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今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
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放課後ティータイムはお前の好きなバンドより最高
それとお前はまったくバカだぜ
>>52803256
Thanks america-san.
You are not alone.
雪ミクさん
anime is shit and degenerate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWplKMDVoA4
>>52803256
5th for 彼女が欲しいアメリカ人
What are your new years resolutions going to be?
>Only post in Japanese in the Japanese Thread
>Find Japanese friends to talk to over skype and start using lang8
>Get to at least N3 level this year
難波
難波やでございます
Why are these threads so weeb?
>>52803256
乙
zouni and okashira
>>52803256
あー、私の左手の薬指に指輪がはまるのはいつなのかなー(白目)
>>52803389
what the fuck
難波ワン
>>52803405
>only take part in Japanese threads
>try to find a Japanese friend in campus
>save money
>only take part in Japanese threads
Happy New Year to you all soon
>>52803379
It makes money however. And usually that's what motivates companies to create content.
>>52803405
>Find Japanese friends to talk to over skype and start using lang8
kek
>>52803256
おつ
>>52803149
>midsummer
What’s this? Is it an event to celebrate summer?
What usually are you doing for this?
Men, I'm bored with girls.
>>52803513
Happy New Year to you too 家族(ふぁむ)
I hope you achieve everything you set out to do
>>52803405
Getting closer
>>52803468
他の所をはまった後で
>>52803504
南波杏
>>52803577
C-closer to what?
>>52803601
Brings back memories.
>>52803405
>Find British friends to talk to over skype.
>>52803405
Try and stay as a NEET for another year
>>52803592
this
>>52803449
it hasn't even been so bad so far
>>52803521
i translated something else for the same guy. he's getting rejected constantly and doesn't know a word of japanese. it's absolutely bizarre
>>52803405
Go to 難波
And let my loved ones know I love them more. And to reconnect with old friends. And to find a husband
>>52803624
Disillusionment of Japan
>>52803455
雑煮なんて久しく食ってないな
田舎が懐かしい
>>52803521
>BTFO.png
kek
Is this British joke or is he serious?
I think he is so attractive,isn't he?
>>52803717
>disillusion
>illusion
Jesus, literally what kind of illusion of this country could foreigner have?
>>52803624
Finishing the project
I launched two alphas but I did not get quite the results I wanted and i realize I am way to far of from where I want to be
So I am just going to start cleaning up very soon and just accept that I need to take the next step, i have set my standards way to high
Not that you can ever perfect it in the first place, even the masters always look at the next guy in envy
>>52803781
Shut the fuck up already
That or be specific.
>>52803751
We are never serious
>>52803521
here
http://desustorage.org/int/thread/50831118/#50832989
same guy?
>>52803767
The same illusions Ryan Boundless once had.
>>52803767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
That's what most believe at some point however. I don't want to live in Japan that much. It would be better to live nearby and go on vacations from time to time.
>>52803405
my new years resolution is to quit 4chan 2bh
>>52803643
H-hello
>>52803657
A noble cause
>>52803715
Why is 難波 so important?ww
>And let my loved ones know I love them more. And to reconnect with old friends. And to find a husband
Good luck, those are some very good resolutions. 他人と仲良くなるのは大切だ
How old are you by the way? Please don't rush into a marriage because you think you have to.
Did you know?
Rubbing your crotch with the bed makes you feel great.
I'll be going to Tokyo in a couple of months.
Anything I need to know to not look and act like a complete retard infront of the great japanese people?
>>52803718
このかしら芋というデカい芋を毎日取り置きして食い続ける。
これはさすがにデカ過ぎだが。
>>52803858
There are only two British people I can think of who post in this thread that talk to Japanese people through social media: one is a Scott and the other is an English student.
I don't know which one it is.
>>52803949
don't panic or worry too much or your erratic behavior will make you look weirder than if you never even bothered
>>52803922
I am a 21 years old とてもキュートなジャパニーズギャル
>>52803972
サムネでご飯かと思ったが何あれキモい
>>52803972
>かしら芋
なにそれ
千葉の郷土料理かな?
STOP EVERYTHING
WE CUM IN BUCKET NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIA9xg2oIew&feature=youtu.be
>>52803974
>English student.
*Japanese student.
Oh well, I guess that's the sign telling me I should stop posting.
>>52803994
私の陰茎を貴方の性器に挿入させて頂けませんでしょか
I have a dynamite body.
>>52804068
結構です
>>52804088
You suffer from explosive diarrhea?
