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[THIS POST IS PROPERTY OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE] edition
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janitor
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EYEBROWS
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The South will rise again
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>yank
FONT
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>>52811302
HE
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>janitor
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FUCK OFF YANK DOG FUCKER BLACK NIGGER KILL YOURSELR
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Got flow, I could make a cripple crip walk
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KILL YOURSELR
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>Anonymous
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KPOP
P
O
P
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>oh hello there i'm from manchester
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LOL OMG WHO HERE #4DAMEMES LMAO?

awful
you can tell when it hits afternoon GMT
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ALRI LADS
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Doing a rum and coke
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HER VOICE IS ECHOED IN MY MIND
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fucking hate normies but only because I want to be one so bad
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>oh hello there i'm not from manchester
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>>52811482
you are a normie
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>>52811455
Are you that autist who was shitting things up earlier?
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>awful
>you can tell when it hits afternoon GMT
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>>52811460
alri
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>>52811398
good post
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>>52811455
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alright lads
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>oh hello there I DO live in Greater Manchester
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>oh hello there I DO NOT live in Greater Manchester
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This namefag gimmick is getting tiring tbqh
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>>52811484
>libertarian
>fedora
fascism/authoritarianism is surely? muh degeneracy and all that
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>>52811533
>INDEPENDANT
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>>52811344
>p&v
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how do they decide the storm names? will there ever be a politically correct paki named storm?
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>>52811480
BUSTED
U
S
T
E
D
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What should I get with my pizza, extra cheese, bbq sauce and what else? Getting dominoes
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>>52811554
>>52811533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzzzp-5b7SI
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>>52811576
>hurricane mohammed
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>>52811576
>hello, my name is Storm
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>>libertarian
>>fedora
>fascism/authoritarianism is surely? muh degeneracy and all that
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alri boys
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>>52811576
yes storm rasheed is going to be hitting any time soon lock up your daughters
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>libertarian
>fedora
>fascism/authoritarianism is surely? muh degeneracy and all that
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Paolo Nutini here AMA
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>>52811622
post willy
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>Muslim terrorist caught
>have to have a video clip of a Muslim mother crying
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>>52811649
how do i get a gf?
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>alri boys
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>>52811622
seriously can you stop being an attention whore for one fucking second and join in with the memeing
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>>52811664
Be honest, confident and assertive
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>>52811671
check the tripcode you spanner
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http://strawpoll.me/6395148/
http://strawpoll.me/6395148/
http://strawpoll.me/6395148/
http://strawpoll.me/6395148/
http://strawpoll.me/6395148/
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>>52811508
We should join under one great union la
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WHAT THE FUCK just found out my rasheed friend is in Game of Thrones
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might make a new thread
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>>52811649

1. Be romantic, don't pursue sex. Women live for delayed gratification.
2. Listen to her problems and just say 'I understand', 'that's horrible', 'things will get better', 'everything is gonna be okay'.
3. Hold her hand in public.
4. Don't talk about other women, especially physically.
5. Have eyes only for her.
6. Foreplay starts in the morning (taking care of her and she will be more likely to reciprocate in the evening).
7. Stop talking about the gym.
8. Express interests besides the gym.
9. Have a hobby they don't know much about.
10. Be respectful of their parents.
11. Excel at something they are aware about outside the gym.
12. Read books.
13. Cook for them, wash dishes together like in the movies.
14. Positive reinforcement ('You are a good listener', 'You make that outfit look great').
15. Positive sexual feedback.
16. Immaculate hygiene.
17. Clean bedroom.
18. Clean bathroom.
19. Get her flowers (inexpensive $3 tulips go a long way once a week).
20. Foot massage
21. Ask her hopes, dreams, aspirations.
22. Support her hopes, dreams, aspirations.
23. Take her out in public and treat her the way you do in private.
24. Kiss her in front of other women.
25. Whisper cheesy sweet nothings into her ear.
26. Go for a walk and just talk.
27. Tell her she is beautiful.
28. Touch her skin often in a affectionate (non-sexual) way.
29. Burn her a CD/Mixtape (yes a physical cd, women love tangible things).
30. Take her for live music and be positive.
31. Ask her advice on things that matter in your life.

