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fffirst
2nd for my penis
>>52841606
乙 for カンガルーランド
>>52841606
third for bikutoria, sore wa glorious-na homurando
>>52841606
メルボルンしかわからない…
>>52841606
Our highschool hosted a girl from Geelong once.
I've recently discovered Portia de Rossi, a girlfriend of Ellen Degeneres too was from there.
>>52841606
おちゅでちゅ
日本と時差があまりないのがいいね。
季節は反対だけど。
>>52841735
メルボルンすらわからない人も多いお
童貞なので苛められている
I just realized I don't want a Japanese boyfriend.
I want a British one.
I never knew myself until I started watching Master Chef The Professionals
>>52841606
ウィーンはどこ?
>>52841606
>Victoria is the only territory in which the borders are no straight line
That hurts my autism 2bh familia
>>52841812
メイド喫茶の店員の生理周期を把握していたからイジメられてる
>>52841831
そっちはカンガルーがいない方だぞ
>>52841598
二人の佐賀弁から来たおばさんが知っていますので
>>52841606
thanks メルボルンボーイ
>>52841825
イギリスのボイフリエンドはどうして?ブラジルのボイフリエンドが一番良いんだよ。
>>52841839
That would be Tasmania, no?
>>52841878
方言をしゃべる外国人はかわいすぎる
知り合いのイギリス人は関西弁だ
>>52841812
ぞい子verも、あったはずだが。見つからない。
>>52841878
あの、秘境佐賀か!
そのおばさん達、鼻に骨を刺していた?
>>52841933
ブラジルのガールフレンドが欲しいです!
>>52841933
ベッドルームだけなら…
>>52841878
今気づいたんだけどニュージー君でしたね
スマホの画面が小さすぎてよく見えなかった
俺は全く佐賀の方言は分かりません
失礼しました
>>52841606
You fuck template
You fuck yourself
>>52841933
いや、一番は日本のgfだろ?
ただし、その英語女子はねこまた(猫も跨いで通る)。
まあ、日本の男にも相手されないのだろう。
おはようございます。
>>52841936
Meant the borders of Victoria with New South Wales 2bh
Well Tasmania has no straight lines too though
>>52842054
おはよう
>12月30日2015年
>>52842054
>>52842033
what changed?
>>52842054
おはようポルトガル君
>>52841937
ほんとこれw
フランス語に似てるといわれる東北弁はブロンド女子が喋るとマジフランス語
>>52842085
明日はなにするの?
自分はガキの使いを見る
>>52842033
The template is fucking gay as shit, it was obviously written by an anime weeb faggot
I fix it every time I do the new thread
I did you a favour
>>52842116
女子が方言しゃべるの見たいよ
そいつ男なんだ…
できれば広島弁がいい
>>52842054
new gameアニメ化について一言
>>52841962
ブンダがとてもいいね
私はブンダガールフレンドを与えます、あなたは日本のかわいいガールフレンドを与えます
>>52842094
tark randam
>>52842085
it's 21:15, almost 31st in Jpn
I wanna die
>>52842094
I changed the / in the subject to a・, and I changed "randam" to "random"
I'm surprised it even got noticed
>>52842178
広島弁は男らしい方言だと思うけど、女の子が男らしい言葉を使うのも逆にかわいいかもねw
>>52842253
>randam
that was intentional...(´・ω・｀)
>>52842219
日本語では
「ケツ」と言います。
ex.
「いいケツしてるね」
>>52842264
女子のじゃけん、じゃけえ、は死ぬほどかわいい
>>52842239
d'accord...
It's nice to meet you. I'm a Japanese woman.
Shall I kick you in the balls?
Do you ever wish some other country was the superpower of this world? Or are you glad that America has this responsibility?
>>52842219
ブンダって何?
>>52842360
No. I'm not into that submissive stuff. I prefer to be in control.
>>52841937
本当に佐賀の方言を使わないがただ真似をしたかった。
>>52841943
>そのおばさん達、鼻に骨を刺していた?
これは東京人をよく言う台詞か?
>>52842360
大丈夫です。
>>52842364
I love my country (America)
>>52842337
ありがとうー
でも、「ブンダ」はメメですよ。
>>52842373
ケツです
>>52841606
>>52842403
>これは東京人をよく言う台詞か?
その佐賀をバカにしてるパンツ屋って人は関西人
大阪や京都は九州出身者も多く、純粋な関西人は基本的に彼らを見下してる
>>52842393
>>52842476
ブラジルの女の子のお尻はすばらしいです
>>52842364
yes and no
>>52842450
America always looks better from outside.