>>52804088
are yuo a terrorist?
>>52804121
ちっ
どこがうまく行かなかったかな
>>52804176
gambatte ne
こんな夜中にPot-au-feu作ったった
>>52804190
3d is better tbqhwy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP9yXvvMxng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG0mVJXiKx8
why am i far better at singing than yoshihiro kai(pro singer)?_?
where my infinity talent comes from?_?
>>52804230
Je veux faire le pot au feu sur ton pénis
>>52804190
>Ringo
Worst Beatle
TCHONG TCHONG TCHONG TCHONG TCHONG
>>52804176
陰茎と性器って、言い方が露骨すぎ
アジアは馬鹿でかくて世界一人口も多いのに、なんで白人は南、東南、東、北アジアも全部一緒くたにするの?
Make this a homo thread right now.
>>52804324
TCHONG TCHONG TCHONG TCHONG AGAIN !
>>52804332
nope.
>>52804287
who is the best?
>>52803994
Your new year's resolution should be to stop pretending to be a girl on the internet
>>52804281
penis?
………penis?
>>52804360
george
>>52804352
>有罪フェチ
これGuilty fetishismのことを言いたかったのか
アホすwwwwww
>>52804299
Chin Ching chong desu
S.Korea hated than war criminal country lel
>>52804248
No famiglia
>>52804332
No. This is a macho thread.
>>52804297
でも実際にそうするつもりですから、やっぱり説明的にはその言葉は一番だったはずです!
嘘は男らしくない!
>>52804332
>mfw The. F and I will never blow up a mosque and celebrate by having hot, sweaty gay sex that ends with him giving me the best blowjob he's ever performed
>>52804392
But I can reject you if I am a girl
I'm going to cum in five seconds.
>>52804360
Paul.
He's a bit of a cunt but at least he knows how to write a proper piece of music.
>>52804392
ネカマでもいける
>>52804473
You can pretend to be an anime girl, just not a real one
L-let's try to make this thread as straight as possible family
>>52804487
Reject me bitch
名前だけで言うならリンゴ・スターは一番かわいい
>>52804566
No thank you
What are you doing thursday night a-anon???
>>52804563
Bend over
>>52804485
that was instantaneous, well done fambam
>>52804409
FRIEZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!
>>52804563
You know you want a big dick in your bottom
>>52803929
Interesting
>>52804591
Hi, my dear The F.
I'm eating mochis.
>>52804563
this thread is homo only
sorry
homo is out of date
its anorexia generation
ホモがスレ征服!?!?
I still don't know if the F is really homo or not.
>>52804768
She is a cute girl who has a huge penis.
>>52804739
That's sickening I don't know who is more mentally ill you or her
二段
すごいのかどうかよくわからないけど
2010から(前POI?)youtubeでビデオ「TVのテーム」を好き
良いお年を!
Does this make sense?
I want to say
"I like the video "TVblah" on YouTube from 2010 (pre-POI?)
Wish you a good year as well!"
How do I say this "as well"?
t. Ken Sama
>>52804764
are you new here?
Someone want to have a talk with Japanese girl?
>>52804739
That's what fucking a corpse must feel like.
>>52804055
Considering the amount of effort Miura puts in his artwork, the fact that they are using CG for the movies is pretty ironic.
>>52804739
this is chubby in Japan
>>52804739
This is probably the most disgusting JAV I've seen
And that's saying something
>>52804414
ギリシャよりも東、アッシリアを含むのがアジアなのに、さすがにその返しは頭悪すぎない?
>>52804853
It depends, are you a girl? How can I know if you are a girl or not?
>>52804853
You're not a girl Tarou-kun
>>52804831
すごいですよ
>>52804739
Thanks, Mr. Skeleton!
このスレってど変態ばっかりだなw
>>52804764
弱点が気をつけて
すぐ突っ込むから
>>52804959
お前が一番変態なんやで
>>52804959
精神病患者の間違い
三段も行った。まあいいやw >>52804943 thanks
>>52803752
彼ぐらいハンサムだったらいいのたなあ。
>>52804923
I don't know how to prove it...But I am Japanese I just wanted to chit-chat
>>52805020
Everyone here is free for a chitchat
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HFMhHluYLO
Are you guys Japanese or Gaijin?
