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gf just sent me this edition
cara
tone
What happens here?
need new earphones x
>>52816790
scum of the earth
Alright /brit/ here's a funny little joke for you: Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because he had a very big bill!
cara
from my experience weed just seems to be used as a crutch or a replacement for something in your life, for me it was the loneliness
now i'm a lot more depressed than i was before even though i don't smoke much anymore
not sure if that is the weed's fault though
me and the gf
>>52816790
inbreeding and sheep
weed heads get so defensive haha
enjoy your mental illness lads idc
Culturally,
What does it mean to be English to you?
What does it mean to be Welsh to you?
What does it mean to be Scottish to you?
What does it mean to be Northern Irish to you?
Do you feel more northern, or southern?
Do you support a monarchy or a republic?
Do you consider yourself a unionist or a separatist?
only answer what applies to you lads
>>52816790
What happens here?
>>52816718
Psychopsiological abnormalities are not mental illnesses. Nice try armchair psychologist.
>>52816856
t. wikipedia pro
>>52816790
I was born there.
Also Clotted Cream.
>>52816835
Chinky/10
>>52816790
best place in the country 2bh
>>52816871
oh and I forgot to mention, almost most importantly,
what does it mean to be British to you?
>>52816813
haha!
I'm a pozzcuck do you want to know what that is?
>>52816698
Yeah, you're right, that's why people with family that have a history of psychotic illnesses shouldn't smoke weed.
The English, the English, the English are best
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest.
The rottenest bits of these islands of ours
We've left in the hands of three unfriendly powers
Examine the Irishman, Welshman or Scot
You'll find he's a stinker, as likely as not.
>>52816897
Is that Dartmouth? Lovely town
>>52816891
>clotted cream
>devon
pick 1 you culture stealing janner twat.
For me weed is shit because if you're bored, you'll just smoke and be content with being bored (without actually doing anything interesting or productive). Also makes you want to eat a huge amount of shitty food.
might have a few tokes if a joint is going round, but don't buy it in for myself any more.
Weed enthusiasts are generally incredibly boring, 1-dimensional people.
>>52816917
Diffley.
>im not mentally ill im just psychologically abnormal its MUCH better
t. weed head
>>52816909
>>52816837
hello, reddit!
Ich beanspruche dieses Gebiet für /deutsch/
>>52816871
>What does it mean to be English to you?
Born and raised in England, and follow British values
>What does it mean to be Welsh to you?
Born and raised in Wales, and follow British values
>What does it mean to be Scottish to you?
Born and raised in Scotland, and follow British values
>What does it mean to be Northern Irish to you?
Born and raised in Northern Ireland, and follow British values
>Do you feel more northern, or southern?
Southern because I was born there and my parents were born and raised there, but I've lived in the North for the majority of my life
>Do you support a monarchy or a republic?
Monarchy, but house of lords should be exclusively elected officials
>Do you consider yourself a unionist or a separatist?
Better together
>>52816921
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, invented and popularised almost all of the world's major sports
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has won a football world cup, a rugby world cup and is #1 at cricket, as well as being the GOAT at Formula 1, has the most famous Tennis tournament in the world, is great at Golf and one of the best all time nations in the Olympics
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has produced more great literary works, more great bands and more great people than any other nation on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has done more for science than any other country on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, is the reason the rest of the world isn't still living in mud huts
>tfw we are all right now speaking English
>tfw almost every single person on Earth has to learn English
>tfw you won the lottery of life and were born English
>>52816790
south hams area is full of rich people
>>52816947
Why are you getting so angry? Seems like you're the mentally ill one.
>>52816931
Nothing tastes better than cornish butthurt.
Except maybe Devonshire Cream. :^)
>>52816947
>this is what conservatives think
laughing @ you haha
drakes laugh is just awesome
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
>>52816947
what?
t. weed head
>>52816956
>What kind of regional flag do you want senpai
>>52816999
reported
Evening lads! Your old pal Nigel here. Just a quick reminder to vote yes to leaving the EU next year - let's keep Britain for the British. God bless - see you at the polls!
why are women SO narcissistic?
Meddl loide
Ze Germans are coming
>>52817000
>pot smoker is also a leftie
colour me shocked, do you want free stuff with your weed?