>>52842588
Which country do you wish it was instead of America then?
>>52842602
You mispelled Japan
People really love to hate on America, but the fact is that there has literally never been a better country (objectively) in recorded history.
Of course it's not perfect. But its the best anyone has ever done.
>>52842652
What constitutes good as a country?
>tfw no cute japanese gf
>>52842707
First of all, having a real flag, not a picture of a macaron
>>52842652
What criteria are you using to determine "better"? How successful the country is? We still have some time to go before we outlast the British empire.
>>52842489
へー、関西にそんなことがあったんだ
ちょっと確認したいですがここに>>52841943 ”骨を刺す”の意味は"Bone piercing through the nose"ですね?
Rikaichan is translating it as "so cold it chills your bones"
>>52842707
アニメと少女、明らかに
>>52842723
気持ちを知っています
>>52842611
i'm tired of power game
so America is okay. that will do
Try and touch it. It's throbbing, isn't it?
>>52842772
検索したらこんなのが
パンツ屋って発想が韓国と同じなのかな
>>52842793
>気持を知っている、兄
>>52842807
私のちんちんですか?うん、そうですよ。
>>52842835
やはりそういう意味だった。
ありがとう
>>52842835
その人って関西なんだろ?
関西はzが多いじゃん
グンマーならネタでわかるが、普通ならそこまで佐賀を原人扱いしないだろ
Is that fucken Warrnambool On the map cunt?
Miura is our sister city and we have student exchanges every year an every year we get the kids smashed.
why fuck with the template
i thought we were over this
tark at randam is the symbol of the nihongosure
How could "cheese and crackers" be "Jesus Christ"?
Do people still say that?
僕はおっぱいもお尻も両方好きです。
>>52843259
すばらしい
足は好きですか?
>>52843255
It's "cheese and whiskers" not "cheese and crackers", bananas in pajymas son.
>>52843259
>お尻も両方好き
まゆゆもホモだったの?
>>52841606
乙
>>52843255
>"cheese and crackers" be "Jesus Christ"?
apparently, the full thing is "cheese and crackers, got all muddy" instead of "jesus christ, god almighty"
I've never heard it before. I had to look it up.
>>52843378
>got all muddy
くすっときた( *´艸｀)
>>52843362
かわいいかわいすぎる
>>52843255
I've heard "cheese and rice" but not "cheese and crackers"
>>52843259
>>52843362
Ich liebe dich
>>52843413
かわいいかわいすぎる
>>52843422
Ich dich auch :3
>>52843451
>>52843327
足も好きです。
Konbanwa
>>52843475
It's fairy
>>52843214
OP here and creator of the map, yeah I put Warrnambool on. I'm in eastern Melbs but my dad has some friends who own or used to own a farm in Warrnambool.
>>52843568
こんばんわ(・ω・)ノ
>>52843475
あなたと愛を交わしたい。
ミクさんの注射器
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipbLtTKwMkI
post more land turtle image
Not gonna be able to come here for a few days, so, in advance: happy new year everyone!
>>52843214
>>52843644
Just looked it up, apparently Melbourne's sister city is Osaka.
The high school I went to has a sister school in Ibaraki which we went to on the school trip.
I remember we also had a long term exchange student from Aichi at some point.
>>52843730
やらないか?
I hear OZ is barbarious
is it true?
>>52843796
>flag
Get the fuck out of this thread
Also what the fuck
>>52843644
I grew up in Warrnambool, great town, tons of Asians now. I hope that student exchange still happens, the Japanese school in muira tried to cut It off when there was that swine flu scare. I remember that my friends were called "infected" by the Japanese teachers.
>>52843774
ぼくの注射器をミクさんに
>>52843816
Happy new year brazzy anon!
Hope you have experience many hues
>>52843857
Depends we're you go, but mostly yes
おやすみ
Do you think Amy Yamada (山田 詠美) is Zainich korean?
I want to be fluent in 日本語 next year.
>>52843801
>>52843796
>linking dark youtube
god damn it, now I'll have that shit in the sidebar recommendations for weeks
>>52843829
ジョークでした…
>>52843876
Oh, didn't think the Asians congregated all the way out there. Melbourne has heaps of Asians obviously. I wouldn't even mind if they were Japanese, but they're all just Chinese and Vietnamese :(
Shame to hear about the exchange, no reason they can't do it now though. I know how the Japanese can be over illness though. In Japan a mate of mine saw an old lady drop a face mask on the ground, so he picked it to hand it back to her, and she practically shat herself and refused to take it.
https://twitter.com/mizukisakurai/status/682088380423733248
>>52843816
「「happy new year, Brazil-san」」
best wishes for the new year :-)
>>52843968
おやすみ
>>52844113
>View translation
>>52843816
tenia um bon anu cara
>>52843970
I haven't read her book.
