post cute Algerian boys. Especially the ones who are kind of weird looking by Western kurif standards but who are very hot nonetheless
>>52903407
yes, tik tok tik tok
>>52903502
dont forget to wear your fedora, katana and black leather trenchcoat
Partytime.
See you middle-aged women.
>>52903541
serious? or just memeing?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380366/Anne-Frank-foundation-threatens-legal-action-activists-vow-publish-diary-online-entirety-tomorrow-70-years-death.html
Why are jewish people so jewish
>>52903350
>>52903541
شنو صاير؟ لو تبي حد تفضفضله خوك هني باش يسمعلك
بجاه ربي الشطرنج خير مالسودوكو ;_;
>>52903541
stream it faggot
wanna start the new year with a good laugh
>>52903707
https://www.google.iq/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=sudoku
>>52899441
This is always good material to cheer up to and get inspired:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o
>>52903791
hmh?
>>52903828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
>>52903707
Dear G*rman friend,
The /mena/ general topic is meant to be a place for Middle Eastern and North African individuals to come together and share thoughts, ideas and stories of their daily struggles.
We do not alienate or reject outsiders such as yourself. However, we do demand from everyone to contribute and get involved in the community in a respectful and decent manner.
This means such behavior as calling people faggots or encouraging to commit suicide while announcing that you'd laugh at their misery is totally unacceptable.
My kindest regards,
A member of /mena.
>>52903828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhz6xE4Tir0
>>52903934
Sudoku =/= Seppuku
>>52898992
you are a bad person
they welcome you woth flowers and you terrorize them
you only make world worst
not all muslims are muslims
its truth that all muslims are terrorists but that doesnt mean all muslims are terrorists because as shown before not all muslims are muslims
>>52904109
it's a meme ya dip
>>52903974
nigger
>>52904182
Let's meet up :(
>>52903974
>a newfag replies to me
>>52904109
youre not assman, are you?
>>52904240
forgot the funny attachment
>>52904152
lmao habibi
>>52902006
>buying games
>MENA
what the fuck? all the pirated CDs sold in front of our mosques are from Syria. Fucking shame.
>>52904152
I'm an atheist can I move to based Mibounisia ;_;
How long do I have to be enslaved as a foreign worker before I can become a Mibounisian officially?
What we shia on /int/ should embrace is the stereotypes that sunnis have about us. Don't be apologetic, don't be pathetic with #notallshia campaign.
Embrace it. Yes we beat ourselves. Yes we worship ali. Yes we will genocide sunnis. Insha'ali /mena/ will be shia in the near future.
Neckbeard neets can only complain on 4chan. The leftist media is on our side. Edgy sunnis only dare to spout their hatred everywhere , for they are pussies in real life while we shia, we prepare to die for our hussein.
Remember, convert their families, marry their daughters, put hijab on them and make shia sharia the law of the land in the whole of /mena/.
labyak ya hussein
>>52904240
i am
just under the weather on this fine day
I'm planning to marathoning Monogatari series and To love-ru series.
>>52904240
>>a newfag replies to me
If you say so (^:
>>52904363
>Not supporting Devs
baka senpai
Sunnis need to fuck off and die
>>52904368
we hate you we find you stupid and you are our laughing stock
fix your shithole or go to europe in a boat
>>52904212
dont wanna get Ilan Halimi'd 2bh
>>52903828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV_K4tJNKYI
10 minutes until another lousy year lads haah
>>52903167
>Not camouflaging yourself among the normies
>>52904503
O-ouch
>>52904545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFNUdCtMXWE
>>52904539
Don't shit ur pants
>>52904503
le arab humanity
>tfw no qt asian gf
>>52904712
i was honest with him
all our jokes are about libyans
>>52904758
mental illness
this is how you speak and think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Dufbu2e9U
>>52899441
i would be but i am stoned
>>52904688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21sP7orRS3c
have some dank shit instead of some failed painter roleplaying as a german
>>52904758
>arab says no qt Asian gf
>hkbro keeps posting about having no qt arab gf
Wew
>>52904469
Easy for you to say, you get $3,300 from your government for holding a passport.
Games are cheaper for Slavs cause they are poor. Fuck devs if it's single player I'm not paying 25% of my salary for it.
