>tfw no gf
>Porto Rico
>>52873695
Please cheer me up.
>tfw no bf with a lot of money
>>52873769
kek'd
>>52873769
at least youre honest
>>52873769
Are you a girl?
>tfw not rich.
>>52873733
I can't cheer up someone living in a reggaeton shithole who can't come into statehood
>>52873733
Why would you want a gf? Why would you want someone who loves you, who holds you, who calms you down in times of distress and who cries when you're sick?
Why would you want someone to watch movies with, someone to argue about petty things with, someone to cuddle at night, someone to kiss?
Are you some faggot?
>>52873830
What have I done to you my murrifriend? Pls tell me I will find a gf and everything will be alright.
>tfw black mould growing on my window frames
>>52873820
I'm not honest because I don't care about the money, I don't even want a bf, I like my imaginary 2D world, I was just shitposting
>>52873850
ive had a girlfriend but im literally too non normie to appreciate it
really i need a lot of time to sit by myself and do w/e the fuck i want
>>52873931
But your bf can live with you in your 2D world.
>>52873850
I need a gf to cuddle
>>52873898
>mould
you even do the u thing for mold
literally fuck off
>>52874039
Yeah, even better, I have an husbando in the 2D world, Araragi Koyomi
>>52874317
I can share you
>>52874175
>not using "mould" to refer to fungus and "mold" to refer to a form you might pour a liquid into
barbarians
>>52874353
>CANADA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>tfw she fucking hates me
>>52874317
I dont like anime but what are your thoughts on using my face as a chair while you watch it
>>52873850
>have to buy her shit
>have to put up with her retarded friends
>have to explain all of your actions to her
>have to take part in her interest
>have to watch so you dont fuck something up and always analyze your relationship
>>52874511
>tfw se girls you liked with Unromantic chads
>>52873695
>>52873660
More like Portly Rico! XD
>>52874570
Some girls buy you shit
Her friends can be yours too
She have the right to know
Shared interests
Accountability is fine
I don't even think I'd want a gf. Having to talk almost everyday, seeing each other all the time, spending money--it just doesn't sound all that fun to me. Sometimes I have romantic fantasies, but I don't think they'd work well. Besides, you have to be muscular and outgoing to get a gf.
>>52874825
>you have to be muscular and outgoing to get a gf.
no you dont when i was like 18-21 i coulda been a twink if i was gay, also im pretty quiet
agree with everything else tho
tfw french girl at work
not sure what to do if we are both part time
>>52874825
I think like this a lot of times but when you have problems you think how good it would be to rest your head in a good pair of tits while thinking of solutions, but I can't really know how they act since I don't have a gf.
>>52874541
kek
I watch a lot of anime, you can't last so long
>>52874975
yeah, I don't have a gf because I am poor and ugly.
>>52875153
you would be surprised,
the passion you have for over exaggerated animated facial expressions and formulaic plots is the same passion that i have for women sitting on my face and being rude to me
>>52875566
>and being rude to me
I can try this you fat piece of shit
>>52875686
not even fat, but i do have a boner now
>>52875782
Sure sure, not fat for american standards
>i do have a boner now
It's so small, how can you tell the difference?
>tfw no qt german boyfriend to cuddle with
>>52876110
Is it you bunny?
>>52875987
i made a coffee like 10 mins ago but now my dick is too hard to go into the kitchen to get it and its gonna get cold
>>52876161
no, but if you have german heritage I can be whoever you want
>>52876173
Get your ass off the chair and go get that coffee, I'll give you no more than 10 seconds, bring it here and don't drink it, then wait for more orders
Don't argue with me or I'll crush your balls
>>52876463
Yes I do have german heritage, 71 percent according to genetic test but tbqh I was looking for someone
>>52876535
omfg i have to turn on some porn and masturbate now, not even kidding
getting talked into fapping is the last thing i thought would happen on here
>>52876535
Are you that Italian girl that posted on /sp/?
>>52876747
Good, because the next order is this:
Grab your dick with two fingers, because it's too small for a whole hand, and start to wank
I'll give you five minutes to reach orgasm, but I think one is enough for you, be careful, must be a ruined orgasm
I don't think you have understood what you need to do now because you're not smart enough, so I'll explain it, your cum must go into the coffee, and then of course you have to drink it
You will fail in some way, I know
>>52877110
i shot like 4 ropes so fucking hard
need to just man up and tell women to do this to me irl instead of anonymously on 4chan
>>52877110
but being anonymous over 4 chan was quite sexual in its own way
>>52877343
>I'll give you five minutes
>03:47:54
>03:54:14
You have disappointed me, this is my last post, go fuck yourself
>>52873660
this isn't /r9k/
