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What are the best and worst regions of Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Finland?
>inb4 everyone says the capital cities are the simultaneously the worst and best regions
Sweden > Denmark > Finland > Norway
prove me wrong
>>52823457
Swede here, and in my opinion
Denmark > Norway > Sweden > Finland > Iceland
But tbqh family I have a really hard time picking, but it's usually Denmark in the top 3 at all times. Sweden is just bad because of kebabs and rampant leftism, otherwise Sweden would be 1# or 2#.
I'm looking for regions here, lads.
>>52823457
>>52823791
I think you understood the question wrong, no surprise though...kek
In Finland, the best region IMHO is the middle of Finland aka "Keski-Suomi" and the worst part after Hellsinki is the southeastern part aka "Kymenlaakso".
>>52823991
>implying the capital area isn't the best region
in objective terms (economics, productivity etc.) it is without a doubt the best. in more subjective terms there is obviously no real answer, but it was the rural folk who voted the current government into power, and look where they got us? Not to mention that the capital area has by far the most to offer in terms of hobbies, food, alcohol, art and basically anything except nature and things related to it.
Lofoten > rest
capital cities are objectivly the worst regions
>>52823791
>Sweden is just bad because of kebabs and rampant leftism
Management by perkele>management by diskuteering tbqh
>>52823412
Best regions in Finland
>Helsinki
>Lapland, and I mean the actual tundra part, it's pretty fucking noice
>Järvisuomi, the area that's covered with lakes
>the islands near Turku
Worst parts:
>Ostrobothnia
>Salla and other full commiestans
Your question leads inevitably to a situation where some places are simultaneously the best and the worst as you can't define anything as being objectively the best or the worst. I come from Helsinki and I've lived in Oulu and spent a significant amount of my summers in the so called middle Finland and Turku.
>>52823890
Worst:
Took me a while, but it's probably Lolland because it's the most poor area, and I think weird stuff have been going on there.
>pic related
Best:
With all this immigration happening, I don't really know anymore. But normally just outside of Aarhus. In terms of money it's North Zealand
>>52824133
LOL
>>52823890
Well I only know Sweden, so
>god tier
Northeastern Scania, I always go to Torekov/Båstad in the summers and that place is heaven on earth. No kebabs, no ugly bitches, everyone is at least upper middle class and basically it's Hollywood minus the disgusting fucking Hollywood culture. I catched the princess jogging there and some of our best football players live there. I want to jizz in my pants thinking about that place, I hope the kebabs never get there.
>nice tier
Östermalm/Kungsholmen in Stockholm, I used to live on Södermalm which is pretty nice if you like hipster Brooklyn/Soho type of areas although personally I found it pretty shitty due to all the leftist hipsters. Half the writers for the meme Sweden yes articles live there - I've actually seen some of the "Sweden yes !! XD" people there on the streets such as the handicapped gay Muslim woman and that guy who said Sweden was founded by homos on the street.
Bromma is also nice, at least some parts.
>okay tier
Some of the middle class suburbs such as Sollentuna
>shit tier
Skärholmen, Rinkeby, etc. I know people who live there so it's not just memes that judge my opinion on those areas.
You're probably talking about larger actually regions which in that case I have to say Norrland is beautiful as fucking hell but Northeastern Scania is as well, it doesn't even look like Sweden, it has nice beaches, rocky coasts and rolling hills of wheat. Looks a bit like Cornwall except less grey-ish weather and smaller cliffs tbqh.
We also own a house next to Vänern but it's inferior in all ways to scania because it's too cold, too much forest and bugs fucking everywhere
>>52824256
I've heard a lot of different things about Skane, some people saying it's comfy, some people saying its poor and boring. It's got its own regional identity though, so that's cool.
>You're probably talking about larger actually regions
Eh, not necessarily, you guys can do what you want.
>>52824809
Skåne is a Muslim region now.
>>52824256
>northwestern*
>>52825119
still better than denmark:^)
>>52825248
Skåne literally is Danish
>>52825248
Yeah sorry meant northwestern, tired as fuck, can't believe I wrote the entire thing
>>52825316
>Skåne is a Muslim region now.
>Skåne literally is Danish
;^)
>>52823412
>Denmark
Jutland
>Sweden
It's a shithole entirely
>Norway
Lofoten
>Finland
Lappland
>>52825358
it all comes down to what OP doesn't tolerate. Is it feminists? brown people? PC-people(aka both feminists and brown people) rednecks?
most regions have it's own good and bad parts depending on that.
>>52823412
The Faroe Islands are clearly the best.
>free whale meat (which banned in the EU)
>no property tax
>low car tax (including a clever loophole to avoid paying tax on your car)
>good beer
Can anyone post the .gifs with the über gay Swedish boys, some kind of gameshow I think?