>krauts are invading /brit/ again
ER STRAFE ES
>>52816790
>Rich retired people
>People who can't make a scone correctly
>>52817051
Why is Umaru chan so kawaii?
You now remember June Sarpong.
>>52817038
How is she being narcissistic? I'd place my bets on her being more likely to be insecure about her looks.
>>52817038
'Selfie' culture is a fucking plague.
>>52817038
everyone is narcissistic
>>52816952
sup
>>52817033
im voting to stay in it
hello, where the slags at lads :-DDDDDD
>>52816928
yeh Dartmouth on the right and Kingswear on the left.
>>52817087
Fuck off
Where are you Austria bro?
>>52817076
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/june-sarpong-helped-launch-an-in-eu-campaign-but-no-one-knows-who-she-is-a6691041.html
>>52817080
Elliot Rodger was not as narcissistic as the AVERAGE western female
>>52817038
Where's the image I saw last night of some hard leftist going around meeting people at a Labour thing and in every tweet she mentioned "even though I look so awful"
>>52817076
She was alright. Always used to turn up to work hungover.
>>52817027
It's okay though lad, you have many great things too. Cornish Pasties are one of my favourites.
>>52817114
t. virgin
>>52817090
DIRNDL
>>52817097
the vocal majority of people have major self esteem issues and are generally pretty self absorbed
the Aspirational Class
literally, unironically, watching anime right at this very moment
>>52817033
sure thing nige haha
>Elliot Rodger was not as narcissistic as the AVERAGE western female
>>52817038
>seasoned salt
>>52817047
Depending on what the free stuff is then yeah probably, are you trying to say you wouldn't accept free stuff?
My wife just gave birth lads.
>>52817141
What you watching then?
>>52817090
>>52817100
I must say that you won the lottery of life, by living in a place like this
>>52817141
which one haha
janners and krauts? get em out
>>52817144
Get >>>/out/ Anglo BLOOD
>>52817156
maybe you should google things before looking like a pillock
alri
>>52817092
wow this is rude, delete this
do not sexualise the hamster
>>52817114
he had major self-esteem issues and derived his personal worth from his own consumption and sexual recognition.
>>52817157
He's more than likely on the dole
>>52817105
i've actually lived in other parts of europe and love the power of our EU passport in that regard.
i'd rather not be stuck on this island.
>>52817130
>>52817164
is it true that london slags are easy?
>>52817195
Cutest girl of the year.
>>52817158
me on t'left
>>52817204
Fuck off trillionaire
>>52817038
#asparagus
>>52817200
>if you disagree with me you MUST be a loser
doesnt reek of insecurity at all m8
>>52817158
so blessed is the child with his/her mother and father.
you look like a sweet young family, all the best of luck to all of you :)
>>52817221
>not a gif
fuck you too
>>52817242
Statiscally I'm right.
>>52817175
i don't live there currently unfortunately, but i was raised there. family are all there though so i visit regularly.
it is a very nice place.
>>52817271
more pls
We could have ruled the world...
107th for oswald mosley
>>52817237
not even, i actually saved money by going off into europe
>>52817271
God I love full fringes
>>52817221
Umaru is a dirty whore
>>52817270
statistic of what? and link to it?
im not for the record
my gf
>>52817271
Emo slags > regular slags
>>52817296
I'm not ruling the world with some kraut.
>>52817184
(You)
>>52817184
But I'm not a Janner, I'm from Ilfracombe ;_;
>>52817187
stay salty
>that comfy time when all the shitposters haven't figured out how to ban evade
>>52817307
I meant as in a /brit/ user is more than likely a neet than not.
You're literally Porridge though aren't you?
You can enjoy a bit of weed/booze/coke etc. etc. without becoming a stereotypical DUDE 420 YOLO or alcoholic etc.
General Semantics, as formulated by Korzybski, increased this anti-metaphysical bias in me. Korzybski also stressed that the best sensory data (as revealed by instruments that refine the senses) indicates that we live in a non-Aristotelian, non-Euclidean and non-Newtonian continuum. I have practiced for 10 years the exercises Korzybski recommends to break down Aristotelian-Euclidean-Newtonian ideas buried in our daily speech and retrain myself to perceive in ways compatible with what our instruments indicate about actuality.
