Culture Pals: K-Pop Edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
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OP pastebin:
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Old Bread:
>>52801727
>>52801727
>>52801727
>>52822870
Good thing I checked.
first for /cp/
3rd for mornin lads
Have you guys ever had success in courting a qt that specifically mentions she's not interested in romance/looking for a relationship in her profile? Seems like all the hottest ones do this
Guys this is fucking bullshit. So my alarm is going to go off in 4 hours, I'm exhausted. And this fucking Frenchmen is snoring so FUCKING LOUUUDDDDD!!!! And some fucking Uzbek or something turned on the fucking lights. I swear this dude is fucking stoned!
Never ever again will I stay in a hostel
>>52822983
Morning
Are you Johnno btw?
>>52823119
This is my response to Johnno
http://youtu.be/uJ-jY7-iS40
>>52823017
Tell the Uzbek to turn the lights off or to go to the common room.
Whistling can make someone to stop snoring. I'd wake him up and tell him he's snoring and to sleep on the side, though.
Or, you can sometimes ask to be in another room in the reception.
>>52823017
kek
That's why you get drunk as fuck before even trying to sleep in a hostel
>>52823017
You should have thought that before deciding to stay in a hostel tbqh.
>>52823320
Oh ok lmao, I thought that because of the 'morning lads', even though you don't have the Queensland flag.
>when a girl says in her profile not to message her with "hi how are you" but messages you saying exactly that
Did helis commit sudoku? ;_;
>>52823948
Probably she stopped coming here because Olaf started pretending to be her.
>>52824112
She's not appearing on Interpals either.
Honestly, I'm sort of worried, if she is okay.
>all those 16-17 years old girls talking to me
Feeling like a pedo desu.
I'm 22 btw.
>>52824332
This desu
Though I don't think it's Olaf's fault, he didn't bully her that much. Other anons were way worse desu.
>qt cares about the star system
>>52824432
We talked a fair bit before, and she did tell me she does not visit her computer even daily, and it wouldn't be grounds to worry, if she didn't appear for 2-3 days.
But it's been a while now.
Got into this shit today. A smooth as fuck profile pic gets you 10 messages an hour lads.
>>52824531
>I just want a sex tape
>>52824555
post brofile
>>52824541
>>52824432
Her last time here was in the Christmas Eve edition, so still not a long time.
>>52824555
Fuggg, 10 messages an hour without any scripts
Nice trips btw
i'm too lazy to reply to all these endless questions desu guys.
Will it lead to sex one day?
lads....
what are the chances I get a qt to help teach me spanish
this is very , very, very important
>>52824541
She's in a student room, right? So, it could be that she went to see her parents for Christmas and the new year. Maybe she is in the middle of nowhere with no easy access to internet.
>>52824825
sorry mate, you're learning thai now.
>>52824531
Why would anyone even know what Calvin Harris looks like??
>googled him
>not bad looking but also not the most attractive guy
It's just the height and muscles kek
>>52824541
Who knows, maybe she stays of of it for more than 3 days sometimes
One of you lads told me to ask for a pic of my qt's feet. Best thing I've ever gotten
>>52824900
you know the drill
>>52824836
I remember her saying that her family doesn't celebrate christmas
>>52824925
Well no wonder she's strange.
>>52824874
lad.....
>>52824836
I thought that was another Finn, neither Helis nor Olaf but another guy
>>52824836
No, it was another Finn who mentioned living in a student room.
>add qt on facebook
>in a relationship
>with a jew
Reeee.
>>52824953
Just try to find someone, if you can't find a qt in Spain, Latin America is large enough to beginn with
>Girl messages 'Hey again'
>I have no idea who she is and there's no way to find out since I delete very old messages.
>>52824432
She deserved the bullying Tbh
>>52824925>>52825000>>52825009
I hope she's only a bit depressed and will get better soon. Christmas is a hard time when you're basically alone and see everyone else being happy but you.
>>52824911
Lighting is atmospheric but not too good for really seeing much. By far the most erotic pic I have of her.
