gf just sent me this edition
cara
tone
What happens here?
need new earphones x
>>52816790
scum of the earth
Alright /brit/ here's a funny little joke for you: Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because he had a very big bill!
cara
from my experience weed just seems to be used as a crutch or a replacement for something in your life, for me it was the loneliness
now i'm a lot more depressed than i was before even though i don't smoke much anymore
not sure if that is the weed's fault though
me and the gf
>>52816821
>>52816790
inbreeding and sheep
weed heads get so defensive haha
enjoy your mental illness lads idc
Culturally,
What does it mean to be English to you?
What does it mean to be Welsh to you?
What does it mean to be Scottish to you?
What does it mean to be Northern Irish to you?
Do you feel more northern, or southern?
Do you support a monarchy or a republic?
Do you consider yourself a unionist or a separatist?
only answer what applies to you lads
>>52816790
What happens here?
>>52816718
Psychopsiological abnormalities are not mental illnesses. Nice try armchair psychologist.
>>52816856
t. wikipedia pro
>>52816790
I was born there.
Also Clotted Cream.
>>52816835
Chinky/10
>>52816790
best place in the country 2bh
>>52816871
oh and I forgot to mention, almost most importantly,
what does it mean to be British to you?
>>52816837
>>52816813
haha!
I'm a pozzcuck do you want to know what that is?
>>52816698
Yeah, you're right, that's why people with family that have a history of psychotic illnesses shouldn't smoke weed.
The English, the English, the English are best
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest.
The rottenest bits of these islands of ours
We've left in the hands of three unfriendly powers
Examine the Irishman, Welshman or Scot
You'll find he's a stinker, as likely as not.
>>52816897
Is that Dartmouth? Lovely town
>>52816891
>clotted cream
>devon
pick 1 you culture stealing janner twat.
For me weed is shit because if you're bored, you'll just smoke and be content with being bored (without actually doing anything interesting or productive). Also makes you want to eat a huge amount of shitty food.
might have a few tokes if a joint is going round, but don't buy it in for myself any more.
Weed enthusiasts are generally incredibly boring, 1-dimensional people.
>>52816917
Diffley.
>im not mentally ill im just psychologically abnormal its MUCH better
t. weed head
>>52816909
>>52816837
hello, reddit!
Ich beanspruche dieses Gebiet für /deutsch/
>>52816871
>What does it mean to be English to you?
Born and raised in England, and follow British values
>What does it mean to be Welsh to you?
Born and raised in Wales, and follow British values
>What does it mean to be Scottish to you?
Born and raised in Scotland, and follow British values
>What does it mean to be Northern Irish to you?
Born and raised in Northern Ireland, and follow British values
>Do you feel more northern, or southern?
Southern because I was born there and my parents were born and raised there, but I've lived in the North for the majority of my life
>Do you support a monarchy or a republic?
Monarchy, but house of lords should be exclusively elected officials
>Do you consider yourself a unionist or a separatist?
Better together
>>52816921
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, invented and popularised almost all of the world's major sports
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has won a football world cup, a rugby world cup and is #1 at cricket, as well as being the GOAT at Formula 1, has the most famous Tennis tournament in the world, is great at Golf and one of the best all time nations in the Olympics
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has produced more great literary works, more great bands and more great people than any other nation on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has done more for science than any other country on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, is the reason the rest of the world isn't still living in mud huts
>tfw we are all right now speaking English
>tfw almost every single person on Earth has to learn English
>tfw you won the lottery of life and were born English
>>52816790
south hams area is full of rich people
>>52816947
Why are you getting so angry? Seems like you're the mentally ill one.
>>52816931
Nothing tastes better than cornish butthurt.
Except maybe Devonshire Cream. :^)
>>52816947
>this is what conservatives think
laughing @ you haha
drakes laugh is just awesome
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
>>52816947
what?
t. weed head
>>52816956
>What kind of regional flag do you want senpai
>>52816999
reported
Evening lads! Your old pal Nigel here. Just a quick reminder to vote yes to leaving the EU next year - let's keep Britain for the British. God bless - see you at the polls!
why are women SO narcissistic?
Meddl loide
Ze Germans are coming
>>52817000
>pot smoker is also a leftie
colour me shocked, do you want free stuff with your weed?
>krauts are invading /brit/ again
ER STRAFE ES
>>52816790
>Rich retired people
>People who can't make a scone correctly
>>52817038
>>52817051
Why is Umaru chan so kawaii?
