why dont you have an irish gf?
they don't like portuguese boys
Because I'm <1,8m tall.
Because I'm an ugly awkward nerd no woman finds attractive
I have no social skills.
>>52809707
>>52809720
>>52809697
These reasons and many more
>>52809655
I don't have the luck of the Irish however I make my own luck.
>>52809655
I've never met an irish woman.
>>52809655
>Irish """"""""""people""""""""""
>>52809655
I used to. She was an excellent fuck.
> you will never have an irish gf to eat baked potatoes with in Winter.
Aciyor.
Kalbim aciyor.
Because modern Irish women are disproportionately entitled relative to their looks compared to my 2d waifus
>>52809655
I'm autistic
I dislike potatoes and my country is whole.
I've had my fair share. From all corners of the island except Dublin, thank the fuck Christ.
Irish women only have one advantage over women form other nations, and that's havin' the fuckin' craic.
>>52809655
because they are ugly degenerates
>>52809655
It doesn't help that I don't actually know any Irish guys or girls
Because I have a Finnish one. Why would I want to trade that to an inferior one?
>"aye laddie why dontcha put your tiddlywink into me scoobydoo"
That's why
>>52811684
>havin' the fuckin' craic
What?
>>52812417
He meant they have cocks
>>52809655
because they are mudsharks
>>52809655
I have an Irish BF
>>52809655
Because I never call
>>52809655
I don't live in Boston
Too much ass.
>>52816249
muh
cause i have an italian one
+ i would prefer being the man of the relationship.
I've had many. They're alright and can be fun, but even the ugly ones think they're beautiful. I think I will stick with getting with Eastern European women. More traditional.
>>52816311
malvinas
Literally all Europeans except Romanis can go muh dick in Ireland, how awesome is that?
>>52809655
I did. She moved back to Cork. Fair skin, with big dark eyes and freckles. Swallowed loads like a champ.
>>52809655
>why dont i have an irish gf?
>>52816440
shame your social anxiety is still bigger than your penis
>>52817375
>dark eyes
Not Irish.
>>52817660
So fucking true.
>tfw no traditional cailín deas gf
I miss staunch Catholicism
>>52817767
Loads of Irish have brown eyes. Hell the first Irish had brown eyes.
I do like my women a bit dumb, but the Irish are mongs. If you accidentally knocked one up you would have to deal with having a functionally retarded child and that's not worth it.
I did for about 6 months, 2 of which I lived with her in Cork.
When I went back home we stopped talking :,(
>>52809655
Why is it so easy to identify British/Irish women?
They have a "look" about them that's hard to describe, yet unmistakable.
>>52820550
>says the eastern """"""""""""european""""""""""
>>52822743
Brit girls all have that weird scrunched up face and their eyes are a bit too far apart. Whereas Irish girls literally have potato heads.
>>52822874
>Brit girls all have that weird scrunched up face and their eyes are a bit too far apart. Whereas Irish girls literally have potato heads.
tru t.b.h.
>>52822928
You all sound the same to me mind you being a mancunian i dont really have a leg to stand on when it comes to accents.
for the same reason I dont have a serbian gf + a couple thousand km's