>>52825213
Why?
Sure she was maybe acting a bit like she wanted attention. But anybody who talked to her for any amount of time could realize she deeply was scarred by whatever trauma she is dealing with. She's a broken girl this one, and at the risk of sounding like a white knight beta faggot, I do think we should be careful with her. Banter and shit does help building a thicker skin, but it doesn't work with someone whose cocoon is already shattered.
is it worth saying that I have very little experience talking to girls
or do girls not like that
>>52825325
Good lad
>>52825356
Try it out... enough qts out there to fail once in a while
>>52825356
They love it lad, tell them you've never touched one while you're at it as well...they will go crazy for you..
>>52825356
It's best to conceal your autism as much as possible
>>52825356
I'm guessing you're already sperging out so you can tell her, maybe she'll give some tips
>>52825325
Unfeminine foot shape desu
>>52825213
Reminder that she didn't do the vocaroo because she wanted to. I bothered her with it because several people from here thought she was a guy
>>52824758
Last time I talked with her, was on Christmas Eve, and a bit past midnight.
>>52824836
>>52825000
>>52825009
That was me. I'm still in my flat, miserable and morose over being alone.
>>52825349
Noticed the same myself. She refuses to talk of her past, or of herself in general. Though she is rather quiet in general anyways.
What's even the point when you're inferior to 95% of the guys on this website? I'm just so boring, why would a qt like or care about me?
>>52825349
Yes, she really believed in the spirit world and entities stuff, she was posting that stuff more out of loneliness than to b8 people or pretending to be an AW tbqh
Do qts mind if every reply I give them pretty outweighs anything they've sent me?
I always end up writing 4x times their share in conversation because I don't know how to minimize and am scared of seeming boring (which I am).
But I know I always end making disbalanced conversations.
>>52825907
minimize my thoughts*
>>52825907
What about sticking to one idea at a time, or waiting for a reply when the share is about even?
>>52824825
i'm currently talking to two qts with basic spanish that i've learnt from Duolingo. So i'd say it's easily doable.
>>52825907
They will mind if you give shorter replies. It's hard to find a girl who can hold conversations, unfortunately.
>>52825977
Well they're often snail mail chats so I can't either sit around awaitin a reply from them that'll never come as they've deemed their response sufficient.
But I should try that maybe. I'm always too intent on seeming like a passionate guy on whatever I debate, but it's true that I can seem excessive sometimes when writing too much.
>>52826083
That's my main worry. Not that I mind actually being the one to govern the conversation some more, and the fact that being the one with the longest replies can at least make me seem like the one "wooing the girl" and that's how it traditionally should be: male putting in effort for the female. I'm always just scared of never trespassing into that part where I seem clingy or obsessive to them.
>tfw no Anjelica qt
Just end it.
>>52826151
Naw, you cannot change that habit lad. I do exactly the same because I try not to leave out any details. You just gotta find the right qt and once you notice that you guys click well, switch to Skype/Whatsapp
Been there, done that. I've had a friend I was exchanging essays with because of that habit, my longest message to him ever was like 4 pages on MS Word (Arial, 12pts)
>>52826083
Girls exactly are not the problem, there are as many dudes on IP that are as dense as those girls and reply with one-liners. You wonder why these people even signed up at this site if they can't talk to anyone. Though on the other hand, I think once you click with someone you'll be able to talk a lot with them even though they only write one or two lines to other people.
>>52826319
Keep doing what you did.
>>52826478
>my longest message to him ever was like 4 pages on MS Word (Arial, 12pts)
>>52826642
I used to message a girl 3000-5000 word messages daily to each other and a lot of the time hers was longer than mine.
Does anyone have experience with japanese girls?
I want her to open up a little bit more and I dont even know if she knows that I'm trying to flirt with her.
>>52826933
What do you talk about for your messages to be that long? I mean, I can stretch a phrase or a subject up to a point, but without going into needless details that would make the likes of Stendhal proud, I don't think I could reach that many pages daily, especially in one go.
