Take this test:
http://www.politicaltest.net/en/test/execute
Which party from your country aligns the most with your views?
>>52810025
Social patriot
I'm a voter of the Slovene National Party so I think that's on point.
>>52810025
none
>>52810025
>11 percent are more extremist than you
I am of the opinion that you're a faggot
Lads I got a feeling of superiority
>>52810025
There you go
>>52810249
>literally voting for a meme party
>>52810466
No, I like women
I'm just too secular
this test fucking sucks. typical socialist propaganda
FN I guess
>>52810025
none
>>52810626
Kaj pa voliš ti?
r8
Fascists and gommies pls go
If this fucking test has as stupid questions as the one posted here yesterday... I swear I'll come and stab you, but not so hard you'd die.
>>52810973
Soros fuck off.
>>52810973
anarchism and capitalism cannot exist together.
bullshit test
>>52810025
Neo-con here
>>52810025
>Which party from your country aligns the most with your views?
I don't even care at this point
Pretty moderate I guess.
>>52810833
Ne volim zaradi očitnih razlogov.
_Če_ bi bil prisiljen, bi volil za SDS meme, ker so edini relativno desno usmerjeni, ki dejansko imajo šanso, da sestavijo vlado.
Ja, ja vem, Janez Janša our lord and savior je reku župnik itd...
>>52811140
Ne, saj se jaz tudi nagibam k SDS-u. Res bi pa raje volil za njih, če ne bi imeli Janše.
Večinski volilni sistem bi rabili, ppp. Potem bi lahko volil za celotno desnico.
You are a neoliberal Democrat. 6 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 39 percent are more extremist than you.
Since when has liberal and democratism been extreme?
>>52811348
>test participators
key words
Did I win?
no party because they are all different flavours of shit
>>52811431
But is getting 0% in all non-extreme? Extreme is just stupid word, because it has negative connotations.
>Which party from your country aligns the most with your views?
I have no idea.
>>52811069
>More than half of my country
>socialists
This is why this country does not advance
I'd be lying if i'd say that i have any idea about politics or political worldviews whatsoever, but even i think this result was obvious.
>>52811566
Hi five, that's me! (also a neoliberal democrat)
>>52811602
Wanna build a party to take over the world?
>>52811635
>cosmopolitan
enjoy the refugees brudi
>>52811635
Your ilk is currently killing this nation.
>>52811591
>women
the reason why this world became so gay
first american itt
I'm against the party system. When there's an election I usually vote for the main far left party since their program fits my ideas better than all the others.
>>52811838
how old are you
I got social patriot
>>52811867
turning 21 in january
>>52811838
>>52812121
You are 2 months younger than me
>>52811838
Arlette pls
I've always been moderate
WEW
>>52810025
Tricky questions again.
A neoliberal democrat
Am I a redditor or summin?
>>52811432
>>52811544
My bros
>>52810025
I am a neo-liberal democrat
>inb4 ameritards who don't understand that europe use the original meaning of "liberal"
But I hate anarchists.
>>52811312
>>52811140
prosim ne kompromirajta svoje volilne integritete
če smo sjw pedri lahk dost načelni da ne volmo za dobesedne komunajzarje k so v predvolilni kampanji rekl da bojo /odstranl kapitalizem/, se lahk tud vi klero fašisti potrudte pa ne volte za dobesednega zapornika :^)
dude weed
>>52812611
I think by anarchism they mean (old fashion) libertarianism
>>52812611
I dont get it either
Apparently I'm your average True Finns voter.
>>52812611
I like your secularism baby
>>52812221
I despise redditors and their simplistic political views, most of them are even more retarded than unironic /pol/ wankers
>>52812228
nice
>>52812285
>csq Nathalie a remplacé Arlette et que c'est vachement moins bien depuis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_wBB3toV-8
musique pour ce sentiment
>>52812744
>tfw everyone is less secular than you
>>52812519
>tricky
>>52812614
>klero fašisti
Ne hodim v cerkev.