>>52904758
pic not related
>>52904874
fucking hell, i'd love some weed right about now
>>52904878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwGRsOcuWSM
He was not a failed painter,
He was the greatest man to have ever lived.
>>52898992
And that folks is why we have the 2nd amendment.
>>52904942
lul, greatest man to ever live high 24/7 on meth and kills himself in the end
>>52904953
guns wont protect your daughters vagina from muslim dick my friend
>>52904837
venus is so fucking creepy, she is actually over 20 now and still talks like a fucking retard on purpose (because her fucked up pea sized weeb brain thinks it's cute to speak broken english like a retard) and is still a massive weeb
christ I hate weebs
>>52904983
He actually drugged himself for Germany and the German people, damaging his own body so he could carry on the fight.
卐That is noble.卐
>>52904913
>I'm not paying 25% of my salary for it.
which game costs a quarter of your salary ffs
>>52904811
i'm not saying Libyans are better than you, you're both shit people devote of humanity or emotions from years of exposure to the sunni disease
>>52905044
ikr!
More Hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z8bSZSHb88
>>52905153
>which game costs a quarter of your salary ffs
australian games xD
>>52904913
I'm not a q8i senpai, also I'm a neet most of my games come from my parents paycheck desu
>>52904953
Hello newfag
>>52904953
Because Ameriburgers are too stupid to distinguish between satire and reality?
happy 2016, sandfriends
>>52905153
if sunni is disease than all is disease
shia is not that different
both have the same quran
also, tunisia we are not good but all mena is not good and we should be reeducated
>>52905443
be the change you want in the world xD
also b urself
gettin a lil tipsy lads
>>52905521
i feel morally and intelectually superior to the majority of people i know
but that's only to justify my ineptitude to socilize with other people
>>52905443
be the world you want in the change
>>52905604
*tips*
>>52904931
after 3 days of Christmas in home without ganja, I wanted be prepared for New Year
>>52905739
im new and not very memed care to exlain waht that is ?
>>52905604
>i feel morally and intelectually superior to the majority of people i know
>>52905748
it's so fucking depressing here. i won't be getting ganja until next month so it's still a longggggggg way
>>52905790
how did you find this place? reddit?
in any case, lurk moar before posting shit like that
>>52905842
always hide a nugget somewhere safe
i always thank my past self for his wisdom when i find it in dry times
>>52905790
where do you come from?
>>52905833
i said why is that.
im perfectly aware that i am just being jealous of my surrounding who go to parties these days and get drunk and whatever.
im here on this thing because my other option is to study for after holidaysc exam which i have been doing for 2 weeks now and im regreting my life choices (which are two (going tech and going prep))
>>52905900
facebook pages that are called something something memes like cunny carthagian memes and the countryball pages and i have a fb friend who is a 4chan user
>>52906026
>facebook pages that are called something something memes like cunny carthagian memes and the countryball pages and i have a fb friend who is a 4chan user
>>52906026
Do you believe in Allah anon?
>>52906026
Wew lad
>>52906026
alright. you need to lurk for AT LEAST one year before you resume posting
>>52906026
do u have cute feet?
>>52906016
mestir
>>52906109
there a lot of fb pages that starts with two words that start with the same letter and than memes.
they sometimes put content from 4 chan. i went to 4chan , iam now on 4chan
someone asked where i found 4chan i answered
>>52906227
No, but it's beyond me
it is alah that guides and he apparently dont like me and i suspect that i have bad soul or that i am just a decayed human bein
>>52906271
why ? are there rules i should follow ?
>>52906296
no they are big and i have a big bigtoy .
>>52898537
I want to breed with a MENA girl
>>52906368
then fuckoff my /mena/ you ugly footed shitstain
>>52906368
You still have chance save yourself before it gets too late.
>>52906380
first I thought her face was disgusting or strange, but it is somehow hypnotizing
>>52906368
>no they are big and i have a big bigtoy .
It's tradition here to post feet when you are a new poster
>>52906466
>>52906494
i will post them,
But it's a silly tradition, that i suspect have been ever performed.
can i request some pictures of feet ?