Women are emotional and sex is more emotion for them than for men. The list above is crucial in developing a better relationship with your gf which leads to her having more confidence in herself and your relationship.

The only way to make a woman want you more, consistently, over a extended amount of time is to show her that you appreciate her time and value her as a human being. Build a solid foundation and you will get more sex than you can handle.
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do you like my tea?
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wew lads

can we please decide which thread we're using, i don't want janny to have a heart attack
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>>52811700
yes la, we should
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>>52811783
this one >>52811445
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I wonder why the Holocaust Revisionists still believe that World War II occurred, or that any of past history ever happened
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>i don't want janny to have a heart attack
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>>52811815

>name field

fuck off
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>>52811549
all "gimmicks" are horrid by their nature because they dissuade originality or anything that can even be replied to


every post in this thread has been one or two words and/or some meme
like what is that? that's nothing, its like a laugh track that gets overused even when there are no jokes.

/brit/ has become the big bang theory of generals, desu there's no difference between this and the Facebook /brit/meme pages now
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>>52811862

>Anonymous

fuck off
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>you'll never live in Camden town
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>>52811893
I'm talking about /brit/ in the name field of that thread you spastic
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>>52811903
I know you complete and utter leaf
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>all "gimmicks" are horrid by their nature because they dissuade originality or anything that can even be replied to


>every post in this thread has been one or two words and/or some meme
like what is that? that's nothing, its like a laugh track that gets overused even when there are no jokes.

>/brit/ has become the big bang theory of generals, desu there's no difference between this and the Facebook /brit/meme pages now
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>>52811917
That's why that thread isn't being used you mong
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what part of the UK has the most introverts?
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>>52811917
No bullying allowed
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gained 180ls over the christmas lads. literally naked cause none of my clothes fit and am too embarrassed to go the shops to buy new clothes
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>>52811939
Cornwall
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>>52811939
Cornwall
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>>52811932
Not sure if this was ironic 2bh
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>>52811986
>>52811987
wew lads
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http://eveningharold.com/2015/12/29/david-cameron-discovers-north/#more-214361
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>>52811986
>>52811987
is this true?
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>>52811987
>>52812004
wew
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>>52810004
>>52811248
>>52811445
>>52811969
>>52812019
hmmm
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>>52812083
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>>52812083
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janny is gonna SCREAM
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what's all this autism about lads
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>>52812111
the jannies seem to be doing very little tbqh. i think they're all on strike for more hot pockets
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>>52812105
that was a fun night
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>>52812117
>he's not joining in on the bantz
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>>52812141
/int/ is so bad there's no real point
might as well just let it become another shallow trash board
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think we need a new thread
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>>52812141
do they sell hotpockets here in the UK?
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Oh dear, oh dear
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>>52812162
its really not very banterous
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>>52812178
Yeah, your mother's vag is quite often for sale on Adultwork
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>>52812194
Boring melt.
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alri
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>>52812019
>>52812019
>>52812019
>>52812019
>>52812019
NEW
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>>52812227
good name
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>>52812209
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>>52812232
>Yank
>shit edition

yeah, nah.
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pondering a post wank piss
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>>52812227
shut the fuck up
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just ordered some food haha
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make sure you lock your doors tonight lads
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>>52812268
always burns ime (in my experience)
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>>52812287
What did you order lad x
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>>52812268
you should do that after every wank, it clears out any remaining cum and helps to prevent utis haha
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wind your neck in lads

stick to what you know, poo and wanks
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>>52812299
Genuinely lmao'd at this lad, have some (You)s

