be americanget shot

>be Australian
>get cumshot

>be Australian
>get killed by stingray

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>be Australian
>lose a war to a bird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as76cG_vnb4

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#terrible

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>>52882583
> Ameritumblrs in charge of handling the banter

>>52882583
Is the hacker known as 4chan on a black list? Are we monitored by the big guys of the CIA?

Why can't Australians ever post anything important and intelligent?

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>be American
>get shot
>can't pay the hospital bill
>get shot again

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>be not American
>constantly talk about America

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>Be australian
>Get beheaded

>Be Australian
>Jump the border