>>52906494
>not asking for a dick pic
smfh
>>52906594
everyone does it
>>52906663
that's a little bit weird.
i can't understand why you do that .
is it to push off newwcomers so you can maintain an inclosed little community ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72U8y2sayM
WE
>>52906786
post feet already, bourguiba
WUZ
>>52906786
Don't be shy anon! هيا بنا
>>52906786
it's for new comers to appreciate the community and feel a sense of belonging
>>52906786
Post feet habibi
Sorry for delay. Had to find my phone
>>52907316
HOL UP
>>52907487
your pinky toe isn't so pinky
>>52907487
eww
>>52907487
dem sexy feet
>>52906663
>>52907231
>>52907426
i really like you guys, would post a rare meme but i dont have my folders on me
>>52907487
disgusting shit btw
>>52907231
what's up with the left toe
>>52907426
disgusting
>>52907487
strange shape
>>52907426
shiiit trim those fucking toenails faggot
>>52907487
4/10
>>52907426
what's a nail clip/10
>>52907802
It's not my foot I just wanted to see tunisbro's feet
>>52907798
i knew it wasn't true, but i lost nothing
no harm do,e
what's with this country and liking explosives
it's like a battlefront with the fire works
to think car bombs would have traumatized them
>>52907904
Whose then
>>52907836
Happy new year :>
>>52907948
dude its 10pm here and motherfuckers bombing since 2days its annoying as fuck
>>52907948
It's not Iraq if you don't have explosions on a daily basis.
>>52907973
<3
happy new year
Happy new year
XDDDDDDDD
>>52907973
o5tak
>>52908108
la ummak :DD
>>52908082
>the somali weeb again
>>52898537
>muh berber pride
as retarded as Iraqis tbqh
>>52908213
if those hoofs turned you on that bad,google arab feet. I found it there
Sana jadida sa3ida, 7abaybi.
>>52908310
just curious, nothing else
>>52908334
you too Ilya
>>52908285
>implying he's wrong
>>52908343
>implying we wuzin't
>>52908437
Do you celebrate it?
>>52908441
Okay you wuz
just jesting
>>52908494
No ;_; I still have finals
>>52908334
you too :)
hope this year gets better for you!
>>52908441
>>implying he's wrong
are you retarded? the Iraqis have been since arabs before the Islamic conquest. They had arab tribes all over the place there and even sumer was razed to the ground by a coalition of arab tribes and Babylonians. The assyrians made sure no Babylonians are left alive and the Babylonians made sure all sumerians were put to the sword. Learn your history, retard.
It's going to be a bloodbath of shia's dying when I'm done in this thread
>>52908534
>still have finals
that's fucking stupid 2bh
>>52908576
Hope you will pass them. What's your major?
>>52908685
careful, jokes are illegal in 2016
>>52908703
M A T H
A
T
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>>52908703
>>52908534
Fixed.
>>52908576
Thanks.
>>52908285
>muh Arab pride is somehow better
>>52908669
>They had arab tribes all over
still do, so what?
>assyrians made sure no Babylonians are left alive and the Babylonians made sure all sumerians were put to the sword
don't reply to me anymore
>>52898537
>mfw all these self hating arabs
>B-but i-im Berber
No you are not. You were conquered and cucked by arabs and the main language is Arabic. You are fucking Arab
>>52908768
>not being baathist
[dank saddam meme]
>>52908695
I know
My uni is the last uni to finish
I guess I'm the only one on 4chan who spent his new year's eve studying
>>52908703
;__; accounting
>mfw when I'm a future jew
>>52908774
>don't reply to me anymore
r u a qt girl on facebook?
>>52908774
>he thinks the natives of Mesopotamia being savages is anything new
daily reminder that shias always lose
>fighting banu Ummaya
>A tribes that was massacred by 750 AD
Literally the most retarded sect of all time, go killyourselves. Oh wait you're already doing that.
i had an ear infection that kept reccuring for more than a year. i passed my bac in pain.
i was to stupid to realise that cutton sticks are the cause. The doctors said that it was very serious and it could have devoloped into a menigitis. i as really scared.
ii hope that doesn't happen again
>>52908865
>Ba'athism
>A mashup of socialism and nationalism
>National Socialism
Wow NAZI
comfy as fuck here
how does /mena/ drink their coffee?
>>52908943
i have low tolerance for retards and especially compound retards (egyptians)
>>52909012
Oh shi-
>>52909026
Espresso 2 sugars and in 3 seconds
>>52908989
damn dude, meningitis is pretty serious. for you and the people around you. stay away from those cotton swabs 2bh
Post your cunts outlook for next year
>>52909155
>USA miles ahead of everyone else
based
>>52909026
similar to turkish but with a lot of cigarettes
>>52899441
warm in my room but otherwise in the same boat.