>>52812299
>>52812299
>>52812299
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made a really good pomodoro sauce lads. italy would be proud i reckon.
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>Genuinely lmao'd at this lad, have some (You)s
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>write a few songs
>record a demo with me playing all the instruments
>post an ad on gumtree saying I'm looking for a band to do some gigs with the stuff I've wrote
>end up recruiting a qt 3.14 drummer
>we meet up and "jam" in her garage, she can't keep time for shit; it's embarrassing frankly
>just as I'm leaving she asks "why are your songs so sad and why are none about love?"
>get home and try to write love songs
>I'm literally incapable of imagining being in love with someone

Just fuck my shit up lads
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>"So, your son is a janitor?"
>"Well, kind of... It's actually online, something to do with Japanese cartoons. I don't really understand it."
>"Does he like doing it?"
>"He likes the cartoons, but whenever he's working, he seems so... upset. I hear him yelling in the basement."
>"Well, work can be stressful for everyone. Does he at least get paid well?"
>"...
>He does it for free"
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>>Genuinely lmao'd at this lad, have some (You)s
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just thought lads in a bit of a weird predicament

>only hobby/passion is 4chan
>basically would have to lie and pretend to be interested in things i'm not, whilst hiding a major part of my life if i ever got some actual close friends or a gf

>fap exclusively to traps
>traps do not exist irl so i have to chase and settle after girls who i'll never be truly satisfied by.

not sure what to do about it lads
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>>52812331
What if I don't need one because I had a piss beforehand?
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>>52811248
God /brit/ is such a fucking shithole of memes, i mean memes are like a condiment you faggots you're not supposed to only meme
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>>52812331
hah thanks for the tip (lol) lad
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>>52812392
not a huge deal, it's just a good habit
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>watching a movie
>slick/snappy dialogue

no-one talks like this irl. I have to stop every few words to belch for instance, and people have to be told to talk up and often repeat themselves

imagine how any famous dialogue scene from the greatest movies of all time would play out irl with all the gassiness, muttering and stuttering

funny notion when you think about it
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>>52812383
>three? haha three what? three thousand a month? three figures?
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>>52812383
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I guess this is the right one?

Also fuck you OP, I have you filtered and didn't see it at all.
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i forgive you, princess
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>>52812410
Alri gypsy lad
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>i forgive you, princess
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my 2015

>more money
>more cash
>more hoes

bring on 2016
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>>52812441

lol bender
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>>52812462
:> xx
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>Romania
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>>52812316
cheeseburger
spring rolls
sweet and sour sauce

:)
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>>52812489
you're not my princess. fuck off bender
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>memes are like a condiment
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Check the catalog lads
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:V
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>>>/mu/61318865

all me
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>>52812491
v. yummy, bit jealous ;3
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>>52812410
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>>52812389
become a janny

I'll sponsor your application and you can become my puppet (for free)
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horrifically awful thread
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>>52812551
order something xx
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>>52812517
>tfw no tsundere bf who calls me princess after beating me
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>>52812532
beat this
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Ate chilli earlier and I'm mere moments from pooing, need some last minute advice lads
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>>52812573
/brit/'s dead until at least tomorrow, maybe even Thursday. Find something else to do with your time, lad.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QvgMqEBSGX
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>>52812430
not everyone is a poor speaker
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WE WUZ EMPIRE N SHIT
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>>52812604
Have you ever written a letter or email to cara?
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I dread to think of the average age of the posters ITT
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>>52812615
worst of the lot
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>>52812604
Yeah but these ones are all porn
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>>52812641
t. alfonso ribena
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>>52812647
n-no
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You are all nothing more than cockroaches about to be crushed under my hypothetical intellectual boot.
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>>52812653
19
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>>52812469
Just out of curiousity how many of you guys are imigrants,be honest now, i now this guy>>52812490 is probably that faggy imigrant( can't recall nationality,algerian or albanian i think) who keeps shitposting on pol about romania
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>>52812612
Where is Ulster????
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>only two people have asked me out for a beer or a catchup over christmas

last year it was at least 10, just shows how quickly you hemorrhage friends when becoming a hermit
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>>52812612
best poster in thread Tbh
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>You are all nothing more than cockroaches about to be crushed under my hypothetical intellectual boot.
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>>52812695
Dunno miss him
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>>52812695
>>52812612
this desu

miss him
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>>52812694
>/pol/
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>>52812694
You are very wrong my gyppo friend
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0
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i march to the beat of my own drummer lads. just who i am.
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Contemplating making my own sushi. No local fishmonger though, don't trust sainsbury's offerings 2bqh.