You now remember June Sarpong.
>>52817038
How is she being narcissistic? I'd place my bets on her being more likely to be insecure about her looks.
>>52817038
'Selfie' culture is a fucking plague.
>>52817038
everyone is narcissistic
>>52816952
sup
>>52817033
im voting to stay in it
hello, where the slags at lads :-DDDDDD
>>52817074
>>52816928
yeh Dartmouth on the right and Kingswear on the left.
>>52817087
Fuck off
Where are you Austria bro?
>>52817076
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/june-sarpong-helped-launch-an-in-eu-campaign-but-no-one-knows-who-she-is-a6691041.html
>>52817080
Elliot Rodger was not as narcissistic as the AVERAGE western female
>>52817038
Where's the image I saw last night of some hard leftist going around meeting people at a Labour thing and in every tweet she mentioned "even though I look so awful"
>>52817076
She was alright. Always used to turn up to work hungover.
>>52817027
It's okay though lad, you have many great things too. Cornish Pasties are one of my favourites.
>>52817114
t. virgin
>>52817090
DIRNDL
>>52817097
the vocal majority of people have major self esteem issues and are generally pretty self absorbed
the Aspirational Class
>>52817070
literally, unironically, watching anime right at this very moment
>>52817033
sure thing nige haha
>Elliot Rodger was not as narcissistic as the AVERAGE western female
>>52817038
>seasoned salt
>>52817047
Depending on what the free stuff is then yeah probably, are you trying to say you wouldn't accept free stuff?
My wife just gave birth lads.
>>52817141
What you watching then?
>>52817090
>>52817100
I must say that you won the lottery of life, by living in a place like this
>>52817141
which one haha
janners and krauts? get em out
>>52817144
Get >>>/out/ Anglo BLOOD
>>52817156
maybe you should google things before looking like a pillock
alri
>>52817092
wow this is rude, delete this
do not sexualise the hamster
>>52817114
he had major self-esteem issues and derived his personal worth from his own consumption and sexual recognition.
>>52817157
He's more than likely on the dole
>>52817105
i've actually lived in other parts of europe and love the power of our EU passport in that regard.
i'd rather not be stuck on this island.
>>52817130
>>52817164
is it true that london slags are easy?
>>52817195
Cutest girl of the year.
>>52817192
>>52817158
me on t'left
>>52817204
Fuck off trillionaire
>>52817038
#asparagus
>>52817200
>if you disagree with me you MUST be a loser
doesnt reek of insecurity at all m8
>>52817158
so blessed is the child with his/her mother and father.
you look like a sweet young family, all the best of luck to all of you :)
>>52817221
>not a gif
fuck you too
>>52817242
Statiscally I'm right.
>>52817175
i don't live there currently unfortunately, but i was raised there. family are all there though so i visit regularly.
it is a very nice place.
>>52817271
more pls
We could have ruled the world...
107th for oswald mosley
>>52817237
not even, i actually saved money by going off into europe
>>52817271
God I love full fringes
>>52817221
Umaru is a dirty whore
>>52817270
statistic of what? and link to it?
im not for the record
my gf
>>52817271
Emo slags > regular slags
>>52817296
I'm not ruling the world with some kraut.
>>52817184
(You)
>>52817184
But I'm not a Janner, I'm from Ilfracombe ;_;
>>52817187
stay salty
>that comfy time when all the shitposters haven't figured out how to ban evade
>>52817307
I meant as in a /brit/ user is more than likely a neet than not.
You're literally Porridge though aren't you?
You can enjoy a bit of weed/booze/coke etc. etc. without becoming a stereotypical DUDE 420 YOLO or alcoholic etc.
General Semantics, as formulated by Korzybski, increased this anti-metaphysical bias in me. Korzybski also stressed that the best sensory data (as revealed by instruments that refine the senses) indicates that we live in a non-Aristotelian, non-Euclidean and non-Newtonian continuum. I have practiced for 10 years the exercises Korzybski recommends to break down Aristotelian-Euclidean-Newtonian ideas buried in our daily speech and retrain myself to perceive in ways compatible with what our instruments indicate about actuality.
