who is better?
Germany
>>52866759
ur mum
neither
both suck
USA
UK by far
>>52866759
UK, obviously
both are genocidal evil countries
Deutschland über alles, and so on, and so on
>>52867176
that's not what that phrase means
>>52867005
Bit like yours then you silly fat twat
Deutschland
>>52866826
>>52866895
>>52867176
>>52867005
traitors
>>52866930
>>52866939
good lads
>>52867279
>a fake land rover
>>52867208
what genocide?
UK why is this a question ?
Better history
Better culture
Better art
Better language
Better empire
Better music
>>52866759
France
>>52867490
Better people too
>>52866759
>pakistan vs turkey
>>52866759
Germany
>>52866930
>>52866939
>>52867490
>>52867588
Based Holland and Poland.
>>52867532
Spassiba desu
>>52867532
This.
neither
As much as I hate britkikes for historic reasons.
UK, no doubt.
Germany, without a doubt.
>>52866759
They're both terrible and are only going to become worse.
>>52868115
>Enter world war and ultimately sacrifice your empire on behalf of Poland
>3 generations later: fucking kikes I hate them so much!
Golly
>>52867176
Absholute ideology, and sho on, and sho on
>>52868355
It's OK Hans. You can come to New Zealand when the refugee horde becomes too much
>>52868421
is this a meme or bait ?
>>52866759
France, no doubt here.
UK has the Premier League so UK
>buyernliga
The top 5 of the Bundesliga beats every Premier league team any day.
>>52868753
The Bayernliga? lol
>>52868753
>(you)
>>52868753
Only Buyern is good, because the entire league is just there to feed them
>>52868753
Franz pls
>>52868753
>Germans are so soft they can't play football in Winter
at least you learned from your failures 70 years ago
UK obviously
Their monarchy has lasted longer than Germany has existed
Their naval history and amazing feats of colonialism are far greater than Germany
While Anglo-Saxons were claiming the British Isles as their new kingdom, Germans were still living in tribal civilizations
Also, the first north american settlement other than a couple norwegian thugs on boats was a british settlement, founded in 1497
Germany wasn't even a thing at that time
Also, David Cameron > Merkel
>>52868421
It's not only about WW2 lad.
It's about Partitions, January and September uprising and funding Prussia. Also the fact that you tried to sell us to the Bolsheviks in 1920 already.
>>52867412
indians
>>52868421
lol you never entered the war because of Poland but only because of Germany. If it were about Poland you'd have declared war on the Soviet Union on Sep 17th 1939 instead of becoming an ally of the country that invaded those who you pledged to protect. Poland was just an excuse to have a war with Germany.
if Germany won the war, they wouldn't be trying to be like Sweden today.
>>52866759
One is at the forefront of science, technology, and social progress, values classical art but doesn't get butthurt about it, offers free higher education, and is a model for Europe and the world.
The other is the UK.
>>52866759
I'd rather live in the UK cuz slags
>>52872333
Too add to this
I want to make baby with a brit
>two world wars and a world cup final
This isn't even a contest.
>>52872636
>yfw this is not even a joke
fuck, I love the British, sad to see them in this state
>>52872278
>and social progress
Oh, and what progress it is.
UK, by far.
Been to both
Currently in Liverpool
Greatest people I've ever met
>>52872681
Doing better atm than we were in the 70's, 80's and 90's
We’ve got a shed load of money to play with, and these fancy new toys will help us reinstate the empire.
1215: Barons of King John draw up the Magna Carta, and invent democracy
1687: England's Brave Issac Newton invents gravity. Everyone stops floating around.
1707: England and Scotland, the two greatest nations on Earth, unite to form Ubernation Great Britain. The world looks on in awe.
1781: Great Britain starts the Industrial Revolution by building the world's first iron bridge. The world thanks Britain for dragging them out of the stone age.
1859: England's Brave Charles Darwin invents evolution. Will be used to troll Americans for centuries to come.
1928:Sir Alexander Fleming single handily kicks death in the balls by inventing antibiotics, saving billions worldwide
1942: Alan Turing invents the computer. The British government call him a fag.