inb4 a weeb, i'm not.
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>>52812653
20

>>52812694
IM INGLISH BORN N BRED M8
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>>52812755
all me

you mentalist
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>>52812737
That's my shitposting board along with /tv/
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>>52812755
JAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>52812718
>>52812736
thirded, he's a good lad
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WHICH ONE OF YOUS HAD A SHIT AND FORGOT TAE FLUSH THE TOILET. DISHGUSHTING.
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Janitor is working over time to clear all this porn, too bad 0/hr*1.5 is still 0.
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>>52812716

go lick mel b's hairy nigger arse hole you dog cunt
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gf sent me this
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>>52812694
That's my good /brit/ friend Nova Scotia, fucking dare you to chat shit about him again
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>>52812755
what's the point?
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>>52812755
>all those lewd /brit/s

Janny's going to get a pay cut if he doesn't pull his finger out
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>>52812755
You're a disgrace
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>>52812746
choon
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>>52812811
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>That's my good /brit/ friend Nova Scotia, fucking dare you to chat shit about him again
Very good lad
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>>52812755
what the fuck
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>>52812755

lol
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>>52812807
>gf
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tGnX7VdxAX

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tGnX7VdxAX

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tGnX7VdxAX
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>>52812755
Why did they do this?
Don't they know the Janny already hates us, why give him more of a cause to delete our threads/posts whenever the fuck he feels like it
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>>52812695
fuck off yank
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Will 2016 be the year of the gf?
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>>52812811
me in the middle
was proper cross that day
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>>52812755
flippin eck me ma saw this and promoted me
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>>52812859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Yt0xJKDY8
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>>52812811
>>52812740
Buttbuddies?can i join i'm lonely
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Almost finished rewatching K-ON S1 for this year lads. Don't think I'll finish S2 again by NYE
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>>52812811
Shout out to Karl pilkington on the right
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>>52812755
wife's son saw this now I need to have 'the talk'
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>>52812901
Fucking lel
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>>52812901
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>>52812897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTChaucaM0s
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>>52812862
It has to be for me, it's the point of no return

Worst part is i'm a good looking guy, so there's even more expectation of it.
>>
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Mum's popped some porridge in the microwave for tea. Love being back at home desu lads.
>>
>>52812904
turns out... little monkey hooligan
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>>52812918
wait a minute..
That's not /brit/
>>
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>41 years old
>still does vines
I think hell be fine
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full english ramen
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>>52812956
might as well be
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>>52812939
FONT
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>>52812937
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>>52812897
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>>52812946
going to pop some of my own oats into her microwave later lad
>>
>>52812960
the majority of Limmy's show is shit but he has a few okay sketches

no doubt some wasteman will jump to his defence
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>>52812960

aye
>>
>>52812946
>tfw triggered the last notable /brit/ meme of the year

Proud 2bh
>>
>>52812990

Why do nigs use this 100 thing in every conversation?

What does it mean?
>>
>>52812929
>>52812929
>>52812929
NEW
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>>52812901
jokes
>>
I'm really feeling it
>>
>>52812946
Tell your mum that Kev said "alri"
She'll know what it means
>>
>>52813017
Adventure Quest is great, and I say that while only being able to understand about half of what the callers are saying
>>
PING
>mummy...MUMMY... MUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY my porridge oats are ready :) lashings of jam and some warm milk for me please, I shall have a frube for dessert
>>
google - MPLStudios Sienna
really pretty looking woman with no clothes on
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>>52813017

you're right 2bh. a lot of it is shit but when he gets it right it's fucking hilarious.

my favourite is dee dee i think. funny but holy fuck its got a really dark and insightful streak to it.
>>
>>52813061