>>52827123
You just start with normal messages and it develops. You will end up having a few paragraphs with different subjects that you both discuss. And once you don't feel like replying to one of these paragraphs because you don't know what to say, skip it, there is still enough to talk about. The only annoying thing about skipping paragraphs is when one of you was actually into that subject and wanted a reply to it but it's okay.
The thing is, my friend and I just never skipped any paragraphs (till there was literally nothing to say anymore) and we always added new ones
Is there still hope, or must I move on?
>tfw 200 word essay due to my qt tomorrow and i havent started yet
>>52827377
Better version here.
>>52827320
It makes sense in that case. It is indeed a pleasure to talk to someone you connect with.
>>52827377
>>52827601
its a challenge
>>52827644
But one already lost?...
>>52827683
Better to have tried and failed than to have never tried at all m8
>>52827927
Pretty much.
I was bored so I signed up and all the people messaging me are asian chicks. I just want to practice spanish. Also do people really try to flirt with girls, I mean what's the point if every single one is thousands of miles away
>>52827927
Meh. She'd have been well worth my efforts if I knew they could lead me somewhere. But otherwise this is going to be a seriously busy year for me, and if I only am pulling on strings in the hopes that this works, I know I'll probably just be wasting my time.
>>52827123
We were talking about everythingand anything about us, our day, where we live, food, cultures, TV and movies, travel etc. It was just because I clicked with this girl and we've been talking ever since and it's been over a year now though now we talk on Facebook everyday and not so long messages but occasionally our messages get to about 1000 words and when they get that long we talk about it on Skype to shorten it.
>>52828052
"I'm not looking for a gf either, but since I really enjoy our conversations too and we really get along, I always find myself thinking it would be nice it you were my gf." :^)
>>52828084
Dans quelques jours peut être anon.
But you wouldn't guess it from the picture I posted though she overall seemed to be extremely hostile to the idea of a boyfriend from interpals. And I'll feel really scummy too if I'm to leave her after she's told me that she's only seeking friendship.
But I should find out soon enough, like you say.
I'm back at her house now and we're about to start chilling on the couch watching TV.
I have to make the move, we have to bang or I'll never recover
I'm freaking out about making the first move and the anxiety will probably either make me cum too soon or not at all
>>52828292
Good luck bro. Don't worry about premature ejaculation. If anything you should worry more or not being able to cum after applying a death grip to your dick whilst mastubrating for your past decade of loneliness.
>>52828292
And why the fuck are you on here? Live your life brah. Do it now and fuck her. Be the American whore you were meant to be.
>>52828062>>52827320
I hope I'll find someone like this too.
>>52828292
Don't think about yourself. Think about enjoying the moment. As my French comrade said, live the moment.
>>52828292
Just don't think too much about it and do it. Remember that if you never do it you'll beat yourself up about it forever, so even if it doesn't go as expected it's better to just go for it and see what happens than puss out and always wonder "what if..."
>>52828292
>"Hey anon what website is that?"
>>52828084
So I kept pushing the conversation towards that and she then said:
>>52828692
And then replied.
How'd I handle myself? Total spergolas or chill french I was meant to be?
>>52828454
>I hope I'll find someone like this too.
You will, it's just not easy and it took me forever to find her. The key is to look more at the average looking people since the ones that are attractive are stuck up and get flooded with measages. Good luck on finding one though!
>>52828606
She'd know the website if they met there.
Christ what has Trudeau done to your minds :(?
>>52828730
post results
>>52828815
She fled away for now...
You sound mildly amused though. I failed that hard?
>>52828845
Not amused, just interested how it turns out. You handled it better than I would have, but then again i'm a perma-virgin.
>>52828730
>going full retard
kek
>>52828730
Jesus...
Dude what the fuck...
>>52828949
You probably tell it true. But she apparently was endeared by my autistic side so I see no reason not to advertise it in how weird my messages to her are.
>>52828920
I will then but nothing yet. She's a bit slow when replying.