Why do you think so?
>>52844077
Cheers, I think the exchange is still happening, had a lot problems one year when the Japanese trip coincided with the China trip one year. The Chinese kids all came from hard line communist families an had an oversear watching them at all times, he did not take kindly to the Japanese kids there and refused to acknowledge them And subsequently so did the Chinese students, shit got tense when recess started I'll tell you that.
>>52844184
If you heard that " there is things are popular in school ? " To the relatives of the boy to be 10 years of age
10 -year-old " I and ~ do . This What a read ? ( Write a letter with a finger in the hand while saying "
Wye " gate ? "
The " good a gate ? " 10 -year-olds
Wye " Yeah (ﾟｰﾟ) ( ._ . ) "
It was rubbed boobs
Since advanced trap everyone Please use
>it was rubbed boobs
>>52844321
kek
We had two or three Chinese exchange students come to school one year, they were the biggest shitheads. They hardly spoke any English, and never put their phones down during assemblies and class. One of them, who had black hair obviously, died his hair blonde. Shit looked atrocious.
>>52844403
>Bing Translator
>>52844306
She wrote a book where japanese female named Kim love black american dick and disregard japanese and white dicks.
>>52843902
>>52844178
>>52844250
じゃ、もう出発するぞ
またね
>>52844520
must be a great story for Peru
>>52844633
また来年会おうぞ
しばしの別れよ、いざさらば
日本語を勉強し始めてから、英語は難しいで複雑な言語だと気づいたよね
>>52844520
I head she was crazy to blacks.
It may be her famous story, but I'm not sure. Let me check...
That stinks!
>>52844825
でしょ!?
英語難しいんだよ、日本語と違いすぎるんだもん
俺も英語をまじめに学び始めてから、日本語のややこしさに気づいたよ
America XD
>>52844999
America ;)
I love America!
日本は騒音大国だから
移住は絶対やめたほうがいいよ
Japan is so noisy country so that you shouldnt immigrate to Japan.
>>52844975
しかしそれでいい、難しいほど得が大きい。誰でも苦労なく学べるとしたらつまらない
>>52844825
俺も!
この考えを考えるとき、日本語について圧倒になる。
>>52844475
Sounds hilarious and awful, luckily most of our exchanges were alright.
I love Japan!
>>52845099
Japan is such a noisy country that you really shouldn't immigrate there.
>>52845177
Me too!
In fact, Japan is my favourite country!
>>52844975
うんそうだね
どちらもなりに煩雑だと思う
>>52845206
Whereabouts in Russia are you from?
I want to learn Japanese and live in Japan for a couple of years, but I'd also like to visit Eastern Europe and Russia.
>>52845248
>>52845190
I disparately hesitating this tribe's insanity
>>52843977
頑張って
>>52845221
どっちもそれなりに煩雑だと思う
I think both of them are tiresome.
>>52845309
Helsinki
>>52845309
you can't get any more "literally the middle of fucking nowhere" than that I guess.
>>52845322
I concur
>>52845206
Thank you. I love Russia!
>>52845309
Kemerovo or is that still in Altai rep?
皆さん、こんばんは
>>52844475
what's the point in the exchange if they don't do anything in class?
My uni also has the possibility of going abroad but you have to have a certain amount of credits otherwise you'll be required to pay back the money you got. At least that's what they tell us.
My classmate's girlfriend had a Japanese exchange student in her class for a whole school year. Even after the whole year, she barely spoke any Czech, so I don't really understand the point of the whole thing.
>>52845313
kek
>>52845309
Is that not out of nowhere? or is there cities and stuff there?
>>52845309
うわー
>>52845405
Close enough
>>52845423
My city is about 300,000 pop
>>52845309
From a quick look at the map, is that Novokuznetsk?
Do you know any traditional Siberian tribal women you can get me in with?
>>52845313
What do you mean to say? I don't know what you mean by "hesitating".
>>52845309
やっぱりロシアはでかいなぁ
>>52845309
The place seems to not be so cold as typical Russian areas. It looks like Middle Asian.
>>52845543
Sounds like a really bad Google translate job
"desperately" is probably meant to be "really"
"hesitating" is probably meant to be "doubting"
"tribe" is probably meant to be "country"
"insanity" is probably meant to be "sanity"
![Vakaworld_050915_ja[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SpIuteA.gif "Vakaworld_050915_ja[1].gif")
>>52845361
>>52845567
It gets -40 almost every winter, but this one has been really hot (about -10C) so far, had -20 only for a couple of weeks.
