The United States could conventionally fight and win against any one country in this thread.
hi
Not if a North Korean shows up
Win as in fully conquer or just missile to oblivion?
>>52867864
>>52867899
>>52867944
>>52867948
All of you were conquered in a day. No resistance.
nope
>Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan enter the thread
>>52868224
>we also enter the thread
Americans run with their tails behind their legs. lil homos
>>52867697
You are incorrect communist.
We could win against EVERY country in this thread.
>>52868224
Well you've entered the thread too, and given what transpired in 1812, I'd say this thread is over.
>>52868224
>north vietnam
this is true
>iraq
iraqi government was toppled so win for us
>afghanistan
taliban government was toppled that was also a win
also north korea doesn't count because they had chinese help
>tfw Afghanistan or Vietnam pops up
>tfw my flag
Americans btfo and confirmed weak cowards
>>52868124
That was then. Now all you need to do is cut electricity and wait for the scooters to run out of battery.
>>52868348
You can be my wingman anytime
>>52868224
>implying we couldnt win at total war with every one of those countries simultaneously
We only ever fail to meet absolute victory conditions because we are nice.
>>52868414
kek
>>52868224
All get reduced to (more) rubble.
>>52868175
>>52868224
>>52868288
>>52868300
>>52868302
>>52868327
>>52868342
>>52868348
>>52868379
>>52868414
>>52868433
>>52868462
>>52868475
52nd state, 53rd state, 54th state...
>>52867697
What if someone from Canada or Vietnam shows up?
>>52868498
Times America has burned down Canada's parliament
>0
Times Canada has burned down Americas parliament
>1
Ameriglobs btfo
>>52868433
>mfw
>>52868433
Bullshit....you can be mine!
*both posters break into a smile and embrace before being taken onto the shoulders of fellow Canadian shoulders amidst cheers of fellowship*
>>52868582
Times America burned down Toronto: 1
Time Canada burned down anything: 0
Don't take credit for your father's doing.
>>52868639
Hello reddit!
>>52868639
>father
>role playing countries
no
>>52868639
>americans role play countries
Eww
>>52868582
Times America has burned down Canada's parliament
>0
Times Canada has burned down Americas parliament
>0
Times Great Britain has burned down Americas parliament
>1
>>52868707
your entire country is americans roleplaying europeans
>>52868708
>he doesn't know it was Canadians
Cheeky!
>>52868759
that makes me wonder why havent americans still learned
canada is like the states except better at everything and literally right next to you guys
>>52868865
Finland confirmed best ally
>>52868865
canada is cold, expensive and relatively uninteresting.
you're european, you know all about the world, don't you?
tell what's there to do in canada
>>52868977
>be American
>get fat
>get shot
My, how interesting! Surely you live very extravagant lifestyles
>>52868759
This is actually a fantastic banterpost, didn't expect this from an American.
>1800s
early 20th century war plans of america and britain thinking about possible war between the US and the UK both start with the assumption that canada is indefensible and the US will occupy its ports
even canadas only plan for potential war in this situation was to just try and take an american city
literally their plan was to try a stalingrad at seattle and hope the US focused too much on trying to take it back to allow canada to hold some ports for british reinforcements
>>52868977
the states arent some tropical paradise either
also what makes the states so exiting?
>go to movie theater
>clap at the end
>then get shot
>>52869131
You got rekt anyways homo lmaoing at your shit war skills
>>52869154
You dont like movies?
You dont like celebrations?
You dont like excitement?
>>52869154
>the states aren't some tropical paradise either
>>52869219
oh i didnt know every place in the states was called waipio valley
>>52869219
>only Americans have this
>>52869154
Getting shot is objectively exciting though.
>>52869204
This 2bh gud post brother
>>52869219
>implying you guys have the most beautiful geography
kek'd
>>52867697
Not itself
>>52869383
>>52869154
Canada is 3% Muslim.
>>52869274
We also have the state of Florida, home to 20 million people and the island of Puerto Rico
Unlike Canada, we have more to our climate then coast, forest and tundra.
>>52869292
Was that implied?
I know for sure Canadians don't have this.
>>52869383
>implying
You can't win over us without nukes. We're plain too huge to be conquered by a land invasion.
>>52869442
>implying
and all pics ive posted are from one province, a small one at that
America btfo
Canadians on this board are so cringe worthy.
>>52869612
Considering the rest are ice and forest, makes sense.
>>52868865
except relevance.
Canada might as well be extended Minnesota.