>>52828789
The daily kush injections are starting to get to me. But at least it helps me through daily diversity seminars.
>>52829012
Hah see >>52829015
She knows I'm an autismo weirdo. But you should read more of the conversation for further context that only I sperging out when telling her this.
Besides its always her that stresses the point of boyfriends on websites and stuff.
>>52829135
At least you tried.
>>52829135
than only*
>>52829135
>She knows I'm an autismo weirdo. But you should read more of the conversation for further context that only I sperging out when telling her this.
ugh, if you say so...
It's just not something I'd ever say but then again it's not like I'm an expert on dating.
Good luck Baguette.
>>52828736
>>52828454
I agree, don't watch out for unreachable people (you can still try it if you really want) but look for those you feel attracted to and people that give you a good feeling.
I mostly message people I'm rather attracted to desu but part of this attraction also comes from their sympathy
With this combo you're always on the right side
>>52828789
Dude, he was talking about the Kathmanduan comic book
>>52829195
At least there seemingly is potential to me as I'm not either some KHV, though this shouldn't mean I either should claim to be a "dating expert". But then again, this also is a test to her. If she can't handle how autistically I redact my thoughts, I'll know at least that there would have been no use to have her as girlfriend anyways.
But thanks very much hue. Will keep posted.
>>52828730
For as long as I've been browsing 4chan, it still amazes me that my idea of someone who is "socially incompetent" can still be shattered by users here. Like wtf man, why would you message her that? What possible thought process did you go through to assume that would be a reasonable thing to say?
>>52829383
>actually taking into question the seductive ways of a french
https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/6-reasons-why-the-french-are-such-good-lovers-according-to-french-people
Emu why?
>>52829383
But without context, I can acknowledge that this would seem seriously strange to you. I'm sorry.
Why does my country specific Script do this when I start? Did I fuck up with my editing? I put N in the "Online Only" is that it?
>When you scare girls by visiting their profile
Lmao
>>52829383
Sometimes when I'm here, I have that image of someone who is controlling what he's doing, let's say, park a car, going smooth and all, and at the last moment, who says "fuck it", and stomps on the accelerator.
>>52829383
Possibly they were talking for lots of months/maybe over a year, and he thought that this was the wise thing to do? He was only too much abrupt though imo.
How much effort do you need to put effort into this? Im kebab and have a simple profile with some travel pics but since i started a week ago i got like 3-4 views. Online for few minutes every day before bed. What makes the views come in?
>>52830164
I dunno i have a simple picture and get several views.
>>52830164
Good pictures, learning a specific language while being of an exotic race (White guy learning Chinese), interesting profile, etc etc.
>>52830164
The fact that you're an Arab might turn people away because of the way they act on this site but if you act normal you should be fine
>tfw almost all my views recently were from azns
>>52828528
Pretty much this.
Ded as fuck
>Tfw want to make an account and meet new people but too nervous and anxious to do it at the same time
Fuck, what do I do?
>>52832896
Make a new account and try talking with some people. It's not like you're going to meet them in the near future. It's even unlikely you'll meet most of the ones you'll be talking to. You're free to choose the rhythm you'll do things at, after all.
>>52832896
Stop over thinking it you autist
Someone post Korean nudes. I know they are out there.
>>52824531
>hotter then the hell
I like when QTs use incorrect grammar :)
>she's not Kristen Stewart
You have shit taste, my friend.
>tfw want to use this site but can't decide on what language to study
French, German, or Polish...
Guys, I'm feeling more nervous today then I did yesterday. My QT ended up texting me until 2am saying about apperently how great I am. She doesn't know it, but everytime she said this stuff it was just like a dump truck dumping pressure on me. Granted, I got shit for sleep cause of the fucking Uzbek and Frenchmen in this hostel dorm. But my stomach is fucking aching right now. And we meet in a few hours
>>52833297
I used to have some good ones but I lost the file with all of my nudes
How to I get pics from an older asian?