>>52845706
>but this one has been really hot (about -10C)
Holy shit
THIS NITORI ASS FUCKING CHAIR JUST TRIED TO FUCKING KILL ME
Leaned back and the screws holding the back against the sitting portion of the chair popped causing me to fall back
I weigh fucking 60 kilos so not even fat
nice christmas with my girlfriend 2bh
>>52845543
I'm relieved when I saw your post, because I couldn't understand the sentence either, and I thought it came from slang or my poor ability of English.
Anyway, the guy wanted to write '' I am really doubting country sanity.''
But I still can't get it well.
>>52845792
>ASS FUCKING CHAIR
Swedish culture is mysterious.
>>52845792
Are you okay?
おはようみんな
>>52845816
Welcome back gook lover
>>52844520
Sorry for late reply.
I read this story line.
I’m not sure Kim is a Korean woman or not because Kim is also a first name of English.
If Kim is family for her, I can conclude that she is a Korean though.
I couldn’t information whether she is Zainichi or not.
Yamada herself is a woman who is called “外人専門”, a bitch of loving only foreigners, and finally she married a black American military guy.
>>52845886
おはよう
彼女できた?
来月日本に滞在するつもりが、下手な日本語から、ホームステイ用アプリケーションの自己紹介ようの欄を記入すると相応しいことを書いたか分からん。
ご意見を聞かせ下さいm(_ _)m
「年齢を問わず、人と有意義な時間を過ごしたいと思います。動植物を愛する人、ペットに囲まれて育ちました。価値観のある家族の中で育ちました。その上に、5年の間ボーイスカウトにいました。」
>>52845869
はい!
Screws are back togheter
At least it did not explode
>>52845406
こんばんは チェコさん
>>52845886
おはよう アメリカくん
>>52845706
>really hot
>-10
I-I think I have to call someone in Finland to come this thread whether they can agree with you.
Don't expect any of Japanese can agree with you.
>>52845930
>価値観のある家族の中で育ちました。
ここだけ分からないかな
英語もちょうだい
>>52846038
I was raised in a family with ［good］values.
>>52845706
Melbourne here.
It can get to fucking 25º some days in winter.
I want off this scary heat ride
Unless you're in the Victorian highlands or in the mountains then it never gets below zero in this state, ever
>>52845940
Why don't you confirm how to assemble it?
You assembled it didn't you?
>>52845930
文章の意味はなんとか分かります。自己紹介として適切な内容だと思いますよ~。
>>52845816
Thats some Bestkorea level photoshop skill 2bh
>>52846025
**they can agree with you or not.
>>52846151
Yes
Like a year ago, the screws have undone themselves it seems as time have passed
>>52846116
こういうことを言う文化が日本には無いかも?
2015 was boring lel
But I prepared myself for 2016 the year of hot korean summer love
now I want to eat some kimchi jjigae like every day to celebrate my anti-japanese sentiment
>>52845927
いいえ。。。
でも頑張ります俺
>>52846257
lol
You ARE boring. and we know you will be boring in 2016 as well as you had done this itt.
>>52845792
Just buy a new one without screws.
>>52846331
Fugggg
Nihon kun turn down the heat, you'll make korean lover sad
>>52846257
Looks like they suffer from a downward pointing nose
That is subhuman tier right there
If you are going to post 3d at least chose some with upwards pointing noses
>>52846357
I'm not heat up at all, so don't worry.
>Korean lover sad
Korean lover should go Korean thread. Or they can go Korean town in Japan.
Korean prostitutes are so cheap.
>>52846252
欧州でもおかしい
>>52846451
でもヨーロッパでは家族を褒めるだろう?
日本は他人に対して自分の家族を褒めないから。
習慣の違い。
>>52846252
じゃ、その文を削除したほうがいいんだろう。
>>52846116
>I was raised in a family with ［good］values
Do you use that kind of descriptions in Brazil?
I think you can just take that part away and you would be good to go.
>>52846560
Around here, you have to make explicit such things. A shame really.
>>52846500
自分を褒めるのってなんの国だって失礼だろう
>>52846226
>the screws have undone themselves it seems as time have passed
that is not how screws work
>>52845930
>価値観のある家族の中で育ちました。
価値観は優先順位って意味に受け取れるからこれでどう?
家族の惜しみない愛情を受けて育ちました。
>>52846257
Koreans are probably the ugliest people on the planet.
>>52846632
自分を慰めるのもそうですか?
