>be at uni
>danish lad there
>seems sound
>start hanging out in our group
>he always makes these snide comments about how much better denmark is
>people dress better, weather is better, trains are never late etc.
>starts annoying most lads because it's so rude
>all lads go to london for the weekend
>get on a packed bus
>"in denmark buses would never be overcrowded like this"
Why are Danes so rude?
>>52867467
He was just being honest, Abdullah.
Ask him about Jylland. He should shut up.
>>52867647
What is Jylland?
desu lad UK is basically the same as Denmark except you have crappier weather/food/women/beer
maybe you can't handle the bantz
They are from the continent. You have to treat them like children because they dont understand how to be polite.
Just nod your head and occasionally buy him an icecream
>>52867467
He was free from janteloven, and so he just went totally off the rails. I agree it's rude.
But from my experience, his statements were true.
>>52867467
Does Denmark have better weather? I thought it would be the same grey cloudy shit desu
>>52867467
Nice to hear you are still getting cucked by us
If it's any help, he is wrong by overcrowded busses. I'm in an overcrowded bus every day to uni.
>tfw just watched the episode of vikings where they raid Lindisfarne and slaughter the monks
I fucking hate snowniggers so much
>>52868444
Yeah, start talking about Jantes Law and he'll shut up in no time
>>52869699
>implying anyone but rich tv personalities talk about janteloven at all.
>>52867467
In Denmark people wouldn't be this bad at handling banter
>>52869904
>danishman living in denial
>>52868293
lel
>>52867467
did he hurt your feelings? poor baby, here here, don't cry.
>>52867647
Jylland>Sjælland desu
>>52867467
He wasn't rude, he was honest.
>>52867647
>Americans
>geography
They still own Jylland, it's Holstein and Skåne that they lost.
It's all true but still pretty autistic of him because nobody would give a shit.
Understand that if Denmark doesn't have muh quality of life, they don't really have anything anymore.
>>52870707
Finally. Seems like every dane on here is a filthy copenhagener.
>>52871279
That wouldn't offend a dane lad. Especially not Skåne. We won't touch that shit with a pole.
Butthurt from losing the entire eastern half of their country.
>>52871593
>Especially not Skåne. We won't touch that shit with a pole.
Please take it.
>>52871620
Don't throw stones in glass houses...
>>52871627
Wah I don't want it anymore because it's sick with brown disease.
You take it you take responsibility m8.
>>52871627
You ruined a perfectly good place. Fix it, then we can talk
>>52871206
What scandis call "honest talk" is usually referred to as "autism with no chance of recovery" elsewhere
>>52871593
How do you feel about northern and island Estonia? I bet they would join you if you asked nicely.
>>52871874
That'd be far fetched. I like Estonians though, we have a lot of them studying here.
>>52871593
Billund > Kobnhavn
>>52872646
Airports or what? Billund is barely a city.
Just mention all the gyppo Romanians around famous places
>>52867467
pro-banter tip: pre-empt him.
"i bet this owuld be better in denmark"
"i bet i'd do a better poo if it were in denmark"
if he goes along with it, keep him. if not, no keep.
>You will never go to Denmark and run over hundreds of cyclists.
I'm out lads.
Deck him
>>52873831
I don't have a fist license.