>>52833684
Just say you're learning them all that way more qts will view your but I'd go with Polish, they have better looking girls
>>52833722
You're dumping the pressure on yourself, твн.
You don't need to prove anything to anyone (see >>52833262). Enjoy your day, go around, have fun.
Actually, the lack of sleep might be a good thing if you end up not thinking and just going along with what happens.
>>52833972
It's just hard man. Like when I saw in the last thread how I spaghettied when we were together yesterday. It was when we got lunch. She ordered a sampler where they big you a bunch of courses. I was hungry before the food came but as soon as I took one bite I felt so full. Like if I tried to force anything down I think I would have thrown up. I had to go sit in the bathroom for a few minutes. When I came out I still felt nasuous as hell. So I had 2 plates of food in front of me I could not physically stomach. The food looked and tasted so fucking good. But I literally was scared if I took any more bites I would have thrown up. I was very embarrassed yesterday.
I'm worried of this happening again today
>>52834063
*if you saw
>qt unironically flosses her teeth every day
>>52834117
It is hard to stop being self conscious, but it's doable. Watch her and think about what she's thinking, what she wants, not what you should do. Just go along with the flow. Anything should be fine anyway, she just want to be around with you, right? You can try to eat light or just nibble some food here and there, relax while walking in the streets and visit stuff in between...
>>52834338
>unironic
What do you mean, how could there be any irony of someone following a proper hygiene regimen?
>>52834366
She literally complimented me for like 5 hours after we parted ways. Saying how happy I make her and stuff. My anxiety was kicking pretty hard when we were hanging out. Like I'm 24, and that's the first time in my life I've ever spent quality time with a girl. And when my anxiety kicks in, I don't show it on the outside, but I feel it on my insides. After I came back from Afghanistan in 2012 my stomach/intestines were in so much pain. I think it was a mixtures of stress and contaminates. But it's been very sensitive the past few years.
I have told her that I sometimes get anxiety. Should I just explain why I was so pathetic at lunch? And just say that my anxiety was full blown 150% so I couldn't stomach food? Should I tell her before we hang out that due to lack of sleep that I have a stomach ache so I won't eat much today?
>>52834479
If you want,you can tell her you're self conscious or anxious because you awaited those days for a long time, but no need to add "pathetic" or anything else (you might end up going overboard or full retard, and there's nothing pathetic about it). You can then ask her about something relaxing you could do or some place relaxing you could go.
>>52834704
Ok I think I'll do that. The thing is here though everything is relaxing. Like yesterday we both took a train to Verona and walks all around and took in the sights. She was walking right up against me and had her arm tucked through mine. I don't know anything you could do with a girl that's more relaxing then that. But my stomach was still getting raped from anxiety.
>haven't been on in months
>have a qt that i said "ill talk to you later"
>mfw she's been waiting
Oh and to the anon who helped me figure out a gift to get her. Thanks,
Cause she likes it a lot
>>52834761
Try the thing your fellow countryman said for the stomach (Was it crackers or something?). You can get some gaviscon in a pharmacy too.
>>52834871
That would be me.
Honestly, I'll just go to a place with a nice view, hold her in my arms, snuggle against her while enjoying the view, kiss her because she's waiting for it, and see where it goes.
And I wouldn't think of all that as a task or a grocery list or something I must do. I'd genuinely enjoy the view.
>>52835107
>Try the thing your fellow countryman said for the stomach (Was it crackers or something?). You can get some gaviscon in a pharmacy too.
That was me actually that said that lmao. Crackers with a Sprite or ginger ale. I did have a Sprite yesterday before we met. But I don't think it was enough
>>52830164
>since i started a week ago i got like 3-4 views
Git on my level Arab.
>>52835249
Well, I'm off. Enjoy your day.
>Muh Canadian culture
So I've had an account for about 3 hours and this gorgeous Costa Rican girl wants to skype to practice her ingles
Fug m8s
>>52835312
Really? My account is 3 hrs old and I'm at 60 views
>>52835585
Lol. Can confirm that's what most ppl here know about Canada as well.