>Dobby is the token woman on the panel show
Good work Ch4
>>52817286
Don't have any, found it in /brit/ one day x
>>52817303
They're cute
>>52817267
>>52817305
>>52817284
I went there with my english school, shame I was an autistic exchange student who didn't enjoy the place as I should
>>52817340
really? i was here during neet hours a few weeks back on me AL and the thread was pretty dead
dont know who that is
Going to the Trafford Centre tomorrow lads haha
>>52817345
Post scientific evidence or you're wrong.
>>52816738
you don't have a gf
>>52817359
Got any more full fringe pics lad?
>>52817296
We still can
Any of my fellow benzoheads suffer from blurry vision? One of the most depressing side effects.
baka desu senpai
>>52817377
I hate that shithole
RIP in piece Lemmy, I loved your song the eight of spades.
>>52817402
you really shouldn't have messed around with them pham
>>52817437
The mister is kil :(
>>52817402
Nope, 2cb or ketamine gave me blurry vision for a while though. Thankfully my vision all better now :-)
>tfw Taytay will never chain you to a bed and repeatedly force you to cum
>>52817376
Sure thing, Porridge go back to drinking supermarket vodka with energy drinks and wanking over peter hitchens
>>52817271
bangs make my wee wee tingle
>>52817433
It's pretty shit but I live close enough to walk so I might as well
>>52817390
x
>>52817398
>EU
Nah m8.
>>52817472
>if you disagree with me you must be one very specific loser
okay then pal haha
>>52817271
Does she have a willy? If not I think one would really suit her.
>tfw Taytay will never facesit you and force you to rim her bum
>>52817433
>I hate that shithole
i feel the same way when i think of england
>tfw county flag looks a bit like EU flag
>taytay will never tower over you on stage
>>52817506
I hope so
>>52817387
>>52817467
>>52817286
>>52817390
>>52817467
> tfw TayTay will never chain you to a bed and peg you
Look at this kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NksLn_VUjlI
>>52817487
>tfw Taytay will never peg you, bite your ear, and call you her manlet bitch
>>52817510
>>52817542
>dark hair
>light skin
>blue eyes
perfection
>>52817356
I thought I recognised her.
![article-1031101-066679A20000044D-995_468x294[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pd8mGxZ.jpg "article-1031101-066679A20000044D-995_468x294[1].jpg")
why do british underclass whites mimic the north american negro?
>>52817467
Please don't post such lewd things about my gf
>>52817562
messi would've kicked the ball better.
Lads, I'm spending Four weeks in the UK next summer, two weeks will be in beautiful Devon of course.
What other places should I go see? Haven't been over there in like 4 years unfortunately.
>tfw my friend Taylor who I will probably gf at some point calls me daddy
>tfw Taytay will never pour melted candle wax on your chest while she's riding you
>>52817575
they all want to be eminem
but they havnt acted like that for a good 10 years or so honestly youre a bit behind
>>52817575
Because they are niggers that were born the wrong colour
>>52817575
your just taking credit for the behaviour of the working class
do our own ting bruv
>>52817575
Most don't that fad has ended.
>>52817575
there's a reason we call them white niggers
>>52817565
> tfw TayTay will never put on a 18 inch strap on and destroy your ass
>>52817575
no mate, why do north american negros mimic the british underclass whites ?
Why are you all so submissive for Taylor Swift?
>>52817629
>a
foy
>tfw no Taytay gf full stop
>>52817598
If you go to London check out the Natural History Museum and the Science Museum. London is basically only good for museums if you're a tourist IMO.
>>52817681
>gif
fuck of f
>>52817575
why do pakis in britain mimic the north american negro despite them hating black people?
mum just asked me why i've never had a girlfriend. she started crying about how she wanted to be a grandmother and i was her only chance and i was just like "whatevs." baka ladfam.
>stealing pics from a TaySwift thread on /b/ to post here
Unnecessary
>>52817629
I've found a more appropriate picture la
>>52817658
She's fit m8
heh
>>52817700
feel bad for your mum now ;_;
>>52817715
>browsing /b/
Hello Reddit.
>>52817598
bantham is lovely
>>52817724
Banter
oi
>>52817724
Das gut.
>>52817724
have to let lose some 6 right now desu
>>52817716
Wouldn't you rather dominate her in bed rather than the other way around?
>>52817724
Literally Reddit.
>Taylor will never accidentally burn your dinner whilst you're drunk, anger you and force you to backhand her into submission in the kitchen
best films 2015 (alternative)
Tomorrowland
Turbo Kid
Little Boy
Love
American Ultra
The Gift
Knock Knock
Wildlike
Cop Car
Hellions
>>52817788
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.
anyone else?