>>52805013
まゆゆはイケメンな気がするぞ
>>52804818
she bring my paternal love
she makes me want to help her
>>52804921
なんちゃらこんぢゃら北京上海woaini
Chin ping ling
>>52805093
I'm a Japanese Gaijin in Ingurando
>>52805078
Oh really thanks... I wish you would get a nice girlfriend
>>52805013
彼はロシアでも女の子にモテるかな?
私的に最近の俳優で一番整った顔をしていると思うんだけど。
>>52805093
all of us are fuckin hentai
>>52805160
Say something in Japanese. Preferably something long and complex
Emergency question.
Are you a girl?
>>52804991
俺?
匿名掲示板でこう認定してるお前が言うな
>>52805202
>girl
No,Im a BBA.
>>52805202
19 years old qt japanese boy
>>52805160
Y-you could be my gf
>>52805225
I think he mean takahiro
>>52805246
sexed with takahiro?
>>52805202
On the inside
>>52805246
>No,Im a BBA.
Are you cute?
>>52805273
Do you wanna be my girlfriend :)
>>52805201
私は日本人の女子大学生です。女子高生ではありません…残念ながら
一応海外に住んでたことがあるので英語ちょっと喋れます。まとめサイトでこの掲示板を知ってちょっと書き込んでみたくなりました。これぐらいじゃ複雑じゃないから駄目かな。
>>52805202
only qt girl in this thread
>>52805361
俺が生活保護を抜け出したら結婚しような
ネカマ get out!!!!!!!!!
I was Thomas yesterday.
>>52805426
wwwwww
You won't get anything more romantic than this out of him
>>52805179
うん、確かだよ。
P for pic and pussy
>>52805349
>girlfriend
you mean I am bottom?
>>52805299
全然違う(;^_^A
>>52804838
I understand what you want to say basically.
as well = ~も、同様に in Japanese.
YouTubeのTVblahが好きで、2010年から視聴しています。
(あなたも)良い年をお迎えくださいor 来年も良い年になりますように
What is a qt girl?
>>52805338
no,Im anther BBA.
>>52805347
>BBA
>cute
>>52805484
Oh I don't care
>>52805527
qt = cutie = cute
>>52805202
礼儀正しきフランス人の金髪お嬢様ですのよ
ちなみにパ..パンツに何かがくすぐったいですぅ
きっ君ごとき庶民に興味があるわけないから誤解しないわよ!
>>52805527
You are bby
>>52805562
Thanks
>>52805532
BBA can be cute
How old are you?
Lee Mukai
>>52805602
qt = cutie = cute
>>52805533
I want to be top rather than bottom
I am not masculine though
>>52805583
What do you mean?
>>52805527
This
She is the best looking girl in the UK
I wonder how nozomi is doing
>>52805179
岡田が好きなら、こちらはどうかね?
>>52805629
I always knew you were a woman
>>52805661
He is currently balls deep in his wife whilst thinking of his waifu
>>52805642
いいですよ
>>52805680
女の子すぎる。
岡田将生は美しいけど、ちゃんと男だってわかる。
>>52805570
mademoiselle in 4ch
>>52805687
what
She's 10/10
>>52805647
she's the ugliest cunt to ever survive birth
she could cast for shrek. it's like god punched her in the face
>>52805682
(^-^)
>>52805683
That's not that old desu
You can still be cute
>>52805712
???
what
>>52805647
She will be hero in Japan.
>>52805683
ヘイ彼女
今度一緒にDONQのクロワッサンかいにいかない?
>>52805744
>being this much of a faggot
>>52805793
>unironically being donkey
>>52805744
>shrek
>not this
I'm tired
>>52805718
ちょっとワイルドにしてみたぞ
I'm lazy
>>52805878
I know
>>52805848
it actually would work, wtf
>>52805788
何?DQN?
>>52805751
>That's not that old desu
(*'ω'*)
>>52805876
なるほど、確かに玉山鉄二も好きな顔だったわ。
消えちゃったけど
Any girls here? Only hentai and guys?
>>52805926
>(*'ω'*)
See? Very かわいい
>>52805840
>>52805848
>these plebs not being able to recognize true beauty
I pity you fools
I'm a girl with penis.
Today, I flew by farting.
>>52805926
オシャンティーな街にあるオシャンティーな名門パン屋よ
こんど八王子セレオの前で待ち合わせな
I'm also a Japanese girl
We Japanese must consider the subhuman gookroach
they will surely ask for more money and more benefit after this. we Japanese must not bow down further to Gookrea. We Japanese must cut and severe all tie with Gook
>>52806010
ふたなり
>>52805908
I know, right?