I don't think it's a bad thing tho.
At least you guize keep a low profile and don't like being credited or in the spotlight all the time like someone we know a little south of your border.
>>52835976
Post profile ?-? :3
>>52835249
bro there is no easy solution to what youre experiencing, ur body is literally triggering a fight or flight response to something absurd. the only thing that's really gonna get rid of it is continuing to expose yourself to situations that make you feel like this and it will eventually go away.
t. I know what you are feeling
>>52836040
I really hate it. I felt so bad when I couldn't eat my food. SHE even took some food of my plate and ate it. I felt so shitty letting delicious food going to waste.
>>52836115
Its done man. It happened, at this point you can only make yourself feel worse. Stop thinking about it and focus on the future.
>>52836141
You're right. I'm just worried that will happen again today. Should I just tell her the truth and say that my anxiety messes with my stomach?
>>52836023
My profile pic, I'm not even that good looking and my bio just says I want to learn Spanish so idk man
>>52836310
You have the same problem I have. Emotionless expression. The answer is to be happy and smile, but I haven't figured out how to do that yet...
>>52836310
>that shitty attemp at hiding your balding
s t o p
>>52836161
I'd be careful with saying that. If a girl said her anxiety made her queasy it would be kind of cute. But a guy? Ignoring the double standard, I'm not certian how she would take it. Personally, I would just avoid eating a full meal. Tell her you've been feeling a bit sick since yesterday and eat only light food. If you want blame it on a stomach bug or something.
This technique will also allow you to maintain a cool look. It is easy to embaress oneself when eating a large meal, but simple and small foods give you an undeserved air of refinment.
>>52836367
That's not a bad idea. I have mentioned in the past that I have anxiety, but I never connected her with my increased load of anxiety.
>>52836310
JUST
>>52836310
O-ogai .-.
>>52836888
Trips™®© ! lol
>>52836911
>dubz™®©
Today is my lucky day I guess @__@
>>52836888
Nice trips Tutankamon
>>52836348
i actually have a full head of hair
>>52836488
what do you mean?
>>52836967
muy agradecido, primo ^ ^
>>52836888
what does that mean?
>>52837552
N-nothing . . . nothing at all -- honest! o.O;
Dayum hue qt sent me chocolate :3 FeelsGoodMan
>qt girl from another town viewed me
>can't think of a good first message because autism
Pls halp
>accidentally click on an ugly girls profile
>she immediately messages you "Hi thanks for the view"
>>52838991
Hmm, I dunno lol but never ask a girl for a d8, don't ask for her name or age /It's hella annoying and a major turn off when someone asks that/ from first time -__-;
Be different and more interesting than the other boys.
Speak with her without asking anything for a while
> /she'll do the first step/. @_@
Let her wait to meet u, don't rush the things and be a jocker, make compliments...
Write smth like " U were so beautiful and bright when I saw ur profile pic that u made me blind" and for the second message write her "So u have to come and fix my blindness as it was all ur fault". lol I dunno dude, I know thats like hella corny I'm not good at 1st messsages since I just use "hey" as a first liner but yeah I'm sure you'll come up with something nice lol
See what kind of answer she gives u.
Don't push for a date if u r not sure she'll accept it.
JUST LET HER WAIT UNPASSIONATELEY FOR UR WORD OF ASKING FOR A DATE!
Good luck I guess haha !
Started yesterday and used a script from the beginning, how am I doing lads?
>>52839230
wrong pic
>>52839194
>Be different
Does being a sperg qualify as being different
>>52839354
Ermm, What's a sperg ?_?
>>52839395
Assburger's
wew
What's a good tagline?
How is "don't hit on me you silly girls :33"? Seems a bit poofy now that I think about it
>>52839457
Y-yeah, they are sweet. they don't mess around with your feelings like other guys Lol
It really depends on the person tho honestly. My BFFSTYN (Best Friend Forever So Tight Ya Know)'s brother has autism and he is funny and very nice ^ ^
Make sure you explain it properly to her tho since lotsa ppl don't really know what Aspergers is
>>52839514
Where do I sign up?