Namefagging because other britfag faggots are here.
For fuck sake guys, why do I ALWAYS get huge and painful ulcers in my mouth when in Morocco? Is it because I drink the tap water (no tummy upset for me, not a cracker) which is full of heavy metals?
Serious question.
I also don't feel like my teeth are clean if I use toothpaste I buy in Morocco, even if it is the same brands as I buy in Europe
>>52909155
>maybe ill finally buy some land on mars
>>52907487
>browsing incognito
you must be a هاكرز
>>52909155
>No Muslim nation in the top 10
pretty disappointing tbqh lads
>>52899441
I usually am every other day but not today, IDK why.
>>52900299
Lol no they don't.
I couldn't imagine not having friends. I am a very introverted person and I like to spend my time alone, however I am very sociable. I struggle with these conflicting things.
>>52901548
I like it when you suffer or show weakness :3
At least you'd have an excuse if you stayed in Brussels.
>>52909341
the Mars flag is fucking stupid. what does that have anything to do with Mars?
>tfw house of saud will fall in your lifetime
>>52909351
>didn't see Germany
American education
>>52909351
>>No Muslim nation in the top 10
>#6
>France
are you retarded?
>>52909351
look again. the UK is #5
>>52909416
Paki != Arab
>>52909377
that's the symbol for mars
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_symbol
>>52909117
cotton swabs leave your ear unprotected because they wash the wax that prevent bacteria from thriving. when i felt that my ear funny the first time, i did the worst that could be done, washed it with water than ferioucsly dry it with swabs. the doctors didn't understand why the infection didn't go away, they kept giving me antibiotics and cat scans and shit was scary.
swabs shouldn't used for ears and that wax is actually good for you
>>52909289
oh alright, i was wondering
might just be your immune system having trouble to adapt to new climate
maybe you dont clean them as regularly as you would at home?
>>52909384
that's highly unlikely. Saudis keep their citizens happy by fattening them up with shitloads of moneys, managerial positions where they do nothing but show up and get paid.
>>52909445
he said "muslim" not Arab
>>52909438
>>52909469
shit, i had no idea. i look like a silly billy now don't i
>>52909477
No no. I go to morocco many many times a year. It's nothing to do with bacteria. I am used to it all and I NEVER EVER get sick there. I only really get sick when I eat from dirty desi shops in England, or that one time I lived in Bombay for like 6 weeks.
>>52909289
stop drinking tap water?
>>52909500
OK you win I didn't read that properly.
>>52909549
seriously just start smoking, nicotine desinfects the mouth/nose (scientific fact!)
>>52909551
Like I'm going to pay 10p a pop for siidi allen.
Even though I have money for once in my life (Alhamdulillah), I can be like a joo sometimes.
>>52909497
>gonna be hard keeping people happy when they get told the thing their economy is based opon will kill them
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/27/science/intolerable-heat-may-hit-the-middle-east-by-the-end-of-the-century.html
>By the end of this century, areas of the Persian Gulf could be hit by waves of heat and humidity so severe that simply being outside for several hours could threaten human life, according to a study published Monday. Because of humanity’s contribution to climate change, the authors wrote, some population centers in the Middle East “are likely to experience temperature levels that are intolerable to humans.”
The dangerously muggy summer conditions predicted for places near the warm waters of the gulf could overwhelm the ability of the human body to reduce its temperature through sweating and ventilation. That threatens anyone without air-conditioning, including the poor, but also those who work outdoors in professions like agriculture and construction.
>>52909614
very very bad advice becuase even if that's true the bad outweight the good
>>52909632
oualmas is the shit my man
What does /mena/ think of this weirdo Bjork?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQEyezu7G20
I think she is amazing desu
>>52909711
I haven't been up those mountains since I was like 15 years
>>52909666
>end of this century
>your lifetime
you're pretty optimistic, buddy
>>52909769
meant the sparkling water brand
>>52909497
saudi arabia is losing friends in the region, and the only thing that keeps the US/Saudi relationship relevant is oil and weapons purchasing. Once the oil runs out or once America finally establishes it's own energy production, the US will have no need or interests with Saudi's and once that happens it would be no problem to get rid of them in place of a democracy.