Nu
>>
google Viper Rapper now
>>
>>52813053
not a fan of that Tbh
this is my favourite sketch, not the funniest but it gave me feels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
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>when qt coworker tells you she browses 4chin
>when you realise she's probably read your blogs
>>
2 and a half hours till I knock off work lads wahey
>>
>>52813053
>>52813017
Adventure Call even
>>
>>52813025
It means like, keep it 100, keep it real, be genuine.. etc

t.Slang expert
>>
janny gonna get ye
>>
>>52813075
Is that you Ulster?
>>
>>52813115
*resets router*
>>
>>52813105
where do you word m8?
>>
>18 threads
you benders
>>
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>>52813091
>>
>>52813123

aye it's me, William Ulsterman
>>
Got a dusty fan 2bh, making load noises when running Football Manager and a cpuple chrome tabs haha
>>
Been wearing the same onesie for 4 days straight haha
>>
>>52813183
Why no flag?
>>
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>aeroplane mode on
>aeroplane mode off
>>
>>52813192
got fm16 the other day. what are you playing la?
>>
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>j
>>
Psychedelics are a gift from god
>>
>>52813201

i have no idea who you're referring to 2bh mate. some n.irish pillock no doubt.
>>
>>52813225
Is FM2016 worth £20?
>>
Janny McBanny
>>
>>52813225
Reading FC 7th in table after 5 games. You m8?

>>52813249
Yes
>>
Alri
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>>52813170
>>
[Janny will remember that.]
>>
WTF

>>52813264
>>
>>52813249
it was the first i'd bought in two editions so i can't really comment if it's an upgrade on 15. seems good so far tho but i don't like the new training.
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>>52813170
>HE DELETES THE CENSORED IMAGES BUT NOT THE IMAGES THEMSELVES
>FOR FREE
>>
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does poundland sell HDMI cables?
>>
Did a module fail lads.
>>
HE

IS

HERE
E
R
E


!!!!
>>
Chune
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eDES-nGQWs
>>
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>>52813302
>>
>>52813326
is this your fetish?
>>
>>52813326
No, go get decent cables off amazon.
>>
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>>52813302
>>
>>52813345
shite
>>
>>52813332
Resit senpai and actually revise this time
>>
>>52813332
me in 13 days when exams start
>>
>>52813305

WEW
E E
WEW
>>
me in the middle haha
>>
Good banter from Janny boy this evening haha! Must be enjoying his Christmas.
>>
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>>52813339
>HE
>>
>>52813332
Think I did the same, not sure when I'll get the results back though
>>
Oneitis just sent me this: "come to my place now and stick your cock in my shitpipe"

Literally will never understand girls
>>
>>52813368
It was coursework and it's because the lecturer fucked up.
>>
>>52813355
It's a digital signal, quality of the cable doesn't matter

it either works or it doesn't
>>
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>the threads are STILL UP

won't get your bonus with this tardy behaviour, janny
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>>52813418
FONT
>>
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This is the hardest I've laughed in a /brit/ thread for a while. So simple and yet so hilarious.

gg lads
>>
>>52813310
I hated how fragile players were in 2015, as long as you can finish most matches without an injury then I reckon it's worth it.
>>
>>52813427
Congrats on your pass then. Keep up the good work lad
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The janitorial staff prefers the company of men.
>>
>>52811248
Read that in Steve Coogans voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU9R9D_3HI0
>>
>>52813326
probably, I got one from a €2 shop
>>
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Just delved into an ancient structure constructed by the pre-roman celts in a hunt for relics and found this picture from my gf lads
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>>52813408
Nice hips for a gook
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Janny can't cook is porridge and hot pockets in the microwave at the same time
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>Interpol went shit after Antics
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>>52813495
this is my m8's sister
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>>52813519
>Janny
>>
>>52813495
That's my sister m8, you wish
>>
I-it's you... The Janny
NO! A mere mortal cannot defeat you in combat
But I must try
RUN WHILE YOU CAN LADS, BEFORE THE JANNY GETS YOU, I MUST STAY HERE WHILE YOU ESCAPE, EVEN IF IT MEANS I WILL MEET MY DOOM
RUN YOU FOOLS
*unsheathes katana and slowly walks towards the Janny*
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I was born on an imageboard. Raised on an imageboard. Lewds, shitposts and duplicate /brit/ threads... they were my lullabies... Hunted like dogs, day after day... driven from our ragged IRCs... That... was my life. Each morning, I'd wake up... and find a few more serious discussion threads expired in the archive beside me. I'd stare at the morning sun... and pray to make it through the day. The administrators of 4chan turned a blind eye to our misery. But then... he appeared. My hero... Janny... he took me away from all that...
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>hot pockets
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@Janny
>>
>>52813528
>my m8

