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>My life is just one big joke
>be 9/10
>still be an autistic virgin fuck that can't get pussy
>>52836308
>be 10/10
>400 IQ
>billionaire
>6'3
>smell good
>no girl will even look at me
JUST
>>52836336
C'mere bro
>>52836336
>be danish
>Can't get laid
>I devolve into a memespouting machine who only leaves the house to smoke weed when not working
>I've convinced myself life is OK like this and no real changes need to be made
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52836483
I really, really, really like this lel.
>>52836491
save it :^)
>>52836439
>actually had sex twice in the last 6 hours
>>52836483
literally my life lmfoa
>Be 4/10
>Choke to death every girl i date because of mommy issues
>Get 3 years, 2 years parole
>Oh_boy_here_we_go_again.exe
>>52836532
>>52836506
i want to visit Denmark, especially aarhus
Is it beautiful?
>tfw never cared about having a gf and never will
Why the fuck are you guys trying to sell your only chance at wizardry for some cheap pleasure?
>>52836589
I'm not actually Danish and have yet to visit Jutland but Copenhagen and the surrounding areas are fucking magical my friend. Walking through the city is like a dream come true. I know it sounds really faggy and pretentious, but if you've ever seen the movie In Brugges, the way the city is described is how I feel about Copenhagen.
>>52836608
wizardy is a lie
YOU DON'T GET WIZARD POWERS
>2015 (in this timezone) ends in 33 hours
>>52836608
I'm starting to stop caring too,
I haven't talked to a girl in almost 2 weeks outside of work or whilst shopping, and I'm happier than I've been all year.