>>52869659
>Muh cringe
Shut up fatboi
>>52869667
>Considering the rest are ice and forest, makes sense.
oh sorry, you seem to be wrong again my friend, here's another province
>>52869678
>relevancy is a good thing
*tips fedora* how enlightening
>>52869707
The American landscape is virgin, untouched.
Canadian landscape has bear shit everywhere, and Chinese explorers setting up their future condominiums.
>>52869792
kek, what? youre the guys who let in thousands of chinese since the beginning, how do you think your railroads were made?
>>52869792
>(you)
>>52869880
And what of your railroads?
>>52869792
>american landscape is virging, untouched
they opening mcdonalds in the midle of grand canyon next week bro
>>52869909
built by anglos, french and natives m8.
railways werent much of a thing in Canada, we based our identity off of integrity and unity under government, and because of your lacking of integrity and couldnt hold your country together for shit, America focused on technological behemoths
>>52869880
They were built by Scottish mostly, we hired some gooks but we paid them and sent them back, as in the package
>>52870119
>lying about the Chinese that died building the railroads
>inb4 ching chong ping pong
>>52870119
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Chinese_immigration_to_Canada#Immigration_for_the_railway
apparently you're wrong
then we have that in common; chinks building rails
but i guess the biggest difference is that our railroads actually lead somewhere important
>>52869989
>wanting to starve in a waterless crack in the earth
>>52869738
"virgin by choice," eh?
Congrats for not succumbing to the peer pressure to actually matter internationally.
>>52868865
If Finland is so great, why did Linus Torvalds move to America and renounce his Finnish citizenship?
>>52868961
If Canada is so great, why do all of your wealthy and noteworthy citizens move here?
>>52870235
>waterless crack in the earth
There's a river at the bottom.
>>52870410
>if finland is so great
nobody said that, ever
With McDonald's so few and separated by such great distances, Americans could never take New Zealand. It is a battle of attrition that they simply could not survive
>>52870513
http://finland.fi/life-society/newsweek-finland-is-best-in-the-world/
>>52868977
Can you give some examples of things you can do in the US but not Canada?
>>52870640
Pay for going to the doctors
>>52868342
:^)
>>52867697
>conventionally
AHHAHAHAAHAH
get on with the times grandps, conventional war is long gone
>>52870571
Some leftist propaganda communist society circle jerk
>muh army muthafucka
>>52869792
>The American landscape is virgin
top kek
So you have no cities? No factories? Do you live like the natives used to?
>>52867864
>America's greatest enemy is itself
>>52871489
That could mean many things, care to explain what you meant?
>>52870480
Not anymore.
Most years the Colorado doesn't even reach the sea.
>>52867697
yeah but we'd widdle you lot down by our superior banter skills, and your inferior handling of banter skills
Jokes on you, we can't afford bullets. We would force feed you gyros tho.
we really need to get a regular viet poster here to asspain all amerifats
Is it true the US can bomb anyone, anywhere within 1 hour?
>>52872590
I WANT IT
>>52872672
No.
>>52872590
>Take kebab
>add fries to it
>Greek """"""""""""innovation""""""""""""
>>52872742
It's not kebab you colgate nigger. It has pork in it.
>>52872741
>>52872672
depends
bomb with plane? most countries, definitely
bomb with a bomb? at any moment desu. CIA is everywhere.
>>52868224
None of those countries have any posters here, coincidence? I think not.
>>52868769
There were no Canadians back then, just British people living north of the United States
>>52872773
Oh okay.
>Replace beef by pork
>add fries
>Greek """""""""""""""innovation""""""""""""""
I bet you'll also say the Greeks invented baklava
>>52867697
>conventionally
kek
>>52868708
Times britland has beaten America in a war
>0
Times America has beaten britland in a war
>2
>>52868708
This basically. Good game britbro.
>>52872907
>implying Canadians aren't just overseas Brits
>>52872559
I have yet to meet one who can outbantz bullet.
>Canadians thinking their military can take on the US's
>Just because they were part of Britain during 1812, when Napoleonic veterans torched the White House
>Europeans thinking they can take on America when in reality they'll fight one section of it while the rest protects American global interests
Why is this hmmmmmmmm
Could it possibly be nationalism?
>>52876264
>Implying Canadians even exist in the physical realm and aren't just complex figments of our own delirium.
>Not a single nation can quell violence in middle eastern countries that have small groups of illiterate sheep herders in caves waving around soviet era weapons
>America is a country where 1/3rd people own a gun
>This is a total of somewhere near 300,000,000 guns
>That is enough guns to arm 9/10 citizens, including children
>6.5% (21 million) are military veterans
>America is probably the most non-secular patriotic country in the world
America is literally unconquerable land.