>>52909666
>Instead of preparing for this eventuality, they build this
>tfw no Afghani gf
Afghans are the only cool people in MENA
>>52899441
fuck yourself bashar
>>52909827
I don't know what that is and I don't like sparkling water at all
>>52909865
>tfw no Saad Lamjarred light skinned Moroccan with loud and ever present allegiance to king and country bf
>>52909723
I secretly like that venus as a boy song
>>52909832
>saudi arabia is losing friends in the region
[Citation needed]
>and the only thing that keeps the US/Saudi relationship relevant is oil and weapons purchasing. Once the oil runs out or once America finally establishes it's own energy production,
US hardly imports any oil from Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabian oil is however required to supply Europe. It was never a US spply problem to begin with.
>the US will have no need or interests with Saudi's and once that happens it would be no problem to get rid of them in place of a democracy.
Why'd the Saudis want democracy? they have a government that gives them far more benefits than whatever shitty democracy is out there
>>52909975
is it a german thing? i remember americans complain how germans only drink sparkly h2o
regular water is just so boring
tap water depends on the city
>>52910228
oualmas is shit
hawai is my shit
http://efukt.com/21342_Trading_Girlfriends_for_Tokens.html this video made me so hard wtf
>>52910497
>coloured sugar
>not enjoying the slightly altered recipe for north african coca cola
>tfw literally do nothing but jack off all day long
>take 2 hours for one fap session
>fap over 4 times a day
shieeeet
>>52910497
Now I used to love that but when I became men it just tastes too sweet. Poms is tolerable now in small doses but still...
Imagine if Sahara ever left Morocco. You guys would never have any of these great things ever. Good thing Western Sahara is 100% Moroccan. Sahara Occidental is soon to return too.
Assalamu Alaykum, my proud Arab bretherns!
>>52910629
Post pics of your mess maker and your mess
>>52910620
>not liking colored sugar
>>52910684
I'm the only one I know that can down poms like it's water. If the the south seceded it would be a bad day for Morocco and thus the world.
>>52910615
>then reality sets in
HAHAHAHA
>>52910733
remove Gaddafi
>>52910907
lmao
Moroccans cant speak Arabic though for real
>>52910907
>>52910965
The one on the left had such a big spongy one, and the one on the right was nice but small. Then BAM grower.
AA likes tokens, we should give him ideas.
>>52911057
>Mettre un robe n'est pas un crime
Well I wear a robe (djlabba) often
>>52910742
fucking homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUJ8FotcHM
>>52911162
poor boypussy
>>52911162
maghrib is full of gays, jew (can't think of a worse insult than jew tbqh). Half the Tunisian posters here are gay
REMOVE SPANISH WHEN
>>52911162
I'm way out of your league, and also I am very masculine and man so. I'm not a poof like those in the video, and I certainly wouldn't cross-dress in a durka neighbourhood in the middle of Ramadan month. Still those videos aren't nice.
>>52911389
Shit, you're a fag?
Damn, your brain get rekt.
>>52911466
>maghrebi
>not homo
rule of thumb, everyone west of Libya in north Africa is almost certainly gay.
>>52911466
No I am a man. Alg is a homo (bottom) but he is still more of a man than you asian boi
;-)
>>52911352
>cant think of a worse insult than jew
>cant think of a worse insult
>cant think
that's normal, your amerifat brain isn't designed for that
>>52911389
I'm 6'3 220lbs you little twink, and I do BJJ and MMA, I would make you my bottom if I was homo
Go on, /MENA/...
>>52911571
I literally am always next to your apartment in Central Bxl. Lets do it fgt I'm next there when I'm back from Morocco in 2 weeks. Get ready with the vaseline. You're going to hurt like hell come morning.
>me
>twink
Bitch please have you not seen how fucking fury and man my chest is?
>>52911352
>>52911389
>>52911540
>>52911550
>tfw Middle East is becoming degenerate.
We Steppe nomads must return to the Middle East as the "Scourge of God" to set things right.
>>52911576
>love Iraq
why? it's been a shithole ever since the US got mad at saddam in the 90's
>>52911571
>I'm 6'3 220lbs you little twink,
>I'm fat so I can sit on you
Darn should have gone with that. Ignore the above post.