>Dobby is the token woman on the panel show
Good work Ch4
>>52817286
Don't have any, found it in /brit/ one day x
>>52817303
They're cute
>>52817284
I went there with my english school, shame I was an autistic exchange student who didn't enjoy the place as I should
>>52817340
really? i was here during neet hours a few weeks back on me AL and the thread was pretty dead
dont know who that is
Going to the Trafford Centre tomorrow lads haha
>>52817345
Post scientific evidence or you're wrong.
>>52816738
you don't have a gf
>>52817359
Got any more full fringe pics lad?
>>52817296
We still can
Any of my fellow benzoheads suffer from blurry vision? One of the most depressing side effects.
baka desu senpai
>>52817377
I hate that shithole
RIP in piece Lemmy, I loved your song the eight of spades.
>>52817402
you really shouldn't have messed around with them pham
>>52817437
The mister is kil :(
>>52817402
Nope, 2cb or ketamine gave me blurry vision for a while though. Thankfully my vision all better now :-)
>tfw Taytay will never chain you to a bed and repeatedly force you to cum
>>52817376
Sure thing, Porridge go back to drinking supermarket vodka with energy drinks and wanking over peter hitchens
>>52817271
bangs make my wee wee tingle
>>52817433
It's pretty shit but I live close enough to walk so I might as well
>>52817390
x
>>52817398
>EU
Nah m8.
>>52817472
>if you disagree with me you must be one very specific loser
okay then pal haha
>>52817271
Does she have a willy? If not I think one would really suit her.
>tfw Taytay will never facesit you and force you to rim her bum
>>52817433
>I hate that shithole
i feel the same way when i think of england
>tfw county flag looks a bit like EU flag
>taytay will never tower over you on stage
>>52817506
I hope so
>>52817467
> tfw TayTay will never chain you to a bed and peg you
Look at this kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NksLn_VUjlI
>tfw Taytay will never peg you, bite your ear, and call you her manlet bitch
>>52817510
>>52817542
>dark hair
>light skin
>blue eyes
perfection
>>52817356
I thought I recognised her.
![article-1031101-066679A20000044D-995_468x294[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pd8mGxZ.jpg "article-1031101-066679A20000044D-995 468x294[1]")
why do british underclass whites mimic the north american negro?
>>52817467
Please don't post such lewd things about my gf
>>52817562
messi would've kicked the ball better.
Lads, I'm spending Four weeks in the UK next summer, two weeks will be in beautiful Devon of course.
What other places should I go see? Haven't been over there in like 4 years unfortunately.
>tfw my friend Taylor who I will probably gf at some point calls me daddy
>tfw Taytay will never pour melted candle wax on your chest while she's riding you
>>52817575
they all want to be eminem
but they havnt acted like that for a good 10 years or so honestly youre a bit behind
>>52817575
Because they are niggers that were born the wrong colour
>>52817575
your just taking credit for the behaviour of the working class
do our own ting bruv
>>52817575
Most don't that fad has ended.
>>52817575
there's a reason we call them white niggers
>>52817565
> tfw TayTay will never put on a 18 inch strap on and destroy your ass
>>52817575
no mate, why do north american negros mimic the british underclass whites ?
Why are you all so submissive for Taylor Swift?
>>52817629
>a
foy
>tfw no Taytay gf full stop
>>52817598
If you go to London check out the Natural History Museum and the Science Museum. London is basically only good for museums if you're a tourist IMO.
>>52817681
>gif
fuck of f
>>52817575
why do pakis in britain mimic the north american negro despite them hating black people?
mum just asked me why i've never had a girlfriend. she started crying about how she wanted to be a grandmother and i was her only chance and i was just like "whatevs." baka ladfam.
>stealing pics from a TaySwift thread on /b/ to post here
Unnecessary
>>52817629
I've found a more appropriate picture la
>>52817658
She's fit m8
heh
>>52817700
feel bad for your mum now ;_;
>>52817715
>browsing /b/
Hello Reddit.
>>52817598
bantham is lovely
>>52817724
Banter
>>52817724
Das gut.
>>52817724
have to let lose some 6 right now desu
>>52817716
Wouldn't you rather dominate her in bed rather than the other way around?
>>52817724
Literally Reddit.