I was born to fap to you guys
>>52806027
ごめん、東京住みじゃないんだ
田舎に住んでるBBA、今度転勤で移動になるっぽいけど
>>52806048
I have a huge one.
I'm hentai jap girl. Sorry if I'm being irrelevant. Is there any place I could talk hentai?
>>52805984
Japanese are hentai and a few women.
Foreigners are almost hentai.
And they often call this thread gay thread.
>>52806186
Thanks for telling me
>>52806028
I didn't know that.
>>52806162
そうか 縁があれば濃厚ラブエネルギー送信しとくわ
>>52806230
you are welcome.
>>52806040
This post fully demonstrates the rancorous hatred, and envy, the Japanese harbour for Korea's accomplishments and superior culture
>>52806261
サンキュー崇泰
>>52806040
we japaneseのパロww
ジャアアアアアップ
支那リス 色々あるぞー
I'm also neither Japanese nor a girl.
>>52806347
I know
you are brazilian boy
>>52806347
but I love you, Brazil-kun.
So how many girls post here in Japanese threads?
>>52806391
none
so what's everyone planning for new years?
I want to know too
>>52806391
31 atm
>>52806438
Leafboy
>>52806380
Right.
>>52806382
I love you too.
>>52806347
Are you at least a qt transsexual?
>>52806470
he has good taste tho
>>52806428
I'll be sniffing cocaine off a hookers back whilst fucking her doggy style
What are you doing?
Somebody made a TV show for Japan with my favourite local ramen restaurant, but they tricked them into looking like idiot foreigners with horrible food.
>>52806470
don't bully まゆゆ
You ate KFC on Christmas, didn't you?
>>52806620
nope desu
>>52806428
Getting together with a small group of locals, hafus, and Japanese ironically, but we haven't settled on anything yet.
楽しみしています!
しみじみしじみ汁を飲んで身体中にしみ渡っている。
>>52806603
link pls
えっちな話がしたいよう
>>52806630
>charizard fanboys are always so mean
>>52806564
had to break up a cat fight just now
i'm going to the pub waheeeyyy
>>52806797
やってみよ、エロ星人
>>52806798
>mfw I don't know what you're talking about
>>52806825
いえーい 男の子?
>>52806797
膜から声が出てない
>>52806797
うぜえよ ネカマすんならちゃんとしろ
>>52806797
alright, erotic talk. everyone describe their favorite sex move.
mine is the moonman. the woman lies prone on her back fully clothed on the bed. i'm currently located in the ceiling above her and i crash through landing cock first into her mouth and blow my load instantly
>>52806907
それは覚えなくていい日本語です
>>52806877
じょし
>>52806913
ネカマにちゃんともクソもあるかよ
>>52806941
Top Gun
>>52806722
I don't have one, it was only a few hours ago. There are just a bunch of japanese people on their Facebook group trying find out whether they really just sell instant noodles at £13 and make a full English breakfast ramen with whisky.
>>52806868
what
then why you call まゆゆ leafboy
it was not you?
>>52806977
ちゃんと演じとけって言ってんだよ
雑すぎんだよ
>>52806698
うまそう。。
>>52806956
Oh really
>>52806564
why don't u get a real girl u loser john
pasty baby loser
>>52806978
oh god what's that lel
>>52806722
Lol, I told one of them that ramen was a Chinese dish and I think she blocked me.
>>52806977
アレの前ってエッチな夢見ない?
私見るんだけど-
>>52806553
I'm a manly man.
>>52807040
What are you talking about periods?
>>52806984
What's the name of the show?
>>52807049
cool……!
>>52807013
What do you want me to say? lol I'm not sure if I could act like a normal girl
>>52807022
yeah,
you?
>>52807183
I'm a girl too... But I'm a weirdo, so that's why I came here
>>52807129
I dunno. I think it was a one off. It was presented by an old ramen chef called Misae Ueda, the restaurant is called Maki and Ramen.
ネカマにしろ、メンヘラBBAにしろどっちもウザいんですが
>>52807230
Please be in London.
>>52807040
physiology.
満足しましたか?鼻毛ジジイ
>>52804490
Nice for you
Can someone translate this please? Thanks
とりあえず乳でも出してみればよい
>>52807336
Sorry for being annoying lol
>>52807403
Why don't you just try showing your boobs?
>>52807230
ふ~ん。変人かどうかは他人が決めてくれると思うよ
>>52807514
そうだね。
>>52807163
I lie. I'm actually quite boyish, even my voice.