>>52810025
>>52810626
>>52810920
>>52810973
>>52811157
>>52811566
>>52811568
>>52811635
>>52812611
>2016-0.1
>being a pacifist
eh, it felt like a generic copy of that really popular political compass one, but this one is much more accurate I feel
>Which party from your country aligns the most with your views?
none
Now this is fallacy. Protecting the environment is a matter of legal regulations and standards, that's all about it. What do they even mean?
>>52812795
Your objections?
>>52812822
>1940+75.9
>being a made-up unethical state
>>52812795
memetiziram, jst tud ne fukam tipov v rit
>>52812396
>>52810787
>nationalistic commies
no lads, don't, please
>>52812614
Preberi še enkrat >>52811140
>Ne volim zaradi očitnih razlogov.
Sicer je pa "klero fašist"meme, jaz ne hodim v cerkver, medtem pa so ZL dobesedni komunisti.
SDS je edina alternativa levici, ni nam druge.
>>52813032
The question is aiming at faggots being allowed to get married like normal people. There is only one answer to that question.
>>52813035
>current year
>being ethical
>tfw everyone else is a socialist pig
>>52813074
>alternativa
ne sej to pravm, ni realne šanse v tem meme strankarskem mafijaštvu, raj bojkotirat, kokr da se vol ene idijote proti drugim
>>52813261
i can assure you that you're just an edgelord, this is me and i felt that i answered my questions quite pro free market >>52812998
>>52813261
>2015
>sucking jew dicks
>>52813285
>raj bojkotirat
Uf, da se ne boš urezal.
>>52813319
Well, obviously you didn't. You probably think that wall street is "capitalism" and that Bernie Sanders is a great candidate.
>>52812571
Russians are truly Westerrrn nowadays.
>>52813098
Social unions is okay.
Not sure what party this would be for
>>52813032
doing things such as banning high performance cars, limiting air travel, banning dirty industries, getting more expensive electricity from green sources
>>52813474
>russia
>western
>>52813261
Anclap detected
>>52813474
>Social unions is okay.
No they are not. Homosexuality is a mental illness and should be treated at an assylum.
>>52813444
>anarcho capitalist
>not an edgelord
>>52813481
>Authoritarian
Any of the major British parties? The pig fucker is doing quite a good job appealing to voters such as yourself what with all the spying and handing over encryption keys.
>>52813481
Labour
>>52813507
>banning dirty industries
Well, this will make our living standards higher. Anyways this test has some twisted logic because it gave me >>52813474 when I voted for all economic freedoms, against immigrants and was indifferent to a gay question.
>>52813583
Telecomix faggot detected
What's up bro
>>52813374
o ja, ful je robovito to, polovica slovenije so ubistvu 12 letni reditorji
ne razumem zakaj bi se mogl upirat učinkovitim sistemom oz. ugajat nečemu kar """"""deluje"""""" popolnoma slabo, mamo npr. fetiš na referendume pa se useen izogibamo švicarskemu sistemu na vse pretege
enivej, to bo to, nočm zasrat te niti preveč
>>52813615
did you answer a lot as partially agree? most of the things i agreed and disagreed with on the test were "yes, but" and "no but"
I'm a rarity it looks like
>>52813561
Last time I checked name calling wasn't arguments. Not that I expected any less of you liberal faggots.
>>52813657
if you were born in america you would have been a maxist instead
>>52813656
You're basically the same as everyone else in this thread desu
>>52813615
>Well, this will make our living standards higher
not really, everything will cost more and thus you will have less
liberal democrat
>>52813725
I'm a commoner it looks like
>>52813552
>Homosexuality is a mental illness
Trannies have mental ilness. It's a scientifical fact. Homo is just a slight shift. It doesn't affect one badly. You have no real facts for your satement.
>>52813650
Some partially because fully meant we shoulldn't have any standatds which will lead to low living standards, low quality of goods, bad ecology, etc.
>>52813738
It will be better in a long run. Obivously.
>>52813710
>if you were born in america you would have been a maxist instead
I doubt it. Not that it at all matter though.