>Taylor will never accidentally burn your dinner whilst you're drunk, anger you and force you to backhand her into submission in the kitchen
best films 2015 (alternative)
Tomorrowland
Turbo Kid
Little Boy
Love
American Ultra
The Gift
Knock Knock
Wildlike
Cop Car
Hellions
>>52817788
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.
anyone else?
>>52817658
i want her to milk me repeatedly
>>52817629
SHE HAS NO ASS
SHE HAS NO TITS
THIS POP STAR HAS NO BOINGY BITS
>>52817805
No, I only like 2D women.
> TayTay will never shove her guitar up my arse
>>52817768
Ja, das ist schön. Das ist wunderschön.
>>52817781
If I got to the position where I was in bed with Taylor Swift then I wouldn't be bothered desu. If it makes you feel better
>tfw you will never slap Taytay with your dic then force your cock down her throat until she gags
>>52817788
i want her to spit on me while i worship her feet
>>52817724
>omg poo is funny haha
>tfw no TayTay gf
Got a girl leading me on but she gets jealous really easily, gonna get a qt gf just to spite the bitch haha #ladbants
>>52817794
manchild/10
>>52817836
I would...
1. Lick the soles of her shoes constantly throughout the day to keep them nice and clean.
2. Be her human toilet and eat her shit as it squeezed out her perfect arsehole and drink her piss as it flowed out of her pink urethra and be her human toilet to spare her sitting on filthy public restaurant and hotel toilets. I would brush and gargle between eating her shit and then being her human toilet paper and licking her perineum clean with gentle but thorough cleansing tongue strokes.
3. Suck the fragrant white cotton gusset of her knickers at the end of each day to get the stains out and pre-treat them for laundry.
Acid has helped me to realise that I am an existentialist-phenomenologist
>you will never have doggy style sex with Tay Tay and force a finger up her bum when she's not expecting it
>>52817831
Too skinny, not enough beef
>>52817805
>i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.
somebody should make one of those fake male model online dating accounts and try messaging girls with this
u all need help
>tfw you will never spank Taytay's arse until she's raw and crying
ED MILLIBAND MENTIONED
>>52817912
hi x
best films 2015 (manchildren)
Star Wars
Inside out
Avengers
Jurassic World
Ant man
Mad Max
Minions
Spectre
The Little Prince
>>52817957
whats good my l*ve
> tfw TayTay will never belittle you and embarrass you in front of her friends by forcing you to dress up as a little girl every day
> tfw she'll never dress you up as a girl and fuck you hard with a strap on
>>52817952
>ceiling cat
Fucking hell, I'm back in '06
Can you work out height relative to distance without a reference point?
>>52817892
dat clit dicc tho
>tfw you will never stick a finger in Taytay's bellybutton whilst making out then whisper in her ear "found it"
>>52817981
some normies i know were having a good laugh about this meme literally 3 weeks ago
Want to visit this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slab_City
Good tay thread
>>52817977
asked the grill out and she said yes haha
>>52817952
ego death is the worst
I very nearly broke down and cried
took days to recover
>>52817980
>forcing you to dress up as a little girl every day
>forcing
>Tay Tay
More like Gay Gay
>mfw poortherners get flooded
>>52818038
DEVON
>Hahaha!
what does she mean by this lads?
the hottest most qtiest girl you know still takes a steaming hot stinking shit every day
>>52818043
>22:22:22
wew
>>52818030
waheeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>52818043
waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
brendan
>>52818066
>shitting every day
See a doctor m8
I would rather my GF got DP'd than cheated with just one guy
>tfw Taytay will never let out a high-pitched gasp as she walks into her dressing room and sees you there, wanking, watching, waiting...
>>52817992
If you know the angle I suppose
>Acid has helped me to realise that I am an existentialist-phenomenologist
>>52814994
>Giggling. Cute ;3. Giggling is adorable x
What did she mean by this?
>>52818079
Shitting once a day is healthy you cretin, looks like somebody needs to eat some beans
>>52818030
>tfw Sershlad has completed /GF2015/
You were cutting it quite fine imo
How to deal with the mentality of people
>gonna sit at home and smoke a spliff to iq haha funny show
>might go to wetherspoons but i cbf tbph
>my jobs shit but saving up for that new civic
>uni? cant be fucked so glad i finished school with my a levels in general studies
>play lol/csgo/dota2 all day after work and wait to die
>>52818132
don't like beans
>>52818033
haha really? i love having psychedelic crisis' haha
Me on the sauce
>>52818057
Cheshire actually
>>52818004
lewd desu
>>52818066
*gets boner*
Want to go back to uni and study philosophy
>>52818139
yank where did you learn of
>spoons
>a levels
>civic
>waiting to die
>>52818197
Bit rude
>>52818030
MY MOTHERFUCKING NIGGA
finish this sentence lads
>i'm not gay but...