>>52839540
I would've laughed but I'm no girl either so I can't presume what they'd think of it?
>>52839514
WHITED.com
>>52839679
let your script run Asia as well. 75% of grills talking to me are from there
>>52839885
But this particular one?... Feel like doing something in my life and pursuing my bloodline.
>>52839953
aliaamalina08, god speed anon
I want to do something cute for my qt, any ideas?
>>52840026
Send her a condom full of your cum. That way she can have your babies without actually touching your filthy weewee
>>52840026
jerk off on a picture of her
>>52839995
Thanks Netherlands.
>>52839995
'Only those above 20'
Why though..?
>be me
>talking to my Belarussian qt
>'Anon can I tell you something)))'
>Start to panic
>'I dream about you last night'
>Heart racing
>'I need you touch me'
>We begin flirtatiously going back and forth with each other
>She tells me to come on camera
>Her beautiful face ignites something in me
>20 minutes later she's masturbating for me
>We're having full on cybersex
>2 days later
>Messages me saying she missed her period
I'm fucking panicking guys, I wanted to get a gf but now I've got this girl pregnant. What the fuck do I do? How do I tell my parents I knocked a Belarussian girl up?
Please fucking help I'm at my wits end with this.
>>52840198
Shovel and a body bag. Nobody needs to know
>>52840065
I know it's silly but I really can't fap to my qt, I get guilty as hell because I know she's so much more than just a fap.
>>52840175
dunno, I think its because she wants a (mature?) husband and not a teenager following his dick.
>>52840198
Very amusing. Well done.
>>52840272
well just get an immigrant to do it for you lad
>>52840292
She actually messaged me some time later when spotting that I had visitied her profile.
>>52840327
with the same creepy post?
>>52840399
More along the lines of seeking out a french friend for now.. Could cap if you're remotely intrigued.
>creepy ?
Hot if you ask me.
>>52840504
pls post
And yeah, I find it creepy if a random asian woman with a headscarf asks me to have babies with here because she likes mixed races so much.
If she were hot I would atleast consider the offer.
>tfw Columbian flag
How do I keep the ball rolling for as long as possible in our long distance relationship?
My QT wants to meet up for a group hangout in the next 30min. Fuck my fucking stomach. I had a Sprite and some bread. But it feel so worked up. Anxiety is taking its effect
>>52840629
should have taken some phenibut lad
>>52840629
Them anxiety feels
>>52840648
Why do girls have to be so stressful? Like even if things are going well,
I internally feel so stressed. It's always been like this for me. Everytime I've had sex it's been more stressful for me than anything else.
>>52840629
act like youve done this 10 times before and is no big deal,act interesting and interested into the other people. Dont be rude to your gf in front of others (a small joke can do). Start of in the group to show yor confidence, since not everyone will be talking due to shyness you can take the lead.
>>52840706
It's like after my QT told me last night how much she likes me and admires me it makes me do pic related.
I wasn't as stressed when we hung out yesterday. But for some reason my anxiety is through the fucking roof right now. I feel ill
>>52840838
you shouldnt be. The fact that she already confirmed that she likes you means that you cant do much wrong in her eyes. continue as you were and dont sperg out
>>52840867
Thank you. I'm just worried I'm not going to be able to eat today. Yesterday when we got lunch. My anxiety was high as fuck. But I didn't show it, I kept it inside. So when we ate, my stomach couldn't handle any food. So I wasted whole plates of good food because I physically couldn't eat. I was very embarrassed, I hope that doesn't happen again
>>52840568
Are you Fritz who went to Colombia?
Guys how to into southern american QTs?
Most of them barely speak a word of English and seem to be more interested in other spanish speakers.
(or asia, obv)
>>52841074
>barely speak a word of English
Not true. And just script it if you don't want to message first, they all want Green Cards.