I got Social Patriot
The party that fits this in Mexico would be MORENA or PRD
>inb4 chairo
>>52813657
>magical free market will fix all my problems
just as deluded as the commies
>>52813261
>>52813776
Commies used to beat up and lock up fags. Then the regime fell and now we have Azis. Allowing fags to publicly show their faggotry makes the young people morally degenerate.
>>52813869
i imagine u listen to this song on repeat, wear adidas everything and are drunk about 96 hours of the week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5uzc3U8Qhc
>>52813827
There's nothing magical about it, it just works. In 99% of the cases whenever this "argument" is made it is due to the person in question literally having no idea what a free market is and/or how and why it works.
>>52813869
yeah, young NEETs should fap to BDSM and bukakke, not that degenerate homosexual porn
yfw there is no pro-military/jingoistic party in Ireland that doesn't want to take in 50 million niggers
;_;
>>52813870
Finally, someone who isn't a complete moron.
>>52813978
>11% nationalistic
>implying you wouldn't like if they did that
k
what does this mean? no bully pls
>>52814071
There was no real "nationalist" questions, it was talking about State interference. I'm not a Statist, I'm a nationalist. A jingoistic nationalist by the looks of it.
>>52814094
>Israeli pacifist
It was nice knowing you, shmuel.
>>52813952
>nothing magical about it
>it just works
neat that way, isn't it :^)
but it's probably because I'm a poor ol laddie who doesn't know a thing, emergent systems are too complex for a wee ol feeble mind like myself
>>52813869
>Commies used to beat up and lock up
Everybody. I know it.
>Allowing fags to publicly show their faggotry
You mix unrelated things. What do you think about Mardi Gras btw? It is "degenerate" too, People behave very free in a sexual way on a day or two, is it a big issue?
>>52810025
Rate my results
>>52814222
>People behave very free in a sexual way on a day or two, is it a big issue?
Yes. It's degenerate.
>>52814215
My comment was not meant as an insult to your intelligence, merely your understanding of how the market works and how people interact with it; a matter of specific knowledge.
Even smart socialists repeatedly make assumptions that put their understanding of the market into doubt, it's hardly unheard of.
>>52814316
Will you cast your vote for Donald Trump by any chance?
>>52814316
would swear fealty to/10
>>52814409
Yep
Liberal as in Classic Liberal (Libertarian)
>>52814118
There were the immigrant questions. Stop backtracking.
>>52814491
We will always be in the minority I fear.
>>52814363
Look, I'm mostly just memeing you, since I'm much to tired to get into walls of text, but I will say this:
Generally, a-c's tend to handwave problems the arise with criticism of even the broadest of paradigms within the system.
Not to mention the serious lack of actual empirical evidence supporting a claim of social benefit of a-c systems.
>You are Social-democratic Cosmopolitan
XD
>You are Social-democratic Patriot. 3 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 52 percent are more extremist than you.
Get on my level.
>>52814543
There was like one and I put strongly disagree, nerd.
>>52814629
Yeah, but the future belongs to us. Every country in the world is going towards free market to survive, the socialist retards in this thread are fucking clueless
>>52814774
>implying social democracy isn't in the nigger tier of political ideologies
>>52814923
It isnt if you believe that the ethny is the nation and the nation is the ethny. What we have today is complete shit, though.
>>52811838
kek
>>52814714
No one is perfect. I have however seen convincing arguments to basically all criticism raised towards a voluntarily society. And even so for a lot of us it's an ethical stance just as much or more than a pragmatic stance.
>>52810025
Not bad, expected to be more ecological though
>>52814781
I remember there being several, chum.
are you all enterpreneurs or what?
>>52815087
not enough capitalism, otherwise decent enough
If you got less than 20% in the communistic - capitalistic axis, you're a filthy communist and doesn't deserve the internet connection you're making using of.
>>52810025
It called me a national democratic liberal or something. I consider myself a libertarian and I vote Framsókn, although I'd wish it was more right-wing.
>>52815367
>a Leftist-Fascist
>39 percent are more extremist than you
>>52815364
Good result desu well done
>>52815466
took the test in october or some shit when only /pol/ had taken it so thats to be expected.