My imagination has run out of things for Taytay to do with me. Someone give me ideas
>>52818202
Why la?
>>52818143
Eat more veggies and fibrous foods then. You should be shitting at least once a day. Reminds me though when I was christmas shopping I kept seeing books that were sold as "things to do whilst on the loo". Do people really spend long enough on the bog to warrant reading a book? I'm in and out of there not much longer than it takes to have a wee. Is everyone constipated?
Kierkegaard legitimately saved my life by converting me to Christianity
>>52818202
Double cheeseburger and a mcflurry please mate
>He goes to York
Hope mummy bought you a Kayak for Christmas
CHAT
>>52818223
I'm not gay ut tfw TayTay will never belittle you and embarrass you in front of her friends by forcing you to dress up as a little girl every day then fucking you hard with a strap on
SHIT
SHIT
BANGED
>>52818238
don't like vegtables
>>52818223
i'm not gay but my bf is
>>52818202
Yale has some philosophy lectures up on youtube, I've watched "the rationality of suicide" ones and they were bretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/user/YaleCourses
>>52818211
civics are popular in the us too
Stop bullying the north.
>>52818223
I enjoy big willies up my bum as I find the humiliation and associated sensations highly pleasurable.
>>52818223
I'd like to have a qt twink bottom bf whom I have lots of hot sex with. I picture me shagging him missionary while we both passionately make out.
>>52818146
I wasn't expecting it
I didn't even know it could happen
BANGER
>>52818221
looks a bit rough in that one desu
>>52818238
Some people take forever to poo. My roommate takes his iPad into the toilet because he spend like 10 minutes there.
>>52818294
fuck's sake m8. what do you like?
your diet is starting to sound a bit crap
>>52818243
Elucidate on this insightful epiphany
>>52818298
people discuss the rationality of suicide? what is there to discuss?
>its my life and my body so i can do with it as I please
that should be it 2bh.
where can i find an insecure, loner, introverted girl in britain lads?
bit nippy out
>>52818137
Not my gf just yet but soon™
>>52818221
>>52818333
don't like crap
Have been trying to download these 9 porn torrents for like a month now but they've been stuck at 80% for ages and nobody is seeding
What do
>>52818333
r8 my diet m8
wet out
>>52818333
chocolate and meat
>>52818223
>i'm not gay but mirin that lad's glutes tbf
It's fucking hot lads
>>52818379
needs more activated almonds
4/10
>>52818439
how hot does it even get in nz
>>52818378
nothing you can do if nobody is seeding la
>>52818378
Buy porn like an old person.
>>52818349
FONT
Germany is a great nation only because its people have so much Polish blood in their veins
>that one canuck who threw a fit yesterday replies to you
>>52818243
meme
>>52818338
It focuses on when suicide would be rational & and irrational, and the lecturer talks a bit about the morality of suicide.
Didn't have a wank today for the first time in ages, feeling energetic but I really want a wank.
>>52818461
About 25-ish Celsius. 30 at the highest.
>>52818379
needs more homemade aubergines
>>52818496
What happened to us, then?
Time for my last wank of 2015
who /existential crisis/ after watching /Into The Wild/
>>52818532
sounds comfy enough 2bh
anyone else get really stodgy and lumpy cum if they don't wank for a bit?
>>52818579
no one because Mccandless was a stupid cunt and only vapid cosmopolitans see him as a role model
>>52818604
drink more
how do u know we're all not living in a virtual reality
>>52818563
Fucking Boland!
>>52818338
>follow deontology
>believe its not permissable to kill cognitive beings
>killing yourself is killing a cognitive being
>suddenly problems
Not to say studying philosophy at university isn't retarded as fuck, but there is more to it than "m8 u can do w/e its ur life"
>>52818579
>yfw you realise that you are posting amongst literal 17 year olds
>>52818625
we don't, but it's irrelevant
whether it's true or not doesn't change anything
>no one because Mccandless was a stupid cunt and only vapid cosmopolitans see him as a role model
>>52818617
dont care about him
film was great
Wild was also great
any hiking film is great
>Picky-eaters
Genuinely disregard them and their opinions.