>>52840953
If she asks tell her that you're not used to food that good. Which is true, I mean, >murrican food. Just breath, she's nervous too.
Managed to send a message to the Finn grill, but had to log out immediately afterwards. I can't breath
>>52841147
I told her today I haven't been sleeping well, so my stomach hasn't been feeling good (which is all true) but I have shit self-esteem. So when I try to do everything right and fail it fucks me up.
>>52841156
go watch some porn and relax. youre in gods hands now.
There are so many attractive looking guys but how can I tell if someone is gay? Fuck this is like real life :D
>>52841156
I know that feel lad
Although I will usually get drunk and message a ton of girls
The next day I have so much anxiety about it I want to kill myself
>>52841069
Yes. Meeting my qt later lads.
I'll go attack mode.
Bogota looks nice btw. A lot of buildings look poor build and everywhere plays latino music.
It feels cozy as fuck.
>my qt is actually Armenian
Red-pill me on Armenia lads, did I do good?
>>52841267
How about asking?
>>52841382
they got keked by t*rks
>>52841408
I a-am scared ;_;
>>52841433
Gib your profile name. I'll sort you out.
>>52841358
>I'll go attack mode
Reminder that the Schlieffen plan, the Luddendorf offensives and Operation Barbarossa failed. Yeah just stick to defending for you own good.
But really, best of luck! How much native/European in her?
>>52841614
She is too afraid to go full attack mode because I'm German and will be more distant.
I'll show her that she has full permission.
She is Venezuelan. Looks very much like a Spanish girl. And she is such a qt. She didn't look that cute in Skype. To meet her yesterday was breath taking.
>>52841433
Well, live is as hard as you make it.
>>52841731
Potentially post pic?
>>52841433
would you mind getting into the oven?
>>52841781
No :(
I've never requested such stuff and I'll never do.
>>52842005
Oh not nudes either. Just a bare minimum of what her face resembles...?
>>52841267
You don't tell if someone is gay!
They tell you! lol just go for it ^__<
>mfw most of my crushes turn out to be gay *bleh* >_<
>>52841382
Basically - swarthy jews.
>>52842651
Igor?_?
>a NZ qt viewed my profile
>don't know what to say except talk about sheep shagging
L-lads, I changed my pic and now my visits are down by 30 and only messages from Asia and eastern Europe arriving. Despite the fact that I look much better :(
>>52842824
Ask about maoris and LotR
So I'm talking to some japanese chick and here speech seems fake like someone trying to imitate a japanese girl
How do I expose him
qt sent me this
I have been on this site for two fucking years and I'm still clueless about flirting, fuck me
D E D
E E E
D E D
>>52845073
you and me both
i just added a polish qt on whatsapp a few days ago
we basically talk all day since shes on break and desu my IT work right now isnt demanding
and still i cant tell if she likes me enough for tits or if im just spilling spaghetti
Going to pull out a 3 hour sesh lads
Will have gf by the end of it, BOOK IT
What do you do when a girl talks lewd?
I just met her today and she's talking about how sexy her nightgown is.
I totally want to be all "PICS! NOW!" but I feel like it's a trap and she'll be all "lol ur a pervert bye".
You know, typical female mind games.
What do?
>>52847244
tell her ur gay
>>52847244
"Oh really? I'd like to see it very much ;)"
You just need to say it without saying it. She knows what she's doing.
>>52847244
tell her you wanna see it its pretty simple
and post it here :3
Guys.... I just said good bye to my QT. I swear to god I'm crying right now. In a 24 year old man, and I'm crying. I haven't cried in AT LEAST 10 years. I've never felt this before. What is happening to me.... Help me...
>>52848151
being attached to someone is nothing more then a substance your brain makes. it will get easier as you meet more gals m8
/ClairePaterson
Nice one britbongs.
>>52848151
what happened exactly?
>>52848151
Sorry to hear that. Did you do it?
>>52848151
You tend to get more emotional with age.
Your emotions going out will avoid you some stomach problems too.
I hope the day went well.
