Do Americans clap after their breakfast? Cause i heard they do
OP I wanna see your mom clap that ass
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Yes
Can I get one of your Canadian sleeping belts? Don't sell them here
Only after eating a true patriots breakfast and having sung the anthem of course
Do canadians hit a gong with their hockey stick after breakfast? Because I heard they do
>>52882496
doesn't get much more canadian than this
>>52882432
we clap while getting a blowjob
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Clapping is deeply rooted in our culture. The first thing Columbus did when he got here was clap. Why else do you think we clap after the airplane we're on lands safely at our destination?
>>52882496
Yes.
I actually clap after reciting the anthem as my computer is booting up. I'm fighting the urge not to clap right now because I'm just damn excit
>>52882496
Americans clap all the time when it's completely unwarranted. It's part of their nonsensical rituals that they do just to feel good about themselves because others do it too.
Like caring about a sports where the players only move around 10% of the time and slap each other's ass on national television.
Of course. We also do the pledge before biting into our waffle burger.
I wouldn't expect someone from Soviet Canuckistan to understand, though.
>>52882623
You sound mad. Did your boyfriend chang shove the hockey stick too far up your aashole?
I'm clapping right now
>>52882623
I actually hate when fucks get too riled up over such dumb shit too, Canadabro
Alas, the many other perks of being an Ametican are worth dealing with the non-stop clapping and overall enthusiasm
>>52882566
>Why else do you think we clap after the airplane we're on lands safely at our destination?
what
>>52882925
Like your super high murder rate
I clap at the cinemas
>>52883222
Or our very own Space Program
>>52882938
You've never been on a flight and have people clap at the end? I have, same with movies.
The murriclap meme is honestly true, we clap for everything.
>>52883270
if we were 300M we would have one too.
>>52883345
Just another perk of being an Americlap
>>52883370
Vainglory that you have to share with 30 million niggers and an unknown number of spics.
>>52882440
This ţbh
>>52882938
literally one of the best claps there is
particularly after a transoceanic flight
you should try it m8
>>52883298
We even clap during music
I thought it was normal but I guess not
>>52882623
>a
>fucking
>L E A F
>>52883693
>sprinkling stars
What is this, a country for little girl?
Let's help Americans realize just how much they clap.
List of moments it's customary to clap:
- After a live performance
- After a speech (if you're there, stop clapping at your TV)
- During sport when someone scores a goal/try/touchdown/banzai or just general cheering
- Sometimes when people are laughing hysterically they do like a single clap I guess
- ???
I clap after sex, no lie
>>52883414
Vainglory that you have to share your country with 30 million gays and an unknown number of pansexuals
>>52883414
>what being Canadian must feel like
>watching anime
>new student introduces herself
>whole class claps
japan please explain yourselves
>>52883991
Literally never seen this. What anime?
>>52883769
you don't even clap at weddings in australia?
christ how heartless
>>52884087
Yeah we do, I can't remember every occasion.
Last time I was at a wedding I was like 9.