I wish I had a cool deep voice.
>>52807300
Found the show is called ぶっこみジャパニーズ
Now to find a video somewhere
>>52807503
I'm an audience.
>>52807049
あれ、俺も。
*nods respectfully towards you*
>>52803256
>check out this semen demon
>she's only 19
韓国日本大使館前の少女娼婦像が撤去されない場合、韓国大使館前にトンスルを飲む少女娼婦像を設置しよう。
>>52803256
>彼女が欲しい
無理です
>>52803302
アニメ「けいおん」がテレビで放映されている頃、それに対抗して作られたのが、サ学の課外活動「重音部」、現在のBABYMETALです。
>>52805878
その昔、日本のROCKの黎明期にLAZYというBANDがあった。けいおんのDon't say “lazy”は、直接的にはDeep Purpleの LAZYへのオマージュだが、もちろん日本のBandのLazy
を意識している。
Pantsuya wants to tell you the LAZY, JAPANESE HARD ROCK BAND.
DREMY・EXPRESS・TRIP - LAZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FwdYF8NJZE
Deep Purple - Lazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNZPNv0Df9c
>>52806391
このスレは元々女子率が高い。もっとも、ネカマもいるし、女子はネナベだ。見分け方は、実は女子の猥談は直接的で具体的・物理的である。
>>52806698
おい、駄洒落なら俺にまかせろ。
>>52807403
難しく考える必要はない。
Watch your titis for the time being
Do you know it?
>>52807603
You are an audience?
Dear self-proclaimed girls
Post your boob’s pic with a message card, “4chの日本語スレッドの皆様へ 私はネカマではありません”as an evidence of your sex.
>>52807601
Found this?
http://blog.esuteru.com/archives/8454009.html#comments
>>52807650
>Deep Purple — Lazy
This is the only good thing you've ever posted
>>52807671
This
Do it for England and Japan
>>52807600
It's ok m8
you are attractive in your own way
just be yourself
Fuck you all retards
>>52807650
Thanks! I got it.
>>52807651
An audience is only me.
It's a bunch of mess
>>52807755
What about Scotland, senpai?
あ
>>52807848
You're only an audience
>>52807755
who is this cute boy?
Those guys are fucking idiots
>>52807650
お、出た出た
女がいると思った途端釣られて来るクズだ
>>52807912
Who are, senpai?
>>52807709
なんでやねん。
元々、British Rockについて書いているPostは全部俺だぜ。
>>52807882
い
>>52807864
Fine
For Scotland too
>>52807886
Wtf is that face? I don't like yellow faces
I can make a thread
There's no fucking women here. Not a single one of them.
>>52807961
And Northern Ireland, Wales, the Isle of Man, Gibraltar and other assorted Crown Dependencies and Overseas Territories?
>>52808023
I can be a woman for you sempai~ :3
>>52808009
Please まゆゆ
>>52808024
Yes
>>52808060
Wtf are you a cute Japanese little girl? If not, just fuck off, and obviously you aren't
>>52807884
I am a natural-born audience.
>>52808107
I can assure you that he is.
He has shown me his certificate and everything.
>>52808107
Oh fuck
The Nips are getting angry
We best do as we're told. We wouldn't want to get into trouble now would we
>>52808141
Fuck off. Just because I'm Japanese, doesn't mean I have yellow skin. Btw, I'm not that ugly.
>>52808107
Waaah~
I like it when you talk roughly to me sempai
>>52808204
Yellow piggu is mad
>>52807403
いけねえ
Let usで使役にしようと思いつつ肝心のLet usを書き忘れているわ。
Let us watch your titis for the time being
>>52807931
まあ、英語女子にはピクリとも食指が動かねえけどな。
>>52808245
I'm trying to think a way to beat you up son
>>52808337
中学生が頑張って書いた英文でも「上手だよ」って言ってもらえる板で「意味が分からな過ぎて不愉快だからとりあえず日本語で書け」とまで言われた人に英語指導されてもな
>>52808433
O Nippon, why you so kinky?
>>52808343
It exactly looks like you, creepo
>>52808433
So am I~
>>52808556
I would probably fuck you if you really looked like the bitch on the picture lol
But reality... Sigh
>>52808473
I'm kinky because I just feel like it
>>52808663
>he thinks a girl like that would be interested in fucking him
>>52809012
Wtf I'm the one whose fucking not her
>>52809214
No, you're not fucking anyone.