>>52825535
>>52823791
>>52823457
OP asked about Regions you fucking niggers, do you not know how to read holy fuck I'm literally a monkey and I can read English better than you
>>52825535
It would if not for the complete lack of stimulus beyond nature (which I admit is a thing of beauty, but a man requires other things as well)
>>52825535
Faroe Islands sounds nice but way too small. How many people are there over there? It sounds horrible.
I love suburbs and small close knitted communities but an entire island of that on frozen wastes sounds like a shithole. I could imagine living on Iceland though.
>>52825583
The Faroe Islands are not a country.
>>52825443
We live in a time and age where literal apes can have their own subjective (still objectively wrong) opinions. What a time to be alive.
>>52825620
>The islands are an autonomous country within the Danish kingdom.[6][7][8]
Source taken from your own fucking country's website
http://www.faroeislands.fo/
http://www.norden.org/en/fakta-om-norden-1/the-nordic-countries-the-faroe-islands-greenland-and-aaland/facts-about-the-faroe-islands
http://www.business.dk/oekonomi/faeroesk-hjaelp-til-putin
>>52825615
50,000 people on 18 islands is not that bad
>>52825615
>frozen waste
Stupid as fuck
The Faroe Islands aren't even that cold
Canada, fuck, even Japan has places much colder with a higher population density
>I will never live in Finnmark working on a fishing boat or ice cube factory with my teenage mixed sami gf
>>52824256
Northwestern Scania is god tier? I'm from there and I don't know anything else. Is the rest of sweden as infested as people say? I've been a lot to Lund too but that's special in its own way
The north for sure. I mean it's not bad, but if I had to pick something...
>>52825881
it's not bad. I'm from there too. Personally i the eastern scania a lot too.
Some will say the remote areas around the Norway boarder is god tier too. It all depends on what you seek.
I actually have an assburger very detailed map I made, but I'm on my phone so..
The further north and west you go the shittier the region.
>>52826226
What are the odds? Did you go to rönne?
>>52826558
In terms of Eastern Finland, I heard Joensuu is pretty shitty. Don't know about Turku and Jyvaskyla though.
>>52825717
Faroe Island doesn't have the right to defend themselves, nor do they have the right to have their own police forces. All foreign talk is going through Denmark, including EU talks.
Is that really a country?
>>52824191
mentioned
>>52826993
The foreign affairs thing is kind of a meme at this point since we have independent embassies in Brussels, London, Reykjavík and Moscow.
>>52826993
Isn't that what the UK is going to be next year with the US patrolling their airports and their foreign policies almost entirely dictated by the US?
>>52827043
Then why are the EU up our asses over your fishing?
No country that's controlled by another country is actually a country, even if it has it's own culture and language. I want the Faroes to be a country, but they're a province now.
>>52827178
Because Sjúrður Skaale is a cuck that's why
>>52827266
We voted for independence in 1946, but we got thoroughly cucked once again by the Danish king and state. There is no way I'm voting independence with a bunch of socialist republicans and Christians who think Denmark is Sodom.
>>52827389
Hvörjir eru hesir hardrendu kristnu föroyingarnir?
>>52825662
>said Muhammad
Indeed we are free here in brazil, free apes, but still free.
How's Sharia Law treating you?
What about your Muslim Patrols?
>>52827545
Allir í Miðflokkinum, flestu í Fólkaflokkinum, helvtin av Tjóðveldi, o.s.fr.
>>52827599
Fair enough. Einar fríar Föroyar eru eiggiligar, men tad kámar glansbílæti eitt sindur at vitad sær, hvussu nemt tad kundi verid hjá eini fyritöku ella ödrum interessum at yvirtikid landid.
>>52827796
Alilaksur Bakkafrosts ger upp umleið 40% av Föroya útflutningi. Hetta land er eitt hol við einari konservativari mentan og einsháttaðum búskapi.
>>52823412
My mom
>>52824111
I mean you can drive 20 minutes from the centre of Helsinki and be completely in the country side in an endless forest. It's not like Beijing or something.
Theres everything and more in Helsinki, and there are very few reasons not to live here.
>>52825436
>>52825316
>>52825248
Mums "Kill the Gays" Zelmerlof is a Skånian
>>52825837
>fishing in Finnmark
Nei nu Australia, nu har du domma dæ sikkelig ut
>The best
Jutland, because it reminds me of home
Lappland, because all the nature.
>Worst
Scania, if only because Malmö
Sjaelland, only because of it's name which is way too similiar to Zealand. And Copenhagen.
>>52824188
>Worst parts:
>Ostrobothnia
Oulu also sucks then, in your opinion?
Iceland > Denmark > Finland >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Norway >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sweden
Reykjavik is good for tourists
>>52825535
this guy knows what's up
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>>52833902
>Best
>Jutland
>Worst
>Sjaelland
wooo lads