I despise leftism, tho'.
>>52815763
Don't be so hard on yourself
Fuck this test
>>52810025
Social Patriot
These test always put me left. I think they are biased.
>>52813261
holy shit
>>52814110
you are a nationalistc, athiest, reactionary, who is slightly authoritarian and capitalistic. You dont really believe in war and you dont really care about the environment
Fuck capitalism
http://www.politicaltest.net/en/test/result/23142
Guten tag
>>52816868
Social-democratic Cosmopolitan
>>52815763
>i despise leftism
>is a social democrat cosmopolitan
colombians do not know how lefties they are. they're closet leftards.
>>52816822
enjoy your gulag
You are a patriotic Social Democrat. 3 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 27 percent are more extremist than you.
>>52810025
Social patriots unite tbqh
>tfw nobody tops your commie score
bunch of plebs, I say
remove commie
wtf, I think I broke the test. They didn't tell me what I was or anything.
>>52816945
no soy socialdemócrata ni nada definido. de por sí tanto el capitalismo como el comunismo son pseudociencia. simplemente hay que ser nazi para contestar las preguntas de este test de otra forma.
fui izquierdista alguna vez, antes de mis veintes, pero ahora los izquierdistas me caen tremendamente mal. viven criticando a los medios mentirosos y son tan crédulos y desinformadores como el que más. tienen un complejo mesiánico que no soporto. y creen en un mundo de buenos y malos que nada que ver.
>>52818627
lmao
I always vote far right.
>cosmopolitan
>visionary
Code words for self hating and leftisit
>>52819116
also forgot to mention the party, most likely going to vote for the pirate party
>inb4 throwing vote away, I think we are among the few countries where they can be moderately successful
>>52818547
ZYUGANOV VPERED
>national democratic socialist
I'm a nazi?
>You are Solidary Authoritarian. 0 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 94 percent are more extremist than you.
>>52819542
0,[something] I guess.
>>52818627
Same, but changing the language shows you what you were and how many people are in the same category and more extremist.
>>52819408
>Commie Nationalist who hates the military
You vote SF, don't you?
Bourgeois patriot to be quite desu
I'm okay with that
>>52810025
>You are a patriotic Social Democrat. 3 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 73 percent are more extremist than you.
Aren't I just a special snowflake ?
I'd probably vote green or labour if I cared enough to vote.
You are a patriotic and authoritarian Socialist. 4 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 94 percent are more extremist than you.
Well, i have no idea what to do with this.
>>52820147
>I'd probably vote green or labour if I cared enough to vote.
Please don't.
>You are a liberal patriot. 4 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 43 percent are more extremist than you.
>>52819746
Sweet, thanks.
>>52811544
>>52811432
>>52812598
til i die
>>52820256
Why not green ?
They are pretty much the only party that emphasises the environment in their policies and manifesto, something I think is a lot more important than the bullshit labour/tories whine about constantly.
I don't agree with the green's immigration/feminist leanings but I'd vote just for the increase in liberties regarding drugs etc
The continued existence of the human race via ensuring the environment doesnt go to pot is more important than muh economy.
>>52820407
finally a coherent political opinion from a brit, sadly so many people don't give a shit about the environment
>>52820407
Who cares?
What have the future generations ever done for you?
We either adapt to the shitfest we've created, or we prove to be a failure as a species and make room for something better. Whatever happens, you won't be around for it anyway.
>>52814741
Heil
>>52821517
>Who cares?
How does that have any bearing on whether something is important or is worth pursuing ?
>What have the future generations ever done for you?
I'm only 23 so nothing yet, but they won't be able to do much for me if my generation doesn't lay a groundwork and mitigate the damage done by ourselves and the last few generations since the industrial revolution.
They will be the ones paying into the system that ensures I get a state pension and healthcare.
>We either adapt to the shitfest we've created, or we prove to be a failure as a species and make room for something better.
I'm usually quite cynical and pessimistic, but you have outdone me in both of those.
There'll hardly be any room for much life if we don't curb our current habits re: the environment.