>>52911676
>muh chest hair
I bet you play rough and tough just to have some dignity but are a complete twink bottom IRL
>>52911571
>6'3
>Sephardic jew
proofs?
>>52911775
Actually sometimes but only for big strong arab men
W-what daddy issues?
>>52911820
we're not all stocky brown manlets you know
>>52911820
he has a small willy lol
His giantess makes it look even smaller
But don't worry one day I will make sure he has the correct allegiances.
>>52911826
>tfw finally gotten this homo to reveal his secretly submissive side
>>52910997
>Removing أمين الأمة العربية من بعدي
Abdenasser would disagree
>>52911906
Shit. You sneaky joo.
Seriously though, catch me in Suncity on bears night and you will see me get penetrated.
>>52911930
Low quality b8
>>52911941
disgusting
get beheaded
Do m*slims even celebrate New Years?
Isn't it the 1400s over there?
>>52911995
Is that your fetish?
W-we can role play.
>>52911933
abdelnasser didn't see gaddafi becoming an eccentric joke tribal warlord
>>52911987
>All countries in red taking in big American dingus and slowly (extremely slowly) converting to the west's degenerate traits (e.g: homosexuality).
On the other hand Saudi Arabia (SAW) is the one cucking the US and do whatever the fuck they like whilst Hollande, Cameron, Obama and Trudeau can only sit there and praise them because of their natural resources.
Saudi Arabia is literally the greatest country on earth.
>>52911576
>Love
Israel
>Like
Morocco
Iran
>Mixed feelings
Lebanon
Jordan
Tunisia
Oman
>Dislike
Syria
Iraq
Yemen
Libya
>Hate
Egypt
Algayria
>Nuke
Palestine
>>52912080
K*rds control more of Turkey than you'd like m8
>>52912063
I want you to be a caught palestinian hamas terrorist and me an IDF guard watching over your cell
no homo btw
>>52912080
Oh shit I forgot about Israel.
Eh, I'd put it under Mixed Opinion probably.
>>52912109
homosexuality isn't a western value.
>>52912195
Yes. :(((
I must go and help my Turkic brothers in cleansing the land of the K*rds.
>>52911057
>الافكار الظلامية
>ماتمارسوهاش
>عليا
مقاومتك تجعل قضيبي منتصبا اكثر
>>52912248
Homosexuality is treated better than heterosexuality in the west desu
>>52912134
>Hate
>Egypt
Hmm I wonder why
>>52912264
أكثر إنتصاباً *
>Literally only Egypt speaks proper Arabic in the Arab world
wew lads I'm pretty disappointed
>>52912281
btw saudi arabia is one of the gayest countries on earth , and the gayest in the area
they aren't homo per say
more like prison homo's
>>52912134
>>Like
>Morocco
>>Love
>Joorael
We'll work on that but not to bad I guess.
>>Hate
>Algayria
My gosh I am so wet now.
>>52912201
I don't know how to role play that, maybe write a script?
>>52912382
Fucking man ass = gay
Fucking boy ass = okay
>>52912441
oh you're a turk alright
>>52912292
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Arab%E2%80%93Israeli_War
yeah Nasser you sure showed me
>>52912513
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>52912512
That's not me, nigga. I'm the Turk(ic).
>>52912564
should namefag i can't tell you apart
>>52912557
>entire arab world with far more personnel, more tanks, and more aircraft cant take down a tiny little state full of jews who just escaped miserable conditions in eastern europe, north africa and the middle east
jesus, lol... pathetic
>>52912628
>implying it wasnt just banter and they couldnt have wiped isralel from the map if they were serious about it
>>52912628
Israel was literally always more equipped what are you talking about
>>52912628
>who just escaped miserable conditions
kek most of iraqi jews were upper and middle class
when they went to isreal they got jewed and thrown into tents
>>52912708
>thrown into tents
just banter
>>52912679
from the six day war wiki:
Israel;
50,000 troops
214,000 reserves
300 combat aircraft
800 tanks[4]
Arabs;
Total troops: 264,000
100,000 deployed
Egypt: 240,000
Syria, Jordan, and Iraq: 307,000
957 combat aircraft
2,504 tanks[4]
Lebanon: 2 combat aircraft [5]
Total troops: 547,000
240,000 deployed
>>52912564
Turkic as in the central Asian?
