>UK = Dad
>France = Mom
>Germany = Weird uncle you used to be close with as a kid, but your parents don't let you see him anymore
Accurate?
Uh no.
UK = Mom, where USA was born.
France = Midwife, helped USA be born when UK did not want to let us out of her tummy.
Mexico = Stepmom, where the Southwest states were born.
UK is a hermaphrodite. France is the force
>>52862875
UK = gay
France = good
>USA
Fat son
>Australia
Best son
>Canada
Stoner daughter
>New Zealand
Stupid daughter
>South Africa
Weird cousin
>Ireland
Bitter cousin
>Rhodesia
Dead relative that no one speaks of, aside from South Africa when he's had a drink.
>Norway
Distant, but pleasant, relative
>Netherlands
Neighbour that you like more than your family
>>52863124
Good parts of American culture = French/German influence
Shit parts of American culture = British influence
gay thread
The UK is the parent.
France, Mexico/Spain, and whoever are the midi-chlorians who produced the baby.
>>52863160
>new england is shit
>louisiana is good
Alright
>>52863139
Isn't South Africa your adopted child?
>>52863209
New England is good but England is gay. Also Louisiana is one of the most culturally interesting places in America.
>>52863513
england is gay XD
atleast we don't fuck our sisters
>Denmark
An old and ramshackle grandfather who live in home for the elderly. A long time ago he was a powerful and wealthy boss who was feared by everyone.
>Byzantium
A fat sentimental mama who did education of the son. He loved her and hated her in the same time.
>Poland
An elder cousine who wasn't loved by parents. He always tried to be better than his brother but failed.
>Latvia, lithuania and estonia
Distant relatives who were cool in the past but now he alwsys bullies them.
>Finland
A quiet guy. Nobody knows why he is a part of the family buy nobady actually cares. When everybody was kicking everybody's asses he did well and now he is the most wealthy and cool guy from the family.
>>52866448
Obviously. After all, the prophet was a big proponent of cousinfucking, and god knows you can't disobey the prophet.
>>52862875
USA would not have an uncle that is younger than us.
KINGDOM OF FRANCE, OK !?
NOT A FUCKING WOMYN, BUT A FUNNY OLD MAN
>>52863037
France is Obi Wan desu
>>52863209
New England ? More like New France-Italy