FOBTFNC
>>
>>52813393
I have an exam in 6 days
>>
>there are "men" ITT weaker than a 19yo girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGLsGuWeFZw
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>I have an exam in 6 days
>>
Can't wait for the school holidays to be over
>>
>wake up
>you retards flooded the board with porn
ebin
>>
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janny is going to be absolutely FUMING when he clicks on [Catalog]
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>>52813495
Ben?
>>
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>>52813524
>Interpol were ever good
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>>52813563
>... Janny...
>>
happy 4 u sershlad
>>
>>52813617
>>
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>>52813607
>>
>>52813487
Steve Coogan playing Tony Wilson. Alan Partridge was Wilson and Wogan. Such good shit.
>>
good thread
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>>52813604
t. Janny
>>
>>52813669
>>
memes
>>
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>>52813699
>t. Janny
>>
so we all agree that /brit/ is best
>>
>THE
>>
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>Janny when he opens the catalogue
>>
>American kids are literally this dumb
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f38_1427830234
>>
think janny opened up the catalog and passed out lads
>>
>JANNY
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when are we going to genetically modify fruit so it doesn't go wrong all the ways fruit can? i swear that last orange was hd been roiding
>>
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>think janny opened up the catalog and passed out lads
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>>52813658
thanks la x
>>
Challenge idea: Greentext a post with a fedora image but post it directly after said post

There cannot be anything between

I.E.
>>52813768
Next post is
>>52813780
>>
is this the real /brit/
>>
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>>52813769
>>JANNY
>>
>>52813781
Nice shirt dicked
>>
>>52813820
that's a big janny
>>
>>52813743

>someone bullying a 13yr old

pretty pathetic. not to mention he's probably a peadophile.
>>
>>52813847
4chan
>>
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>pretty pathetic. not to mention he's probably a peadophile.
>>
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>>52813847
>janny
>>
>>52813781
fuck off cleanshirt

>>52813823
good lad
>>
anyone else not find the janny meme funny?

i mean it is funny in the classic /sp/ way but not in this stupid david mitchell way
>>
>>52813881
lets see if we can't get a lewd thread to the bump limit
>>
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So who's trying to slide us off the board and get us banned lads?
>>
>>52813918
the jani
>>
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>>52813881
make a new one
>>
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>>52813911
alri janny
>>
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>anyone else not find the janny meme funny?

>i mean it is funny in the classic /sp/ way but not in this stupid david mitchell way
>>
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>anyone else not find the janny meme funny?

>i mean it is funny in the classic /sp/ way but not in this stupid david mitchell way
>>
>>52813911
I hate the way it takes up the entire thread with shitposting
>>
>>52813859
He deserved it desu, it's Darwinian
If he's dumb enough to spread butter on his laptop and put his battery in the microwave, he doesn't deserve to have that technology. I love how the guy trolling him didn't stop at the laptop either, he made him brick his Xbox and cook his PCs hard drive as well kek
>>
met phil mitchell at an asda in west cornwall
>>
>>52813918
one or two mongs plus a legion of newfags
>>
>>52813061

Nu
>>
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SO I WAS WITH MY MATE DAVE THE OTHER DAY
AND HE WENT AND PICKED UP A COPY OF THE DAILY MAIL

>The audience titters, people begin to bite their lips in anticipation, some have even drawn blood as they try to contain their laughter as they think of what is to come next

AND I WAS LIKE

W H A T
A
B L O O D Y
R A C I S T.