>>52818579
I like to keep a copy of that movie on my person at all times for a quick inspo sesh
>>52818651
Inb4 they make her a fucking dyke just to appeal to the SJW crowd even more
>>52818579
fucking shit-tier film.
i use that and the Butterfly Effect as litmus tests for future friends
>>52818417
Sometimes you gotta give in and mire
>>52818664
How does it feel to be a figment of my imagination?
when
>>52818664
>>52818625
related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvMlUepVgbA
>>52818666
yea it was a good film desu I just hate people who hold up Mccandless as a hero
Are we going to make it?
>>52817835
du bist ein gut mann
>>52818223
my dick is hungry
>>52818697
literal autistic spastic cretin mongoloid insolent retard
kill yourself
>>52818646
bullshit.
What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?
>>52818754
no
this is what i have realised
we are cursed forever, this is who we are
>>52818754
>Are we going to make it?
If you are attractive == yes
If you are ugly == no
Good looking people have better chances at everything in life, its just natural
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs
>>52818732
Turks wouldn't let that happen 2bh
Erdogan a shit.
>>52818774
it's pretty much a two-hour desperate waste of time where penn is trying to wrangle a single bead of pre-cum from my eye. mccandless is an irrational puppet and people who enjoy the film should be rounded up and shot.
the only singular benefit of the film is the soundtrack
Is the lad who convinced me to watch the sopranos here?
It's good, I like it so far
>>52818762
>replying to a 25 minute old post
kill yourself
>>52818835
Looks are subjective.
>>52818860
You're welcome
thoughts on reggaeton?
>>52818835
You're wrong. I'm probably more autistic than you are.
>>52818860
gabagool? did the man shout at his family again? haha
>>52818860
No problem mate, happy to share that little known gem with you.
>>52818860
overrated by /tv/, still a very stellar series
I prefer Deadwood to Sopranos t.b.h.
>>52818860
CARMELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52818860
CLOSE THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>52818860
CHRISTOPHERRRRRRRRRRR
>>52818901
>thoughts on reggaeton?
shit
http://strawpoll.me/6397295
http://strawpoll.me/6397295
http://strawpoll.me/6397295
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i fapped so hard mine dong flew out da window i here its in china now
wow op i fap so hard my dick bigger 2 inches great vid
omg i coming cats and dogs thnx for pic!!
omg op i come so hard that I shot a whole in my wall. now my mom is angry and said i had a hug cock!
i came so hard im now a woman thx op
The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off.
I just shat my pants in class now i cant move or it will all squelch out and the girl near me is starting to notice the smell thanks op!
i know own a small fast food chain in rhode island thx op
thx op for share her exclusive move make sister grew dick to fuck my ass with
op i slipped on my own penis im calling the police fuck you op
WOW BITCH NOZE HOW TO SUKK GUD I CUM SO HARD MY BUCKET BROKE
super hot chick thanks op I came a whole mom
oh god all i have left to cum is bone marrow aaaah god no stop it hurts m bone marrow thx op 10/10
holy penis i shat pics of spiderman
epic win OP I cam shit and shat cum
I’m watching this now with my family and my granpa is winning the cumbucket challenge thx op 10/10
I came so hard my cum created a sonic boom and now I can’t hear shit thx op 10/10
your under arrest op for make this such fantastic porno movievideo, I birthed several sperm childs
thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11
thx op i cut dick off and threw my dick like cum grenade 10/10
op made me cum like a small turtle call me franklin
awesome porno op I came in a poor man’s suit pocket.
I RIPPED MY ARM OFF AND CAME TO STOP THE BLEEDING THX OP
omfg my dick got so hard i could fuck my own asshole!
thx OP! I had balck labador retriver dog and i cam on him now i have Dalmatian dog
>>52818936
I'm always behind on the trends lad I apologize
Lads isn't it interesting how you can tell someones personality and what they're like just by their face?
It literally works every time for me
>>52818959
I made that. Can I have some meme money?
>>52818980
abstained, get fucked you try-hard memelord.