>>52846639
If theyre under pressure they actually do that
>>52846331
>>52846611
Hmm interesting.
If I would read that I probably would assume that you grew up in a family with good values, but had some troubles with the law or smt tho.
>>52846541
違う文章を考えてみたら?
>>52846632
>どこの国だって
自分じゃなくて自分の家族を褒める外国人は山ほど会ったし、日本人でも時々いるよ。。。非常識扱いされるけどねw
>>52846450
I've always wondered why he doesn't go to /kpg/ as well, I think he just likes the posters here.
>>52846673
With or without plastic surgery?
Though I agree.
>>52846331
そんな簡単に釣りにかかんなよ。
>>52846700
Which they are every time I use the computer
Though I also have this table from Nitori that keeps undoing its screws through some seemingly unknown force since I always have to screw them back together
>>52846683
自分を舐められたらいい
犬になりたい
>>52846804
what is kpg
>>52846683
まあ苦しい時にある程度大丈夫だと思うね
自 分を
慰 める
>>52846781
Is that so? If I would read it that I may guess he wants to be proud of his family, but I would wonder ''what is the good value?''
>>52846819
boringを使った冗談だよ。こいつは絶対メゲ無いし、いなくもならねーだろうしw
>>52846870
ヨガをたくさんやったら、自分でフェラ出来るようになるかもしれない
>>52846943
>自分を慰めるのもそうですか?
>自慰
Maybe he said a dirty joke.
>>52846895
It's a kpop general in /mu/
I think it'd be better if you posted there
>>52846861
>unknown force
micro earthquakes mb?
>>52847025
Well I would have asked myself in that case, like: "Why does he mention values? Does he want to hide smt?"
I guess the way a person understands it differenciates from person to person.
>>52847129
lel kpop fans especially male ones are subhumans
I hate kpop and kdramas and don't want to talk about new camel toe pictures of plastic bitches
>>52846976
プライドのない虫ケラって事ですか?
>>52847228
What's your reason for liking Koreans?
Usually it's because of those types of things you mentioned.
>>52847194
Sounds plausible tbhfam
>>52847199
Hmm, I don't think that way, I think it comes from the difference of culture or custom, and I would wonder we can share the value of mindset or not.
>>52847301
I like Koreans because they are honest and very funny unlike Germans and Japs
Koreans are really good friends
>>52847424
Hm if I think about it, maybe I think like that just because Im not trusting people enough 2bh. Damn.
信用って大事ね
I'm always thinking or imagining if there are some girls who are all same level cute and good personality having different nationality in Asia, like Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Taiwan, or South East Asian.
Which one will you choose and tell me the reason.
I will pick Japanese girl or Taiwanese girl.
Korean, Chinese are too aggressive, south east Asian..not too bad, but they are usually poor and greedy.
Anime?
Was?
Que?
>>52847602
ふむ。。厳しい現実だね
That's harsh, but I have to reconsider that Japanese often are said we trust people too easily.
>>52847642
I pick the girl who picks me...
>>52847642
I really want a korean girl that hits me and burps in public
plsss
ボクは、ポルノが好きです!!
ちなみにボクは毎日抜いてるぞ!!
日本万歳!!!!!
>>52847765
>Japanese often are said we trust people too easily
Hm maybe we are opposites in terms of that.
人間関係は難しいね
We should fight for justice.
http://fightforjustice.info/?lang=en
>>52847931
Excellent. You used the word "抜く" properly (if you mean "jerk off").
>>52847969
Heh, here in Brazil, at least, I trust almost no one.
>>52847931
え、何このカナダ人日本語うまい
>>52847931
カナダ人は日本のポルノを見ますか?
>>52848084
lel
Sometimes I wish life would be easier in terms of that o_o
>>52848003
What does it say?
>>52847969
You remind me kinda funny thing,
>we are opposite in terms of that
I heard same thing from Swedish guy, the guy told me
it's hard to get along with others because they don't trust people easily.
>But Scandinavian and Germany accepted many refugees, and Japanese didn't.
Consequently, it means Japanese are not good at strangers.
>>52848084
Then how can you get friend or to know new people?
>>52847492
Hmmm
I don't know about that
実りある家族の中で育ちました
充実した家族の中で育ちました
満ち足りた家族の中で育ちました
値千金の家族の・・・
まいいや。俺もうるさい
>>52848238
That actually plays a big part because we cannot trust fellow Germans in anything. The same goes for Swedes. So we are picking foreigners over trusting our families. Its really sad though.
>>52847492
>they are honest
But their face are not honest. Today's top kek.
>>52848383
kek, go get em Japan.