>the bitten lips turn into full blown bites as the audience can no longer contain itself. Some even begin eating their own faces in delight. People are suffocating on the floor as they cannot draw breath for laughter, their death screams unheard under the thunderous chortle a daily mail joke brings out of an audience in 2015.

EVEN WORSE, HE SUPPORTS UKIP AND HIS SON'S BEST FRIEND IN SCHOOL IS POLISH.

>The crowd screams in pleasure at the irony of it all. Some even begin to black up, they've become so disgusted at being white, yet cannot stop laughing at just how funny jokes about the daily mail and UKIP are when Russell Howard is on the mic. The front row resort to ripping their genitals out and stuffing them in their mouths to stop the laughter.

WHAT A

LITTLE
E
G
E
N
D

>The laughter stops and turns into applause the like of which would rival the end of a film in any decently sized american cinema. Some begin to break their wrists they're clapping that hard. Overnight, Daily Mail circulation slumps to just 21,000 copies a day and UKIP disband, all thanks to Russell.
>>
>>52813911

its funny taunting the janitor but the idiots who just spam the same pictures and words every time is boring as fuck. literally what little kids do.
>>
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>>52813994
>>52814001
>>
>>52813960
take it as a chance to get some other things done during the peak shitpost hours then come back latter and hope these mongs have gone off elsewhere
>>
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>>52813911
Found the janitor lads
>>
>>52813954
good lads
>>
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>anyone else not find the janny meme funny?

>i mean it is funny in the classic /sp/ way but not in this stupid david mitchell way
>>
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>its funny taunting the janitor but the idiots who just spam the same pictures and words every time is boring as fuck. literally what little kids do
>>
>>52813968

Can you imagine Monday morning at work
>What did you get up to at the weekend?
>I trolled this fat kid, watched him on webcam and got him to ruin his laptop, heh

I wouldn't speak to that person ever again. Simple as.
>>
>>52813743
wow cruel desu
>>
JUST
U
S
T
>>
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HE'S HERE
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>>52814307
JANNAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
>>
Oh my god fucking kill yourselves jannyposters, it's not funny or clever
>>
JJAAANNNYYYY BOOOYYYY
>>
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OH JANNY BOY OH JANNY BOY, OH HOW YOU WORK FOR FREE DEAR JANNY BOY
>>
all my previous posts have been deleted lads (including that thread)

says i'm banned at 4chan.org/banned

but i'm not banned because i'm posting this

what is happening

i'm scared :c
>>
HERE
>>
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Honestly the Janny is a nob head
So he deleted the proper /brit/ with 50+ posts, but he hasn't deleted the spam /brit/s with no replies yet? This is why we hate you Janny, you're a cunt
>>
shirley just killed her son dean

omg!
>>
>>52813911
yeah the david mitchell poster and the bradley walsh poster are genuinely shit-tier.

Would rather read lisicki posts.
>>
>>52814429
There's at least a half a dozen of us you spastic
>>
>>52814416
all me
>>
>>52814429
>the david mitchell poster and the bradley walsh poster

all me
>>
actual new

>>52814411
>>52814411
>>52814411
>>52814411
>>
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>yeah the david mitchell poster and the bradley walsh poster are genuinely shit-tier.
>Would rather read lisicki posts.
>>
>>52814359
delete this
>>
>71 posters
What the fuck, how did this place get so popular?
Back in my day we had like 30
Shit, back in my day we didn't even have the poster counter
>>
>>52814515
back in my day we posted memes and chatted shit via morse code boyo.
>>
>>52811248

Posts songs you listen to while lurking /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGfE-mbdmXg
>>
secret old thread post

nobody will see this
>>
>>52816662
>>
doing a post
>>
very late post
>>
having a go
>>
GETTING INVOOOLLLLLLVED
>>
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