1953: Watson and Crick invent DNA. No one else understands.
1972: David Bowie releases the seminal The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.
1989: Sir Tim invents the World Wide Web, the internet, WIMP, email, wi-fi and 4chan, all in one afternoon.
2012: Great Britain hosts the Greatest Olympics of All Time. The world bows down in amazement. England's Brave Andy Murray cements GB's reputation by becoming the Greatest Sportsman Ever.
2015: Sir Tysonious Furington defeats the evil communist Russian boxer Wladimir Bitchko freeing the world and boxing from his tyrannical reign and once again proving English warriors are the greatest the world has ever seen
2016: In the aftermath of the unrivalled success of the greatest British film of all time, (Star Wars: The force awakens) the rest of the world concedes that the planet would be better off under British rule once again
>>52872930
I feel a bit sorry for Germany, to be honest. At least we've got the Channel separating us from the mainland and we're barely bothering with the whole EU thing. Germany has no such escape. They're in deep.
I may be wrong but i think Germany is a better country to live than the UK, so Germany it is.
>>52873064
UK is the best, Germany is Gary Oak.
>>52872989
probably true, 4chan might have brainwashed me.
I wholly support British domination of the EU, fuck Germany.
>>52866759
UK in almost every way
>>52866759
Sports its The UK
Darts World Cup
Every Golf Major
Rugby World Cup
Football World Cup
Cricket World Cup (T20)
Every Tennis Grand Slam
The Tour de France
Snooker World Cup
Ryder Cup Winners
The Commonwealth Games
Boxing World Champions (Every weight)
UFC TUF World Championship
The Olympic Games
Davis Cup Winners
Moto GP World Championship
Baseball World Cup
Indy Car World Championship
Squash World Champions
Formula One World Championship
Had 6 Different Clubs To Win The European Cup
Had 3 players to win the super bowl
Ice Hockey World Cup
Judo World Champions
Touring Car World Champions
Taekwondo World Champions
World Rally Champions
World Table Tennis Champions
>>52873209
>I may be wrong
You are m8
UK is objectively better by most any measure.
Germbooism happens to be a thing though. So fedoras like Germany.
>>52869258
>Germcucks absolutely BTFO
>>52873459
Remember when being a Swedeboo was a thing? The same fate awaits Germanbooism, and after that weebooism, etc.
From the ashes of all these -boos the British lion will rise.
>>52872636
Straya, I'm disappointed
>>52872681
?
Of course it's a joke
>>52873866
France's greatest man was literally sent to a remote island in the South Atlantic, left to rot like an animal. Keep in mind France is one of the greatest countries on earth.
That's how mighty the UK is.
>>52873938
?
That's not how Louis XIV died
"Arabe"
>>52874029
Being in denial makes it worse.
France is a great country in its own right, but it's obvious that history is on the Brit's side.
>>52873064
>2015: Sir Tysonious Furington defeats the evil communist Russian boxer Wladimir Bitchko
>>52874029
cute, but Napoleon obviously >>> le Sun King
>mfw Cuckmany and """France""" try to compete with Anglos
>>52874070
Island countries = Easy mode, desu
>>52874212
>Angloboo Americans
>>52874274
Being an island helped immensely, yes, but it's not like multiple states didn't try to invade them.
It's just that they got BTFO every single time.
>>52874362
Well, having a strong navy, that's the secret
And desu, that was impressive
>>52874274
Being an island is only an advantage until you want to expand beyond your borders
>>52874406
Their dominance is not chiefly militarily either, just look at the sciences. Newton and Maxwell were both British, those two alone shaped physics to such a huge extent, it's hard to put in words.
In mathematics they weirdly enough don't have a strong history (not as compared to France and Germany), but then Andrew Wiles pops up and solves Fermat's Last Theorem.
>>52866759
Obviously the UK.
Germany
desu the UK, Germany is a really overrated country on /int/ because of those autist muh heritage yanks and nazifags, also it is cool to hate Anglos
UK because of scotland
Someone wanna tally the votes?
>>52875543
Ukan
Besides London, what can the UK offer?
>>52866759
Scotland desu
