>europeans never visit the many small towns of america
>asians only ever go to uni towns or exchange families
>mexicans only ever go to the spanish speaking areas
>they'll never know about the abstract sides of america
>they'll never know how most american posters live
muh microtowns
>>52850342
This applies to any country though.
>>52850342
topkekm8
>>52850342
americans #btfo
>>52850441
>>52850363
t. Americans
Everything I need to know about America I learnt from Louis.
>>52850501
liked the neo Nazism and las Vegas brothel episodes. the Thai wives one too
I never had any interest in going to the USA, but as an imageboard pro I know many US posters, so if I ever got to travel through your country, it'd be one epic tour.
>>52850592
Rip in peace slag that wanted Louis' dick.
>>52850712
as if he could have handled an all American women like her in the first place
>>52850342
>>52850501
kek
brits love that show
>tfw get to live in a cozy as fuck cabin in rural Vermont
>town only has one stoplight and everyone knows each other
>go to the diner and catch up with other residents on their lives whole eating locally made Cabot cheeses, breads, and maple syrup
Good feels all around fampai.
>>52850463
>m-muh same!
We're half your weight laddy
>>52850867
>tfw live alone in a forrested valley
>biannual axe murders in my town of 10,000
>>52850303
>>most
>He genuinely believes the majority of internet users are outside of major cities.
>>52850937
half the US population lives in towns with less then 30,000 people
we aren't australia
then where should I go? Colorado?
>>52850800
As an Englishman he could handle them all. She even admits we are naturally superior.
>>52850923
Sounds /comfy/
>>52850712
>Be American
>Get shot
>>52851029
Fuck Colorado. Everyone is moving there and over-developing the fuck out of it. It's the new Commiefornia.
>>52850342
>>52850303
Colostitute
A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.
Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!
I would have no qualms going to small villages in America. If they are anything like Twin Peaks then they look comfy.
>>52850937
>my country is just 5 cities and a wasteland, so must be every other country
Picture related. Every tiny little red pixel is a village.
>>52851036
please, that cuck would be prepping tyrone within a week
There are only small towns in Norway, so obviously I'd go see a mega city instead.
>>52850342
>south park
>columbine high school
>marijuana
perfect
>>52851170
>Colostitute
>>52851221
There is no need to be so mad at Louis just because he shows a bit of Americas weird side.
american villages
>>52851354
just a bit of banter as you brits like to say
>>52850303
Tell me about Eugene then. Why do they have Jewish symbols poles and bronze animal everywhere?
>>52850981
That explains the lack of education
>>52851826
but the surplus of fun
>>52850918
Hats normally aren't that heavy though.
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>>52850303
Yo. After reading My Antonia, my dream has become to spend a couple months farming in the American midwest in small towns and having trysts with rural QTs,. I want to motorbike to Alaska where nobody lives.
Hopefully I wont get lynched.
>>52854628
Nebraska too
>European visits NYC for a week
>has an opinion of the entire US
>>52854628
>Hopefully I wont get lynched.
This is of concern to me. Hopefully my mouth isn't pretty enough for American hillbilly face rapists.
>>52854813
We don't need to visit to have one
>>52850342
wew
>>52850342
I don't "get" it?
>>52854813
Don't worry, we had an opinion of the colonies before going to inferior York.
>>52855045
meme spun off of american microbreweries (which are superior) versus international beers in beer threads, as well as local hamburger joints found only in america
>>52850342
BTFO
>>52855228
Oh, I remember this now. Thanks mr meme expert.
>>52855228
Write meme entries for wider audience instead of responding to just one autist
Jesus people are suboptimal
>>52855045
It all started with american beer.
We all know its shit.
Americans started to tell how american microbreweries are the best in the world but filthy european obviously dont know them)
Later they started to adapt this tactic to other things like microbackeries.
So all the good things in the usa are obviously micro-
>tfw live in shitty white trash overpopulated ""town"" of 20,000
It's basically China
>tfw live in a small town with median income 230k and the highest SAT scores in the country
>tfw jews and asians more common than tree squirrels
>tfw no blacks or hispanics in sight
>>52855606
>>52850342
Stop laughing, it's true.
We have many great smaller towns, and many great microbreweries, just because you're butthurt at the truth, doesn't make it not true.
The best things in America are away from the mass produce stuff, that's standard everywhere, Euros make it a meme to compensate for the fact that they can't handle America being superior to them
>>52855704
>tfw only 80k a year
>tfw whites are the niggers now
>>52855705
Isnt it ironic how the best things in a country obsessed with superlatives and size are micro?
>>52850342
>>52855803
Just because my huge American dick is big doesn't mean it's not the best.
>tfw live in suburbia
>Don't live in some "town" it's just a bunch of houses where people happen to live together thrown across a wide stretch of area
>>52850303
>Wanting minorities to shit up your town.
>>52851354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSvBzTKj5hk
>>52855705
>america is the best if you don't count the things most american choose to like
>>52850303
>met a friend from a small town in california
>lived at their house for a while
>women there have never seen any europeans and turn their heads at mach 3 when i start talking
felt good f a m
>>52850303
I went to colorado for the holydays last year.
>>52850303
What's the point of wasting a day by driving for hours from the nearest city to go to a 5000 pop town in which the only interesting thing to do is have lunch at the main street's diner?