>>52913040
Yeah.
I have the Mongoloid look as well. :)))
>>52913082
Cam up fgt
>>52912870
quality > quantity, dumbo
>>52913252
No fug you nigger. Plus you're a homo, I don't want you to jizz on my pic.
If you converted from homosexuality and came back to the faith of your ancestors, then maybe.
>>52913402
yes, that's why jews are better than you, Ahmed, quality over quantity :^)
>>52913536
2016 gonna be shit
happy new year faggots
>>52913731
>tfw another year of nogf, delusion, depression, suicidal thoughts, anxiety and loneliness
welp
Joyeux nouvel an
>>52913464
Please, I am well out of your mongoloid league and don't practice race mixing so no.
>>52913881
Wtf, you're a homo, why do you care about race-mixing?
"OH, NO, THAT ASSHOLE IS TOO BROWN. I'M NOT STICKING MY DICK IN THERE."
Queers.
>>52913805
MFW you will never ever take one of our beautiful pure white berber grils as a gf.
>>52913978
You must be new. Lurk more
>>52913536
quality of weapons, shlomo
>>52913750
>>52913818
happy new year
bonne année
>>52914118
I came back only today after not having browsed for months kek.
>>52914132
>invented abrahamic religion
>highest IQ on average in the world
>built wonderful country in a few decades from scratch
>people with most billionaires
>people with most noble prizes in proportion to population size
jews are basically the successful kind of greedy but really smart businessman of the semitic family who made it big
arabs are like the sociopathic schizophrenic ex-convict with temper issues who never got his shit together in the semitic family
Que la joie, le bonheur et la paix envahissent vos cœurs et embellissent vos vie ..Je vous souhaite une superbe année 2016 !
>>52914361
>jew pride
>>52914384
m-merci tunisie t-toi aussi
>>52914361
I gotta say.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_and_corporal_punishment_in_Judaism
Jews know their shit when it comes to law.
>Slut lies about her virginity
>Get stoned
>Fags fucking
>Get stoned
>Incest
>Burned alive
That's fucking awesome. It energizes the Mongol blood in my veins. Islam learnt from the best.
>>52914468
hes right tho
hated, hunted, killed, ridiculed for over 2k years and theyre still the most sucessful and respected ethnicity
>>52914546
>incest
>burned alive
b-but my cousin is really sexy..
>>52914601
>respected
not sure about that but yeah they're pretty based.
>>52914361
20% of all Nobel prizes have been won by Jews
>>52914384
merci toi aussi
>>52914601
shutup faggot Israel wasn't selfmade by any fucking metric
>>52914709
Cousin fucking is a-okay in Judaism and Islam.
But it's not good for the bloodlines, the Prophet said so himself. Central Asian Turkics always hated cousin marriage, we would raid other tribes for the wimmenz so we can increase our genepool.
>>52914880
>trick burgers and germans into paying you schmerzensgeld till the end of times
>not selfmade
all these flavours and you chose salty
>>52914981
there is literally nothing wrong with sexy cousincest
>>52915085
On a scale of wrong:
0.0000001 Cousin-fucking
100 Faggotry
1000000000 Transgenderism
Guess which ones liberals and degenerates hate the most and want to ban, and like the most and want to enable? Oh, yeah.
>>52915296
we should just genocide all libshits 2bh
>>52915627
My thoughts exactly.
I want to revel in my ancestors' pasttimes and make pyramids of skulls out of liberals.
Shit, man, if we lived 1000 years ago, we would have huge polygamous families with dozens of pure virgin QTs in our harems and we would be conquering other tribes and villages making our empire. Fucking cuckolds ruined everything.
>>52915747
>polygamy
absolutely degenerate
strict monogamy is the only way
>>52915747
or like randomly die at birth or because the guy who discovers penicilin hasnt been around yet
>>52915786
I prefer monogamy as well.
But being a badass warlord with huge harems like Genghis Khan would be pretty based too desu.
Also, Judaism allows for you to take more wives than Islam does, make use of it.
>>52915820
Meh, the strong survive and the weak perish.
Beats watching your GF fuck other guys anyway.
>>52915924
polygamy leads to beta uprisings 2bh
>40 mins later
>slowpokes still detonating their polish firecrackers
why are normies so stupid?