> Whatever happens, you won't be around for it anyway.
I try not to base my entire worldview on self-obsession and selfishness, that which benefits me alone. Some of it will be, but to argue what you have just done is incredibly narcissistic and almost a delve into solipsism.
Stay off the methylated spirits please mate.
>Liberal Patriot
How American is this?
>tfw just want to live in my beautiful island nation in the middle of nowhere peacefully and freely without immigrants shitting it up
>be Trot
>get this
What did I do wrong lol
>>52810025
>>52810025
A leftist nationalistic authortarian.
>you are a leftist nationalistic authoritarian
>nationalistic, fundamentalist, reactionary, authoritarian
>0% between communist and capitalist
>militaristic and anthropocentric
Am I literally Hitler?
>>52810025
reminder
Just
hmmmm
>>52827133
>You are Neo-Conservative. 6 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 4 percent are more extremist than you.
I hardly even put down strong opinions
typical american i suppose
>>52810025
Apparently I am a neo-conservative, is that good?
>>52827674
do you feel the iraq war was good?
>>52827712
No I don't. I don't know why we wasted our military resources on fighting a war in a country that we have no reason to care about.
One of the questions was "do you think your country should militarily intervene in countries where human rights abuses occur" or something like that and I said "Disagree".
>>52827757
well, your neocons cozied up with our neocons and led our two countries into there, which was why i asked
National Liberal Democrat desu
>>52827822
Eh. I dunno, when the Iraq War started I was young (12) so didn't really understand or care. Then when I was older (~18), I was pretty liberal, and I probably would have said it was right to go in, because Sadam abused human rights. Now my opinion is I don't really give a shit, but I think military resources should be directed towards defending our nation, rather than going and fighting pointless wars in far off lands that have nothing to do with us.
Western nations can't control the whole world as much as they may want to. Let other nations do whatever the hell they want to. The only way they will ever stand a chance of finding their own success is by doing it themselves. Westerners going in and trying to establish a Western-backed government will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever work. The local people will never trust it, and why should they. They would resent that government just as much as we would resent any foreign nation coming to the UK and thinking they could tell us how to run our country.
>>52810025
English needs to be improved.
Ok.
I'm alright with this.
>>52811033
Isn't Capitalism all about individual freedoms? How does this directly conflict with Anarchy?
>>52811033
Your logic implies that all capitalistic countries are authoritarian, then.
natty breh
I'm sure it's been said already but the English is so poor it's hard to understand what many of the statements are even talking about.
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what does this mean
>>52829400
it means that you are pretty reasonable guy
>>52829400
>Cosmopolitan
U wot?
this test sucks dick desu
>>52829572
set up community with most intelligent people on the topic and pay them money to research and work with eachother
I'm just a 'Liberal' nothing nothing else, just 'Liberal'
I don't really understand..
Seems somewhat rare.
>>52829785
So you're to blame for everything wrong.
You and the other 5% of you.
Oh fug i'm literally a nadzi :DDDD
hell hidler :DD
>>52830095
I'm voting for Donald Trump though
>>52811635
Mein Negger.
Are you the guy who got Luxembourg in the passport test?
>>52830197
You're alright then.
>>52814885
Not every socialist is against the free market you know.
>>52830423
/post
>>52811033
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-capitalism
Educate yourself, Giuseppe.
This test is poorly worded and confusing. Some of the questions read like they were put through google translate.
>not being an economic centrist
>>52830565
Given that a bunch of the language on the page is in German, I don't doubt that.
>>52830630
>expecting the free market will provide the means to unqualified people
>expecting single mothers can magically buy medicines for her diseased child because of economic freedom
>disabled people benefit from the free market's meritocracy
>>52830878
their*
>>52830878
>being a literal communist
>>52830980
>being a literal "red pilled" lolbertarian
>>52830630
all I know is my heart says maybe
'Tis alright I guess.
>>52831195
>>52830565
mah nigger, let's set up a country somewhere
>>52831270
What shall we call it?
>>52831320
I'm shit with names