>>52817658
i want her to milk me repeatedly
>>52817629
SHE HAS NO ASS
SHE HAS NO TITS
THIS POP STAR HAS NO BOINGY BITS
>>52817805
No, I only like 2D women.
> TayTay will never shove her guitar up my arse
>>52817768
Ja, das ist schön. Das ist wunderschön.
>>52817781
If I got to the position where I was in bed with Taylor Swift then I wouldn't be bothered desu. If it makes you feel better
>tfw you will never slap Taytay with your dic then force your cock down her throat until she gags
>>52817788
i want her to spit on me while i worship her feet
>>52817724
>omg poo is funny haha
>tfw no TayTay gf
Got a girl leading me on but she gets jealous really easily, gonna get a qt gf just to spite the bitch haha #ladbants
>>52817794
manchild/10
>>52817836
I would...
1. Lick the soles of her shoes constantly throughout the day to keep them nice and clean.
2. Be her human toilet and eat her shit as it squeezed out her perfect arsehole and drink her piss as it flowed out of her pink urethra and be her human toilet to spare her sitting on filthy public restaurant and hotel toilets. I would brush and gargle between eating her shit and then being her human toilet paper and licking her perineum clean with gentle but thorough cleansing tongue strokes.
3. Suck the fragrant white cotton gusset of her knickers at the end of each day to get the stains out and pre-treat them for laundry.
Acid has helped me to realise that I am an existentialist-phenomenologist
>you will never have doggy style sex with Tay Tay and force a finger up her bum when she's not expecting it
>>52817831
Too skinny, not enough beef
>>52817805
>i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.
somebody should make one of those fake male model online dating accounts and try messaging girls with this
u all need help
>tfw you will never spank Taytay's arse until she's raw and crying
>>52817890
ED MILLIBAND MENTIONED
>>52817912
hi x
best films 2015 (manchildren)
Star Wars
Inside out
Avengers
Jurassic World
Ant man
Mad Max
Minions
Spectre
The Little Prince
>>52817957
whats good my l*ve
> tfw TayTay will never belittle you and embarrass you in front of her friends by forcing you to dress up as a little girl every day
> tfw she'll never dress you up as a girl and fuck you hard with a strap on
>>52817952
>ceiling cat
Fucking hell, I'm back in '06
Can you work out height relative to distance without a reference point?
>>52817892
dat clit dicc tho
>tfw you will never stick a finger in Taytay's bellybutton whilst making out then whisper in her ear "found it"
>>52817981
some normies i know were having a good laugh about this meme literally 3 weeks ago
Want to visit this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slab_City
Good tay thread
>>52817977
asked the grill out and she said yes haha
>>52817952
ego death is the worst
I very nearly broke down and cried
took days to recover
>>52817980
>forcing you to dress up as a little girl every day
>forcing
>Tay Tay
More like Gay Gay
>mfw poortherners get flooded
>>52818038
DEVON
>Hahaha!
what does she mean by this lads?
the hottest most qtiest girl you know still takes a steaming hot stinking shit every day
>>52818043
>22:22:22
wew
>>52818030
waheeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>52818043
waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
brendan
>>52818066
>shitting every day
See a doctor m8
I would rather my GF got DP'd than cheated with just one guy
>tfw Taytay will never let out a high-pitched gasp as she walks into her dressing room and sees you there, wanking, watching, waiting...
>>52817992
If you know the angle I suppose
>Acid has helped me to realise that I am an existentialist-phenomenologist
>>52814994
>Giggling. Cute ;3. Giggling is adorable x
What did she mean by this?
>>52818079
Shitting once a day is healthy you cretin, looks like somebody needs to eat some beans
>>52818030
>tfw Sershlad has completed /GF2015/
You were cutting it quite fine imo
How to deal with the mentality of people
>gonna sit at home and smoke a spliff to iq haha funny show
>might go to wetherspoons but i cbf tbph
>my jobs shit but saving up for that new civic
>uni? cant be fucked so glad i finished school with my a levels in general studies
>play lol/csgo/dota2 all day after work and wait to die
>>52818132
don't like beans
>>52818033
haha really? i love having psychedelic crisis' haha
Me on the sauce
>>52818057
Cheshire actually