>>52818901
trash and i instantly disregard a person who mentions liking it
Abby looks autistic
And with that, 2016 no fap here we come
What is it with people always writing greentext stories about how Taylor Swift will never do random gay emascualating shit to you? How about >tfw I will never lock her up in my basement and rape her?
>>52818993
if i post my face will you be able to tell me what personality type i am?
>>52819066
>fap
fuck off yank
>>52818901
Too loud
The boy with the thorn in his side
Behind the hatred there lies
A murderous desire for love
http://strawpoll.me/6397326
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>>52819091
Hallo Fritzel
>>52819015
Yes
hi there reddit
>>52818959
MULANYANS
>>52819110
to kill normies
>>52819096
you're either the kind of fat lad or the serbian turbonormie
i can kind of type it but I can't put most of it in words, don't post
>>52819091
strong flag to post content ratio
>74 posters
yup still shit hours then
>>52819132
OH NO NO!!!! YOU'VE RUINED MY FAVOURITE MOVIE!!!!! MUMMY WAS GOING TO TAKE ME!!!!
>cape-shit plebs
Why do normies do this? Is it so they can feel better about themselves without actually doing anything?
I'm going to buy these
- Dave
>>52819168
I'm neither, I haven't posted my face on 4chan before.
>being called cute by a girl
>>52819202
good shoes
t. sershie
>>52819192
Star wars isn't capeshit mate
>>52818978
is it?
>>52819108
no such thing
>>52819190
Literally never seen a Canadian make a decent post. It's bizarre actually.
>>52819195
that is exactly why
>>52819218
Haha that will unfortunately most likely not happen to me as I am ugly and people will just comment on how strange and ugly I am
no plans on new years
my only friend wants me to go to a party with him but i'd have to sleep at his house after and he's guaranteed to get laid so i wouldn't have anywhere to go
also i don't know anybody else that would be there and apparently it's going to be small with mostly girls
half of me wants to curl up and die half of me wants to say fuck it and go anyway and deal with it
>>52819195
I think they're trying to be nice.
Why are canadian posters so awful?
>>52819237
>implying
it is in any important sense.
>>52819231
gonna buy them on payday
>>52819290
They're not though. Atleast they are commonwealth, they have every right to post here, yanks don't.
>>52819091
It's because British men are submissive
>>52819195
haha, reminds me of that only little girl a few years ago who looked like a fetus with 3rd degree burns all over her body
>>52819270
But the spacker playing with the pig clearly knows she looks like Gollum with third degree burns. It comes across as patronising rather than anything
going up to london with the boys for a good two days for new years lads
>>52819259
FONT
>>52819259
>cant go out unless he can sleep at his m8s house
are you literally 15?
going to see star trek tomorrow
>>52819373
Eh? Where. Beyond can't be out yet
>>52819259
go and get a taxi home if he has company. simple af.
>>52819241
>is it?
yes
>>52819324
good lad
a few of my mates are up from London in Notts for new years, I'm in Derbyshire so I'm going over as well obviously
>>52819290
>go on /int/
>notice the catalog is extra awful
>mouse over the worst offenders
>all yanks every time
>>52819275
Good lad
>>52819313
Good lad
>>52819317
Because she feels sorry for the person and wants to try her best to do anything to cheer them up? Women are too emotional.
back from having a curry
WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT, WE WILL NOT GO OUT WITHOUT A FIGHT
where did the "good 2 hours" gimmick come from and what does it mean?
>>52819259
you know you will just end up feeling sorry for yourself if you stay at home. Go, you might meet some new friends.
>>52819317
I know that, you know that, most self-aware people know that... I doubt the people telling that disfigured girl think she's self-aware enough to realise she doesn't look attractive.
>>52819464
She long hard dicking I gave your mum last night
>>52819484
kek
>>52819259
just go
bring booze and shit, have a good one
there's still good memes in this world, mister /brit/, and it's worth fighting for
>>52819424
>jew york
>>52819525
Is that Riley? Or Josh Smoomin or w/e his real name was that was pretending to be Riley.
Honestly can't think of a better film than Interstellar
>tfw went to watch it twice
>tfw the soundtrack itself is enough to make your head explode
>>52819563
Reddit.
>>52819563
the trailer was better than the film
>>52819188
Hi, phaggot!
>>52819563
holy mother of pleb.
